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*sunet pe fundal*

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Salut, Youtube. *pune ochelari de soare*

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*muzica de battle*

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Tick, Tock

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TICK, tock

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Unde Naiba

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este butonul meu de diamant

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Au fost 84 DE ANI!

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Da , exact youtube,

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Am spuso

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Crezi ca imi este frica

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Ca toate celelalte pi**e de youtuberi

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Ca si:

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MARKIPLIER,

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JACKSEPTICEYE

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sau CinnamonToastKen-

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Ken: Oh cacat! Pewds:ia-si spune-

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Ken: WADDUP?

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Pewds:OH FRATICA E BAIATU TAU * YEAH*

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BAIATUL TAU, ESTE BAIATUL TAU *mai mult YEAH*

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BINE AITI VENIT LA ROAST!

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WOAH

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CU***LOR(x2)

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FITI GATA SA FITI INFILTRA-ff

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Care este cuvantul? *ken's este prea ocupat uitandu-se dupa rata de cauciuc*

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INFILTRAT-

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FITI PREGATITI SA FITI -

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*se gandeste la cuvant*

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ANNIHILATI!

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*amandoi tipa*

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Salut Youtube,

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ce servici de streaming aveti

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cu youtube red  *fiti gata de roast*

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Pacat ca netflix deja exista

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*OH (ceva cuvinte random)

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*OHHHHH*

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youtube te rog inca investeste in

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speria-l pe pewdiepie *reclama de cacat*

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youtube red

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dar nu ai nici un cacat

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*snicker* CURVA!

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CORECT NU AI NICI UN CACAT,

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CURVA!

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si despre servicile de stream pe youtube

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bine ca twitch nu este deja un lucru

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o-oH DUMNEZEULE ADEVARUL, *cum va ken are atac de inima*?

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SPUNE ADEVARUL!

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pewds: eu vorbesc adevarul. ken: ISUS , OK ISUS

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AH!

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ken: spunele , spunele

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Salut Youtube

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SISTEMUL DE COMENTAT E MINUNAT

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doar glumeam , e de cacat!

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OH PUTEREA LUI PEWDS VA COPLESESTE

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pewds:it- / PUTEREA LUI PEDS VA COPLESETE!

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VA COPLESESTE

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ken:WOO ,WOO  pewds:SUNTETI COPLESITI?! (X2)

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KEN: SIMNT SFANTUL DUH ALUI PEWDIEPIE

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pewds:OH DA

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WOOO!

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este foarte cald aici sau este

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fundul tau ce este prajit

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2 ratuste de cauciuc

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ratusca de cauciuc

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asteapta

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WTF?

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hei youtube,

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google plus a fost o idee buna

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pacat ca facebook nu este inca un lucru

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oh. arta cu clovn

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uuuu...auuu

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lasa un like

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hei youtube

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sunt mandru de tine.

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ai facut asa multi bani in acesti ani

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o stai, nu ai facut nici un rahat

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ouu

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ce ai zice daca ai lua 45% din venit nostru?

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stai

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ce?

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da ei iau 45%

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45%?

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45%

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youtube gaming? mai degraba

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YOUTUBE LAME-ING

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hai noroc

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ai facut-o intentionat, nu?

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YOUTUBE RED

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MAI DEGRABA

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YOU-Y

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YO-YOUPORN

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REDTUBE

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HEY YOUTUBE

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algoritmul de cautare este atat de corupt,

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incat in face pe Vladimir Putin

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sa arate ca Iisus

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Oh Iisus

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ne trebuie un alt leafy?

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ne trebuie o alta reclama? rahat cu ochi

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amin

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ding dong

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ce a fost asta?

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cred ca am fost eu (ce?)

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hai ca verificam.

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