WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.720 What's up squad fam?! 00:00:01.740 --> 00:00:03.500 I'm so excited for this game.. 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:08.260 It's made by the same people that made Broforce, Genital Jousting, 00:00:08.440 --> 00:00:10.740 and now they made one for the VR called Gorn. 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:13.720 I tried to get this game working a few days ago, and I'm like, 00:00:13.860 --> 00:00:15.180 " ca- I can't get it to work. 00:00:15.540 --> 00:00:16.900 I can't f*cking get it to work [Censored with a dolphin sound] 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:19.440 I'm not smart enough. Look at my f*cking setup. 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:22.180 This is what it took to get this sh*t to work. 00:00:22.260 --> 00:00:23.640 God bless you, VR, 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:25.620 you really innovated something, didn't you? 00:00:25.620 --> 00:00:26.220 Wow. 00:00:26.220 --> 00:00:28.620 Now if you some reason have a VR device, 00:00:28.620 --> 00:00:30.620 you have to get this game, okay? 00:00:30.620 --> 00:00:32.220 This looks so f*cking fun. 00:00:32.260 --> 00:00:34.920 I watched Jack play it, it's super fun. 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:37.780 I act- I actually recommend checking him playing it out. [good job] 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:41.920 I- If you haven't watched me play it - which you haven't - so check me out first. 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:43.520 I'm more important. You're here now. 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:46.720 Okay, let's just play it. Let's just f*cking play it. I just wanna play it, 00:00:46.720 --> 00:00:49.700 I just really really, really wanna play it. 00:00:50.080 --> 00:00:52.680 Alright so, huh[?], I can change the options over there. 00:00:53.600 --> 00:00:54.260 Uhh 00:00:55.180 --> 00:00:56.700 I don't know, I guess I'll just.. 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:58.480 .. Keep goin into battle? 00:01:01.220 --> 00:01:02.960 Oh my God, I've got a mace now! 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:05.160 King: "Salute me, and you battle!" 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:06.800 I will fight you! 00:01:07.100 --> 00:01:08.840 yEAAAH!! 00:01:09.980 --> 00:01:11.980 wOOOOO! Boom! 00:01:12.160 --> 00:01:15.580 Daddy is hungry, daddy is hungry 00:01:15.580 --> 00:01:16.960 Come on! Come on! 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:19.160 fight meh 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:23.260 I have the power of God and Anime by my side!! 00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:25.080 [The enemy grunts.] 00:01:26.300 --> 00:01:28.240 aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A A A A A A 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:30.260 Throw it!! 00:01:30.260 --> 00:01:31.180 [The unconscious swole man grunts] 00:01:31.380 --> 00:01:31.900 Got 'em!! 00:01:31.900 --> 00:01:33.580 Oh, God. Oh, God. 00:01:33.620 --> 00:01:36.080 [Pewds grunts.] 00:01:36.100 --> 00:01:37.540 Don't catch me. 00:01:37.700 --> 00:01:38.920 I have the power- 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:41.620 Swole man: The king [??] [audience is laughing] 00:01:41.620 --> 00:01:43.030 No 00:01:43.030 --> 00:01:44.380 block 00:01:44.380 --> 00:01:51.659 Blocked, blocked again again what you gonna do-OH block block- I just hit something.. 00:01:52.570 --> 00:01:54.570 ah we're fine 00:01:56.260 --> 00:01:58.709 yes, yes, ah 00:02:00.430 --> 00:02:04.290 Goddamn I'm good at this. This is a good exercise. I gotta say 00:02:06.370 --> 00:02:09.689 Another one please, this is so fun. What'd I do wrong? 00:02:12.970 --> 00:02:14.970 Where'd it go?! 00:02:15.180 --> 00:02:17.180 Where's my **** 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:18.520 I had a- 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:24.680 It was right there! There was a mace right there- oh he look super dangerous. I'm running. I'm running 00:02:26.140 --> 00:02:28.140 okay, I-I-I-um- 00:02:41.230 --> 00:02:46.830 I think I died... maybe next time we'll pick up the actual weapon. WOO! There we go 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:53.280 Thank you. Yeah, I'm ready where did my weapon last time it just ***ing disappeared 00:02:55.720 --> 00:02:57.720 Come on you F***S 00:03:00.100 --> 00:03:02.780 Who wants some, huh? Who wants some?? 00:03:24.820 --> 00:03:29.480 What'd I say?! Wait for youR F***ING TURN! Oh my God he caught my mace- 00:03:32.019 --> 00:03:36.479 Listen here, boy. Listen here, boy you don't want to mess with me boy- Did he seriously kill me? 00:03:38.950 --> 00:03:40.950 Charging this one.. 00:03:41.300 --> 00:03:43.300 'M charging this one! 00:03:43.670 --> 00:03:46.119 Come on, ah, come on! 00:03:53.390 --> 00:03:55.390 That *ss is mine, that *ss is mine! 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:15.500 Run, run Felix! Run, they're dangerous! F***ing, ah, f***ing punches doesn't always work... 00:04:15.500 --> 00:04:18.200 Alright, let's just take care of this son of a b*** 00:04:18.820 --> 00:04:20.420 How you doing? 00:04:20.440 --> 00:04:22.440 Cool. 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:32.160 You like that, baby? Oh god- 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:41.640 I think he's dead. 00:04:42.380 --> 00:04:44.460 OH no. No, block! 00:04:45.460 --> 00:04:46.620 Yeah I blocked a..[???] 00:04:47.180 --> 00:04:49.480 Block, block, yeah 00:04:53.060 --> 00:05:00.600 C'mere, c'mere, c'mere. Yeah, uh- I killed him, for f***'s sake. You die way too easy in this game 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:08.260 Let's just take this guy out first... 00:05:08.960 --> 00:05:11.200 I'm legit just playing the game at this point 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:16.240 W- [Dolphin noises] 00:05:16.700 --> 00:05:17.960 That's right... 00:05:17.960 --> 00:05:19.040 C'mere... 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:19.760 *grunt* 00:05:19.760 --> 00:05:20.780 *sex noises* 00:05:20.780 --> 00:05:22.620 A FEW MOMENTS LATER 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:28.000 *sex noises* Who's been naughty?*more sex noises* 00:05:28.580 --> 00:05:30.000 Ah sh** there we go 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:32.000 I didn't realize...gimme that sh**.... 00:05:32.620 --> 00:05:34.100 *even more sex noises* 00:05:38.400 --> 00:05:41.020 This... is pretty tough 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:49.720 Come here... come here 00:05:50.820 --> 00:05:52.380 That´s f*cking right WHAT ELSE? 00:05:52.380 --> 00:05:58.800 Anyone f*cking else, are you not entertained. My name is Morpheus, Poodiepiedius 00:05:59.300 --> 00:06:00.820 Ah,sorry, yes 00:06:00.840 --> 00:06:02.840 YOU WANT THIS!!?! 00:06:08.840 --> 00:06:13.900 Yeah, that's what i´m talk... *pewdz hits the wall* that's what I'm talking about 00:07:20.580 --> 00:07:23.960 Are you kidding me? This is so f*cking stupid. 00:07:23.980 --> 00:07:27.040 I'm getting sweaty playing video games what the f*ck I don't like this 00:07:30.060 --> 00:07:31.440 COME ON!! 00:07:32.880 --> 00:07:34.800 This is so f*cking hard 00:08:12.620 --> 00:08:14.620 F*CK YOU!! 00:08:14.620 --> 00:08:16.120 No, stop! 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:17.680 f*cking me! 00:08:18.220 --> 00:08:21.240 bad boy bad F*CKING boy! 00:08:21.760 --> 00:08:23.260 F*ck you I'm done! 00:08:23.260 --> 00:08:25.620 What did I get huh? What did I F*CKING GET?! 00:08:25.620 --> 00:08:28.960 Not a doub- I GOT IT!! F*CK ALL OF YOU! F*CKS!! 00:08:29.200 --> 00:08:31.200 That's f*cking right. 00:08:31.420 --> 00:08:31.920 *sigh of relief* 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:36.500 Thank you, that was so hard my God. 00:08:36.500 --> 00:08:37.000 Yeah! 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:39.960 WOAH!!! 00:08:40.640 --> 00:08:41.940 OHHHHH!!! 00:08:42.880 --> 00:08:44.880 Oh I have a spear! 00:08:45.560 --> 00:08:47.560 WOOooaaAAAHH WOAH! 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:54.420 Frah! Frah! 00:08:54.900 --> 00:08:56.600 Brrah! Brrah! 00:08:56.600 --> 00:08:57.340 Oh god... 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.140 What do I do. 00:08:59.140 --> 00:09:00.500 I lost my equipment. 00:09:00.500 --> 00:09:01.960 I lost my equipment. 00:09:06.060 --> 00:09:07.400 Yeah, yes! 00:09:07.400 --> 00:09:10.460 Thats how they f*cked back in the anchent times 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:13.640 WOAH woah Cha! Woah woah! Whooo Whooo! 00:09:14.560 --> 00:09:16.649 I Love the spear it's f*cking amazing 00:09:21.400 --> 00:09:23.060 Come on. 00:09:23.060 --> 00:09:26.460 I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE 00:09:26.460 --> 00:09:28.340 AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 00:09:32.920 --> 00:09:33.660 Uh oh 00:09:43.460 --> 00:09:47.240 My God look at that face. I'm dying 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:49.649 wOOOAAH! 00:09:49.649 --> 00:09:51.640 That was so fun. Oh 00:09:51.940 --> 00:09:53.520 Oh my god. 00:09:54.500 --> 00:10:03.000 Alright guys, that's it for me for now. Thank you for leaving a like on this video, and uh... gender fist.