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*sengih semacam*

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Hei, Youtube. *Pakai cermin mata*

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*Perlawanan muzik bermula*

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Tick, tock.

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Tick, tock.

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Di mana

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Ini butang berlian aku?

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Dah 84 TAHUN!

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Yeah, betul tu youtube,

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Aku dah cakap

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Kau ingat aku takut?

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Macam YouTuber lain yang penakut?

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Seperti:

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MARKIPLIER,

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JACKSEPTICEYE,

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atau CinnamonToastKen-

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Ken: Oh!  Pewds: Saya akan beritahu

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Ken: APAhal?

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Pewdiepie: Alamak! Inilah dia! *jeritan berterusan*

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Inilah dia!

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SELAMAT DATANG KE 'PANGGANG' (ROAST)

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WOAH!

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ANJING

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Bersedia untuk disus-

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Apa perkataan dia?

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disusup!

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Bersedia untuk di-

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dihapuskan!

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*Kedua-dua mereka menjerit*

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Hei Youtube,

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satu-satunya perkhidmatan strim video yang baik

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dengan YouTube Red,

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Sayangnya Netflix wujud

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OH (kurang jelas)

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*OHHHHH*

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Tapi kau masih menyeronokkan, Youtube

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'Scare Pewdiepie'

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YouTube Red

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Tapi kau benda remeh

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Anjing!

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Betul. Kau benda remeh

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ANAK ANJING!

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dan bagaimana pula dengan perkhidmatan strim langsung youtube?

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Nasib baik Twitch belum lagi wujud!

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Ya tuhan! KEBENARAN TERBONGKAR!

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DIA CAKAP BENDA YG BETUL!

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pewds: BETUL KAN AKU CAKAP. ken: YA TUHAN

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AH!

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ken: bagitahu lagi (2x)

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HEI YOUTUBE,

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SISTEM KOMEN KAU SANGAT HEBAT.

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gurau je, ia SERABUT!

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OH KUASA PEWDS TELAH MENGECAM ANDA

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Ken: KUASA PewDiePie TELAH mengecam anda!

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ANDA TELAH DIKECAM!

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KEN: WOO, WOO PEWDS: ADA RASA KENA KECAM ?! (X2)

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KEN: SAYA DAPAT RASAI KEKUASAAN PEWDIEPIE

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PEWDS:OH YEAH

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WOOO!

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*Nafas semacam*

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adakah ia panas di sini ataupun-

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PUNGGUNG ANDA ATAS PANGGANG?

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2 ITIK GETAH, ANJING!

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ITIK GETAH

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Kejap

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Mak Kau Hijau?

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HEI YOUTUBE,

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GOOGLE PLUS IDEA YANG HEBAT

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SAYANGNYA FACEBOOK WUJUD!

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OH LUKISAN BADUT!

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*lebih jeritan*

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TINGGALKAN LIKE!

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hei youtube,

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Aku bangga dengan kau

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Kau sudah buat banyak duit dari tahun ke tahun-

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TUNGGU SEKEJAP, KAU TIDAK BUAT APA-APA PUN

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OH!

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* Ken pengsan *

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APA KATA KAU AMBIL LEBIH DARIPADA EMPAT PULUH LIMA PERATUS PENDAPATAN KAMI ?!

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Kejap

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Apa? *Tanggalkan Cermin Mata*

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y-ya mereka mengambil 45%

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45 peratus?

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45 peratus.

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* Ken mempunyai satu lagi serangan jantung *

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YOUTUBE GAME? LEBIH MACAM,

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YOUTUBE YG MEMBOSANKAN

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Tepuk Tangan!

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kau sengaja tak tampar tadi kan?

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* ketawa kecil *

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YOUTUBE RED

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LEBIH MACAM

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YOU

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YOUPORN

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REDTUBE

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HEY YOUTUBE

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algoritma carian kau sangat kacau bilau

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SAMPAI BUAT VLADIMIR PUTIN

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NAMPAK MACAM JESUS!

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OH JESUS-

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ADAKAH KITA PERLU LEAFY YANG KEDUA?!

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ADAKAH KITA PERLU LAGI KLIK UMPAN YANG MEREPEK?

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OTAKKO

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*Pintu loceng berbunyi*

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Siapa tu?

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Saya rasa itu saya. (apa benda?)

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Saya akan cek siapa.

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* muzik trailer * (akan bersambung)