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My fellow bros,

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my fellow brethren,

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my fellow comrades,

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the time has come for us to fight back.

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No more will we become

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oppressed

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by mainstream media.

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*slice*

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No more will I take this online abuse

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*slice slice ding*

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and hatred.

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No more will I say "I'm sorry. I messed up, okay?".

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ERGH *slice*

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And you know why? 'Cause we're FAILING.

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Another Youtube channel is taking over—

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*sees God's disappointment*

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—is taking over.

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That's right,

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in no less than in November this year,

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PewDiePie will not be the biggest channel on Youtube!

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that'd be pretty nice actually—

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NO.

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We must fight BACK.

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Who is this "T-Series" channel?

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"Oh, this channel will pass PewDiePie"

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"pewdiepewdiepewdie—"

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SHHHTFFFFF

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I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE.

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No more lame boxing matches,

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I challenge T-Series to a saber fight,

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like real men.

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I'm throwing my glove at you, T-Series.

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Fight me, IRL, to the death.

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No boxing glove and helmets;

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I'm talking about to the death here.

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Wait they have 46 billion views?

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It's an Indian channel?

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IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?

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IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?!

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IT'S AN NRAHHHH!!

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India, I will fight you ALL!

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If you're an Indian watching this channel, you're welcome.

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How many people live in India? How is this even possible?

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Too many.

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The only way I can stay relevant is to get the Indians subscribing to me.

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If they won't accept my sword challenge, then the only thing we can do is fight fire with fire.

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*epic music plays* Smash Subscribe.

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Smash. Sub. -scribe.

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Smash. Sub. -scrIBE.

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smASH SUBSCRIBE!

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SMASH SUBSCRIBE!

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

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SMash Subscribe.

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That's right!

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*deranged clapping*

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*9 year old voice* 'Felix, I just want you to review the memes,'

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*9 year old voice* 'I don't want really feel li--'

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PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF *triggered sounds*

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Muheh heh heh

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I've seen this already (deja vu?)

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ha ha ha ha

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It's so good-

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It took me a second the first time I saw it

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and I'm like, "wut do u mean?"

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"I didn't see this video"

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like "What's the context here?"

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I'm glad that their editing skills has improved.

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*reading* Or Post Malone's address

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*high-pitched* Daaaaaamn

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*still high-pitched* that's savage yooo

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*reading the text on the screen*

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Excuse me

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Excuse

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I had the same thing

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I had 2 thumbnails prepared

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and it was really annoying

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I had to make one at last minute

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What the heck guys?

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Couldn't you have picked a winner?

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You will gonna have a rematch anyway

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Why make it a draw?

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You clearly already planned for it

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It would been more exciting

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for someone to win to then get the title back

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instead of a draw, no one cares

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Fort

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Fortnite

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Fortnite did it

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That's right everybody

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I love how Epic Games did it

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Like genuinely its a great meme

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Well done (Pewds proud like a parent to a kid)

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I don't know why i'm like holding the standard that i hate Fortnite for some reason

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When its clearly the (sarcastic) greatest game of all time at this point

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Meme review is not Lwiay

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Meme Review is not YLYL

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All right this is all (not) correct

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YLYL is not LWIAY

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I mean its all memes (comes to realization)

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wHAT DO YOU FROM ME

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*Bangs 99$ Headphone to the table*

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I did nothing wrong (don't worry we know)

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Hey look at this cringy ass reddit post (correction: comments)

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kimomanutd: This is great

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shahnish: This is Legendary

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Flaming Dorito: This is above average

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r3al p0tat0: This is EPIC

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CantStumpIWin: This is so sad (Alexa play Despacito)

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Pewds (imitating 9 Year Old): Oh look were all part of the same group hahahahahah.

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*Claps 3x*

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Look at this were posting the same joke all right

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9 year old: Felix isn't original BTW lets all make the same joke in this chain. HILARIOUS.

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Thats why we bond Damnit

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Were all garbage here (yep true that)

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Were all the bottom of the bottom (whatever that means)

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Flyingkitty dider(?) eh an edit and its amazing

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*Epic music* sit down sit dOWN SIT DOWN SEET DOOOWNN
(Present Pewds: Okay, sorry)

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(Friends Parody how original) So no one you i was gonna kill these memes

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*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

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*Epic music stops* Present Pewds: (determined) i will.

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*Video played* Youtube's WORST show everybody

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meme rev-meme

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Welcome to PewPewPiDiePie (I'm honored)

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(aNOTHER) *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES)

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U no wut (chicken behind)

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I'm gonna slap my (399$) chair

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*Proceeds to slap chair*

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(I don't even no wuts deez)

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(Super Smash Bros Melee Theme Played)

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hAhahahaAHAa

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*music stopped* 
Present Pewds: (Laughed at the insanity)

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*SUCC AIR*

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The (demonitised)

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Present Pewds: no no i don't endorse that meme

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*clapping in sync*

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*squeaking noises* *mic check*

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*slaps chair to death*

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(Sad headline appeared)
Present Pewds: oh

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Present Pewds: Ok i am sorry (laughed)
Video: *Logan Paul apology appeared*

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Video: *last clap*

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All right if you haven't subscribed to Flyingkitty yet
(Thank GOD that was done that was a pain in the ass to caption)

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I suggest you do. INCREDIBLE Edits.

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a modern take on an old classic

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"ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO"

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"ALEXA USES REVERSE UNO CARD" [aka no u]

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Pewds: *giggles*

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Damnit, congratulation i played myself

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dAMN YOU ALEXA! I (CHILDISH VOICE) HATE YOU!

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"Who did it better"

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*SAD MUSIC PLAYS*
This is how i smile i don't understand what the problem is

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(sarcastic) I'm really happy to make Youtube videos guys this is a really fun job

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*laughs*

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Marzia last upload- 4 days
Pewdiepie last upload- 4 days ago
"They are marrying somewhere"

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No, no we weren't we went to Budapest

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I upload a vlog you dum dums

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You dum balls

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yOU BAG OF BALLS THAT NO ONE WANTS!!! [wow r00d]

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Sorry that was too far i'm so sorry

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"WAIT! Why is there a D in me?!" [what the hell]

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"*Ali-a intro plays*"

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Who's reading these comments

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You know i understand people posting it but who's reading them.

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Who goes through the comments [literally me] who's like~

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Pewds imitate board guy: This is pretty boring i guess i'll scroll down and see what's happening~ (Proceeds to laugh)

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I guess I'll check out the comments

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maybe I can engage in some discussion over here. (Pewds breaks character) What is wrong with you

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"I want Felix to explain why Brad sometimes flips the video and i also want to know which version is the real one and the mirrored one."

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In today's SOCIETY!

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Doesn't really matter what isn't real and what is it

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What even matters anymore in general [Vbucks]

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*Weird accent* Who am i?!

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*inhales* OH MY GAH!!!

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That's right epic troll gotcha guys

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*Weird celebratory dance*
Pewds: Yeah

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SUBSCRIBE!!! WE NEED TO DESTROY T-SERIES

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I love you guy's so much [aw]

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I actually love mY AUDIENCE!!!
*claps 4x*

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(laughs) Goddamnit
Illusion: 100

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Seems in today's society doesn't really matter what a replica is~

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"POINT PROVEN!!!*

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*CLAPPING INTENSIFIES* (again)

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"I don't rate things that's not what i do"

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EXCUSE ME

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EXCUSSEEEE!!!!

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I like how Marzia made a face

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*lil laf*

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Is that Alan Waker wearingmyCykaBlyat (yes)

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What!

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Legend. Absolute Madlad.
*claps 2x*

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(calculating) Now if Alan Waker can give all his audience and subscribers to me

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We can beat T-Series

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That's right we gotta merge

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The great war has started which side of history will you be on (The Legion)

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Can Pews (really)

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Good job (Disappointed like a parent to their kid) that's how you know your audience are bunch of 9 year old.

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finallyry(?) review Fortnite as a meme, so it'll die off?

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*claps 2x*

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I've already done okay it can't be done all right.

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Fortnite is indestructible theirs no point

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[aw]

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This is so sweet, Alexa don't play ANYthing cause even if I play a second of music they will COPYSTRIKE this video.

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*silence*

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That's what i thought you bihh

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Speaking of which thank you so much Sony for the COPYSTRIKE

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Really really appreciate it (dead inside)

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It means nothing to me okay don't care whatsoever

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Go ahead

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Pewds impersonating Sony: You made a cover of Despacito we must shut this down now. (Idk who that is) is not making enough money we need to take the revenue from Poodiepah

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I like that the Detroit: Become Human out of all games beacame the meme

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There's always some game that's way too popular for its own good that always has some meme going on.

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*Wait 4x*

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*Hej Monika hell*
(While Pewds is talking in the background)

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Pewds in distress: God, I'm physically disturbed
(That was actually an easy captioning thx for the person who uploaded this)

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And aroused(?) at the same time

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*claps* this is the power of the 9 year old army right here

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This is library

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So this is made by Ahti Vasser a fellow 9 year old (dosen't look like one tho)

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Absolute Madlad

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This is made in Febuary and i didn't see it

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See this is why i love the Reddit you guy's bring attention to this cool stuff

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All this epic things i can finally watch it you know.

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"WHEN YOU REALIZED THAT NEXT YEAR, PEWDIEPIE'S CHANNEL ITSELF WILL BE NINE YEAR OLD"

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OH MY GAH!!!

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That's true and i wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10
(10 MINUTE MARK I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE)

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*smiles*

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*laughs at the funny meme*

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*And disappointed to self-reputation*

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This is so true x2 Alexa~

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*reads meme*

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Should i laugh or cry [both] i don't know

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*reads another meme*

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What are you implying that just because leaching off memes and other people's content.

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*Sad music plays*
As a desperate way to stay relavnet

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I'm somehow a reptile. That's weak
*drinks water like Mark Zuccerberg*

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Would a reptile smile with such a human loving smile

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*Proceeds to smile like a loving human*

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SUBSCRIBE!!! SO WE CAN TAKE OVER T-SEREIS

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*reading meme*

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I love this as soon as you proclaimed that your some sort of diet everyone just love's to be the police.

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*reading comment*

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I'm glad that you fellow 9 year old have such amazing etiquette

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*laughs* 
Goddamnit

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I'm so thankful that i have such an amazing audience

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That draws me in such amazing (muah) u no i am speechless. Fantastic.

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Thank you so much Mary ko [no really ty]

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(pewds reading)

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Your dad has been busy. Very cool

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I'm honored. Thank You so much.

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Another! Cool fan art see here you go. ZERO DEATHS!!!

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That's right everybody. Ty for not drawing me terribly. I love this

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"This needs to be in LWIAY"
*Pewds reading USER REPORTS*

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Yeah i'm gonna put that in the video i'm sure nothing bad will happen ty guys so much for uploading this type of memes.

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*reading meme*

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SUBSCRIBE!!! If your 9 years old everybody.

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Let's take over the T-Series

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How many 9 yrs old are there in the world

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There's a lot of you that haven't subscribed yet.

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T-Series, i await your response i know your scared that's right *making weird noses*

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But i'm not *unequipping sword*

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SUBSCRIBE!!! EVERYBODY!!!

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SO WE CAN TAKE OVER T-SERIES

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And i'll see you guy's next time

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This is Pewdiepie signing off (bye)

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(Oh there's more)

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Preparing for epic speech

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My fellow Bros 
My fellow brethren
My fellow Comrades 
The time has come for us to fight

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*End*