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*muka bego*
*musik dramatis*

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Hei YouTube
*pakek kacamata*

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Tik

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Tok

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TIK

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TOK

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Mana Diamond Play Button gue, njir!?

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Ini udah 84 TAHUN!

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*BAKAR*

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Ya YouTube. Gue sebut itu.

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Lo pikir gue takut?

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Kayak YouTubers cemen lainnya?

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Kayak Markiplier,

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Jacksepticeye

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Atau CinnamonToast...Ken–

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Oh wanjer... pa kabaaar?

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Oh anjer dia Yo Boi!

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Yo Boi!

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YEEEEEEEEE

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YO BOI NJER

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SELAMAT DATANG DI PENGHINAAN

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*teriak gaje*

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NJER

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NJENG

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Siap-siap buat dipen--

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Gimana ngeja katanya?

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DIPENETRASI

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Siap-siap buat...

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*mikir*

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DIMUSNAHIN

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*teriak gaje lagi*

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*musik dramatis*
BAKAR YOUTUBE BERSAMA PEWDIEPIE

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Hei, Youtube

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Layanan streaming lu bagus juga pake YouTube Red

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Sayang banget Netflix udah tenar duluan

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OOOOH NETFLIX UDAH TENAR DULUAN, NJEEER

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OOOOOOOOOOH

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Tolong tetep -- biayain Youtube Scare Pewdiepie

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Youtube Red

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Tapi bukan berarti lu gak ada apa-apanya!

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NJENG

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NAH BENER BUKAN BERARTI LU GAK ADA APA-APANYA

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NJER

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Dan gimana soal layanan streaming YouTube (yang live)

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Untung Twitch udah lebih dari sekedar tenar

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Oh, oh astaga!

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KEBENARAN, DIA NGOMONG KEBENARAN!

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Gue ngomong jujur

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ASTAGA! OH ASTAGA!

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Aah!

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Serang lagi, serang lagi

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Hei YouTube!

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Sistem komentar lu bagus juga!

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Canda deng, itu ALAY!

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OOOH KEKUATAN PEWDS MENDORONG KALIAN
Itu--

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KEKUATAN PEWDS MENDORONG KALIAN

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NGEDORONG KALIAN!

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WOOOOOOOH

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APA LU PADA KEDORONG?

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APA KALIAN KEDORONG????

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GUE NGERASAIN TENAGA SUCI PEWDIEPIE

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YEEEEEEEEH

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WOOOOOH WOOOEH

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Ohh, apa di sini makin panas?

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ATAU PANTAT ELU BARU AJA DIBAKAR?

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DUA BEBEK KARET, NJER!

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BEBEK KARET!

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Hah -- apaan?

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Hei YouTube!

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Google+ bener-bener ide yang bagus (padahal bukan)

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Tapi sayangnya FACEBOOK UDAH LEBIH DARI TENAR

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OHHHH LUKISAN BADUT!

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OOOH!

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OHHHHHHHHHHH!

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WOH!

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OHHH!!

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OHHH!

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OHHHH!

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Jangan lupa like :-)

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Hei YouTube!

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Gue bangga sama elu

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Lu ngebikin banyak duit setiap tahun

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Eh engga... LU BAHKAN GAK NGEBIKIN TAIK

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OHHHHH

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*Ken mati*

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*ketawa*

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GIMANA KALAU LU AMBIL AJA LEBIH DARI 45% PENDAPATAN KAMI HAH (ceritanya sarkasme)

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Hah?

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Apa?

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Yha, mereka ngambil 45%

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45 persen?

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45 persen.
(Mungkin 45% bakal jadi "Okay" kita)

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*sakit jantung*

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*ketawa*

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YOUTUBE GAMING?

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LEBIH KAYAK YOUTUBE LAMING! (YouTube Norak)

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OHOHOHOHOH

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Tos woi!

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HOHO

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*gak kena*

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HOH

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*SALTING*

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Lu sengaja gak kena kan?

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*ketawa*

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YouTube Red!

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*zoom dramatis*

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*siap-siap ngejatohin bom*

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Lebih kayak,

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You–

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YouP–

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YouPorn!

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*bom gagal meledak*

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Um, You -- RedTube.

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*kita tetep cinta kok pewds*

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*video orang lompat-lompat gaje*

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Hei YouTube!

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Sistem pencarian algoritma kalian bego banget,

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SAMPE NGEBIKIN VLADIMIR PUTIN KELIATAN KAYAK YESUS!

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OOHHH YESUS!!

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APA KITA BUTUH LEAFY LAIN? (Channel: LeafyIsHere)

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WOOOOOOEE

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APA KITA BUTUH JEBAKAN KLIK LAIN LAGI?

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*Pewds joget gaje*
*Ken grepe bebek karet*

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*tingtong*

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Siapa, anjir?

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Kayaknya gue...

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Gue cek dulu bentar

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*suara bebek karet*

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*musik dramatis*
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