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Hey! How's it going?

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Sisters

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Uh.. welcome to the most

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loved show in AMERICA

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5 Weird Stuff Online

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*pixi dust*

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and, we have a guest who is honored
to be on the show

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today

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PJ!

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PJTHEPILLOW

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pillow face guy :3

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Everyone remember Pillow Face Guy?

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PJ?

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I remember pillow face guy from my childhood, I remember all the comics

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All the tv shows

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Especially the Anime, that was really good, ooh that was very good

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What are we doing Felix?

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5 weird stuff online, oh cool so we're not doing some impossible game

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Like guess the celebrity based on the fart

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we're just doing something nice and simple

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I know we've done a lot of competitions PJ

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And we've handled a lot, I know you've lost a lot

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But don't worry (Is that how it went?)But don't worry PJ

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This time its not a competition, its all about having fun

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Is it, your just, so you don't want it to be a competition

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Shhhhh

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Okay nah It's cool man, It's cool

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This is my time to shine, okay?

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Okay, are you ready for item number 1?

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Hell Yeah, hit me

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I don't think you are ready for item number 1

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There's 2 items, ( ooh 1 each) which one do you want?

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Um I'll take the box

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I think you want this one actually

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Um, Ill take the box

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What's in the box? I wonder

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Okay Sponsored by Amazon

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Oh sorry that's not the right one, sorry

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Great let's just cut all that

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If you think i'm going to put on like a sailor outfit, a little girl sailor moon outfit

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(Okay PJ your gonna have to put on this)I'm not putting on the damn sailor moon outfit

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Oh wow it looks so good!

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Oh wow, this is amazing what is this Felix?

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Its an anime school girl outfit but you forgot the skirt

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I forgot the skirt, I mean there's no chance, if this doesn't fit how, okay whatever let's try it

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Actually the skirt does fit actually

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The skirt fits!

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How does the skirt fit?

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It's so weird that my outfit (hmm weird) I cant find it

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Just misplaced it

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That's really strange cause usually both of us would wear something
Yeah usually that would happen

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You look good (thank you) you look really good

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As you can see

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This the 2017 sailor moon anime lover look

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PJ noooo

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So what, I thought you said this video is  5 weird things online, this is perfectly normal

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That's it yeah, if you wear it like that it's definitely normal

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Yeahhh, what's next Felix

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Ohh, I don't think your ready for the next one

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I am ready for the next one, I mean if this is from your amazon then I know what jack put on that list

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Next item (what's next?) Poo Head!

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I didn't know you had new product Felix, is this new merch or something, new Pewdiepie merch

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Oh yeah, I know I see what you mean that's funny that's real funny

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Cause it's shit

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Okay here we go Poo Head everybody

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Okay so since you already have an outfit on as well

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well I've already got enough of an outfit I think Felix I think you need to, I think the people wanna see

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Fine

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Oh it's a game it's a game

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It's a game everybody let's see how many points you can get PJ

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I get to throw shit at you, this is on behalf of all the bros this this is for you oh sorry I mean the sisters this is all for you

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This hat is ridiculous

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C'mon 3 points PJ, Jesus! Ahhhhh

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EAR RAPE

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Ahhh, Your turn now okay

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Your ready for this PJ

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Hit me

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Dammit

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Miss

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Yeahhhh

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That's a hit

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Dammit

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You hit the wall

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How many points, how many points?

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200 POINTS!

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Next Item

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What is this a Vaporgun

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It just says don't eat it

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Don't eat it oh okay well

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What is this, this is like fish eggs

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eww

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ahhhhhh

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What's it gonna, I'm interested, I wonder what it's gonna shoot

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I'm very intrigued

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ahhhhh

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I missed everything

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It's working It's working, alright

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This is why we need Michael to clean up

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MICHAEL! Come clean up

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Come back from Romania

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Any last words

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I'm scared cause like I don't know the power

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Lock and load baby

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It's not working!

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You ready?

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Yeah I'm ready I'm ready

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Shoot SHOOOT!

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Ahhhhhh

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Was that it

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That was it

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It doesn't shoot vapor

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It just shoots little gooey balls

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I was expecting like waves of Vapour

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Right right

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Next item

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Next item yeahh

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Have you ever grown a poo?

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Um not that I'm aware of

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It's time to grow a poo everybody

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What?

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What

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This is, What's up with all the shit themed gifts, Felix?

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I don't know what to tell you man

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This takes 72 hours

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It's one of those grow your own friends

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Have you run out of friends ,Felix? That you now need to grow your own shitty friend

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It's time to grow the poo, PJ

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Ah okay how does it feel, is it like a rubbery kind of texture right?

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Oh no it's kind of, okay

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Well, the way they showed it was to put it in the toilet

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Really?

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But then I can't use a toilet for 72 hours

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Yeah, who thought this was gonna be a good idea

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Next Item!

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That really is a shit item Felix

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What is this?

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This looks amazing

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I know, have you ever played hot potato?

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Oh for fuck sake is it, Noooo nooooo

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Of the 21st century

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Noooo

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Is this going to electrocute us?

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Oh here we go it's on

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So what we're just gonna pass it back and forth?

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We're just gonna throw it PJ

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Is it on?

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Jesus you can't just barely touch it

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But that's the whole point of hot potato

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This is a hot potato

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and I don't wanna touch it, you know

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Hey, what the fuck man

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it's your game man

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I don't think it's on

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Just pretend to get shocked

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ahhhhhhhhhh

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Oh shit ah fuck

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Did it get you?

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I guess that's what you need to do you need to shake it

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Wow what a great item PJ, that was really fun

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Yeah

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Looks like I lost the one thing I didn't

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Oh that's what this was all about you brought me over here to just shock me

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I know your weakness PJ

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Yeah electric

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Item number em

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that was the 5th item

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item number 5 and a half

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Your other weakness fire

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do you like to drink PJ?

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Um occasionally water can have tea

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This is probably the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in my life

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Okay

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Face straws

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Oh wow!

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Okay so how does this amazing invention work

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You Unbox it I'll go get us drinks

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Hell yeah

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Help he is holding me against my will

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What did he say to you don't lie to me

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He's speaking lies

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Let's see, we've got quite a variety

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We have

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oh they're double sided as well

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This looks quite good

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These are gross why would you want these

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How does it work

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uh you put the straw through it

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oh yeah that's nice let me do it

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okay, alright I was sceptical but that's kinda funny

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That's funny right

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This is so lame

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Wow PJ

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With that outfit

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and those lips man

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Next Item!

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Just wait until you see the Face Mats

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I say I say I say

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Felix is a minified potty

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we've got 1, 2 more items

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What have we got ,oh wow a childs toy

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Is that what the channels come to?

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Are we going back to what was his name? the boy that reviewed stuff?

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Ryan's toy review

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Hey what's going on

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It looks like you could use nose wax

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Excuse me?

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It looks like you could use a little bit of uhm nose wax

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Yeah cause I'm the hairier one out of the 2

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What is this, what happened to the wack-a-mole toy?

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Don't worry about it

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I was so excited to play it!!

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The mouse king?

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Wait what?

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Oh Jesus you knocked the batteries out!

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How is this for kids

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Felix has bought this with his own money

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And as we all know he is low on money if we are going to get some enjoyment out of this

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Next item!

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So the nose wax

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Uhm alright

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What?

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What makes you think this would be  is weird?

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Slows hair regrowth

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What how, what are we going to do?

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what are we going to do Felix? what do you think is gonna happen

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9 out of 10 people say it's painless

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Okay so you do the nostrils with this one

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Yeah, Noo

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We are far from Ryan's toy reviews here

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This the best part of the set

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Yeah seriously throw the rest away

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wow that's

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Pretty good

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Now I look like a school girl!

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The Vapour gun was the only one I saw thought there was potential

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and then let me down everything just let me down immediately

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what type of a nose wax kit comes with a moustache

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Hell Yeahh!!

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What's even the point of this?

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Is what I wanna know

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Should of just played the impossible game

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Join us next time for 5 weird stuff online

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For the most loved show in America

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Hell Yeahh!

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Thank you PJ for coming on as guest

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The rest of the world hates this show, Only America

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Oh sorry, Leave a like everybody

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Check out PJ's Channel

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And remember to smile