WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.840 Felix: Hey, how's it going, sisters?? 00:00:01.840 --> 00:00:03.820 Uh, welcome to the most.... 00:00:03.820 --> 00:00:05.760 loved show in America 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:07.360 5 Weird Stuff Online (Wheel of Fortune) 00:00:07.500 --> 00:00:08.240 *Dil-Dng!* 00:00:08.440 --> 00:00:14.680 And, we have a guest who has the honor to be on the show today, PJ! PJ the pillow! 00:00:14.680 --> 00:00:15.940 PJ: The pillow-face guy 00:00:16.140 --> 00:00:18.880 Felix: Everyone remember pillow face guy, Pete? 00:00:18.880 --> 00:00:21.200 PJ: I remember Pillow Face guy from my childhood. 00:00:21.200 --> 00:00:23.640 I remember all the comics; all the TV shows- 00:00:23.640 --> 00:00:24.360 Felix: Especially the anime. 00:00:24.360 --> 00:00:25.060 That was really good 00:00:25.060 --> 00:00:26.420 PJ: Ooh! That was very good. 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:28.220 What are we doing, Felix? 00:00:28.220 --> 00:00:30.280 Felix: 5 weird stuff onliiiiiiine 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:35.000 PJ: Oh cool. So we're not doing some impossible game like guess the celebrity based on the fart 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:37.120 We're just doing something nice and simple. 00:00:37.120 --> 00:00:40.760 Felix: I know we've done a lot of competitions PJ. I know we butt headed a lot. 00:00:40.770 --> 00:00:42.770 Oh, yeah, I know you lost a lot 00:00:43.180 --> 00:00:45.800 Is that how it went? Hmm... 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:48.869 Don't worry, but don't worry PJ. This time. It's not a competition okay may be all about having fun 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:54.270 PJ: Is it, you're just scared so you don't want it to be a competition. Okay? Thats cool, man, thats cool. 00:00:54.270 --> 00:00:59.399 We'll do a- Felix: My time to shine okay, okay? Are you ready for the item number one? PJ: Hell? Yeah, hit me 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:03.029 Felix: I don't think you're ready for item number one. There's two items- PJ: Ooh, one each! 00:01:03.640 --> 00:01:07.049 Felix:Which one do you want ? PJ: Which I'll - uh, I'll take the box 00:01:08.320 --> 00:01:13.300 Felix: I think you want this one actually. PJ: I'll take the box- Felix: if you want whats in the box. 00:01:13.300 --> 00:01:14.200 Whats in the box? 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:17.200 PJ: What's in the box? I wonder. 00:01:17.360 --> 00:01:18.880 What's in the fucking box?! 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.100 PJ: Okay, sponsered by Amazon. Felix: Oh, sorry, thats not the right one 00:01:21.100 --> 00:01:21.980 PJ: Oh- 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:22.560 *laugh* 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:25.040 PJ: Great. Let's cut all that. *laughs* 00:01:26.780 --> 00:01:30.420 PJ: If you think I'm gonna put on like a sailor outfit- little girl Sailor Moon outfit 00:01:30.620 --> 00:01:34.860 Felix: You have to- PJ: Yeah, no, I'm not putting on the f- damn Sailor Moon outfit. 00:01:35.220 --> 00:01:41.360 Felix: Oh- Wow, it looks so good. PJ: Wow this is amazing. What is it, Felix? 00:01:41.520 --> 00:01:45.450 Felix: It's an anime school girl, but you forgot the skirt- PJ: I forgot the skirt 00:01:45.450 --> 00:01:49.860 I mean, there's no chance that if this doesn't fit. How - okay, whatever 00:01:50.650 --> 00:01:53.100 Okay,- nice skirt 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:55.100 Okay, so actually the skirt does fit, actually 00:01:55.100 --> 00:01:56.380 Felix: The skirt fits *giggle* 00:01:56.380 --> 00:01:57.600 PJ: How does the skirt fit? 00:01:57.600 --> 00:02:00.604 Felix: that's so weird that I- that my outfit- 00:02:00.604 --> 00:02:02.140 PJ: Mmm, weird, yeah... 00:02:02.140 --> 00:02:02.640 Felix: I can't find it. 00:02:03.080 --> 00:02:04.620 PJ: Just misplaced it. Felix: That's really strange. PJ: Uh-huh, here's me 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:06.060 Felix: Because usually, both of us would wear something. 00:02:06.060 --> 00:02:08.579 PJ: Yeah usually, that would happen. 00:02:08.580 --> 00:02:09.380 That would- 00:02:10.060 --> 00:02:13.480 You look good. Thank you. You look really good. As you can see 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:22.889 This is the 2017 Sailor Moon anime leather look 00:02:24.660 --> 00:02:26.100 PJ NO! 00:02:26.320 --> 00:02:30.570 So what this is I thought you said this video is five weird things online. 00:02:30.570 --> 00:02:32.120 This is, uh, perfectly normal 00:02:32.160 --> 00:02:35.280 That's it, yeah. If you're wearing like that its definitely normal. 00:02:35.480 --> 00:02:36.040 Yyyyyyeeeahhhhhh 00:02:36.220 --> 00:02:40.920 What's next, Felix? Oh, I don't think you're ready for next one. I'm ready for next 00:02:40.940 --> 00:02:46.220 I mean if this is off your Amazon, I know what Jack put on that list- next item! What's next? 00:02:46.960 --> 00:02:47.980 Poo Head! 00:02:48.260 --> 00:02:53.000 I didn't know you had a new product, Felix. This new merch or something? New Pewdiepie merch? 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:56.240 Oh yeah, no, I see what you mean, that's funny. That's real funny. 00:02:56.240 --> 00:02:58.200 Cause it's shit. 00:02:58.200 --> 00:02:59.560 *Ha-ha* 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:00.580 "Savage" 00:03:00.580 --> 00:03:02.240 Okay, there we go. Poo head, everybody. 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:02.800 Okay 00:03:02.900 --> 00:03:06.700 So, since you already have an outfit on, I think you should put it on as well. 00:03:06.980 --> 00:03:08.480 Well, I've already got enough of an outfit. 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:10.980 I think, Felix, you need to...I think the people want to see...*runs out of bullshit* 00:03:10.980 --> 00:03:11.980 Right 00:03:11.980 --> 00:03:14.800 Is this a-oh it's a game. It's a game everybody .Oh, okay. 00:03:14.800 --> 00:03:17.140 Let's see how many points you can get PJ. 00:03:17.140 --> 00:03:18.600 I get to throw shit at you 00:03:18.620 --> 00:03:21.640 On behalf of all the bros, this is for you. 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:24.520 Sorry, the sisters. This is all for you guys. 00:03:24.620 --> 00:03:26.220 This hat is ridiculous. 00:03:26.220 --> 00:03:28.460 Come on! Three points, PJ! *miss* 00:03:28.660 --> 00:03:30.660 JEEEZUS *hits* 00:03:30.660 --> 00:03:31.360 AHHHH! 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:32.640 *anime noises* 00:03:33.600 --> 00:03:34.480 NANI?! 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:39.840 *rip* 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:46.000 AHHHHHHHHHHH 00:03:46.180 --> 00:03:48.017 It's your turn now, okay? 00:03:48.017 --> 00:03:49.339 Ready for this PJ? 00:03:49.339 --> 00:03:49.839 HIT ME 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:51.940 Damn it! 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:52.900 Miss 00:03:53.200 --> 00:03:54.420 YEAH! 00:03:54.430 --> 00:03:55.400 That's a hit. 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:55.960 DAMMIT! 00:03:55.960 --> 00:03:57.400 You hit the wall... 00:03:57.560 --> 00:03:58.840 How many points? How many-- 00:03:58.860 --> 00:03:59.700 200 POINTS! 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:02.580 NEXT ITEM 00:04:02.980 --> 00:04:04.260 What is this? A vapor gun? 00:04:04.460 --> 00:04:05.820 It just says, like, don't eat it. 00:04:05.900 --> 00:04:07.100 Don't eat - Oh, okay. Well... 00:04:07.100 --> 00:04:09.020 What is this? 00:04:09.020 --> 00:04:10.620 Its like, uh, fish eggs. 00:04:10.620 --> 00:04:11.480 Eww 00:04:11.480 --> 00:04:12.440 Load 'em up... 00:04:12.440 --> 00:04:13.240 Eww--AHHH 00:04:13.240 --> 00:04:17.540 What's it gonna-I'm interested-I don't know what this is gonna shoot, but I'm very intrigued. 00:04:18.140 --> 00:04:20.880 AHHHHHH--I missed everything. 00:04:20.880 --> 00:04:23.480 Its okay, thats working, its working, its working! Alright. 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:25.360 This is why we need Michael to clean up. 00:04:25.520 --> 00:04:26.020 Michael! 00:04:26.900 --> 00:04:27.620 Come clean up! 00:04:27.700 --> 00:04:29.280 Come back from Romania! 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:31.540 Any last words? 00:04:31.540 --> 00:04:34.120 I-I'm scared, 'cause like, I don't know the power either. 00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:35.540 We should have tested-- 00:04:35.540 --> 00:04:37.540 *Rick Grimes* Lock and load, baby. *hiss* 00:04:37.820 --> 00:04:39.820 Its not working--oh come on*click* 00:04:41.060 --> 00:04:41.660 You ready? 00:04:41.660 --> 00:04:42.440 Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready! 00:04:42.540 --> 00:04:43.720 You ready to die? 00:04:43.720 --> 00:04:45.040 AHHHHH 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:45.680 Was that it? 00:04:45.700 --> 00:04:46.400 That was it? 00:04:46.400 --> 00:04:48.400 *disappointed* It doesn't shoot vapor. 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:51.160 It just shoots...little gooey balls 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:54.640 I was expecting like waves of vapor... 00:04:54.640 --> 00:04:56.100 Right, right. Next item! 00:04:56.100 --> 00:04:57.420 Next item! 00:04:57.540 --> 00:05:00.120 Do you--Have you ever grown a poo? 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.200 Ummm...not that I'm aware of. 00:05:02.200 --> 00:05:04.180 It's time grow a poo, everybody. 00:05:04.340 --> 00:05:05.420 WHAT 00:05:05.680 --> 00:05:10.520 This is...what's with all the shit-themed gifts, Felix? 00:05:10.820 --> 00:05:14.080 Well...I thought you might...I had PJ on and I thought... 00:05:14.080 --> 00:05:15.300 This takes 72 hours. 00:05:15.540 --> 00:05:16.340 NANI?! 00:05:16.500 --> 00:05:18.500 Yeah, its one of those "grow-your-own-friends." 00:05:19.880 --> 00:05:25.120 Have you run out of friends, Felix, that you now need to grow...your own...shitty friend. 00:05:25.120 --> 00:05:26.860 It's time to grow the poo, PJ! 00:05:27.650 --> 00:05:31.720 Okay, how does it feel? Oh is it-It's like a rubbery kind of texture right? 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:34.200 Oh no, its kind of--okay. 00:05:34.200 --> 00:05:37.860 Well they--the way they showed it was that you're supposed to put it in the toilet. 00:05:37.860 --> 00:05:38.420 REALLY 00:05:38.420 --> 00:05:41.320 But then I can't use the toilet for 72 hours... 00:05:41.320 --> 00:05:44.460 Yeah--What? Who thought this would be a good idea? 00:05:44.460 --> 00:05:46.220 NEXT ITEM! 00:05:46.220 --> 00:05:48.220 That really is, a SHIT item, Felix. 00:05:48.220 --> 00:05:52.740 *no regret* 00:05:52.900 --> 00:05:55.640 What is this? This looks amazing! 00:05:55.640 --> 00:05:58.260 The--I know. Have you ever played hot potato? 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:00.860 Oh for fuck's sake. Is just gonna--No...NO! 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:02.184 Of the 21st century? 00:06:02.184 --> 00:06:04.880 NO! Is this gonna electrocute us? 00:06:05.080 --> 00:06:05.820 Nahhh... 00:06:05.820 --> 00:06:07.520 Oop, there we go. Okay, its on. Okay. 00:06:07.520 --> 00:06:09.340 So what, we're just gonna pass it back and forth? 00:06:09.340 --> 00:06:12.500 We're just gonna-- we're just gonna throw it, PJ. 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:18.520 JESUS you can't just barely touch it! 00:06:18.600 --> 00:06:21.600 But that's the whole point of hot potato. If its a hot potato... 00:06:21.760 --> 00:06:23.640 I don't want to touch it. Ya know... 00:06:25.220 --> 00:06:28.032 Wha--Hey, WTF, man! 00:06:28.032 --> 00:06:29.508 Its your game, man! 00:06:29.508 --> 00:06:32.100 *laughs* I don't think its on... 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:34.560 Just presenting it... 00:06:35.320 --> 00:06:37.320 AHHHHHHHHHHHH 00:06:37.440 --> 00:06:39.440 OH SHIT, AHH F***! 00:06:41.060 --> 00:06:43.060 Did it get you? 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:46.640 I guess that's what you need to do, you need to shake it. 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:49.400 Wow, what a great item, PJ. That was really fun... 00:06:49.540 --> 00:06:50.200 Yeah... 00:06:50.260 --> 00:06:52.920 We're going after than one thing aven oh 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:56.109 That's what this was all about you brought me over 00:06:56.110 --> 00:07:02.380 It just to show your weakness we yeah electric who would have fucking saw are you ready for item number? 00:07:02.810 --> 00:07:09.850 How's the fit isis? I'm gonna number five and a half five okay. Five Ivan all right hit your other weakness fire 00:07:10.190 --> 00:07:15.130 Do you like to drink PJ um occasionally water empty? 00:07:15.380 --> 00:07:20.140 This is probably the most hilarious thing of everything. Okay in my life, okay? Yeah 00:07:21.890 --> 00:07:28.839 Feet speeds cross. Oh wow okay? So how does this house is amazing adventure one box it I'll get 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:31.720 Kelly a drink 00:07:35.740 --> 00:07:37.799 Help he is holding me against my will 00:07:38.860 --> 00:07:40.599 What did he say to you? 00:07:40.599 --> 00:07:43.019 Don't lie to me. He's speaking like 00:07:43.930 --> 00:07:50.159 Let's see what we got we got quite a variety here. We have oh, they're double scientist as well. Uh that's 00:07:51.460 --> 00:07:53.020 a con man 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:54.729 These are grapes 00:07:54.729 --> 00:07:57.538 Why would you want these? How do they work? 00:07:58.360 --> 00:08:00.479 You poke the straw through it. Oh 00:08:01.930 --> 00:08:04.139 That's not Yelling hmM. All right? 00:08:06.250 --> 00:08:11.039 Okay, all right. I was skeptical, but that's kind of funny. That's funny right hmm 00:08:16.810 --> 00:08:21.959 oh wow PJ with that outfit in that ak 00:08:23.229 --> 00:08:24.729 Lexus man 00:08:24.729 --> 00:08:26.729 Okay, next item 00:08:26.949 --> 00:08:31.378 Yeah, just wait until you see their face man. Oh 00:08:35.829 --> 00:08:39.359 Sorry, I'll show y'all sorry felix. Just a mighty fine party 00:08:40.360 --> 00:08:45.539 We got one more ayat to Moorabbin, okay? All right. Well we got oh wow a child's toy 00:08:47.290 --> 00:08:51.570 Yeah, is that what the channels come to we going back to war with his name? 00:08:51.570 --> 00:08:58.950 What was the little boy the reviewed stuff Brian Rivalry knows what else comes to feel like toy real girl? Hey? 00:08:58.950 --> 00:09:02.819 What's kind of you look like you could use a nope no swag excuse me? 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:08.219 You look like you could use a little bit of a yeah cuz I'm the hairier one attitude 00:09:08.350 --> 00:09:13.140 What is this what happened to the whack-A-mole toy don't worry about it. I was so excited to play 00:09:13.810 --> 00:09:15.810 Hang on give me just 00:09:16.959 --> 00:09:18.959 the Mouse King it was 00:09:20.110 --> 00:09:27.180 But you oh, jesus you knocked the batteries out gee the how is this for kids Felix has bought this with his own money 00:09:28.029 --> 00:09:33.749 And as we all know he is low on money. We are going to get some enjoyment out next Adam 00:09:35.820 --> 00:09:37.820 so the nose wax ah 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:39.670 All right 00:09:39.670 --> 00:09:40.959 What? 00:09:40.959 --> 00:09:46.078 What makes you think that this would be weird remove sealed blows hair regrow? 00:09:48.339 --> 00:09:51.179 What how what are we going to do? What are we going to do here? 00:09:51.180 --> 00:09:56.640 What do you think is going to happen now? You know the ten says it's painless okay, so you do the nostrils with this one 00:09:57.310 --> 00:10:01.649 Yeah, no we are far from Ryan's toy reviews here 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:06.510 This is the best part of their yeah seriously throw the rest of throw the rest away. They follow that 00:10:07.329 --> 00:10:09.100 pretty good 00:10:09.100 --> 00:10:10.930 Now I look like a schoolgirl 00:10:10.930 --> 00:10:13.949 The vapor gun was the only one where I sort of thought this could have 00:10:14.020 --> 00:10:16.199 Potential and then let me down everything else 00:10:16.199 --> 00:10:21.809 Just let me down immediately so what kind of notes max kit comes with a mess there. Hell, yeah 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:27.299 What was even the point of this is why I want to know she's played an impossible join us next time for 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:31.500 fair we stuff on land the most loved show in 00:10:32.260 --> 00:10:38.699 America Helen P. Just coming on as a guest the rest of the world hates the show only America. Oh 00:10:40.899 --> 00:10:47.309 Sorry, leave a like everybody if you enjoyed check out PJ and remember to smile