WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-TW 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 今天... 00:00:00.740 --> 00:00:02.820 我終於要來玩... 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:04.860 大家瘋狂敲碗... 00:00:05.180 --> 00:00:06.180 的遊戲... 00:00:06.500 --> 00:00:09.880 我特別愛其中一款的遊戲名稱... 00:00:10.120 --> 00:00:12.980 不只造就今天的我... 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:14.560 ...也變成我的信仰 00:00:14.560 --> 00:00:16.240 沒錯! 我就是在說這款 00:00:16.240 --> 00:00:17.200 “企鵝” 00:00:18.080 --> 00:00:18.660 “俱樂部”（CLUB PENGUIN） 00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:23.380 “企鵝俱樂部” 即將關閉 00:00:25.800 --> 00:00:26.820 不要RRRRRR 00:00:28.240 --> 00:00:29.240 不要RRRRRRR 00:00:31.940 --> 00:00:32.440 不!!!!! ノಠ_ಠノ 00:00:34.880 --> 00:00:35.380 不！（掩面） 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:37.760 我最愛的遊戲啊..... 00:00:39.100 --> 00:00:43.620 “企鵝俱樂部” 遊戲將關閉於... 00:00:44.180 --> 00:00:45.500 3月29日 00:00:45.500 --> 00:00:47.320 ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ 00:00:47.480 --> 00:00:47.980 這一切都是... 00:00:48.140 --> 00:00:48.640 假的！ 00:00:50.120 --> 00:00:50.620 我拒絕... 00:00:50.920 --> 00:00:51.700 接受這個 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:53.560 川普當選總統 00:00:54.120 --> 00:00:54.620 沒關係！ 00:00:55.080 --> 00:00:56.600 “企鵝俱樂部” 即將關閉?! 00:00:56.900 --> 00:00:57.400 我要說... 00:00:57.900 --> 00:00:58.880 我要說 NO!!! 〴⋋_⋌〵 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.240 是時候要停止了！ 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:02.280 希拉蕊是垃圾 OK? 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:03.700 我懂 川普贏了 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:04.780 希拉蕊就是坨屎 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:05.780 但這個?! 00:01:05.780 --> 00:01:06.280 這... 00:01:06.280 --> 00:01:07.820 ...給我一個好理由... 00:01:08.060 --> 00:01:08.740 ... 為了這... 00:01:08.740 --> 00:01:09.280 ... 怎麼發生的 00:01:09.800 --> 00:01:10.760 甚麼也沒有! 00:01:11.340 --> 00:01:12.060 你什麼也沒有! 00:01:12.460 --> 00:01:13.720 一定還有一絲希望... 00:01:14.260 --> 00:01:16.400 我一定可以阻止這一切... 00:01:16.740 --> 00:01:18.440 ...用我的影響力去阻止這一切 00:01:18.820 --> 00:01:22.660 部分的鄉民知道 這裡是“企鵝俱樂部的”舊辦公室 00:01:22.660 --> 00:01:27.220 伺服器房間在那 但鎖住了進不去 00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:28.720 那邊就是伺服器房 真心不騙 00:01:28.720 --> 00:01:30.540 我知道有人會覺得我在莊孝維 00:01:30.540 --> 00:01:33.820 那邊就是“企鵝俱樂部”的伺服器 00:01:33.820 --> 00:01:36.080 我這有最棒的網速 00:01:36.080 --> 00:01:37.300 最屌DER~ മ◡മ 00:01:37.300 --> 00:01:41.660 基本上我掌握了“企鵝俱樂部”的最後一條生命線 00:01:42.100 --> 00:01:44.829 我不會讓一些543的主意... 00:01:45.229 --> 00:01:48.259 關閉我最愛的遊戲 00:01:48.259 --> 00:01:50.959 “企鵝俱樂部”將會... 00:01:51.220 --> 00:01:52.240 活下去... ಠ╭╮ಠ 00:01:53.180 --> 00:01:54.220 讓我們來看看現況 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:57.020 “企鵝俱樂部”有大量的點閱率 00:01:57.240 --> 00:01:58.840 但這都還不夠 00:01:59.100 --> 00:02:00.840 我要你們現在立馬 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:03.260 去 玩 “企 鵝 俱 樂 部” 00:02:03.500 --> 00:02:05.620 給他們一點顏色瞧瞧... 00:02:05.880 --> 00:02:08.400 讓他們知道“Bros”的不是混假的 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:11.960 我們需要抗議 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:14.160 他無法拆散我們 00:02:14.180 --> 00:02:17.600 “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們！ 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:21.440 他無法拆散我們 “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們！ 00:02:21.440 --> 00:02:22.160 跟者我唸一遍 00:02:22.160 --> 00:02:25.130 “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們 00:02:25.130 --> 00:02:27.090 “企鵝俱樂部” 無法拆散我們 00:02:27.090 --> 00:02:29.090 總統也無能為力 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:31.360 難道我們受的折磨還不夠多嗎？ 00:02:32.140 --> 00:02:33.840 難道我們受的折磨還不夠多嗎??!?!?!?! 00:02:36.700 --> 00:02:39.360 是時候了... 是時候... 該創一個新的帳號了... 00:02:39.580 --> 00:02:42.680 “企鵝俱樂部” 是給兒童玩的第一名虛擬遊戲 00:02:42.950 --> 00:02:45.110 你怎麼忍心從人們身邊奪走它 00:02:45.480 --> 00:02:48.800 你怎麼能如此殘忍... 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:50.400 我最後創的角色爆炸了 ಥ_ಥ 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:56.540 “企鵝俱樂部 將於 2017年3月29日關閉伺服器” 00:02:57.700 --> 00:02:59.880 我們怎麼還在這裡 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:02.780 就為了受苦？ 00:03:03.940 --> 00:03:07.700 每（嗝）個夜晚... 我都能感受到我的“企鵝俱樂部” 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:11.840 *心如刀割* 00:03:12.090 --> 00:03:13.890 在我的雙臂 00:03:14.480 --> 00:03:16.060 在我的指間 00:03:18.970 --> 00:03:20.530 這還不夠 00:03:21.870 --> 00:03:23.490 我們會結束這一切 00:03:24.880 --> 00:03:26.880 為了 “企鵝俱樂部” ... 00:03:41.140 --> 00:03:42.660 我們需要進入伺服器房 00:03:43.300 --> 00:03:44.960 這就是伺服器房 00:03:45.160 --> 00:03:46.240 鎖住了！ 00:03:47.280 --> 00:03:48.360 但我有門禁卡 00:03:48.860 --> 00:03:49.840 可以用 00:03:54.260 --> 00:03:55.460 這是唯一鎖住的房間 00:03:56.200 --> 00:03:57.580 快阿！ “企鵝俱樂部” 00:03:59.620 --> 00:04:00.220 快R 00:04:02.580 --> 00:04:05.860 我果我能進去 我就能阻止這一切 00:04:06.380 --> 00:04:11.340 阻止這場悲劇 然後這些就會像是夢一樣消逝 00:04:14.600 --> 00:04:19.000 你知道... 要怎麼... 闖空門嗎？... 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:22.580 電影裡面都這樣教 00:04:25.139 --> 00:04:27.719 這就只有那個小東西耶 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.860 Brad: 就只有那道鎖而已 00:04:31.980 --> 00:04:33.320 我們需要成功 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.640 Brad: 嗯... 我覺得你如果有那種小扁鑽 00:04:36.640 --> 00:04:37.560 嗯？ 00:04:37.700 --> 00:04:40.940 Brad: 你可以伸進去那裡 把那道鎖推開 00:04:41.980 --> 00:04:43.980 （飛奔） 00:04:47.860 --> 00:04:48.980 Brad: 他去叨位??!! ( ⁰д⁰) 00:04:54.740 --> 00:04:55.840 這樣犯法嗎？ 00:04:56.460 --> 00:04:57.500 Brad: 差不多算是了（＾ｖ＾） 00:04:58.200 --> 00:05:00.400 我們是否不應該拍下去?! 00:05:00.500 --> 00:05:01.520 這是為了更美好的未來 00:05:01.809 --> 00:05:05.319 喔! Brad: 他做到了! Pewds: 太簡單了!天啊! 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:13.580 這道門後的一切... 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:14.640 即將改變... 00:05:15.520 --> 00:05:16.880 這世界... (꒪⌓꒪) 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:20.860 我該開嗎? Brad:廢話 00:05:23.500 --> 00:05:24.780 歐... 買... 尬... 00:05:25.860 --> 00:05:28.300 歐買尬... 它比我想像中的還要美麗... 00:05:30.100 --> 00:05:31.900 這是“企鵝俱樂部”的心臟 00:05:32.520 --> 00:05:34.320 而他正在滴著血... ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:38.740 我想它會這樣是因為... 00:05:38.740 --> 00:05:40.220 ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:41.260 夭壽喔 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:43.200 （監視器發現） 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:46.740 拍謝拉 （尷尬笑） 00:05:47.180 --> 00:05:48.600 “我們被駭了” 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:50.240 “下場可能會很慘” 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.100 “偵測臉部辨識” 00:05:54.849 --> 00:05:57.009 夭～壽～喔～ 那是 Jason Bourne 00:05:57.080 --> 00:05:58.280 乾 怎麼辦?! 00:05:58.460 --> 00:05:59.140 我... 00:06:00.640 --> 00:06:01.140 拍謝內 00:06:01.749 --> 00:06:02.869 我們要閃了 00:06:06.780 --> 00:06:07.280 乾-幹! 00:06:07.409 --> 00:06:08.409 我不想被趕走... 00:06:08.860 --> 00:06:10.860 我真的不想再被趕走一次了... （大笑） 00:06:13.440 --> 00:06:14.420 幹...XD 00:06:14.740 --> 00:06:17.640 你現在要怎麼拯救“企鵝俱樂部”? 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:20.020 你要怎麼拯救“企鵝俱樂部”...? 00:06:20.280 --> 00:06:21.340 從監獄嗎？ (ಡ艸ಡ) 00:06:21.340 --> 00:06:23.340 （崩潰笑） 00:06:25.180 --> 00:06:25.960 踏馬的 00:06:26.300 --> 00:06:28.300 一定有其他方法 Brad 00:06:28.300 --> 00:06:29.700 你知道... 當事情變得困難... 00:06:29.889 --> 00:06:30.949 看似... 00:06:30.949 --> 00:06:33.220 看似已無後路... 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:35.000 然後你放棄希望... 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:37.580 你祈禱... 00:06:38.640 --> 00:06:41.700 ”我必須祈禱... 為了“企鵝俱樂部” 的守護者“ 00:06:41.960 --> 00:06:43.400 ”那尋覓已久的...“ 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:45.540 ”來保護... ㄟ... 呃...“ 00:06:45.820 --> 00:06:47.960 ”對企鵝最大的威脅是什麼?“ 00:06:48.500 --> 00:06:51.140 ”哦~ 沒錯~ 氣候變遷...“ 00:06:51.330 --> 00:06:52.950 ”我必須祈禱“ 00:06:53.689 --> 00:06:55.430 ”為了 Al Gore（美國前副總統）“ 00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:56.840 ”我們需要你...“ 00:06:57.860 --> 00:06:59.860 ”再一次地...“ 00:07:00.460 --> 00:07:01.860 ”加入我們...“ 00:07:02.529 --> 00:07:05.649 ”Al Gore... 救救那些企鵝“ 00:07:05.649 --> 00:07:07.239 ”救救 企鵝俱樂部“ 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:11.380 ”在我去吃牢飯後... 為我守護此服服器...“ 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:13.400 ”讓我們以Al Gore 之名... “ 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:14.580 ”阿們！“ 00:07:30.590 --> 00:07:31.650 不是吧... 00:07:32.420 --> 00:07:33.420 不!!! (꒪ȏ꒪;) 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:34.260 洗粒... 00:07:34.260 --> 00:07:36.260 *Ainsley出現* ”啊哈哈哈哈哇哈哈“ 00:07:36.260 --> 00:07:38.260 ”啊哈哈哈哈哇哈哈“ 00:07:38.260 --> 00:07:39.480 ”啊哈哈哈哈哇哈... “ 00:07:39.600 --> 00:07:40.780 Ainsley... 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:43.500 難道這一切都是你在背後搞鬼?! 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:48.560 ”耶死！就是我... 我對“企鵝俱樂部”的伺服器動了點手腳“ 00:07:48.820 --> 00:07:51.140 ”我等這一天好久了“ 00:07:51.400 --> 00:07:52.540 ”然而現在... “ 00:07:52.760 --> 00:07:53.920 ”終於啊...“ 00:07:53.920 --> 00:07:55.920 ”我的美夢終於成真了！“ 00:07:56.350 --> 00:07:57.650 ”企鵝俱樂部...“ 00:07:57.950 --> 00:07:58.790 “必 須" 00:07:59.300 --> 00:07:59.870 ”倒 閉" 00:08:00.530 --> 00:08:02.100 你怎麼可以醬紙對我... ༼☯﹏☯༽ 00:08:02.440 --> 00:08:04.240 “阿哈哈哈哇哈哈 哈哈” 00:08:04.640 --> 00:08:06.020 “我利用你 Pewdiepie” 00:08:06.580 --> 00:08:08.580 “你這瑞典小俗辣” 00:08:08.880 --> 00:08:10.620 我以為你對我的愛是真的 (இ﹏இ`｡) 00:08:11.260 --> 00:08:13.620 ”我怎麼有辦法愛你這種沒人愛的屁孩？“ 00:08:14.140 --> 00:08:16.740 ”你只是我的魁儡 你這智障屁孩“ 00:08:17.280 --> 00:08:19.360 你曾是我的好兄弟 Ainsley 00:08:20.100 --> 00:08:22.960 你的目的應該是要給公司帶來平衡... 00:08:24.340 --> 00:08:25.680 ”源源不絕的力量“ 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:28.700 啊~~~~~ 00:08:31.220 --> 00:08:32.500 RRRrrrrrr..... (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ) 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:34.320 RRRRrrRRRrrrrrrRR.... 00:08:39.700 --> 00:08:41.080 ɷ◡ɷ 00:08:43.260 --> 00:08:45.700 就算你殺了我 Ainsley... 00:08:48.280 --> 00:08:50.620 你也贏不了艾爾.高爾... 00:08:51.120 --> 00:08:52.940 他是命中注定的總統... 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:54.640 從未改變... 00:09:13.780 --> 00:09:17.400 “NOOOOOoooooOOoo” （ΩДΩ）