WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.000 You all liked my last video so much! :) 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:05.400 Thank you I appreciate that :) 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:07.020 So let me tell you some more 00:00:07.020 --> 00:00:09.080 Let me tell you about my childhood 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:11.040 Let me tell you about how I grew up 00:00:11.040 --> 00:00:14.800 Where I came from, what I did before I did Youtube 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:15.460 Well 00:00:15.960 --> 00:00:16.720 I played Tibia 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:19.080 Best fucking game :# 00:00:27.660 --> 00:00:29.500 And boy, do I have some stories 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:32.080 There's some things I didn't say in my last video 00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:34.800 because I just thought it was, it was too much 00:00:34.940 --> 00:00:36.060 Too much to share 00:00:36.060 --> 00:00:38.700 You're just going to judge me completely for the rest of my life 00:00:39.200 --> 00:00:42.060 So I wanted to tell you about the worst thing I've ever done to someone 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:44.200 Which was through this game Tibia 00:00:44.440 --> 00:00:45.480 Cause this game 00:00:46.040 --> 00:00:47.000 You could fuck around with 00:00:47.020 --> 00:00:50.040 It's like, it's like an MMO with no restrictions 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:52.400 Not like nowadays, you play 00:00:52.760 --> 00:00:56.300 I don't know, League? And you get banned for toxic behavior? 00:00:56.820 --> 00:00:59.340 Why don't you grow some balls, how 'bout that? 00:00:59.340 --> 00:01:01.340 What is going to happen to our future generation? 00:01:01.720 --> 00:01:02.800 These pussy ass games 00:01:03.240 --> 00:01:06.300 Alright, Tibia, you can do whatever the fuck you want, alright 00:01:06.540 --> 00:01:08.980 The only way you could get ban, if you were cheating 00:01:08.980 --> 00:01:10.780 Actually, if you were caught cheating 00:01:10.780 --> 00:01:12.360 (see what I did there) 00:01:12.360 --> 00:01:15.760 Or, if you killed too many people at once, okay? 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:18.900 Which was really fucking cool by the way cause there was this one spell called 00:01:18.900 --> 00:01:20.260 Ultimate explosion 00:01:20.260 --> 00:01:22.020 And if you got really pisssed 00:01:22.020 --> 00:01:24.760 You hit that button, the whole screen fucking explode 00:01:24.760 --> 00:01:27.280 Everyone dies and you get instant ban and you're like 00:01:29.340 --> 00:01:32.300 Sunglasses just comes out and you're like, Fuck Yeah 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:34.760 Then you cry cause you got banned but whatever 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:36.920 Tibia is the kind of game that doesn't explain shit to you 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:39.100 But somehow people managed by 00:01:39.100 --> 00:01:40.620 JUST FINE. Okay? 00:01:40.620 --> 00:01:42.120 We don't need hand holding 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:46.200 When you start playing, you start off at Rookguard which is this newbie island 00:01:46.200 --> 00:01:47.140 What it's called 00:01:47.140 --> 00:01:49.380 And eh, you start killing rats 00:01:51.320 --> 00:01:53.500 If you know what you're doing, it shouldn't take more than 00:01:53.500 --> 00:01:55.780 a couple hours to get out of Rookguard 00:01:56.080 --> 00:01:58.080 Because once you get to level 8 00:01:58.080 --> 00:02:00.680 You get to talk to The Oracle, and you get to decide 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:03.600 what class you want to be and you get to the main land 00:02:03.800 --> 00:02:05.320 Where most of the action is 00:02:05.520 --> 00:02:06.920 You don't want to stay in Rookgaard 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:09.260 You want to get the fuck out, as soon as possible 00:02:09.700 --> 00:02:12.320 Now it should only take you a few hours to get out of Rookgaard 00:02:12.320 --> 00:02:15.580 For me the very first time, it took 3 fucking weeks 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:19.800 The game doesn't explain shit, okay? 00:02:19.800 --> 00:02:21.400 It's so fucking confusing 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.100 You start killing rats with your fists and you're like 00:02:24.100 --> 00:02:25.560 I don't, I don't think this is it 00:02:26.540 --> 00:02:30.340 You get trapped by fucking rats in this fucking cage and you're like 00:02:30.340 --> 00:02:32.180 God damn it this is so humiliating 00:02:32.540 --> 00:02:35.240 And then, when you're done with the game, you lose a level 00:02:35.240 --> 00:02:37.880 So it's just- it brings even more fucking time okay 00:02:38.200 --> 00:02:39.800 Oh, and there were holes 00:02:40.320 --> 00:02:42.360 There were these fucking holes in the game 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:46.720 You go out, you go down to find creatures or whatever 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:50.200 Now everyone just wants to get the fuck out of Rookguard as soon as possible 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:51.840 You really just fight for 00:02:52.220 --> 00:02:54.460 Finding the spawns okay, the monsters 00:02:54.460 --> 00:02:56.020 you want to kill as many as possible 00:02:56.020 --> 00:02:57.580 You don't want other people to get the experience 00:02:57.940 --> 00:02:59.800 So you go down these fucking holes 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:02.540 There's always a ladder, so you can get back up 00:03:02.540 --> 00:03:04.800 Well, if you go a little too far 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:06.560 Or in the wrong fucking hole 00:03:07.140 --> 00:03:08.340 THERE'S NO LADDER 00:03:09.820 --> 00:03:11.620 And you're like what the hell? What do i do? 00:03:12.620 --> 00:03:14.420 How am I suppose to get up? 00:03:14.580 --> 00:03:17.020 And you start yelling cause you can yell in the game 00:03:17.020 --> 00:03:17.740 Like HELP! 00:03:18.320 --> 00:03:19.400 I'M STUCK 00:03:19.640 --> 00:03:22.060 There's no audio in the game but if you hit this button 00:03:22.060 --> 00:03:25.300 It might, it might show a text for someone who is nearby 00:03:25.700 --> 00:03:26.740 Outside screen 00:03:27.060 --> 00:03:29.580 Now people would see it, and they would come down and they're like 00:03:31.160 --> 00:03:32.080 Well shit 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:35.880 Now we're both stuck down here 00:03:36.020 --> 00:03:39.460 So I would, I would tell my friend to start a new character 00:03:39.460 --> 00:03:42.540 Buy a rope, you needed a rope for some fucking reason 00:03:42.540 --> 00:03:44.820 By this specific guy, for 50 gold 00:03:44.820 --> 00:03:46.280 Which was a lot of money 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:48.160 So your friend had to get the rope 00:03:48.660 --> 00:03:50.900 Find the specific spot that you were in 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:51.960 And rope you up 00:03:52.100 --> 00:03:53.540 That's how you got out 00:03:53.540 --> 00:03:55.780 Now when we discovered this we were like, well 00:03:58.460 --> 00:03:59.020 Clearly 00:03:59.480 --> 00:04:02.160 50 eh, 50 gold that's a lot of money 00:04:02.640 --> 00:04:04.940 I think, I think we can make some money back on this 00:04:05.460 --> 00:04:07.180 So we would, we would trick people 00:04:07.320 --> 00:04:09.520 To go down the same hole 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:11.720 And then we would go down with them and they would be like 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:13.960 Shit I can't get up can you help me 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:17.500 And then I will just be like BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP 00:04:17.500 --> 00:04:19.060 Going up and down and be like OH, OH 00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:20.660 There's a problem here? 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:22.880 Oh I would love to help you but you know 00:04:23.020 --> 00:04:23.640 ROPES 00:04:24.220 --> 00:04:25.900 ROPES ARE EXPENSIVE 00:04:26.180 --> 00:04:27.580 And they're like okay 50G 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:31.720 If you rope me up, I'm like okay I will accept your money 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.040 And your helmet 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:38.200 Then they're like NO 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:41.040 NO I'm not gonna pay you, it's 50G okay 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:42.600 I know the rope and I'm like well 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.920 It's either that or you're gonna be fucking stuck here 00:04:47.520 --> 00:04:49.560 AND NOW YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT YOUR ARMOR TOO 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:50.760 I KNOW YOU HAVE ONE 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:52.120 Oh... so funny 00:04:52.320 --> 00:04:54.500 So we would, we would keep tricking people to go in 00:04:54.860 --> 00:04:57.820 Now this wasn't that bad, it was just a fun thing to do 00:04:57.820 --> 00:05:00.640 It was a fun thing, out of many things you can do in the game 00:05:00.660 --> 00:05:01.780 Fuck people over 00:05:01.780 --> 00:05:04.980 It was a lot of stuff you can do to fuck around with people in Tibia 00:05:04.980 --> 00:05:08.400 For example, if you wanted to trade an item with someone 00:05:08.400 --> 00:05:11.660 Well let's say a giant sword, that's a really expensive item in the game 00:05:11.660 --> 00:05:13.540 I don't remember, maybe like 25k? 00:05:13.540 --> 00:05:15.700 But what's funny about the giant sword is 00:05:15.700 --> 00:05:17.140 It looks very similar 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:18.800 To a two-handed sword 00:05:19.020 --> 00:05:20.580 Which isn't worth shit, alright? 00:05:21.460 --> 00:05:24.060 So what you would do is, you find someone who wants to buy a giant sword 00:05:24.060 --> 00:05:26.060 And you would trade them the giant sword 00:05:26.060 --> 00:05:28.020 And they would trade in the gold 00:05:28.020 --> 00:05:29.540 And right before you click accept 00:05:29.540 --> 00:05:32.320 You cancel, and then you write ''Oops, sorry'' 00:05:32.960 --> 00:05:33.920 TRADE ME AGAIN 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:35.520 And then you trade in 00:05:35.520 --> 00:05:37.920 But this time, the two-handed sword 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:39.100 And you click okay 00:05:39.100 --> 00:05:42.000 They click okay without looking, beacuse they looked so similar 00:05:42.040 --> 00:05:43.000 AND BAAM 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:47.000 You got yourself 25k and you piss someone up in the process 00:05:47.000 --> 00:05:48.480 That was a thing about Tibia 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:50.600 If you were higher level than someone 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:51.360 They were your bitch 00:05:51.640 --> 00:05:53.280 But anyone higher level than you 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:54.220 You were their bitch 00:05:54.700 --> 00:05:57.020 But there was also the constant fear and terror 00:05:57.020 --> 00:06:00.480 And paranoia, that you would fuck with someone lower level 00:06:01.020 --> 00:06:02.140 That had a friend 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:05.480 Cause everyone had a fucking higher level friend okay 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:06.560 And it was the worse thing 00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:08.920 But there was one thing that happened 00:06:09.520 --> 00:06:11.360 That was probably too far 00:06:12.120 --> 00:06:13.960 Probably we took it a little 00:06:13.960 --> 00:06:14.880 Little too far 00:06:15.820 --> 00:06:17.100 Now let me tell you what it is 00:06:17.700 --> 00:06:19.380 It's the worst thing I ever done to someone 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:20.800 Here we go 00:06:20.840 --> 00:06:23.300 Since Tibia was so popular in Sweden where I grew up 00:06:23.300 --> 00:06:25.120 People would write on like eBay 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:26.160 The Swedish eBay 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:29.060 To buy specific items, for real money 00:06:29.300 --> 00:06:32.840 So I found someone that was interested in buying an item that I had 00:06:33.380 --> 00:06:35.900 And I thought well that's, that's kinda funny 00:06:36.180 --> 00:06:37.460 I'll, I'll accept that trade 00:06:37.460 --> 00:06:38.740 Hey, I'll take real money 00:06:38.740 --> 00:06:40.940 So I would tell him to meet me up at a net cafe 00:06:41.340 --> 00:06:42.840 Because we lived in the same city 00:06:43.340 --> 00:06:45.540 And erm... to make this trade 00:06:46.000 --> 00:06:47.120 But the thing was 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:49.560 The thing was that 00:06:51.460 --> 00:06:54.620 We had installed a key logger on the computer 00:06:55.360 --> 00:07:00.240 Which basically means we could get his password and log in 00:07:01.080 --> 00:07:03.600 So we would meet him up, and that guy was fucking old 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:06.200 Like he was way older than me, he was probably 18 00:07:06.200 --> 00:07:09.720 And I'm like what, Jesus Christ there's no way I can go through with this 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:11.680 This is gonna, this is gonna fucking KILL ME 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:13.660 But I just went through with the trade because 00:07:13.660 --> 00:07:15.360 I didn't want to fucking die 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.300 So I got my money, he got his item 00:07:17.300 --> 00:07:19.260 And then we were off our own way 00:07:19.340 --> 00:07:20.620 But then I realised 00:07:20.980 --> 00:07:22.180 I still had his log 00:07:22.200 --> 00:07:24.440 It was right you know, it was right there 00:07:24.440 --> 00:07:27.240 It was- it would be like- they would be like 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:28.640 It's theft not to take it 00:07:28.940 --> 00:07:29.440 Okay 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:30.380 I log in 00:07:30.860 --> 00:07:32.300 And I sent my item back 00:07:32.300 --> 00:07:34.220 So basically I, it's just like theft 00:07:34.380 --> 00:07:36.860 Pretty much, I assume this is like robbery 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:41.560 I took my item back 00:07:42.200 --> 00:07:44.320 But the thing was like, my friends were with me 00:07:44.320 --> 00:07:44.960 We didn't 00:07:45.460 --> 00:07:47.540 Just take back our item 00:07:47.540 --> 00:07:48.900 We took all his items 00:07:49.320 --> 00:07:50.920 And you think I might be done 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:53.540 Okay, you may- you may think I crippled this guy enough 00:07:54.400 --> 00:07:56.760 And if you're watching, the guy that we did this to 00:07:56.760 --> 00:07:57.800 I am sorry, okay? 00:07:57.800 --> 00:07:59.300 I don't know what was wrong with me 00:07:59.900 --> 00:08:01.400 But we thought it would be funny 00:08:02.380 --> 00:08:03.820 To kill his character 00:08:04.540 --> 00:08:05.740 So he would go back 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:08.000 To Rookgaard, the newbie level 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:11.100 But we killed him, an ungodly amount of times 00:08:11.620 --> 00:08:13.240 Till he got to level 8 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.860 And he was sent back to Rookgaard, the newbie island 00:08:17.500 --> 00:08:18.540 With no items 00:08:19.420 --> 00:08:20.740 And no dignity 00:08:21.400 --> 00:08:22.440 It's like if, if 00:08:22.760 --> 00:08:24.100 You wanted to kill someone 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:25.640 You wouldn't just kill them 00:08:25.640 --> 00:08:28.020 You would first- you would cut off their limbs 00:08:28.020 --> 00:08:31.360 And cut off their balls, and send them into the fucking ocean 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:34.560 That's pretty much what we did to this guy''s character 00:08:34.560 --> 00:08:36.240 I can't even imagine just 00:08:36.420 --> 00:08:38.780 Having this character that you worked so hard on 00:08:38.780 --> 00:08:41.720 And then log in one day and you're back in newbie island 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:43.540 You know I still got nightmares, okay? 00:08:43.540 --> 00:08:46.000 I realised this was a pretty terrible thing to do 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:47.520 I uh, I apologise 00:08:48.220 --> 00:08:48.880 Okay? 00:08:48.880 --> 00:08:50.200 If you're watching now, I am sorry 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:52.120 But it was really funny at that time 00:08:52.980 --> 00:08:55.660 Everyone was pretty much an asshole, for playing this game 00:08:56.220 --> 00:08:59.520 I mean there were some, there were some white knights, quite literally 00:08:59.520 --> 00:09:03.080 As well, but I think anyone who had fun with this game 00:09:03.180 --> 00:09:04.900 Was an asshole in this game 00:09:04.900 --> 00:09:07.080 So yeah, that's some more Tibia stories for you 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:09.460 It's the game that I grew up with in my childhood 00:09:09.460 --> 00:09:12.700 I was really entertained by reading what you guys 00:09:12.700 --> 00:09:14.480 Childhood games were as well 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:18.200 So leave a comment and leave a like if you want more stories like this 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:20.000 I really enjoy making them 00:09:20.180 --> 00:09:21.060 And as always 00:09:21.880 --> 00:09:23.080 Stay awesome bros 00:09:23.540 --> 00:09:25.540 Please don't judge me, too much okay? 00:09:25.540 --> 00:09:26.740 Listen, I was young 00:09:27.220 --> 00:09:28.820 I didn't know any better