WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:03.440 Nike is in trouble! Or are they? 00:00:04.600 --> 00:00:10.780 The most EPIC spider-man story video game related news you have ever heard 00:00:11.200 --> 00:00:15.040 What does Lil Pimp, Kanye and Roblox have in common? 00:00:15.300 --> 00:00:17.300 This and much more - 00:00:17.680 --> 00:00:18.660 on PEW News. 00:00:26.080 --> 00:00:29.920 Good evening, Gloria Borger (Gloriyah Boregah); YouTube's most... YouTube show. 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:33.600 Our first story comes from Roblox! 00:00:34.100 --> 00:00:35.680 No, it doesn't 00:00:35.690 --> 00:00:40.839 Sorry, I like to joke sometimes, sorry. I know it's a news segment: I need to be serious 00:00:40.910 --> 00:00:46.930 Our first story comes from Kanye West and Lil Pump. They released a new hit single called "I love it". 00:00:46.930 --> 00:00:50.559 They dressed up in these goofy looking outfits, and it was really funny. 00:00:50.660 --> 00:00:54.980 People were quick to point out the resemblance between their outfits and- 00:00:54.980 --> 00:01:00.460 The video game, Roblox. Here PewDiePie was one of the first ones to make the resemblance. Wow! 00:01:00.700 --> 00:01:06.800 That guy sure is on top of things. Now, two days later, Kanye tweets "Gotta do the Roblox version". 00:01:06.800 --> 00:01:07.640 *Forced laughter* 00:01:08.140 --> 00:01:09.720 I'm in on the joke, right guys? 00:01:09.900 --> 00:01:10.960 *Y u do dis 2 me, Kanye?* 00:01:11.200 --> 00:01:12.500 Lil Pump as well, 00:01:12.540 --> 00:01:17.340 "ROBLOX". You have a moment here to really make an epic meme. That's the thing: 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:21.940 You can make such a good joke out of this with a really great caption. What do you do? 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:26.940 Uh, "ROBLOX". Sorry, I write songs for a living. What should I write here? 00:01:27.240 --> 00:01:31.540 Uh, "ROBLOX". Okay, Good job. Good job. Good job. 00:01:31.540 --> 00:01:36.540 Now, this video is #1 on trending. Am I the only one just confused why this exists? 00:01:36.709 --> 00:01:39.819 What was the creative direction behind this music video? 00:01:40.580 --> 00:01:48.580 Why does this exist and why is everyone saying it's Roblox, when CLEARLY they're referencing Minecraft, right? 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:53.900 We live in a crazy world out there anything could happen. Next news! 00:01:53.900 --> 00:01:54.920 👏MEME REVIEW👏 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:57.560 All right. This is my favorite story of the day, by the way. 00:01:57.570 --> 00:02:02.000 I know I'm not supposed to give my own opinion here on 'poo' news, but it's really funny - 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.980 I haven't seen a lot of people talking about it, yet. 00:02:04.180 --> 00:02:11.320 So, we'll see if this has caught on, maybe - No one cares! Moving on, all right. So, here's a tweet. 00:02:11.820 --> 00:02:14.720 This guy called Tyler tweeted to 00:02:14.920 --> 00:02:20.700 Insomniac games and some developers of Insomniac games who developed the latest Spider-Man games 00:02:20.700 --> 00:02:24.700 Who we talked about last week because of the puddles. He said "I need your help. - 00:02:24.800 --> 00:02:30.800 - This may be selfish, but I'm ready to propose to my girlfriend and I want to do it in a big way". 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:36.690 All right, this is epic. First of all, I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but this is epic. Okay 00:02:36.690 --> 00:02:41.129 So what is he gonna do? Is there any way you can put an easter egg of - 00:02:41.740 --> 00:02:47.920 'Madison, will you marry me?' Anywhere in the game?". This was done in May so Bill Rosemann 00:02:48.420 --> 00:02:55.260 Who is the executive creator director of this he saw the tweet and he was like epic style 00:02:55.380 --> 00:03:00.480 okay in honor of the rich tradition of romance that flows through the history of 00:03:00.580 --> 00:03:01.860 Marvel 00:03:01.880 --> 00:03:02.940 *laughs like he's having epilepsy* 00:03:03.040 --> 00:03:04.180 *INHALES* 00:03:04.260 --> 00:03:07.120 "Madison will you marry me?" shall appear in the game! 00:03:07.139 --> 00:03:13.409 I mean as long as these other developers are cool with it. So now the game is out 00:03:13.720 --> 00:03:20.420 Was the message in the game? Yes, it is! In front of the cinema-in the cinema... Whatever, theater! 00:03:20.580 --> 00:03:24.740 Okay, it says "Maddie, will you marry me?" This is so romantic 00:03:25.200 --> 00:03:26.120 well 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:27.180 WELL 00:03:29.200 --> 00:03:32.200 Okay, I'm No-ah this is not funny but it also hilarious 00:03:32.769 --> 00:03:34.419 the guy that a ((hehe)) 00:03:34.419 --> 00:03:38.009 It's not funny... Stop laughing! The guy that did the proposal 00:03:38.829 --> 00:03:41.638 Well, it turns out his girlfriend dumped him 00:03:42.209 --> 00:03:49.828 For his brother and he made a statement in the classic YouTube (gibberish) of sitting in front of the camera and given their left side 00:03:53.769 --> 00:03:55.828 Now what we can see here 00:03:55.829 --> 00:04:01.888 It's it's a soy Jie Marvel poster a marvel cushion a Marvel t-shirt 00:04:01.889 --> 00:04:03.929 I just see SOI SOI SOI SOI 00:04:04.659 --> 00:04:07.709 Clearly he was left from his brother Chad 00:04:07.709 --> 00:04:13.940 "It's currently 3:15 in the morning where I'm at right now. What I'm going to talk about is the 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:18.480 Meaning behind the Easter Egg that I will show you 00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:23.140 Right here. Look up-" <Pewds>: There It is. "Maddie, will you marry me?" 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:26.360 That's gonna be so sad 00:04:26.700 --> 00:04:27.640 Oh, no... *#TylerDeservesBetter* 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:32.280 "My girlfriend dumped me to go with my brother. Basically, 00:04:33.780 --> 00:04:36.340 throwing away the 5 years that we had together." 00:04:36.700 --> 00:04:37.960 With his brother... *frustrated pewds* 00:04:37.960 --> 00:04:42.320 How does that happen? This is - you know what? People keep making fun of me for 00:04:42.940 --> 00:04:50.399 ripping on Marvel and here we have a class example of why you shouldn't consume Marvel, cause you'll get cut by your brother 00:04:50.650 --> 00:04:52.650 Okay? <Tyler>: "and 00:04:52.740 --> 00:04:58.100 spitting in my face basically saying 'this wasn't even the way that she wanted to be proposed to,' and-" 00:04:58.200 --> 00:05:00.200 Oh! *pewd feels Tyler's pain* 00:05:01.520 --> 00:05:03.280 "left me. So..." 00:05:04.840 --> 00:05:08.240 This might go down in history as the saddest Easter egg 00:05:09.909 --> 00:05:15.560 The Soyest Easter Egg, that's what it is. "That's one for the Easter Egg history." 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:17.789 "She went with your brother? Did I hear this right?" 00:05:18.340 --> 00:05:19.469 Jesus 00:05:19.469 --> 00:05:20.319 Yeah 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:24.870 This guy clearly tried to do something that was bigger than him and she didn't even want it 00:05:24.870 --> 00:05:32.140 You should have picked at least a really manly game like Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - that's how you reel the girls in! 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:39.060 Okay? You can't just pick spider-man. What were you thinking? Now, for real, honest, that's gotta suck. For your brother, as well? 00:05:39.069 --> 00:05:44.369 Like, I feel like- is he trolling? Possibly, he could be trolling. How do you- how does this happen? 00:05:44.369 --> 00:05:47.680 I don't understand Americans. Okay, it seems like in America 00:05:47.700 --> 00:05:54.680 It's all about just making a big grand gesture to propose to someone. I know this is a pretty big generalization, okay? 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:55.380 I get it! 00:05:55.380 --> 00:05:59.240 But still, it seems like people focus more on what the proposal is 00:05:59.469 --> 00:06:02.489 Rather than is it right for me to marry this person 00:06:02.490 --> 00:06:08.310 If anything it seems like he dodged a bullet here if the girl he tried to marry went for his brother 00:06:08.680 --> 00:06:11.250 Okay, there's clearly something wrong with this- BEEEE 00:06:12.219 --> 00:06:15.209 Okay, so good on you, you know 00:06:15.210 --> 00:06:22.199 Yeah, you got something to be in your game and you miss me on that <demonetization> All right? Good. Good job! Good for you. 00:06:23.649 --> 00:06:25.509 Just 00:06:25.509 --> 00:06:30.239 Before you marry someone- maybe this is just my opinion- I know what I wasn't supposed to give *inaudible* 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:32.969 Why can't you just be on the same page first? 00:06:33.250 --> 00:06:39.000 It always seems like you have to just convince them in the moment like make this really big thing 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:43.709 So they they just can't say no. Oh, yeah. Look, I've got it in the spider-man game. You have to marry me now 00:06:43.710 --> 00:06:48.359 I don't know. I also understand if you want to make it romantic and this was his way of doing that 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:54.569 I hope I I don't know. It's just funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. Right is it? 00:06:54.569 --> 00:06:59.640 I can't okay it's funny. Now after this he tweeted the developer saying that 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:04.360 Explaining the situation and one of the developers from Insomniac game said "That sucks-- 00:07:04.640 --> 00:07:08.240 --Want us to change design to something else in the patch any suggestions?" 00:07:08.999 --> 00:07:12.979 Maggie sorry, I can't swear go to hell Maggie. How about that? 00:07:13.740 --> 00:07:19.040 Alright, I'll update you guys if if they change it in the future, that would be hilarious 00:07:19.580 --> 00:07:23.880 This could be like this could be such a good turnaround on this Maggie girl 00:07:25.820 --> 00:07:27.720 Next news 00:07:27.720 --> 00:07:28.220 Its been a lot of stuff happening guys.We got a lot of stuff talk about 00:07:29.760 --> 00:07:33.380 To talk about Elon Musk went on Joe Rogan podcast 00:07:34.050 --> 00:07:38.809 It's a really good podcast, dude. You guys should listen to it super interesting now full disclosure 00:07:38.809 --> 00:07:41.148 I am a fan of Elon Musk. I think he's really 00:07:42.449 --> 00:07:43.550 inspiring person 00:07:43.550 --> 00:07:50.300 I also feel like I can relate to him on a lot of layers layers levels just in the sense of it seems 00:07:50.490 --> 00:07:56.839 Cringy to say but being real with yourself and not necessarily changing who you are for the sake of 00:07:57.479 --> 00:08:02.208 Fitting in with the mass media picture. Does that make any sense? No, it doesn't. 00:08:02.209 --> 00:08:08.299 well, he went on the Joe Rogan podcast and Joe Rogan basically flocked his balls on the table and said, uh, 00:08:08.399 --> 00:08:10.518 You probably can't smoke this right, huh? 00:08:10.579 --> 00:08:14.479 I'm a little uh, no, I liked Joe Rogan, but it's kind of annoying to see that bit 00:08:14.509 --> 00:08:20.328 So basically Joe had a little something-something to smoke and he was like you probably can't smoke this, huh? 00:08:20.329 --> 00:08:27.469 That's like saying you're too much of a bit to not smoke this do too much about to not smoke this like Geoghan 00:08:28.139 --> 00:08:31.309 Rogan don't egg him on. Yeah, I think I tried wrong once 00:08:33.899 --> 00:08:37.789 Probably can't because stockholders right? You probably can't 00:08:39.460 --> 00:08:43.470 Stockholders, you're probably bind by all these problems 00:08:45.580 --> 00:08:51.030 Look at me I can smoke away all I want Mr. Elon. Damn you Brook Joe. Why did you do this? 00:08:51.040 --> 00:08:56.909 Well, I know why cuz he's up on your podcast. Okay, we don't have to show anything cuz they might get demonetised 00:08:57.100 --> 00:09:02.909 Okay, but he barely puffs at it. Okay, it's not you doesn't even inhale it he's like a it's like sucking on your 00:09:03.820 --> 00:09:06.539 Never mind. It's like it's like that 00:09:07.210 --> 00:09:12.119 so it doesn't even inhale it but apparently huge controversy for him to do this and 00:09:12.880 --> 00:09:18.419 I guess you know Joe Joe wasn't wrong and you probably can't do that 00:09:18.820 --> 00:09:25.140 apparently the Air Force was trying to look into what they have to do about this because obviously they're super strict about 00:09:25.300 --> 00:09:27.990 Anyone doing any sort of substance in this way? 00:09:28.420 --> 00:09:34.920 Tesla's stock shares took a dip with 6% with the title saying Tesla shares crash 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:42.359 After Elon Musk smokes joint on my web show. They just crashed it's over everyone pack your bags home 00:09:42.360 --> 00:09:45.719 What a lot of news articles failed to mention with these type of 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:52.799 Headlines is also the fact that the shares went down wasn't just purely because of Elon Musk like they're trying to paint the picture 00:09:53.350 --> 00:09:55.350 Tesla's chief accounting officer 00:09:55.420 --> 00:10:00.539 Dave ... Morton announced on Friday that he was stepping down just one month after the job 00:10:00.790 --> 00:10:05.820 Because they electric car company's frantic pace and the level of public attention placed on the company 00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:08.789 No wonder Elon felt like he had to some a lil something 00:10:08.790 --> 00:10:14.070 Can you imagine how much pressure this guy must be under and all the scrutiny from the media lately as well? 00:10:14.260 --> 00:10:16.439 While trying to keep these companies alive? 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:22.380 They are inevitably abound to fail like he mentioned himself that every single car company that've ever existed 00:10:22.990 --> 00:10:28.990 Has gone bankrupt except Tesla and what was it Ford? I don't remember. So obviously he's under huge amount of pressure 00:10:28.990 --> 00:10:33.039 I think it's so silly that this was even a big deal, but that's just my opinion 00:10:33.470 --> 00:10:38.320 Which I'm not supposed to give. Just the way a lot of these articles frame this 00:10:38.780 --> 00:10:43.060 Tesla share going down purely based on Elon's actions 00:10:43.560 --> 00:10:50.440 It's so petty and this is another example of just trying to attack someone that they don't. like for reasons I don't understand. 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:55.820 Now Elon's response to this: I am considering taking Tesla private at 00:10:56.390 --> 00:10:58.390 $420. Funding secured. 00:10:58.970 --> 00:11:00.970 What an absolute MADLAD? *Clap* 00:11:01.700 --> 00:11:06.640 Sure, I strongly think that yes, they might take a small hit now by shares 00:11:06.920 --> 00:11:13.510 But this is going to just pay off in the long run cuz finally there's a CEO that doesn't seem like a complete psychopath 00:11:13.820 --> 00:11:16.929 I met a lot of CEOs. They're scary people 00:11:16.930 --> 00:11:21.640 they're not the kind of person you want to sit down and have a beer with and they're not scary in the sense that I'm 00:11:21.800 --> 00:11:25.539 Intimidated by them. They're scary in the sense that I think they're insane 00:11:25.570 --> 00:11:28.029 I think they have no soul and when you talk to them 00:11:28.029 --> 00:11:30.159 It's like you're not even talking to a human being 00:11:30.160 --> 00:11:34.270 So the fact that you have some of that Elon can come on a podcast and just talk like a human being 00:11:34.339 --> 00:11:35.950 I think it's really cool 00:11:35.950 --> 00:11:39.459 but instead of some form of humanizing 00:11:39.890 --> 00:11:46.089 Way of looking at this you get headlines like his decision of smoke pot in public shows [that] he's dazed and confused. 00:11:46.180 --> 00:11:54.300 He's just lost. His crazy time attitude. Doesn't matter next. *CLAP* News. So you remember how we've been talking about the E.U. 00:11:54.460 --> 00:11:55.880 Voting on memes? 00:11:56.000 --> 00:12:00.300 Article 13 you probably remember it. Well, you should because it's very important 00:12:00.310 --> 00:12:07.719 I probably shouldn't have saved this for last. YouTube posted on the creator blog that this vote is happening on September 12 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:14.589 It's very very soon. And this vote could have devastating effect on the whole functioning of the Internet 00:12:14.589 --> 00:12:18.429 You won't be able to post means the same way. You won't be able to share things the same way 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:26.199 It's a fundamentally important thing [that] we need to protect. So say NO to Article 13. 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.160 So what can you do to help? 00:12:28.160 --> 00:12:30.139 I'm gonna leave the first link in description 00:12:30.139 --> 00:12:32.239 It's Changecopyright.org 00:12:32.240 --> 00:12:34.759 And it says that you can make a call 00:12:35.069 --> 00:12:40.639 From Monday to Friday 9 to 6 CEST you enter the phone number and click call now. 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:46.729 Then you answer the phone when it rings and you'll be connected to a member of European Parliament and then read this script. Hi 00:12:46.730 --> 00:12:49.459 I am this is my name. I'm from this country 00:12:49.459 --> 00:12:56.089 I'm calling you today to ask that you please reject articles 11 and 13 of the proposed EU copyright directive 00:12:56.480 --> 00:13:00.649 Can you please urge your colleagues to do the same? The future of the Open Internet in 00:13:00.930 --> 00:13:06.139 Europe depends on you. If you live outside of Europe, this will still affect you very much 00:13:06.410 --> 00:13:09.980 So please do help out and check out the link in the description 00:13:09.980 --> 00:13:15.740 But make sure if you're gonna do it be respectful no memes for now. Okay? 00:13:16.380 --> 00:13:20.720 Sometimes the memes must stand down so we can keep on memeing. That's it 00:13:21.380 --> 00:13:26.660 Thank you guys so much for watching pew news. I'm Gloriyah Boregah and you've been filled in 00:13:27.500 --> 00:13:36.520 *BYE* (A.S.S. Advert)