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Ngayong araw...

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...lalaruin ko na ngayon ...

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...ang palaging hinihiling na laruin...

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...palagi.

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Isa sa aking mga...

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paboritong video game

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na hindi lang nakatulong sa aking personalidad

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pati na rin ang aking mga paniniwala.

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Ang aking sinasabi ay...

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...ang Club...

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...penguin!

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Hindi!

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Hindi! (jusko po ayan nanaman siya)

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Hindi! (here we go again)

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...hindi

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Ang pinaka-paborito kong laro...

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...palagi.

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Club Penguin sa desktop, sa mga telepono ay mawawala na.

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Ika dalawampu't siyam ng Marso.

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(ganda ng mata mo pewds)

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Hindi 'to pwedeng...

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...mangyari.

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Tumatanggi akong

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tanggapin ito.

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Presidente si Trump.

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Sige.

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Club Penguin magsasara na.

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Ang sabi ko ay...

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HINDI!

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Oras na para tumigil.

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Basura si Hillary Clinton.

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Oo, gets ko, nanalo si Trump.

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Tae si Hillary.

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Pero eto?!

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Eto...

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...bigyan ninyo ako ng isang magandang rason...

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...para...

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...mangyari ito.

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Wala!

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Wala kang rason!

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Mayroon pa tayong magagawa.

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Mayroon pa'ng iisang bagay na pwedeng magawa.

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Gamitin ang aking impluwensya na mapigil ito.

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Ang ilan sainyo ay alam na andito ako sa lumang opisina ng Club Penguin.

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Andun ang server room, pero naka-kandado, hindi ko pwedeng pasukin.

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Yung server room, hindi ako nagbibiro, alam ko para akong nangbabarbero

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Yung server room ang nagpaptakbo ng Club Penguin servers.

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Ako..Ako'y merong kagulat-gulat na internet dito.

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Ito ang pinakamahusay

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Ako ang may hawak ng huling hininga ng Club Penguin

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At hindi ko hahayaang isang bobong ideya

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ay makakapigil sa aking paboritong laro

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Mabuhay ang Club Penguin.

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(ipaglaban mo pewds)

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Tignan natin ang stats.

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Maraming bumibisita sa pahina ng Club Penguin.

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Pero kailangan natin ng mas marami. Kailangan ko kayo lahat

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maglaro ng Club Penguin!

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Ipakita ninyo sakanila ang kapangyarihan ng mga Bros!

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Ipakita ninyo sakanila kung ano ang ating nakakayang gawin!

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Kailangan natin magprotesta laban dito. Hindi niya

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tayo kayang paghiwa-hiwalayin!

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Hindi tayo kayang ihiwalay ng Club Penguin!

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Hindi niya tayo kayang ipaghiwalay. Hindi tayo kayang

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paghiwalayin ng Club penguin, sabayan niyo ako

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Hindi tayo mapipigil/mapapaghiwalay ng Club Penguin!

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Hindi tayo mapapaghiwalay ng Club Penguin. Hindi ang aking Pangulo.

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Hindi pa ba tayo nagdudusa?

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Hindi pa ba sapat?

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Oras na. Oras na para gumawa ng panibagong account.

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Ang Club Penguin ang pangunahing virtual na mundo

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para sa mga bata

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paano niyo nakayang bawiin 'yun sa mga tao?

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paano niyo nakayanang nguyain at idura?

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Yung huli kong karakter ay sumabog

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Ang virtual ng mundo ng Club Penguin ay

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magsasara sa dalawampu't siete--dalawampu't siyam

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bakit pa tayo nandito?

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para lang magdusa?

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Tuwing gabi nararamdaman ko ang aking Club Penguin

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(cue METAL GEAR SOLID V na tunog)

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Sa aking braso

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Sa aking mga daliri

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(ihahanda nanaman ba ang oscar?)

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Hindi ito sapat

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Pipigilan ko ito

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Para sa Club Penguin

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Kailangan kong makapasok sa server room

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Heto ang server room

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Naka-kandado ito.

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Pero meron akong keycard

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gumagana

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Eto ang nagiisang kwartong kinandado nila

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Sige na, Club Penguin

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Sige na

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Kapag nakapasok ako, mapipigilan ko. Mapipigilan ko itong

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kakila-kilabot na pangyayari at magiging panaginip na lamang

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Alam mo ba kung paano...makapasok...ngayon?

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Lagi nila ginagamit yung kard sa palabas.

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Iisa lang siya

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Iisang kandado lang siya

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Para makapasok dito

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Sa tingin ko kung mayroon kang maliit..

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na flathead na destornilyador, pwedeng puwersahin

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at itulak at buksan

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San siya pumunta?

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Iligal ba ito?

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Dapat ba hindi natin 'to bini-bidyo?

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Para ito sa tamang dahilan

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-Oh!!!
-Nagawa niya!
-Napakadali! OHMAYGAH

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Diyos ko!

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Ohhhhh

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(halik sa hangin)

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Ano man ang nasa likod nitong pinto...

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Magpapabago ng mundo

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-Buksan ko ba?
-Oo

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OHMAYGAH

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Mas maganda pa ito sa aking naisip

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Eto ang puso ng Club Penguin at

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ito'y nagdudugo

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Sa tingin ko may rason kung bak--

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Tae. (napagtanto na may camera) Pasensya na.

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Tayo ay nasibak, baka mas malala pa ito kesa Snowden

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Nakuha agad kung sino

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Diyos ko, si Jason Bourne.

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Ano ba ginagawa natin...Ak...Pasensya na.

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Aalis na kami.

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Tangina

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Ayokong mapaalis, ayoko talagang mapaalis

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Tangina

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-Pano mo na maisasalba ang Club Penguin ngayon?

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Paano mo maisasalba ang Club Penguin sa presinto?

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-Mayroon pang ibang paraan, Brad.

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Alam mo kapag mahirap na ang mga bagay bagay

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wala na ibang...kapag parang

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wala kang lulusutan at wala ka nang pag-asa

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Magdadasal ka.

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Kailangan kong magdasal sa protektor ng mga ibong dagat

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'yung nagpo-protekta sa mundo

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Ano ang malaking banta sa mga ibong dagat?

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oh ayun, climate change

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Kailangan ko magdasal

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kay Al Gore

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Kailangan sumama ka saamin

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Al Gore, tulungan mo ang mga ibong dagat, tulungan mo ang Club Penguin

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Pruteksyonan mo ang server kapag napunta ako sa presinto

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Sa ngalan ni Al Gore, Amen.

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(HALA)

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Hindi, hindi ikaw

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-Hahahahahamwahahaha

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-Ainsley, ikaw ba ang dahilan namamatay na ang Club Penguin?

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-Oo, ako ang nagpasama sa Club Penguin

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Matagal ko nang hinihintay ang araw na ito

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At sawakas, napagtanto ang aking pangarap

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Magwawagas ang Club Penguin

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-Bakit mo to ginagawa?

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-Haha ginamit kita, pewdiepie, tangina mo swedish ka

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-Akala ko mahal mo ako?

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-Bakit ko mamahalin ang hindi kamahal-mahal?

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-Isa kitang manika, tanga ka.

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-Kapatid kita, Ainsley.

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Dapat ikaw ang tagapag-balanse ng korporasyon

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(tinamaan si pewds)

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KAPANGYARIHANG WALANG HANGGAN

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(nilalabasan ba to o ano)

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(tumatawa)

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Napatay mo man ako, Ainsley, pero hindi mo malalagpasan si Al Gore

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Dapat lang siyang maging Presidente.

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(tapos)
(palakpakan! bigyan ng oscar!)

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(Guys punta kayo club penguin, like this video and subscribe kay poods para mabuhay siya! -chr)