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What's up Squad fam?

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I'm so excited for this game.

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It's made by

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the same people that made bro force, genital jousting.

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And now they made one for the VR

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called Gorn!

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I tried to get this game working a few days ago

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and I'm like "I can't, I can't get it to work"

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I can't *censored* get it to work

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I'm not smart enough

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Look at my *censored* setup

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This is what it took to get this *censored* to work

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God bless you, VR

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You really innovated something didn't you?

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Wow!

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Now if you (for) some reason have a VR device,

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you have to get this game, okay?

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This look so *censored* fun

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I watched Jack play it.

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It's super fun.

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I actua-I actually recommend checkin' him playing it out.

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I..If you haven't watched me play it, which you haven't

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so check me out first- I'm more important

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You are here now

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Ok. Let's just play it!

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Let's just *censored* play it, I just wanna play it.

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I just really, really, really wanna play it.

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Alright so, (???), I can change the options over there.

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uhhh

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i don't know i guess i'll just... keep going into battle?

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Oh my god i get a mace now

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I will fight you!  Yeah!

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Woo! Boom.

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(what the *censored*)

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COME ON! COME ON!

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Fite meh

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I have the power of God and anime by my side!

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Throw it, got him!  Oh god, oh god.

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Don't catch me , i have the power.

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No.

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Blocked.

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Blocked, blocked again, again what you gon' dOH block block- I just hit something!

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uuh we're fine

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YES! YEHS, ah...

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Goddamn I'm good at this. This is a good exercise. I gotta say

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Another one please, this is so fun. What'd i do wrong?

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Where did it go?

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Where's my *censored*

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I had a..

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It was right there. That was a mace right there, ah he looks super dangerous. I'm running.

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Okay e-e-e-E-E-OH

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Oh oh oh! HUH HUH HUH HUH

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AAH

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*censored*

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I think i died.  Maybe next time we'll pick up the actual weapon. Wooh! there we go.

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Thank you. Yeah, i'm ready. Where did my weapon go last time, it just *censored* disappeared

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Come on you *censored*

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Who wants some, huh? Who wants some?

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PAH

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PAH

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(???) THE *censored*

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*censored* AH *censored sound??*

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Where the *censored* did you come from?

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I'm gonna spank that *censored*

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gimme that- WHATDIDISAY? WAIT FOR YOUR *CENSORED* TURN

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ohmygod he caught my mace!

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Listen here boi, listen here boi you don't wanna mes with me boi- Did he seriously kill me?

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The *censored*?

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Charging this one...

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'M charging this one.

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Come on, AH? Come on!

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PAAAH

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That *censored* is mine! That *censored* is mine!!

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COME ON

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AH, *censored* THERE'S MORE

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BLEH

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Run! Run Felix! Run they're dangerous! *censored* punches doesn't always work

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Alright let's just take care of

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This son of a *censored*

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How you doin'?

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Cool.

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You like that babeh? Oh god!

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i think he's dead

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Aah, no!

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no, Block!

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Yeah! that block tho

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Block, block, yeah

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What you gon' do?

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C'mere, c'mere c'mere, yeah, yeah. I killed him, for *censored*'s sake. He died way too easy in this game

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let's just take this guy out first

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I'm legit just playing the game at this point

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das rite

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*a few moments later*

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Oh *censored*, I'm getting punched, I didn't realize

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Gimme dat *censored*

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THIS.IS.MY*double censored*

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Oh shhh, catch!

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c'mere, c'mere

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Ok, that's *censored* right, anYONE ELSE?

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ANYONE *censored* ELSE? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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My name is Mofius Poodipai Deus Assorius

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You wanT THIS?

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Yes! That's what i'm talk-

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That's what i'm talking about

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Come on.

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Are you kidding me? So *censored* stupid!

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I'M GETTING SWEATY PLAYING VIDEO-GAMES WHAT THE *censored* I DON'T LIKE THIS!

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COME ON!!

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This is so *censored* hard!

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YEAH!

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NO! STOP *censored* *censored* me

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BAD BOY

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BAD

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BOI

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*censored* YOU, I'M DONE. What'd I get HUH? What'd I *censored* get

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Not a double- I GOT IT!!

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*censored* ALL OF YOU *censored* THAT'S *censored* RIGHT!

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AAH!

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Thank you that was so hard!

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My god!

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Yeah!

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WOOOOH

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OOOOOOOHHHHHH

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Oh I have a spear.

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WOOOOOWOOOW

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FAH!

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FRAH!

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PAH

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PAH

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Oh god

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What'd i do? I lost my (???) I lost my (???)

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HAAAHHH, YES! This is how they fought back in the ancient times!

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HUAH SHAH HOOH HOOH

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I love the spear it's *censored* amazing.

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Come on. I have the power of God and anime on my side. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Uh-oh

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My god look at that face!

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I'm dying!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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That was so fun!

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Oh my god!

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Alright guys that's it for me, for now.

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Thank you for leaving a like on this video

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And uhhh...

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sss-Gender fist!

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