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我會把這個遊戲玩完

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就算這是我人生最後一樣要完成的事

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這個遊戲很簡單，好嗎？

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如果你還沒有玩過這個遊戲，這是小菜一碟。

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雖然這菜－不是一個非常美味的小菜

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但這就是我說要吃的－

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小菜一碟

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活生生的吃掉

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首先，你必須確保你上來這裡

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沒問題？OK

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冷靜點，大哥
速度不是重點

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現在，我們得爬上去那個耙

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你可能認為 
“哦，那是不可能的”

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但實際上這超級容易。

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現在在這個位置你要盡可能的爬出去

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之後要鐘擺一樣甩上去

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而這讓滑梯這一段容易20倍

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很多人都在滑梯卡關

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我就不同了

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這裡就是那些要把自己彈出去的地方

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正當你要去的時候－

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－你要AAAAAAA

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這就是了

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你要做的是在這裡抓住錘子

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非常緩慢的慢慢降下去

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很不錯

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天啊！這太快了
你走太快了，朋友

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哦，你哦，不，你 - 我犯了一個可怕的......

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喔，你看？

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哦，你看？

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你以為我犯了一個可怕的錯誤－

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(你給我閉嘴）

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現在，我們要使用以前做過的伎倆

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現在我－啊－我的天－OK

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我們只需要...
我們只需要他媽的－ PRRRRRRRA

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這就是當贏家的－
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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不！！ 不！幹你的！ 
[旁白：笑，就整個世界和你一起笑－]

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幹你的！
[哭，你就自己一個孤單的哭]

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[對於傷心的－] 
吱吱喳喳－ 你能安靜下來嗎？

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我能把他關掉嗎？

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我可以把他關掉嗎???

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喔看看，整個遊戲忽然改善了

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哦

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哦！你好

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怎麼了？！怎麼了？！

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幹你的

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大家好呀－老子來了－

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幹！
天啊，我都做了什麼？

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AAAH看看我神一般的技巧
看看我的神技巧－寶寶們

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這就是遊戲記者5000（??）

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嘩喔－！

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懸盪向上

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懸盪向 . . .

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懸盪向上

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懸盪向上

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先左再右

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爽啦 ! !

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你辦到了 Felix

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( 是的，我知道你們經常只在 YouTube 或 Twitch 上目睹這種悲劇 )

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靠！！

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怎麼樣啊？這就是林北的實力

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Pewds 你用了自動化操作
給林北閉嘴

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抱歉，有人在按門鈴

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林北可是YouTube上最屌的玩家。

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往上爬啊 !

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往上 . . .

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幹 !

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靠 !

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這裡超煩的！!

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我完全失去理智

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抓著錘子在那邊亂揮

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吸我 ㄉㄧ . . . 腳趾

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給林北上去啦！！！！

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給點力好嗎？

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喔！天啊！

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他只是在那邊@%($＆&*

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不！！

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不！天啊！

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這太 . . . . 幹！

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喔，天啊。真該死

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這滾來滾去的小王八

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真的很煩

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好

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就這樣

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到底是怎樣
林北才上得去？

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這根本就他媽上不去啊！

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想得美  我才不會掉下去

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想太多

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林北告訴過你了  喔  天啊
我現在超緊張

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這個死87

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不！
放輕鬆！

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新策略

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新策略

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而我將一飛 . . .

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不！

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不！

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喔  天啊！

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啊啊 幹

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新策略

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搞屁啊？上進一點好嗎 婊子

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南方四賤客 正義魔人校長 : 
你剛剛說了歧視性言論嗎 ?

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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！

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哇，哇，哇

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發生了什麼事？剛剛怎麼了？

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我是怎麼辦到的？
我的天啊。尼已經GG惹 ( 日文 )

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我能不能待在這裡就好？我能不能在這兒直到永遠？

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你知道嗎？據說你死前會聽到鐘聲

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我不知道它是指遊戲還是現實生活

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哦哦哦
不  不

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想得美

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想得美

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我才沒那麼容易被做掉

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喔  天啊

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天啊

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喔

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太好了

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好喔

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好 我們正坐在馬桶上

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坐在馬桶正上方

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( 雖然遊戲已經進行到這了 但你可能沒有親身體驗，總之我想問的是 :   )

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這音樂真的很煩

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( 你覺得如何 ? 很有壓力嗎 ? )

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( 但我想你並不討厭這遊戲 )

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( 畢竟你都玩到這了 )

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叫林北第一名

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你覺得我辦不到  對不對 ?

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哈哈  你看 他已經放棄了

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根本沒難度

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超簡單

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Pewds 你死定了

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你永遠破不了關

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這遊戲超簡單

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嗨～ 各位

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尼已經 GG 惹 ( 日文 )

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這是尛？

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我怕怕

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這招如何 ?

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( 柳橙的香甜與多汁 )

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這是怎樣

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( 全都藏在苦澀的果皮下 )

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不可能

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( 那層皮並非阻礙 )

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我沒看錯吧 ?

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我在做夢嗎？

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( 反而是我所渴求的 )

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那一定是幻覺

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你一定是在跟我開玩笑

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( 因為這份痛苦使果實更加甜美 )

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如果我掉下去要怎麼辦 ?

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難道我要再重爬一次？如果 . . .

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如果我掉下去怎麼辦？

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你真的很壞誒

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誰鳥作者是誰啊 ?
貝納特

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你真的很壞誒

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柳丁走開啦！

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快滾

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我們可以把這個推出去一點點嗎？
不行  推不動  好吧

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這裡根本沒有存擋點

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一個都沒有

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這真的很惡劣

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你很壞誒 ～ ～

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喔  哇 ～ 好喔

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它超陡的

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這真的超陡

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喔
我的天啊

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你看看

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這合理嗎 ?

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各位評評理

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林北都想哭了

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偶滴天啊！它又變陡了！！

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這太扯了

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這真的太扯了

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天啊！它又更陡了！

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我滴天啊

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你知道嗎？據說你死前會聽到鐘聲

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不！！！！！！！

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( 這就是痛楚 )

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( 它一旦襲來你就無法與之告別 )

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