WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 Today... 00:00:00.540 --> 00:00:06.060 Today, I am finally going to play the most requested game of all time. 00:00:00.740 --> 00:00:02.820 I am finally going to play... 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:04.860 ... the most requested game... 00:00:05.180 --> 00:00:06.180 ... of all time. 00:00:06.340 --> 00:00:07.160 One of my... 00:00:07.300 --> 00:00:09.880 ... personal favourite video game titles... 00:00:10.120 --> 00:00:12.980 That jid not just shape who I am... 00:00:10.560 --> 00:00:14.560 That did not just shape who I am, but what I believe in. 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:14.560 ... but what I believe in. 00:00:14.880 --> 00:00:15.940 I'm talking, of course... 00:00:16.240 --> 00:00:18.700 About CLUB PENGUIN (penguin club is shit btw) 00:00:18.080 --> 00:00:18.660 ... penguin! 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:25.580 (dramatic music with strings and drums) 00:00:25.580 --> 00:00:26.840 (screams) No! 00:00:28.240 --> 00:00:29.240 (screams) No! 00:00:31.940 --> 00:00:32.440 (screams) No! 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:35.380 No! 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:37.760 My favourite game of all... 00:00:38.380 --> 00:00:38.880 ... time. 00:00:39.100 --> 00:00:43.620 Club Penguin game on desktop, mobile devices will shut down... 00:00:44.180 --> 00:00:45.500 March 29. 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:47.320 (dramatic music with strings and drums) 00:00:47.480 --> 00:00:47.980 This can't... 00:00:48.140 --> 00:00:48.640 ... be happening. 00:00:50.120 --> 00:00:52.240 I refuse to accept this. 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:51.700 ... to accept this. 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:53.860 Trump is president. (Felix, you're in UK) 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:54.600 Fine... 00:00:55.080 --> 00:00:56.600 Club penguin shutting down. 00:00:56.900 --> 00:00:57.400 I say... 00:00:57.900 --> 00:00:58.880 ... I say No! 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.240 It's time to stop. 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:02.020 Hillary Clinton was garbage. 00:01:02.020 --> 00:01:03.700 Okay, I get it. Trump won. 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:04.720 Hillary was shit 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:05.780 But this?! 00:01:05.780 --> 00:01:06.280 This... 00:01:06.280 --> 00:01:07.820 ... tell me one good reason... 00:01:08.060 --> 00:01:08.740 ... for this... 00:01:08.740 --> 00:01:09.240 To happen 00:01:09.800 --> 00:01:10.760 There's nothing! 00:01:11.340 --> 00:01:12.060 You got nothing! 00:01:12.460 --> 00:01:13.720 There must be something that can be done. 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:16.400 There must be one thing, that I can do... 00:01:16.740 --> 00:01:18.440 ... to use my influence to stop this. 00:01:18.820 --> 00:01:22.660 As some of you know, I am right now at Club Penguin's old office. 00:01:22.660 --> 00:01:27.220 The server room out there, which is locked by the way, I can't enter it 00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:30.540 That server room, I'm not joking, I know it seems like I'm joking. 00:01:30.540 --> 00:01:33.820 That server room, is running the Club Penguin servers 00:01:33.820 --> 00:01:36.080 I... I got amazing fucking internet here 00:01:36.080 --> 00:01:37.300 It's the fucking best 00:01:37.300 --> 00:01:41.660 I basically have the last life line of Club Penguin in my hands 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:48.160 and am not gonna let some stupid idea stop my favorite game of all time 00:01:42.100 --> 00:01:44.829 And I'm not gonna let some stupid idea 00:01:42.180 --> 00:01:44.909 And I'm not gonna let some stupid idea 00:01:45.229 --> 00:01:48.259 Stop my favorite game of all time 00:01:48.259 --> 00:01:51.579 Club Penguin will... live 00:01:48.400 --> 00:01:51.760 club penguin will live 00:01:51.579 --> 00:01:53.340 [Accurate Subtitles: I got tired, bye. suffer from the last subtitles. . . . . . . . . . 00:01:53.340 --> 00:01:54.220 Let's look at the stats-. 00:01:53.380 --> 00:01:54.300 Lets look at the stat 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:56.800 Club Penguin got plenty of page visits 00:01:56.810 --> 00:02:01.280 but we need more, I want all of y'all 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:02.869 to play Club Penguin! 00:02:02.869 --> 00:02:05.420 Show them the power of the Bros! 00:02:05.420 --> 00:02:09.110 Show them what we can do! 00:02:09.110 --> 00:02:12.470 We need to protest against this. He will 00:02:12.470 --> 00:02:14.180 not divide us! 00:02:14.180 --> 00:02:17.600 Club Penguin will not divide us 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:20.180 He will not divide us. Club penguin will not 00:02:20.180 --> 00:02:22.160 divide us, say it with me 00:02:22.160 --> 00:02:25.130 Club Penguin will not divide us! 00:02:25.130 --> 00:02:28.580 Club Penguin will not divide us. Not my president! 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:31.160 Haven't we suffered enough 00:02:31.160 --> 00:02:34.180 Haven't we suffered enough 00:02:36.700 --> 00:02:39.700 It's time. It's time to make another account 00:02:39.709 --> 00:02:41.840 Club Penguin is the number one virtual world 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:42.950 for kids 00:02:42.950 --> 00:02:46.010 how can you take that away from people 00:02:46.010 --> 00:02:49.490 how can you just chew it up and spit it out 00:02:49.490 --> 00:02:50.930 My last character got blown up 00:02:50.930 --> 00:02:53.540 Club Penguin's virtual world will be 00:02:53.540 --> 00:02:57.670 closing march in 27.. 29th 00:02:57.700 --> 00:03:00.840 then why are we still here, 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:03.680 Just to suffer? 00:03:03.690 --> 00:03:08.030 Every night I can feel my Club Penguin 00:03:09.920 --> 00:03:11.760 (METAL GEAR SOLID V music) 00:03:12.090 --> 00:03:14.480 In my arm 00:03:14.480 --> 00:03:16.500 In my fingers 00:03:16.500 --> 00:03:17.760 (more METAL GEAR SOLID V music) 00:03:18.970 --> 00:03:20.530 this is not enough 00:03:21.870 --> 00:03:26.050 we will end this. For Club Penguin! 00:03:24.880 --> 00:03:26.880 For Club Penguin. 00:03:33.320 --> 00:03:37.380 (alternate universe 9 11) 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:40.200 *door opens* 00:03:41.140 --> 00:03:42.660 I need to get into the server room 00:03:43.300 --> 00:03:44.960 This is the server room 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:46.240 It's locked 00:03:45.160 --> 00:03:46.960 It's locked 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:48.021 but I have the key card 00:03:47.280 --> 00:03:48.360 but I have the key card 00:03:48.960 --> 00:03:50.020 it works 00:03:54.420 --> 00:03:55.620 It's the only room they locked 00:03:54.460 --> 00:03:55.660 It's the only room they locked 00:03:56.459 --> 00:03:57.839 Come on Club Penguin 00:03:59.720 --> 00:04:01.180 C'mon 00:04:02.760 --> 00:04:07.720 If I can get in here, I can stop it. I can stop this 00:04:07.920 --> 00:04:10.410 horrible thing and then it will all just be a dream 00:04:14.600 --> 00:04:20.780 Do you know how to like... break into the... now? 00:04:20.790 --> 00:04:25.139 they always use the card in movies 00:04:25.139 --> 00:04:28.860 It's literally just that one thing! 00:04:28.860 --> 00:04:32.850 So it's just that one lock there 00:04:32.850 --> 00:04:33.479 To make it in here 00:04:33.479 --> 00:04:35.310 Well, I think if you had a little 00:04:35.310 --> 00:04:38.220 flathead screwdriver, you can jimmy it in 00:04:38.220 --> 00:04:42.330 and push this thing open 00:04:43.820 --> 00:04:44.320 * Pewdiepie = Usain bolt confirmed* 00:04:47.860 --> 00:04:49.460 Where did he go? 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:56.460 Is this illegal? 00:04:56.469 --> 00:05:00.639 Almost definitely. Should we not be filming this? 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:01.809 It's for the greatest good. 00:05:01.809 --> 00:05:05.319 Oh! Brad: He's done it! Pewds: It was so easy! Oh mah gawd! 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:08.279 Oh my god! 00:05:08.279 --> 00:05:10.279 Ohhhh. 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:12.059 *Pewds thanks the skies* 00:05:12.060 --> 00:05:14.080 What's inside this door... 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:17.000 It's gonna change... the world. 00:05:19.420 --> 00:05:21.420 Should I open? Brad: Yea 00:05:23.600 --> 00:05:25.600 Ohmagad 00:05:26.260 --> 00:05:28.300 It's more beautiful than I ever imagined (Wow) 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:32.940 This is Club Penguin's heart, and 00:05:32.949 --> 00:05:34.369 it's bleeding 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:39.040 Think there's a reason they ke- 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:46.340 Oh shit. *Dun* *laughs* Sorry 00:05:47.180 --> 00:05:50.680 We've just been hacked, it could be worse than Snowden 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.700 facial recognition got a hit 00:05:54.849 --> 00:05:57.009 Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:01.740 What are we doing.. I... *laugh* sorry 00:06:01.749 --> 00:06:05.029 We're gonna go *laughs* 00:06:06.649 --> 00:06:07.409 F-fuck 00:06:07.409 --> 00:06:10.449 I don't want to get evicted, I really don't want to get evicted 00:06:10.449 --> 00:06:14.349 *laughs* Fuck 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:18.320 (off screen) How are you gonna save Club Penguin now? *laughs* 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:23.280 How are you gonna save Club Penguin from JAIL? *laughs* 00:06:26.300 --> 00:06:28.300 There must be another way Brad 00:06:28.300 --> 00:06:29.880 You know when things get hard 00:06:29.889 --> 00:06:32.229 there's no other... when there seems like 00:06:32.229 --> 00:06:34.740 there's no way out and you lose hope 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:38.640 You pray *Holy Music* 00:06:38.640 --> 00:06:41.700 I must pray to the protector of penguins 00:06:41.700 --> 00:06:46.290 the one that seeks to protect the earth 00:06:46.290 --> 00:06:48.060 What's the biggest threat to penguins 00:06:48.060 --> 00:06:51.330 oh that's right climate change 00:06:51.330 --> 00:06:53.689 I'm must pray 00:06:53.689 --> 00:06:55.430 to Al Gore 00:06:55.430 --> 00:07:02.529 we need you once again join us 00:07:02.529 --> 00:07:07.239 Al Gore, save the Penguins save Club Penguin 00:07:07.239 --> 00:07:11.060 protect this server when I go to jail *laughs* 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:14.500 so say we in Al Gore's name: Amen 00:07:14.520 --> 00:07:16.020 *Blast* 00:07:16.020 --> 00:07:30.580 *Dramatic Music* (ff7 Sephiroth theme) 00:07:30.590 --> 00:07:34.510 No, not you 00:07:34.510 --> 00:07:39.380 Ainsley: Hahamwhahaha 00:07:39.390 --> 00:07:43.760 Ainsley, are you the reason Club Penguin is dying? 00:07:43.760 --> 00:07:48.620 yes, it is me, I have infected the club penguin servers 00:07:48.620 --> 00:07:51.120 Long I have awaited for this day 00:07:51.140 --> 00:07:56.340 And now, finally, my dream has been realized 00:07:56.350 --> 00:08:00.530 Club Penguin shall fall 00:08:00.530 --> 00:08:02.110 How could you do this? 00:08:02.110 --> 00:08:09.050 haha i used you pewdiepie you swedish javla helvette 00:08:09.060 --> 00:08:11.040 I though you loved me! 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:14.140 How could I love that which is unlovable. 00:08:14.140 --> 00:08:17.280 You were my puppet you stupid boy 00:08:17.300 --> 00:08:19.360 You were my brother Ainsley 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:23.720 You were supposed to bring balance to the corporate... 00:08:23.720 --> 00:08:24.480 *zap* *Groans* 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:25.820 Unlimited power 00:08:25.820 --> 00:08:40.040 *Dramatic Music* *Electric sounds* *Felix groans* 00:08:40.040 --> 00:08:41.060 *Laughs* 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:51.120 *Coughs* You may have killed me Ainsley, b-*coughs* but you will not get past Al Gore 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:54.460 He was meant to be president... all along 00:08:54.460 --> 00:09:00.000 (and here... felix dies) 00:09:00.640 --> 00:09:57.080 *Dramatic Music*