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Men bugun juda xursandman (Nima uchun?)

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Oh huda men hayajondaman!

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Nima uchun men Danny DeVito hayajondaman?!?

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Oh men senga aytaman

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* * Narsa pichirlardi

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* Nima uchun siz Danny DeVito pud o'ldiradi?!? Men kabi his chunki *

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To'g'ri, YouTube menga yubordi

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Men ellik million o'yin tugmasini qo'yish

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Bu men bilan sizni faqat gonna emasman, shuning uchun vakolatxonasini dalasi katta bo'ldi Let's- (IT IS katta?!?)

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Quti qanday katta ekanligini qara!

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Men hatto orqali mos mumkin emas!

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Yo Alloh! 2 qutilari bor!

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Men nima ichidaligiga hayronman

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Oh, men (super) asabiylashyapman!

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Bir odam menga uni yetkazib, faqat, bu paketi bilan, Nyu-Yorkdan uchdi

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Siz unvoniga o'qib sabab nima ekanligini bilish (duh.)

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Men uning qanday bilmayman!

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Men ko'p asab (Agar dedi endi bu 2 marta)

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Men chayqab qilyapman (Nima uchun?)

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Men shu qadar qiziqarli Fuking, u paketlar bilan nima bilmayman (men ham)

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Men, albatta, men faqat bir o'ramdan ochis kanal bo'lishi mumkin tilayman, shunchalik qiziqarli bo'ladi (hech qachon)

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OK. Biz kichik biri bilan boshlash kerak? (Ha)

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Bu juda kech. Men odatda (video yoki) yozib emas, bu kech, lekin I'm- men OK endi kutish mumkin emas

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Kichik bir, unda axlat bir guruh bor

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WTH bu emasmi?

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Bu men uchun so'radim, 50 oltin pley-tugmalari emasmi?

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ohh

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Siz bu ko'ryapsizmi? (Ha)

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BU bro FIST'S

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Men o'ylayman (I) kutilganidan bir oz kichikroq ekan

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Boshqa birida nima, kutib turing?

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WT

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Bu WTF bo'ladi?

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Bu mittigina brofist ekan (shunday yoqimli (2 chaqaloqlar !!))

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Bu nima emas I-

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Men noshukr but- ovoz degani emas

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WTH bu?!?

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Albatta, ulardan biri farq qiladi!

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BU WTF IS?!? IT Barcha bro musht (yoqut bo'lganlar)

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daaaa

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Og'ir ekan, katta bir ochiq Iso Masih KE

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OK, okay

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Bu yerda biz (x2) borib

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Shaxsiy ko'pik

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WHOAAAAAAAAA

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OMG shunday zo'r!

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Qoyil

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IT daraxtzor'S

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Ohh, Bu Amazing his!

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Bu farq to'qimalarining kabi bo'ladi

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Oh, men, bu butun tanamni surtmasdi

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Sizlar tayyor bo'lgan guys-?

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i asab, i chayqab qilyapman qilyapman

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Men odatda, xursand olish emas

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Lekin siz bu hajmi bir paketini olish qachon

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Men bir kichik kanal edi Bilasizmi, men bu kabi bir narsa qilib, YouTube orzu

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Bu haq bir g'alati g'alati tush. ok?

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OMG, bu qanday chuqur?

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Aaaah

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Jin ursin!!!

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MUQADDAS S ** t Guys, OMG

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MUQADDAS S ** t OMG

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Agar bu ishonmaysiz

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qancha Bubble doka qara!

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* * Ba'zi Bubble doka ochiladi

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OH

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BU MENGA JUDAYAM YOQDI

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AH !!

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Ko'ngilochar soat.

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ochiq da qutisini beradi.

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Voy Xudo

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ISO

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Aaaah

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Uning .....

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OOOOOH !!!

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Bu shunday o'ta og'ir ekan!

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Men zo'rg'a shunga o'xshash ushlab MUMKIN

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Aytmoqchimanki; Men OK, muskullar bor.

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BIRINCHIDAN

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* Kekirmoq *

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Kechirasiz, degani

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Birinchidan

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Biz buni.

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Bu to'g'ri.

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Men hozir sizga nazarda tutayapman.

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Biz bilan birga edi.

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Men va mening Bros

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off boshlab

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Mening kichik, sh *** y, Shvetsiya Fucking kvartirada

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Faqat oshiq ...

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qilish videolar bilan

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Va muhabbat bilan tushgan

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Agar Bros

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Bu bir oz cheesy tovushlar, lekin ...

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Men sizga bolalar o'rtasida o'zaro muhabbat.

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Biz 30 Subs urdi, men xursand bo'ldi

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Va men hech beri uni sevib

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mening kanalimga obuna uchun rahmat.

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rahmat!!!

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Biz buni!

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Endi birga ochish qilaylik.

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menga barcha ishni.

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* G'iybatchilikni *

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Biz hali ham OK, hech narsa bor ...

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Qani boshladik

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Men asab emasman

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WHOAHHHHH

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S ** t !!!

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OK

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Men birinchi qismi haqida endi ko'rib ...

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* Xursand! *

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[Matn] Congratulations PewDiePie 50 million abonenti!

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muqaddas s ** t ...

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Bu bir pahlavon kabi ko'rinadi; Bu yoqut bo'lishi kerak edi,

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Lekin u siz so'rish o'sha Forum popsicles kabi ko'rinadi. (I o'sha eslayman!)

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Men u- sizga so'rish qiladi

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Men bu degani!

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Ahhh bu zo'r!

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👀 bu!

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Bu BROFIST bor!

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Bu maxsus (I pud ​​BILIB) keldi

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Bu, albatta, fu salqin (c) shohning ...

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eksklyuziv, ultra nodir!

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u (go'zal kabi) smells-

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Bu go'zal hid.

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Endi, YouTube siz kim ko'rish mumkin yo'l bor ...

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uzoq Eng uzoq vaqt hali ham faol abonentlar uzoq muddatli.

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bilasiz.

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Men gonna, biriga erishish qilyapman ikki, uch, to'rt, besh, SIX- (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

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Men ular buni shunday xursandman!

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-seven (OH! bor).

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Agar jig'a etti

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Men gonna mening eng qadimgi va eng faol abonentlar uchun amalga yuboring qilyapman

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Chunki, siz bolalar bu mumkin qildi

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Men qilgan kabi ko'p! (Vid i tushlik ovqat kerak juda uzun!)

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Bu, albatta, menga juda ko'p narsani anglatadi ......

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va men bu hurmat istayman.

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Shunday qilib, men, ular bu amalga yuboring, deb, albatta, baxtli emasman.

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bu, albatta, shirin ekan !!

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Yana bir bor ayting (brofist)

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Men past olaman, siz bir Fikr qoldirish bo'lsa. (Men qaytdim!)

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va,

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Xabar.

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Men taqdir olaman.

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Va kabi, men bilmayman.

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y emas?

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Nima uchun yalaymiz uchun tilanchilik emas? (Yaxshi)

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Men t YouTube juda ko'p ** Men b bilaman.

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Va men ko'rishni istamayman

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Men uchun buni faqat sababi

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uhh

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Barcha muammolar kabi ketdi

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faqat bir daqiqa uchun chetga hamma olib,

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albatta, menga hamma narsani berilgan (yoki berdi) qilgan Yt

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Bu berilgan (yoki berdi) meni juda ko'p imkoniyatlar bo'lyapdi.

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uhhh

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Bu ... juda dahshatli joyda bo'lishdan hayotimni qilib yotipti ...

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Men ham ega (ITS orzu) orzu ham qila olmas edi, ajoyib hayot uchun.

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Xu, u siz jig'a uchun THXS (rahmat) ekan,

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lekin YouTube holda, bu hech nima sodir bo'lar edi

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berilgan va men bu olish istamayman

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Men bu tarzda kufroni ne'mat tuyuladi istamayman.

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YouTube, albatta, juda ko'p * menga * qisqa jim bergan

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Va u faqat men hech hech qachon unutmayman, deb aql bovar qilmaydigan bir safar bo'ldi

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Men 50 million abonentlarga erishish nihoyatda faxrlanaman

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Men bu faqat meni emas, u faqat meni emas, juda ko'p odamlar um faxrlanaman

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Men u yo'l kabi ko'rinadi istamayman

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Men faqat * x2 * Men rahmat, YouTube, katta rahmat oldida qarzdorman * * noqulay istayman.

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Tabriklar pewds 50 milya subs

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Shunday qilib, bu mening YouTube logotipi bor.

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Va brofist undan chiqib kelyapti.

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Bu f (u) cking ajoyib ko'rinadi.

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Nima, men uni tomchi va uni sindirish bo'lsa? Bu * kulgili *, bo'lar edim

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ning buni qilmasin

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OOOOMG

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U erda u!

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OOOOH YEAH

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Huub ooj, uning shunday og'ir, men tashlab achigan shunday qo'rqqani!

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Men agar men uni so'rar, uni so'rar

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Bu Bilgan Forum popsicles biri kabi ko'rinadi

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deb g'alati emasmi? OK.

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ular, albatta, salqin bo'ladi, Agar imkoniyat bu birini yutib olish unutmang!

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faqat acht (8) ulardan yo'q

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Men uning tubida imzo olaman, imzo olaman.

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Men berish-out boshidan meni qo'llab-quvvatladi siz jig'a uchun ketyapman

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va faqat nihoyat, mening qalbimdan,

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Rahmat!

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ulanib yillar davomida meni kuzatib uchun (kamon)

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Bu mening aysh orzular ro'yobga yaratilgan.

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Siz men bu bor endi bilaman

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u faqat meni urdi.

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Men hozir bu muhtoj bo'lmaydi.

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(G'amgin musiqa)

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Barcha toza (kisssss)

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Hali emas, balki oxirida Kutinglar !!!!

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btw, yana bir narsa bor

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Agar aytish mumkin, deb ...

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Biz yana ofisiga harakat qilish kerak. (Albatta,?!?)

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Biz ... yana bir marta haydab qolibsan.

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Mening soxta ko'z yoshlari qaerda?

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Men uchun.

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Biz borolmaydi faqat yo'l, lekin, bu, albatta, menga alam ...

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ofisini o'zgartirish uchun * soxta yig'lab * (WTF)

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sotish uchun emas ...

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Play tugmasini bosing.

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Edgar (x1)

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Edgar (x2)

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xushomadgo'ylik qilmoq

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Edgar biz gonna boshpanasiz bo'lishi-ku.

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Men eBay gonna ro'yxatini uni emasman

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Tavsifidan bog'laning tekshiring.

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Va siz ham, it sotib olishingiz mumkin bo'lsangiz.

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Men uni istamayman ... men sizni yoqtirmayman. (I Edgar sevaman)

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Men, men, albatta, tez, mening oltin play tugmasini sotilgan my- sotilgan bilaman, shuning uchun men bir xil tez bu bir sotish mumkin umid qilamiz.

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Felix: qusish salqin, katta, rahmat!

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Fan: Men sizlarni ($) 5 bering.

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Felix: * LAUGH * ko'p rahmat.

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Fan: Har qanday vaqt.

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feods (pewds): uning seniki uni Apreciate.

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Fan: sizga katta rahmat. (X2)

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Felix: sizga katta rahmat. (X3 TRIPLE COMBO !!!)

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Fan: Thanks Felix. (X4 QUADRABLE !!!)

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Felix: yaxshi bor.

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* Xayr fan !!! *

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Xu, men 1 dollarga da ishiga boshlash gonna qilyapman va umid qilamanki, biz uni sotish mumkin.

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Bu hozir ... u erda Uning qo'pol marta keldi.

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Men deyarli, kanalim o'chirib kerak edi

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boshqa narsalar.

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Siz meni Buning uchun hamma azoblarini bilaman, bu kabi Leo (Nardo) uning Oskar (kubokni yoki biror narsani) * bo'sa sotish kerak edi, agar * o'xshaydi

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xayr

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Bu, yaxshi edi, uni ega bo'lyapdi

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bor u (im yig'lab)

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Men u sotilgan oladi ... umid qilamiz.

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Men deyarli zo'rg'a OK, uni ishlatiladi, degani?

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Agar hozir taklif bo'lsa, siz Xmas oldin uni olish mumkin. (Rojdestvo)

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Lekin, ha Tavsifidan linkni nazorat. (X2 Combo!)

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sizga men lekin bilasiz endi bir oz uni bo'lishi mumkin tilayman, bu o'yin tugmasi uchun juda ko'p rahmat bolalar

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u gonna borib yotipti faqat qilib.

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sizga tomosha va u aniq hech narsa qila olmaydi, hatto kabi bir damlama uchun rahmat bolalar ...

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Va har doim, ajoyib jig'a qolish!

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