WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: es 00:00:03.860 --> 00:00:04.360 00:00:04.360 --> 00:00:04.860 00:00:04.860 --> 00:00:05.360 fela brous (hermanos) 00:00:05.420 --> 00:00:07.060 Compañeros 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:09.000 Camaradas 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:11.480 el momento ha llegado 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:13.540 para que peleemos 00:00:13.540 --> 00:00:16.400 mas no seremos oprimidos 00:00:16.520 --> 00:00:18.460 por mainstream media 00:00:19.080 --> 00:00:24.960 Ya no tomare este abuso y odio en linea 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:26.920 ya no voy a decir 00:00:26.920 --> 00:00:29.960 "Lo siento me equivoque okey?" 00:00:30.100 --> 00:00:30.840 ERGH! *le corta* 00:00:30.940 --> 00:00:32.080 y sabes porque? 00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:33.200 Porque estamos fallando! 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.120 Otro canal de YouTube 00:00:35.120 --> 00:00:35.940 Esta cambian... 00:00:36.020 --> 00:00:37.200 *Le pega a la lampara* 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:38.200 Esta cambiando 00:00:38.260 --> 00:00:39.200 Así es 00:00:39.300 --> 00:00:42.200 en no menos que en noviembre de este año, 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:45.700 ¡PewDiePie no será el canal más grande en Youtube! :( 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:47.260 Haters: Eso será bastante agradable en realidad-— 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:47.880 NO!! 00:00:48.160 --> 00:00:49.620 Debemos pelear de regreso. 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:52.220 quien es este canal "T-Series"? 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:54.760 Haters: "Oh, este canal pasará PewDiePie" 00:00:54.880 --> 00:00:56.240 "pewdiepewdiepewdie—" 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:57.900 Pewds: SHHHTFFFFF 00:00:58.040 --> 00:01:00.460 ¡SOY EL NÚMERO UNO! SOY EL NÚMERO UNO. 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:02.780 No más lamentables peleas de boxeo 00:01:02.860 --> 00:01:06.240 Desafío a T-Series a una pelea de sables 00:01:06.320 --> 00:01:07.680 como hombres de verdad 00:01:07.740 --> 00:01:09.920 Te estoy tirando mi guante, T-Series. 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:12.520 Lucha conmigo en la vida real hasta la muerte. 00:01:12.600 --> 00:01:14.360 sin guantes de boxeo y cascos 00:01:14.420 --> 00:01:16.360 Estoy hablando de la muerte aquí. 00:01:16.460 --> 00:01:18.500 *musica alegre* Espera, tienen 46 mil millones de visitas? 00:01:18.560 --> 00:01:19.880 Es un canal indio? 00:01:20.020 --> 00:01:21.880 ¿ES UN CANAL INDIO? 00:01:22.020 --> 00:01:24.340 ES UN CANAL INDIO! ? 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:26.240 ¡ES UN AAAHHHH! 00:01:26.380 --> 00:01:28.380 India, ¡lucharé contra TODOS! >:v 00:01:28.380 --> 00:01:29.260 00:01:29.440 --> 00:01:32.480 Si eres un indio mirando este canal, de nada. 00:01:32.540 --> 00:01:35.480 ¿Cuántas personas viven en India? Como es esto posible? 00:01:35.560 --> 00:01:36.400 Demasiados. 00:01:36.520 --> 00:01:42.640 *música dramática* La única forma en que puedo seguir siendo relevante es lograr que los indios se suscriban a mí. 00:01:42.820 --> 00:01:48.760 Si no aceptan mi desafío de espadas, entonces lo único que podemos hacer es combatir el fuego con fuego. 00:01:48.880 --> 00:01:50.420 *suena música épica* Smash Subscribe. 00:01:50.620 --> 00:01:52.840 dale a suscribirse 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.800 dale a suscribirse 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:56.660 DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE! 00:01:56.900 --> 00:01:58.760 DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE! >:v!! 00:01:58.920 --> 00:02:00.400 ¡¿QUÉ VAMOS A HACER?! 00:02:00.640 --> 00:02:02.100 DALE A SUSCRIBIRSE! 00:02:02.180 --> 00:02:03.000 ¡Está bien! 00:02:03.080 --> 00:02:04.120 *aplausos desquiciados* 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.360 *Niño de 9 años* -Félix, solo quiero que revises los memes, 00:02:06.460 --> 00:02:07.420 No quiero sentir realmente como... 00:02:07.560 --> 00:02:08.580 Pewds: PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF 00:02:08.660 --> 00:02:09.420 *la música alegre está de vuelta* *Pewds sonrie* 00:02:09.760 --> 00:02:10.760 Ya he visto este (deja vu?) 00:02:10.840 --> 00:02:11.480 *Pewds se ríe* 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:12.520 Es muy bueno 00:02:12.640 --> 00:02:14.620 Me tomó un segundo la primera vez que lo vi 00:02:14.720 --> 00:02:15.800 y yo era como, "¿Qué quiere decir?" 00:02:15.880 --> 00:02:16.720 "No vi este video". 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:18.400 como "¿Cuál es el contexto aquí?" 00:02:18.500 --> 00:02:20.800 Me alegra que hayan mejorado sus habilidades de edición. 00:02:20.880 --> 00:02:22.620 *leyendo* "O publiquen la dirección de post Malone". 00:02:22.740 --> 00:02:23.660 diabloooooos 00:02:23.700 --> 00:02:25.720 eso es salvaje yoouu 00:02:25.820 --> 00:02:29.840 "Cuando tienes los memes listos para cuando KSI pierda contra Logan Paul 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:33.160 y también memes listos para que Logan Paul pierda ante KSI 00:02:33.260 --> 00:02:34.220 y es un empate". 00:02:34.340 --> 00:02:35.820 ¡Disculpe! 00:02:35.940 --> 00:02:36.840 ¡Disculpe! 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:38.060 Tengo lo mismo 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:39.220 Tengo dos miniaturas preparadas 00:02:39.380 --> 00:02:40.600 y era realmente molesto 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:41.880 tuve que hacer una de último minuto 00:02:42.280 --> 00:02:43.300 Que demonios chicos? 00:02:43.420 --> 00:02:44.660 No pudieron elegir un ganador? 00:02:44.700 --> 00:02:46.420 todos los indios huelen mal son feos y gays 00:02:46.700 --> 00:02:47.980 Porque hacer un empate? 00:02:48.160 --> 00:02:49.860 Claramente ya lo habian planeado 00:02:49.980 --> 00:02:51.620 hubiera sido más emocionante 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:54.820 Que alguien ganara para despues volver por el titulo 00:02:55.060 --> 00:02:56.960 en lugar de un empate, a nadie le importa. 00:02:57.200 --> 00:02:58.360 *Aplaude mientras lee* "Fortnite lo hizo 00:02:58.460 --> 00:02:59.840 Es cierto gente 00:02:59.960 --> 00:03:01.160 Me encanta esto que hizo epic games :3 00:03:01.160 --> 00:03:02.560 Tan genuinamente 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:03.380 Es un buen meme xD 00:03:03.440 --> 00:03:04.220 Bien Hecho 00:03:04.620 --> 00:03:06.080 No sé por qué estoy como- 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:07.800 Sosteniendo este estándar de que odio Fortnite 00:03:07.940 --> 00:03:09.260 Por alguna razón cuando es claramente 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:11.460 Que a este punto es el mejor juego creado hasta ahora 00:03:11.700 --> 00:03:13.840 *Lee* "Meme Review™ no es un LWIAY™." (la semana pasada te pregunté) 00:03:14.160 --> 00:03:17.020 "Meme Review™ no es un YLYL™" (Si te ries pierdes) 00:03:17.200 --> 00:03:18.300 Okey, todo esto esta correcto 00:03:18.420 --> 00:03:21.460 *Leyendo* "YLYL™ no es LWIAY™." 00:03:21.600 --> 00:03:23.220 me refiero a que todos son memes *Explosión Cerebral* 00:03:23.420 --> 00:03:24.520 Que quieres de mi 00:03:24.620 --> 00:03:25.120 *Tira los audifonos* 00:03:25.200 --> 00:03:26.500 No hice nada malo :( 00:03:26.660 --> 00:03:29.160 Oye, mira estas crudamente ... * desmonetizadas * publicaciones de Reddit. 00:03:29.460 --> 00:03:30.260 Esta genial 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:31.440 Este es legendario 00:03:31.700 --> 00:03:32.740 "Esto está por encima de la media". 00:03:32.860 --> 00:03:33.520 Este es epico 00:03:33.600 --> 00:03:34.560 Este es muy triste 00:03:34.940 --> 00:03:37.680 Oh, mira, todos somos parte del mismo grupo. 00:03:37.820 --> 00:03:38.500 Risa sarcastica :v 00:03:38.600 --> 00:03:39.720 *clap clap clap* 00:03:39.820 --> 00:03:41.680 ¡Mira este! Estamos publicando el mismo chiste. 00:03:41.820 --> 00:03:42.320 No? 00:03:42.580 --> 00:03:43.880 Niño de 9 años: Felix no es original 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:44.720 Pero tambien 00:03:44.860 --> 00:03:46.860 Hagamos todos la misma broma en esta cadena. 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:47.760 Divertidísimo. 00:03:47.880 --> 00:03:49.180 Por eso nos vinculamos. Maldición. 00:03:49.460 --> 00:03:50.640 Todos somos basura aquí. * # relatable * 00:03:50.760 --> 00:03:52.060 Todos estamos en la parte baja bajista 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:54.300 * de vuelta a la alegre música * FlyingKitty hizo una edición, 00:03:54.440 --> 00:03:55.700 Es impresionante 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:56.820 *El Pew de video*: Sentado! 00:03:57.320 --> 00:03:58.060 SIENTATE!! >:v 00:03:58.420 --> 00:04:00.880 Pewds: Ok. Pewds del Video: SIENTATE LPM >>:V 00:04:01.080 --> 00:04:02.580 ♪ Nadie te dijo ♪ 00:04:02.720 --> 00:04:05.240 ♪ Iba a matar esos memes? >:) ♪ 00:04:05.320 --> 00:04:06.020 *aplausos* 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:06.880 Pewds: Lo hare 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:07.740 *clap* 00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:10.700 Pewds from Video: YouTube's ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛꜱʜᴏᴡ everybody. 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:11.460 Meme re𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦 00:04:11.520 --> 00:04:13.120 Bienvenido a ᑭEᗯᑭEᗯᑭIEᗪIᑭIE 00:04:13.220 --> 00:04:14.280 *Aplausos 👏* 00:04:14.340 --> 00:04:15.060 Sabes que? 00:04:15.140 --> 00:04:16.300 Voy a darle una cachetada a mi silla 00:04:16.380 --> 00:04:16.880 *slap* 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:17.420 *se excita* 00:04:17.620 --> 00:04:18.840 *Canción de Super Smash hermanos* 00:04:18.900 --> 00:04:20.160 *Foca con retraso* 00:04:20.300 --> 00:04:21.040 *Risas* 00:04:21.260 --> 00:04:22.820 *Inhala* *Risas* 00:04:23.380 --> 00:04:24.240 Pewdiepie: La *Desmonetización* 00:04:24.340 --> 00:04:25.080 * arroja YouTube + PewDiePie a la basura * *grito* 00:04:25.180 --> 00:04:27.380 No no no aprobé ese meme 00:04:27.700 --> 00:04:29.960 *palmadas seguidas* 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:31.260 *Limpiando la silla* 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:34.380 *Abofeteando seguidamente a la sillar* *se excita la silla ALV* 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:38.300 *"Estrella de YouTube" Pewdiepie se disculpa por abusar de una silla* 00:04:38.400 --> 00:04:40.400 Pewdiepie: Ok, lo siento Logan Paul: Yo quiero pedir 00:04:40.580 --> 00:04:42.580 disculpas por mi comporta- *Interrucion* 00:04:43.100 --> 00:04:45.600 De acuerdo, si aún no te has suscrito a FlyingKitty, 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:46.980 Te sugiero que hagas 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:48.240 Ediciones increíbles 00:04:48.400 --> 00:04:50.820 *reads* "A modern take on an old classic" 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:53.000 "Alexa, play Despacito" 00:04:53.100 --> 00:04:55.100 *Alexa uses ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 𝕌ℕ𝕆 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕕* 00:04:55.260 --> 00:04:56.200 *Pewds laughs* 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:57.040 Damn it. 00:04:57.140 --> 00:04:58.200 Congratulations. 00:04:58.260 --> 00:04:59.440 I played myself. 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:00.400 *slightly high-pitched* Damn you Alexa! 00:05:00.520 --> 00:05:01.480 I hate you! 00:05:01.800 --> 00:05:02.600 *back to normal, reads* "Who did it better" 00:05:02.900 --> 00:05:03.880 *sad music plays* This is how I smile. 00:05:04.080 --> 00:05:06.000 I don't understand what the problem is. 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:08.300 I'm really happy to make YouTube videos guys. 00:05:08.400 --> 00:05:09.640 It's a really fun job. 00:05:09.780 --> 00:05:10.540 *pfft* *sad music stops* 00:05:10.780 --> 00:05:12.780 *reads* "Marzia's last upload - 4 days ago" 00:05:12.880 --> 00:05:14.880 "PewDiePie's last upload - 4 days ago" 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:17.480 "They are marrying somewhere" *Pewds laughs* 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:18.640 No. No we weren't. 00:05:18.740 --> 00:05:19.620 We went to Budapest. 00:05:19.740 --> 00:05:21.740 I uploaded a vlog, you dumb-dumbs. 00:05:21.860 --> 00:05:23.040 You dumb balls. 00:05:23.420 --> 00:05:25.200 You bag of balls that NO ONE WANTS! 00:05:25.320 --> 00:05:26.460 Sorry, that was too far. 00:05:26.640 --> 00:05:27.380 I'm so sorry. 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:29.820 *reads* "WAIT! Why is there a *demonetised* in me?" 00:05:29.900 --> 00:05:31.360 "*Ali-A intro plays*" 00:05:31.540 --> 00:05:32.860 Who's reading these comments? 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:34.820 You know, I understand people posting it, 00:05:34.880 --> 00:05:35.860 but who's reading them? 00:05:36.020 --> 00:05:37.280 Who goes through the comments? 00:05:37.400 --> 00:05:38.340 Who's like, "Err... This is pretty boring." 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:41.420 "I guess I'll scroll down and see what's happening." *Pewds laughs* 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:43.260 "I guess I'll check out the comments." 00:05:43.440 --> 00:05:45.800 "Maybe I can engage in some discussion here here." 00:05:46.200 --> 00:05:47.160 What is wrong with you? 00:05:47.440 --> 00:05:49.040 *more reading* "I want Felix to explain why Brad 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:51.580 sometimes flips the video and I also want to know 00:05:51.640 --> 00:05:55.040 which version is the real one and the mirrored one." 00:05:55.260 --> 00:05:56.860 In today's society, 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.260 *video flips* does it really matter what isn't real 00:05:59.420 --> 00:06:00.300 and what is? 00:06:00.520 --> 00:06:02.760 *video flips again* What even matters anymore in general? 00:06:03.100 --> 00:06:03.940 *video flips* Who am I? 00:06:04.200 --> 00:06:06.840 *reads while laughing* "*talks about the guitar that's been unused 00:06:06.960 --> 00:06:07.600 for a month*" 00:06:07.780 --> 00:06:10.480 "*takes out different guitar*" 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:12.060 OH MY GOD! 00:06:12.240 --> 00:06:12.900 That's right. 00:06:13.060 --> 00:06:13.920 Epic troll. ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:14.740 Gotcha guys. 00:06:14.980 --> 00:06:15.920 Yeah. 00:06:16.100 --> 00:06:16.880 *epic music plays* Subscribe. 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:18.880 We need to destroy T-Series. 00:06:19.060 --> 00:06:20.400 I love you guys so much. 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:23.100 I actually *clap* love *clap* my *clap* audience *clap*. 00:06:23.180 --> 00:06:28.060 *back to normal music* *reads* "don't say anything, let's just get felix to see this post" 00:06:28.280 --> 00:06:30.280 28000 likes. 00:06:30.540 --> 00:06:34.660 *reads again* "don't say anything, let's just get felix to see this post (not repost)" *Pewds laughs* 00:06:35.260 --> 00:06:36.240 God damn it. 00:06:36.420 --> 00:06:37.760 ɪʟʟᴜꜱɪᴏɴ 100 00:06:37.880 --> 00:06:39.200 Since today's society, 00:06:39.580 --> 00:06:42.020 doesn't really matter what the replica is. 00:06:42.260 --> 00:06:43.000 Point proven. 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:46.060 *more deranged clapping* 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:49.020 *reads* "I don't rate things. That's not what I do." 00:06:49.200 --> 00:06:50.800 Excuse me! 00:06:50.940 --> 00:06:51.920 Excuse- 00:06:52.380 --> 00:06:53.720 I like how weird Marzia made her face. 00:06:53.880 --> 00:06:55.160 *Pewds laughs* 00:06:55.300 --> 00:06:56.920 Is that Alan Walker wearing my сука блять? 00:06:57.280 --> 00:06:57.900 WHAT?! 00:06:58.160 --> 00:06:58.920 Legend. 00:06:59.060 --> 00:07:01.700 Absolute ＭＡＤＬＡＤ. 00:07:01.860 --> 00:07:03.160 Now if Alan Walker- 00:07:03.640 --> 00:07:06.960 can give all his audience(s) and subscribers to me, 00:07:07.100 --> 00:07:08.800 we can beat T-Series. 00:07:09.060 --> 00:07:10.580 That's right. We gotta merge. 00:07:10.840 --> 00:07:12.140 The Great War has started. 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:14.360 Which side of history will you be on? *The Ninjago Movie movie poster flashes* 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:15.380 *reads* "Can Pews-" 00:07:15.500 --> 00:07:16.000 Good job. 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:17.180 That's how you know your audience 00:07:17.320 --> 00:07:18.500 is a bunch of 9 year-olds. 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:21.600 *continues reading* "finally review Fortnite as a meme, 00:07:21.700 --> 00:07:22.640 so it'll die off?" 00:07:23.020 --> 00:07:23.580 *clap clap (meme review)* 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:24.960 I've already done, okay? 00:07:25.060 --> 00:07:26.720 It can't be done, alright? 00:07:26.960 --> 00:07:28.560 Fortnite is indestructible. 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:29.720 There's no point. 00:07:29.820 --> 00:07:30.960 *reads* "To warm my feet" 00:07:31.060 --> 00:07:32.400 "To warm my hands" 00:07:32.520 --> 00:07:34.040 "To warm my heart" 00:07:34.200 --> 00:07:35.760 This *clap* is so *clap* sweet *clap*. 00:07:35.940 --> 00:07:37.940 Alexa, don't play ANYTHING, 00:07:38.240 --> 00:07:39.800 cos even if I play a second of music, 00:07:39.960 --> 00:07:41.580 they will copystrike this video. 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:42.860 *no reaction* 00:07:43.200 --> 00:07:43.900 That's what I thought. 00:07:44.260 --> 00:07:44.760 *demonetised* 00:07:45.040 --> 00:07:45.640 Speaking of which, 00:07:45.840 --> 00:07:48.000 err.. thank you so much Sony, 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:49.720 for err... the copystrike. 00:07:49.840 --> 00:07:51.680 Really, really appreciated. 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:54.460 Err.. it means nothing to me, okay? 00:07:54.660 --> 00:07:57.160 Don't care whatsoever. 00:07:57.320 --> 00:07:58.020 Go ahead. 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:00.160 Sony: "He made a cover of Despacito.." 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:02.520 "We must shut this down now." 00:08:02.660 --> 00:08:05.060 "Pharrell Williams isn't making enough money." 00:08:05.340 --> 00:08:07.640 *music stops* "We need to take the revenue from Poodepie." 00:08:07.780 --> 00:08:08.440 *music resumes* *reads* "I'm impressed, 00:08:08.520 --> 00:08:10.780 you achieved ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ 2 in ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍ!" 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:12.100 "Be quiet, person!" 00:08:12.200 --> 00:08:12.700 "no" 00:08:12.840 --> 00:08:13.740 "wait what" 00:08:13.880 --> 00:08:15.180 "Detroit: Become Human" 00:08:15.320 --> 00:08:16.780 I like that "Detroit: Become Human"- 00:08:16.860 --> 00:08:17.740 -out of all games- 00:08:17.860 --> 00:08:18.940 became the meme. 00:08:19.020 --> 00:08:19.720 There's always some game 00:08:19.780 --> 00:08:21.780 that's way too popular for its own good 00:08:21.900 --> 00:08:23.400 that it always has some meme going on. 00:08:23.520 --> 00:08:24.800 Wait wait wait wait... 00:08:24.900 --> 00:08:28.520 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:28.620 --> 00:08:29.760 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] *Pewds laughs* 00:08:29.860 --> 00:08:30.600 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:30.660 --> 00:08:31.160 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Oh! 00:08:31.280 --> 00:08:32.420 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:32.500 --> 00:08:33.000 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Okay. 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:34.940 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:35.060 --> 00:08:35.560 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Alright. 00:08:35.700 --> 00:08:40.880 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:42.660 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] No! Oh- okay. 00:08:42.780 --> 00:08:49.000 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:49.080 --> 00:08:50.120 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Oh my god. 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:50.700 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:50.800 --> 00:08:51.300 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] *Pewds sniggers* 00:08:51.420 --> 00:08:54.760 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:08:54.860 --> 00:08:56.060 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Oh my god! Gee- 00:08:56.180 --> 00:08:57.080 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] *Pewds laughs* 00:08:57.260 --> 00:08:59.960 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:00.020 --> 00:09:02.440 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] *Pewds sniggers* 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:07.320 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:07.380 --> 00:09:08.200 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] No. Stop! 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:08.740 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:08.840 --> 00:09:09.340 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Stop. 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:09.940 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:10.040 --> 00:09:10.540 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Stop. 00:09:10.620 --> 00:09:11.140 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:11.260 --> 00:09:13.500 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Stop! *Pewds laughs* 00:09:13.620 --> 00:09:18.760 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:18.860 --> 00:09:20.040 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] Are you kidding me?! 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:25.680 [Hej Monica Remix by PartyInBackyard] 00:09:25.780 --> 00:09:27.780 Oh my *music stops* god. 00:09:27.860 --> 00:09:29.240 I'm physically disturbed, 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:31.060 and aroused at the same time. 00:09:31.180 --> 00:09:31.680 *clap* 00:09:31.740 --> 00:09:34.860 This is the power of the 9 year-old army right here. 00:09:34.980 --> 00:09:36.080 *reads* "This is library" 00:09:36.260 --> 00:09:37.700 So this was made by- 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:39.220 Ahti Vasser. 00:09:39.280 --> 00:09:40.480 A fellow 9 year-old. 00:09:40.680 --> 00:09:41.660 Absolute mad lad. 00:09:41.740 --> 00:09:43.740 This is made in February and I didn't see it? 00:09:43.820 --> 00:09:45.100 See, this Is why I love the (sub)reddit! 00:09:45.160 --> 00:09:47.240 You guys bring attention to me all this cool stuff. 00:09:47.380 --> 00:09:48.500 All these epic things. 00:09:48.680 --> 00:09:50.400 I can finally watch it, you know? 00:09:50.520 --> 00:09:52.160 *reads* "When you realise that next year, 00:09:52.260 --> 00:09:55.480 Pewdiepie's channel itself will be a nine year old" 00:09:55.760 --> 00:09:56.840 Oh my ＧＡＨ *music stops*! *mind blown* 00:09:57.260 --> 00:09:57.760 That's true. 00:09:58.040 --> 00:10:00.500 I wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10. 00:10:00.900 --> 00:10:01.640 *weird smile* 00:10:02.020 --> 00:10:04.000 *music is back* *Pewds laughs* 00:10:04.120 --> 00:10:05.060 Oh my god. *clearly disappointed* 00:10:05.340 --> 00:10:06.480 This is so true. 00:10:06.640 --> 00:10:08.160 This *clap* is so *clap* true. 00:10:08.300 --> 00:10:08.800 Alexa, 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:10.720 *reads* "Pewds first fight with the media" 00:10:10.860 --> 00:10:11.560 "Pewds now" 00:10:11.760 --> 00:10:13.040 Should I laugh or cry? 00:10:13.160 --> 00:10:13.980 I don't know. 00:10:14.080 --> 00:10:16.760 *reads* "Pictures of some reptiles with weird eyes" 00:10:17.020 --> 00:10:18.860 Are you implying that just because- 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:19.800 -I'm leeching off- 00:10:19.980 --> 00:10:21.620 -memes and other people's content- 00:10:21.820 --> 00:10:23.820 *sad music* as a desperate attempt to stay relevant? 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:25.700 I'm somehow a reptile? 00:10:25.800 --> 00:10:26.960 That's ridiculous. 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:30.220 Would the reptile smile with such a human loving smile? 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:32.360 *zoom in on Pewds' smile* 00:10:32.460 --> 00:10:35.120 *epic music* Subscribe so we can take over T-Series. 00:10:35.220 --> 00:10:36.060 *music is back to normal* *reads* "I'm vegan now" 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:38.680 "This salmon is delicious" 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:40.760 ExCUSE me- 00:10:41.060 --> 00:10:41.620 I love this. 00:10:41.780 --> 00:10:45.200 As soon as you proclaim that you're some sort of diet, 00:10:45.280 --> 00:10:47.160 everyone just loves to be the police. 00:10:47.280 --> 00:10:48.140 *reads* "As a 9 year old, 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:50.820 i've been taught to close my mouth while chewing food." 00:10:50.980 --> 00:10:52.720 "This pic of him really triggers me." 00:10:52.880 --> 00:10:55.200 I'm glad that you fellow 9 year olds have such- 00:10:55.340 --> 00:10:56.660 amazing etiquette. 00:10:56.880 --> 00:10:57.980 *Pewds laughs* Goddamn. 00:10:58.220 --> 00:11:00.460 *Pewds laughs* 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:02.300 I'm so thankful- 00:11:02.660 --> 00:11:05.120 that I have such an amazing audience- 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:08.180 that draws me in such amazing- 00:11:08.380 --> 00:11:08.880 *mwah* 00:11:08.980 --> 00:11:10.380 [unintelligible]. I am speechless. 00:11:10.520 --> 00:11:11.480 Fantastic. 00:11:11.620 --> 00:11:13.260 Thank you so much, Mary_Ko. 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:15.180 *reads* "I've been watching pewds since 6th grade 00:11:15.260 --> 00:11:16.620 and my dad made this for him- 00:11:16.700 --> 00:11:17.660 it would be cool if he saw it🧡💛🧡💛" 00:11:17.880 --> 00:11:18.880 Your Dad has been busy. 00:11:18.980 --> 00:11:19.720 Very cool. 00:11:19.780 --> 00:11:20.360 I'm honored. 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:21.300 Thank you so much. 00:11:21.540 --> 00:11:22.720 Another cool fan. 00:11:22.800 --> 00:11:23.960 See? Here you go! 00:11:24.160 --> 00:11:25.200 Zero *clap* Deaths *clap*! 00:11:25.700 --> 00:11:26.920 That's right everybody. 00:11:27.060 --> 00:11:29.420 Thank you for not drawing me terribly. 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:29.980 *Pewds laughs* 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:30.720 I love this. 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:31.900 *reads* "this needs to be in LWAIY" 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:33.880 "It's rude, vulgar and offensive" 00:11:34.220 --> 00:11:35.760 "Content policy violation" 00:11:35.940 --> 00:11:37.840 "This violates the content policy." 00:11:38.040 --> 00:11:39.440 Y'all, I'm gonna put that in the video. 00:11:39.560 --> 00:11:40.860 I'm sure nothing bad will happen. 00:11:40.940 --> 00:11:42.160 Thank you guys so much- 00:11:42.380 --> 00:11:44.140 for upvoting these type of memes. 00:11:44.260 --> 00:11:45.040 *reads* "How old are you" 00:11:45.160 --> 00:11:46.420 *slightly high-pitched* "I turned 9 today" 00:11:46.540 --> 00:11:50.000 SUBSCRIBE if you're 9 years old, everybody! 00:11:50.140 --> 00:11:52.200 *epic music* Let's take over the T-Series. 00:11:52.260 --> 00:11:54.260 *epic music interrupted* How many 9 year-olds are there in the world? 00:11:54.400 --> 00:11:56.640 There's a lot of you that haven't subscribed yet. 00:11:57.100 --> 00:11:57.700 *battle music* T-Series, 00:11:57.920 --> 00:11:59.620 I await your response. 00:12:00.140 --> 00:12:01.340 I know you're scared. 00:12:01.420 --> 00:12:01.920 That's right. 00:12:02.220 --> 00:12:02.720 *jumpscare* 00:12:03.420 --> 00:12:03.920 HA! 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:04.620 AH! 00:12:04.880 --> 00:12:05.700 But I'm not. 00:12:06.040 --> 00:12:06.540 *puts back sword* 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:09.780 Subscribe everybody, so we can take over T-Series. 00:12:10.040 --> 00:12:11.600 I'll see you guys next time. 00:12:12.100 --> 00:12:14.300 This is PewDiePie signing out. *weird zoom in at Pewds' eyes* 00:12:15.380 --> 00:12:16.980 *music suddenly stops* 00:12:17.360 --> 00:12:17.860 *battle music is back* 00:12:20.980 --> 00:12:22.340 My fellow bros, 00:12:22.740 --> 00:12:24.100 my fellow brethren, 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:25.960 my fellow comrades, 00:12:26.420 --> 00:12:29.720 the time has come for us to fight-