WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:01.640 I'm very excited today 00:00:01.640 --> 00:00:03.740 Oh boy am I excited 00:00:03.940 --> 00:00:06.100 Why am I excited, Danny DeVito? 00:00:06.300 --> 00:00:07.340 Oh I'll tell you 00:00:07.800 --> 00:00:09.540 [whispers] 00:00:09.540 --> 00:00:10.040 *throws Danny DeVito* 00:00:11.280 --> 00:00:13.560 That's right. YouTube sent me 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:15.560 *Felix tries to teleport object but in the process thinks about his life choices* 00:00:15.920 --> 00:00:18.200 A 50 million play button 00:00:18.200 --> 00:00:21.920 Let's- it's too big to fit the office so I'm just gonna take you with me 00:00:22.340 --> 00:00:23.860 Look how big that box is 00:00:24.380 --> 00:00:26.020 I cant even fit it through 00:00:26.060 --> 00:00:28.300 God damn it. There's 2 boxes! 00:00:28.720 --> 00:00:30.720 I wonder what's inside? 00:00:30.840 --> 00:00:31.760 Ohhhh, Im nervous 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:35.980 A guy flew in from New York, just with this package, delivering it to me 00:00:35.980 --> 00:00:38.280 You know what it is cause, you read the title 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:39.760 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS 00:00:40.360 --> 00:00:41.320 I'M SO NERVOUS 00:00:41.660 --> 00:00:42.460 Im SHAKING! 00:00:47.440 --> 00:00:51.220 I don't know what it is with packages, that is so f*cking exciting 00:00:51.540 --> 00:00:55.140 I really wish I could just be an unboxing channel, that would just be so much fun 00:00:55.800 --> 00:00:58.520 Okay. Should we start with the small one? 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:02.800 It's so late. I usually don't record this late, but I'm- I can't wait any longer okay 00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:05.520 The small one, has a bunch of garbage in it 00:01:05.860 --> 00:01:07.300 What the hell is this? 00:01:07.580 --> 00:01:11.260 Is this the 50 golden playbuttons I asked for? 00:01:13.540 --> 00:01:14.280 OH 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:15.440 You see THAT? 00:01:15.440 --> 00:01:16.920 Thats - The Brofist 00:01:17.160 --> 00:01:19.180 It's a little smaller than expected, i guess 00:01:19.180 --> 00:01:20.540 Wait... what's in the other one? 00:01:21.020 --> 00:01:21.900 What the- 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:24.240 What the fuck? Is this... 00:01:24.940 --> 00:01:26.940 It's this tiny little brofist 00:01:26.940 --> 00:01:28.140 This is not what I- 00:01:28.560 --> 00:01:30.680 I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but... 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:33.620 What the hell is this? 00:01:34.060 --> 00:01:36.140 Surely one of them is different 00:01:36.580 --> 00:01:39.380 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? IT'S ALL BROFISTS 00:01:40.560 --> 00:01:41.060 AHHH 00:01:42.320 --> 00:01:45.680 LET'S OPEN THE BIG ONE, JESUS CHRIST IT'S HEAVY 00:01:46.320 --> 00:01:48.160 Okay, alright 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:50.800 Here we go, here we go 00:01:51.060 --> 00:01:51.620 We got... Foam 00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:54.340 WHOAAAA 00:01:57.040 --> 00:01:58.400 *whispers* Oh my god its so cool 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:00.300 Woah *music starts* 00:02:00.980 --> 00:02:01.780 Its in wood 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:04.140 Its in wood guys 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:11.680 Oh it feels amazing. This is like different texture than this. OH - I would rub my body all over this 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:13.820 Are you guys- are you guys ready? 00:02:13.900 --> 00:02:15.900 I'M NERVOUS, I'M SHAKING 00:02:15.900 --> 00:02:17.740 I don't usually get excited 00:02:18.180 --> 00:02:21.500 But when you get a package this size 00:02:24.480 --> 00:02:30.080 You know when I was a small channel, I dreamt of Youtube, doing something like this 00:02:30.320 --> 00:02:33.800 This is a weird, weird dream come true okay 00:02:35.200 --> 00:02:36.880 Oh my god how deep is this? 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:38.340 argh 00:02:38.640 --> 00:02:40.960 God Damnit. ARHHH 00:02:46.100 --> 00:02:48.620 HOLY SHIT GUYS, OH MY GOD 00:02:49.040 --> 00:02:50.800 HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD 00:02:51.040 --> 00:02:52.060 YOU WON´T BELIEVE THIS 00:02:52.620 --> 00:02:53.900 [ruffles] 00:02:54.980 --> 00:02:56.740 Look how much bubblewrap! 00:02:57.780 --> 00:02:59.080 00:02:59.080 --> 00:02:59.580 OH 00:02:59.820 --> 00:03:00.840 I LOVE IT 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:02.240 00:03:02.260 --> 00:03:02.760 AH! 00:03:04.060 --> 00:03:05.740 Hours of entertainment. 00:03:05.740 --> 00:03:07.780 00:03:08.200 --> 00:03:09.480 Let´s open the box. 00:03:09.760 --> 00:03:12.520 OH MY GOD -IT´S- FUCK 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:14.160 AH JESUS 00:03:14.480 --> 00:03:15.580 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:16.900 IT´S- 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:20.460 OOH! 00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:22.040 It´s so fucking heavy. 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:23.260 [Swedish warrior groan] 00:03:23.540 --> 00:03:24.540 I CAN BARELY HOLD IT LIKE THAT 00:03:25.320 --> 00:03:27.260 I mean, I have the muscles, ok. 00:03:27.600 --> 00:03:28.400 First of all 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.400 *Awkward silence* 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:31.380 [burps] 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:31.920 I mean -sorry- 00:03:32.160 --> 00:03:32.660 First of all 00:03:33.820 --> 00:03:34.620 we did this. 00:03:34.620 --> 00:03:35.340 That´s right. 00:03:35.340 --> 00:03:36.300 I´m talking to you right now. 00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:37.860 We did this together. 00:03:37.860 --> 00:03:38.600 Me and my bros 00:03:38.900 --> 00:03:39.860 Starting off, 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:43.440 In my tiny, shitty, fucking flat in Sweden 00:03:43.440 --> 00:03:44.800 Just falling in love... 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:45.680 with making videos. 00:03:45.820 --> 00:03:47.660 And falling in love with... 00:03:47.660 --> 00:03:48.520 with you bros 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:49.780 And it sounds a lil´ cheesy but... 00:03:49.780 --> 00:03:50.500 [silence] 00:03:50.500 --> 00:03:52.740 00:03:53.060 --> 00:03:55.380 I was excited when we hit 30 subs... 00:03:55.380 --> 00:03:57.040 And I loved it ever since 00:03:57.040 --> 00:03:59.500 Thank you for subscribing to my channel. 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:01.660 THANK YOU! 00:04:02.340 --> 00:04:03.300 00:04:03.300 --> 00:04:05.120 Now let´s open it together. 00:04:05.500 --> 00:04:06.980 By me doing all the work. 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:07.800 AHHHH 00:04:08.080 --> 00:04:09.760 We still got nothing, okay... 00:04:11.340 --> 00:04:12.220 Here we go... 00:04:12.460 --> 00:04:13.260 I´M NERVOUS 00:04:13.260 --> 00:04:13.760 WHOAH! 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:16.860 OOOH SHIT! 00:04:17.280 --> 00:04:17.840 Okay... 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:20.520 I see now about the first part... 00:04:20.520 --> 00:04:22.200 [groans from excitement] 00:04:23.540 --> 00:04:27.400 ¨Congratulations Pewdiepie 50 Million Subscribers!¨ 00:04:28.180 --> 00:04:29.780 Holy shit... 00:04:30.620 --> 00:04:33.980 It looks like a giant- it´s supposed to be a ruby... 00:04:34.020 --> 00:04:36.840 but it looks like those popsicles that you suck on. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:37.880 I will suck you on you- 00:04:37.880 --> 00:04:38.680 I mean this. 00:04:39.680 --> 00:04:40.720 Ah that´s cool! 00:04:41.840 --> 00:04:42.720 Look at this! 00:04:43.880 --> 00:04:45.740 It´s got the brofist! 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:46.760 It´s a custom 00:04:49.200 --> 00:04:50.500 That´s really fucking cool... 00:04:50.500 --> 00:04:53.100 AN EXCLUSIVE, ULTRA RARE! 00:04:53.260 --> 00:04:54.140 It smells- 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:54.980 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:59.680 Now, YouTube has a way where you can see who´s your 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:04.520 long- longest lasting subscribers that is still active. 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:05.220 You know. 00:05:05.400 --> 00:05:11.860 I'm gonna reach out to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:14.040 I'm so glad they did this. 00:05:14.920 --> 00:05:15.480 -seven. 00:05:16.320 --> 00:05:17.600 Seven of you bros, 00:05:17.720 --> 00:05:21.380 I'm gonna send-out to my oldest, and most active subscribers 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:24.040 Because you guys made this possible, 00:05:24.300 --> 00:05:25.660 just as much as I did. 00:05:25.660 --> 00:05:27.380 That really means a lot to me... 00:05:27.380 --> 00:05:28.380 and I wanna honor that. 00:05:28.380 --> 00:05:29.920 So I'm really happy that they send these out. 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:30.500 That's really sweet! 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:32.160 I've got one more... 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:36.920 That I'll give away, if you leave a comment. 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:37.420 And, 00:05:37.700 --> 00:05:38.420 a message. 00:05:38.420 --> 00:05:39.460 That I´ll appreciate. 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:41.080 And like, idk. 00:05:41.480 --> 00:05:42.040 Why not? 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:42.840 Why not beg for likes. 00:05:42.840 --> 00:05:44.640 I know i shit alot on youtube. 00:05:44.700 --> 00:05:46.060 And I don't want it to seem like 00:05:46.060 --> 00:05:47.480 just cause they did this for me 00:05:48.080 --> 00:05:48.700 *uhm* 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:49.200 *processing* 00:05:49.200 --> 00:05:50.900 Like all the problems has gone away 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:53.240 Just taking all that aside for a minute, 00:05:53.640 --> 00:05:55.620 YouTube really has given me everything 00:05:55.620 --> 00:05:57.320 It's given me so many opportunities 00:05:58.040 --> 00:05:58.540 Uh 00:05:59.100 --> 00:06:03.220 It's... made my life from being in a very, terrible place... 00:06:03.620 --> 00:06:07.820 ...to an amazing life that I could never have even dreamed of having. 00:06:08.300 --> 00:06:10.220 Um, it's thanks to you bros, 00:06:10.220 --> 00:06:13.040 but without YouTube none of this would have happened 00:06:13.040 --> 00:06:15.480 and I don't want to take that for granted 00:06:16.420 --> 00:06:18.320 I don't want to seem ungrateful in that way 00:06:18.320 --> 00:06:21.180 YouTube really has given me... so much 00:06:21.180 --> 00:06:25.760 And it's just been an incredible journey that I'll never, ever forget 00:06:25.760 --> 00:06:29.040 I am incredibly proud of reaching 50 million subscribers 00:06:30.060 --> 00:06:34.720 I'm proud of so many people, um, it's not just me, this is not just me 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:36.560 I don't want it to seem like that way 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:40.540 I want, I just, I, I owe a big thanks, to YouTube, thank you. 00:06:40.540 --> 00:06:43.280 "Congratulations PewDiePie 50 million subscribers." 00:06:43.660 --> 00:06:46.020 So it has my YouTube logo. 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:49.240 And the brofist is coming out of it. 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:50.720 It looks fucking awesome. 00:06:50.720 --> 00:06:53.640 What if I drop it and break it? That'd be, *laugh* 00:06:53.980 --> 00:06:55.660 Let's not do that 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:57.220 Oooh my God 00:06:57.220 --> 00:06:57.960 There it is 00:06:58.460 --> 00:06:59.620 Ooooh yeah 00:07:00.020 --> 00:07:03.760 Oooh, uhh, it's, it's so heavy I'm so scared of dropping it. 00:07:03.760 --> 00:07:05.920 I would suck it, I would suck it if I could 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:07.980 It looks like one of those popsicles y'know 00:07:08.940 --> 00:07:10.140 Is that weird? Okay. 00:07:10.140 --> 00:07:12.760 Remember, you get a chance to win one of these, they're really cool 00:07:12.760 --> 00:07:14.200 There's only 8 of them. 00:07:14.200 --> 00:07:16.380 I'll si-, I'll sign the, I'll sign the bottom of it 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:19.020 I'm gonna give out to you bros who supported me from the beginning. 00:07:19.020 --> 00:07:22.160 And just finally, from the bottom of my heart 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:23.420 Thank you <3 00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:26.260 For subscribing, and watching me throughout the years 00:07:27.320 --> 00:07:30.260 It's made my, wildest dreams come true. 00:07:30.260 --> 00:07:32.240 You know now that I have this... 00:07:32.240 --> 00:07:33.480 ...it just hit me. 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:35.460 I won't be needing this now. 00:07:38.340 --> 00:07:48.800 *Mad World - Gary Jules plays* 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:50.060 All clean. *kiss* 00:08:09.260 --> 00:08:11.420 By the way, there's one more thing 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:14.240 As you can tell, 00:08:14.620 --> 00:08:16.480 We have to move office again. 00:08:16.480 --> 00:08:19.400 We're getting kicked out, one more time. 00:08:19.660 --> 00:08:22.740 *cries* Where's my fake tears? 00:08:27.640 --> 00:08:28.140 For me. 00:08:29.260 --> 00:08:33.020 It pains me to do this but the only way that we can afford, 00:08:33.020 --> 00:08:35.720 to change office... *cries* oh my God 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:37.720 ...is to sell... 00:08:37.720 --> 00:08:38.920 ...the play button. 00:08:39.220 --> 00:08:39.980 Edgar. 00:08:40.680 --> 00:08:41.400 Edgar... 00:08:41.940 --> 00:08:43.260 *fake crying* 00:08:44.680 --> 00:08:46.460 Edgar we're gonna be homeless. 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:48.060 I'm gonna list it on eBay. 00:08:48.400 --> 00:08:50.400 Check out the link in the description. 00:08:51.900 --> 00:08:54.100 And if you want you can buy the dog as well. 00:08:54.940 --> 00:08:56.940 I don't want him, I don't like you. 00:08:57.380 --> 00:09:03.520 You know I sold my, I sold my golden play button really fast, so I hope I can sell this one equally fast. 00:09:04.120 --> 00:09:06.120 Pewds: K cool, great, thank you. 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:07.220 Dude: I give you 5. 00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:08.940 Pewds: *laugh* Thank you very much. 00:09:08.940 --> 00:09:09.600 Dude: Any time. 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:11.460 Pewds: Apreciate it, it's yours. 00:09:11.460 --> 00:09:12.220 Dude: Thank you very much. 00:09:12.220 --> 00:09:13.060 Pewds: Thank you very much. 00:09:13.060 --> 00:09:13.760 Dude: Thanks Felix. 00:09:13.760 --> 00:09:14.900 Pewds: Have a good one. 00:09:14.900 --> 00:09:17.960 *Dude walks away never to be seen again* 00:09:18.560 --> 00:09:22.820 Um, I'm gonna start the bidding at $1 and hopefully we can sell it. 00:09:23.280 --> 00:09:25.280 It's, it's rough times out there right now. 00:09:25.760 --> 00:09:28.040 I almost had to delete my channel... 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:31.840 ...other things. 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:37.540 You know it pains me to do this, this is like, as if Leo had to sell his Oscar. *kiss* 00:09:37.540 --> 00:09:38.580 Goodbye. 00:09:38.580 --> 00:09:40.560 It's been nice, having it. 00:09:41.020 --> 00:09:42.120 There it is. 00:09:43.340 --> 00:09:45.440 I hope, it gets sold. 00:09:45.740 --> 00:09:48.200 I mean I practically barely used it, okay? 00:09:48.740 --> 00:09:51.620 If you bid now, you might get it before Christmas. 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.980 But yeah, check out the link in the description, 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:59.320 Thank you guys so much for this play button I wish I could have it for a little longer but you know... 00:10:00.340 --> 00:10:01.760 It's just how it's gonna go. 00:10:01.760 --> 00:10:05.760 Thank you guys for watching and dropping a like even though it clearly doesn't do anything. 00:10:06.100 --> 00:10:08.760 And as always, stay awesome bros!