Hey! How's it going?
Sisters
Uh.. welcome to the most
loved show in AMERICA
5 Weird Stuff Online
*pixi dust*
and, we have a guest who is honored to be on the show
today
PJ!
PJTHEPILLOW
pillow face guy :3
Everyone remember Pillow Face Guy?
PJ?
I remember pillow face guy from my childhood, I remember all the comics
All the tv shows
Especially the Anime, that was really good, ooh that was very good
What are we doing Felix?
5 weird stuff online, oh cool so we're not doing some impossible game
Like guess the celebrity based on the fart
we're just doing something nice and simple
I know we've done a lot of competitions PJ
And we've handled a lot, I know you've lost a lot
But don't worry (Is that how it went?)But don't worry PJ
This time its not a competition, its all about having fun
Is it, your just, so you don't want it to be a competition
Shhhhh
Okay nah It's cool man, It's cool
This is my time to shine, okay?
Okay, are you ready for item number 1?
Hell Yeah, hit me
I don't think you are ready for item number 1
There's 2 items, ( ooh 1 each) which one do you want?
Um I'll take the box
I think you want this one actually
Um, Ill take the box
What's in the box? I wonder
Okay Sponsored by Amazon
Oh sorry that's not the right one, sorry
Great let's just cut all that
If you think i'm going to put on like a sailor outfit, a little girl sailor moon outfit
(Okay PJ your gonna have to put on this)I'm not putting on the damn sailor moon outfit
Oh wow it looks so good!
Oh wow, this is amazing what is this Felix?
Its an anime school girl outfit but you forgot the skirt
I forgot the skirt, I mean there's no chance, if this doesn't fit how, okay whatever let's try it
Actually the skirt does fit actually
The skirt fits!
How does the skirt fit?
It's so weird that my outfit (hmm weird) I cant find it
Just misplaced it
That's really strange cause usually both of us would wear something Yeah usually that would happen
You look good (thank you) you look really good
As you can see
This the 2017 sailor moon anime lover look
PJ noooo
So what, I thought you said this video is 5 weird things online, this is perfectly normal
That's it yeah, if you wear it like that it's definitely normal
Yeahhh, what's next Felix
Ohh, I don't think your ready for the next one
I am ready for the next one, I mean if this is from your amazon then I know what jack put on that list
Next item (what's next?) Poo Head!
I didn't know you had new product Felix, is this new merch or something, new Pewdiepie merch
Oh yeah, I know I see what you mean that's funny that's real funny
Cause it's shit
Okay here we go Poo Head everybody
Okay so since you already have an outfit on as well
well I've already got enough of an outfit I think Felix I think you need to, I think the people wanna see
Fine
Oh it's a game it's a game
It's a game everybody let's see how many points you can get PJ
I get to throw shit at you, this is on behalf of all the bros this this is for you oh sorry I mean the sisters this is all for you
This hat is ridiculous
C'mon 3 points PJ, Jesus! Ahhhhh
EAR RAPE
Ahhh, Your turn now okay
Your ready for this PJ
Hit me
Dammit
Miss
Yeahhhh
That's a hit
Dammit
You hit the wall
How many points, how many points?
200 POINTS!
Next Item
What is this a Vaporgun
It just says don't eat it
Don't eat it oh okay well
What is this, this is like fish eggs
eww
ahhhhhh
What's it gonna, I'm interested, I wonder what it's gonna shoot
I'm very intrigued
ahhhhh
I missed everything
It's working It's working, alright
This is why we need Michael to clean up
MICHAEL! Come clean up
Come back from Romania
Any last words
I'm scared cause like I don't know the power
Lock and load baby
It's not working!
You ready?
Yeah I'm ready I'm ready
Shoot SHOOOT!
Ahhhhhh
Was that it
That was it
It doesn't shoot vapor
It just shoots little gooey balls
I was expecting like waves of Vapour
Right right
Next item
Next item yeahh
Have you ever grown a poo?
Um not that I'm aware of
It's time to grow a poo everybody
What?
What
This is, What's up with all the shit themed gifts, Felix?
I don't know what to tell you man
This takes 72 hours
It's one of those grow your own friends
Have you run out of friends ,Felix? That you now need to grow your own shitty friend
It's time to grow the poo, PJ
Ah okay how does it feel, is it like a rubbery kind of texture right?
Oh no it's kind of, okay
Well, the way they showed it was to put it in the toilet
Really?
But then I can't use a toilet for 72 hours
Yeah, who thought this was gonna be a good idea
Next Item!
That really is a shit item Felix
What is this?
This looks amazing
I know, have you ever played hot potato?
Oh for fuck sake is it, Noooo nooooo
Of the 21st century
Noooo
Is this going to electrocute us?
Oh here we go it's on
So what we're just gonna pass it back and forth?
We're just gonna throw it PJ
Is it on?
Jesus you can't just barely touch it
But that's the whole point of hot potato
This is a hot potato
and I don't wanna touch it, you know
Hey, what the fuck man
it's your game man
I don't think it's on
Just pretend to get shocked
ahhhhhhhhhh
Oh shit ah fuck
Did it get you?
I guess that's what you need to do you need to shake it
Wow what a great item PJ, that was really fun
Yeah
Looks like I lost the one thing I didn't
Oh that's what this was all about you brought me over here to just shock me
I know your weakness PJ
Yeah electric
Item number em
that was the 5th item
item number 5 and a half
Your other weakness fire
do you like to drink PJ?
Um occasionally water can have tea
This is probably the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life
Okay
Face straws
Oh wow!
Okay so how does this amazing invention work
You Unbox it I'll go get us drinks
Hell yeah
Help he is holding me against my will
What did he say to you don't lie to me
He's speaking lies
Let's see, we've got quite a variety
We have
oh they're double sided as well
This looks quite good
These are gross why would you want these
How does it work
uh you put the straw through it
oh yeah that's nice let me do it
okay, alright I was sceptical but that's kinda funny
That's funny right
This is so lame
Wow PJ
With that outfit
and those lips man
Next Item!
Just wait until you see the Face Mats
I say I say I say
Felix is a minified potty
we've got 1, 2 more items
What have we got ,oh wow a childs toy
Is that what the channels come to?
Are we going back to what was his name? the boy that reviewed stuff?
Ryan's toy review
Hey what's going on
It looks like you could use nose wax
Excuse me?
It looks like you could use a little bit of uhm nose wax
Yeah cause I'm the hairier one out of the 2
What is this, what happened to the wack-a-mole toy?
Don't worry about it
I was so excited to play it!!
The mouse king?
Wait what?
Oh Jesus you knocked the batteries out!
How is this for kids
Felix has bought this with his own money
And as we all know he is low on money if we are going to get some enjoyment out of this
Next item!
So the nose wax
Uhm alright
What?
What makes you think this would be is weird?
Slows hair regrowth
What how, what are we going to do?
what are we going to do Felix? what do you think is gonna happen
9 out of 10 people say it's painless
Okay so you do the nostrils with this one
Yeah, Noo
We are far from Ryan's toy reviews here
This the best part of the set
Yeah seriously throw the rest away
wow that's
Pretty good
Now I look like a school girl!
The Vapour gun was the only one I saw thought there was potential
and then let me down everything just let me down immediately
what type of a nose wax kit comes with a moustache
Hell Yeahh!!
What's even the point of this?
Is what I wanna know
Should of just played the impossible game
Join us next time for 5 weird stuff online
For the most loved show in America
Hell Yeahh!
Thank you PJ for coming on as guest
The rest of the world hates this show, Only America
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And remember to smile