heEEEEEYYYYY
-t's going bros
*shrill af* TOP OF THE MORNING-
*Voice cracks* I tried to do the JackSepticEye
but my voice is not that great
okay, well welcome back everybody for another one
Edgar is here too, I mean Trico... I just died *kill me pls - jaycee*
what a great intro, lets keep going
now, if I've heard *RRR* yet
from my friends, whose also
playing this game, I have friends I know it's unbelieveable
Wooaahh, look at this!
This is pretty! This, I feel like something
bad is gonna happen if you jump
down there. And I'm not talking about the camera angles, okay.
we're getting attacked alright i'll help you Trico
bitch...
That worked! Charge in-to
Thanks game, YOU FUCKING TROLL
m'kay we're getting ATTACKED
Wat do I dewwww
OH...that one has a fucking shield
That...FOCK u
fockin' asshole..
Thats.. AAAH he got me
AAAOWWW
how does he know not to hit me..?
bitch..
That's right.. B)
oh shit....MAH foot
get'em Trico
awh he has a shield again...
he FOCKin ate em
Alright right lets get up on Trico and make s- oh my god
I love how he jumps
SSSSS * OMG ARE U A SNAKE PEWDS!?*
what the fuck is happening
they're dead
they're definitly dead
i don't know
how you don't see this
they're dead
I would get up on his head and do it but he just doesn't..fuck it. Okay.
Oh, he wasn't even dead. What the fuck?
*Pewds laughing* Okay..alright..
I'm back! back in action. I feel great. Now, let's just remove this toothpick..
*rips the feathers??* BAHSHA!! BA!!(??) (is that swedish?)
Okay. Great. I'm glad we did that :) Now.. where were we?
What's happening? Alright so that.. switch he needs to pull down somehow *inaudible*
Woah, look at that! It's so fucking beautiful. This game is amazing.
Okay, so he's looking up there. We need to go up there! I get it! Now, Trico, can you get me up there, buddy?
I'M BACK! with a lot more energy :3 I was so fucking tired yesterday.. =~=
I am stuck at this fucking puzzle
Can you believe I played 10 minutes?
And I was like "nope! I don't know how to solve this." I think I figured it out just as I quit playing this. So let's..
Let's see if my theory is correct.
He's got a spear in his ass. Dude! I am so sorry, bro :( I didn't mean..I didn't see that..
You've been cheating on me huh?! Ahh, there we go ^^
Now, he's gonna do it.
I don't know..that's kinda stupid.. ;-;
He was already doing it. Really? Oh now I get it! xD now I'm doing it :) okay great..now we can get this fucking thing.
Some parts man..that kinda, that kinda pissed me off >:( I think that's kinda stupid =.=
Wow, this is going great.
Okay, now we have a..catapult thing..(?) That's fucking awesome. Who doesn't love a good catapult?
I DON'T!
That's coz you don't have thumbs , you fucking chicken leg (lol wut) WHAT DA FUCK DID YOU SAY?! D:<
What the fuck do you want me to..is he gonna catapult me up?! :O No fucking way.. that's cool tho.. :D
That's fucking awesome.
And he's curious (?) Jesus! Okay..
I see what's gonna happen and that's pretty fucking cool. *laughs* Alright...I'm excited about this one. I hope I don't hit my head.
Come on, boy!
I wanna go to SPACE!
I WANNA GO TO THE MOON!
Oh I'll send ya to fucking Mars! Don't you worry, baby ;)
Okay then.
I'm waiting.
Please... T_T
Thank you!
*noise*
Nice one. You hit it. You really hit it. Good job.
JUST DO IT!
You really starting to make feel like Edgar. Jesus Christ..
YES! YES! YES! DO IT!
There it is! Thank you..
Was that fun?! I wish I could do that.
That looked like a real fun time :) you're welcome, poods :3
You know why..next time just tell me what you wanna do and I'll do it. Jesus Christ.
Shut up! shut up mein.
DA FFT JAVLA-FITTA!
Oh whoaw. There's a lot of levers, I didn't realize
Ah, fuck it. Let's open all of them. You know what? Fuck it.
Life's handing you-you levers,
So make-um doors open
Hopefully there's nothing bad in this..
Hey, let's pick this one! This one has green on it.
This looks pretty. It's a bird..
It's a mini bird! Ahh, it's so bright >_<
OH! now Trico can come.
Oh my god! Ahh.. it's so bright..*pewds are you a dracula?* Ohh..*sniffs*
Is an asshole talking to me? Oh wait there it is!
Okay, great..Trico good, good one!
Here's Pewdie! No.. wait! that's you xD okay, great.. Awesome ~=w=~
Let's gooooo in one of these!
R.I.P. Akari. Tired cuz doing captions for like an hour. Peace yo. Will continue, I guess?
(Rhys Le Pretentieux will take on from here then, Akari)
That doesnt look like its right
Lets go, no, that not (in here?)
THIS ONE IT IS!
For Sure, I'm sure of it, Great.
AH ITS SO BRIGHT
BUT SO PRETTY (YASS)
*Trico crying*
I'm coming, Jesus Christ!
Oh, my feet are getting slippery
Look at this-it's so cool!
I just love the heights and the scenery in this game
I just love it
I cannot have enough of it
I feel like you can take a screenshot at any moment and its just...
It just feels like-uh
wallpaper
what are you doing?
I'm gonna go on top of you, cause I don't fucking trust anything
What, you don't trust me?
This game is about trust!
Come on, just go..
There's dank weed over there! (XD)
"Where?"
*sniff*
"Where?"
"Pleess"
"I havent smoked in dayss"
Its been twenty minutes
Do the jump, Trico
OH BOY, THATS A TRICKY ONE TRICO, BE CAREFUL NOW!
"Here I go, Here I go..YEEP!"
very nice..
you did good, boy..
What are you doing?
Is he goin' up again?
No, we're goin' up again, go in.
okay, okay
Cave plesss, Kay fine, I'll go..
You can sit there and FART!
"SHUDDUP! MAYBE I HAD BEANS!?"
A *inaudible* burger can make me fart man
Thats hilarious, okay *chuckle*
I told you! There's water part coming up
I KNEW it. I FOkkin Knew it *austrailian* mate
*austrailian accent* What have we got here?
Its pretty. Everything is pretty.
Except Trico's butthole!
Have you guys noticed? When he jumps up his his tail goes up and you can see his butthole?
I dont know why-ayy look at that, we got some food
"WHOS BEEN A GOOD BOY!? WHOS BEEN A GOOD BOY!?"
OH! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! , ME-ME! ME MINE!
MINE! MINE! THATS MINE!
THATS MINE, GIVE IT TO ME
Aww he wanted me to pet him
Aww I'm so sorry
YOU FUKIN ASSHOL
Look at him, he's so cute!
He changes his behavior a lil bit
Its kinda awesome!
Come on!
NIce
Alright, looks like we need to go up
Oh My God, solving those puzzles? SO EASY
Waay too easy, this game is too easy
OH. MY. GOD
HEY LOOK AT THAT!
THis is cool
WHOOOAAAA
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dive!
Okay..
Hope theres no sharks!
Alright, I can dive now..
Oooh theres something very far down there
Dýou see it?
No coz mah skirt *inaudible
PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPE..PEP!
How do I swim up?
Okay now he's really struggling
I think we need Trico
*calling Trico*
"THATS HOW YOU SOUND PEWDS.. THATS HOW YOU
SOUND LIKE
Alright here we go!
HERE WE GO, IM READY IM READY, ALRIGHT!
ITS BEEN A WHIL-
CANONBAALLLLLL
wHOOAAAAA
OH MY GAWD
OH JESUS
Smells like wet cat now
"Shaddup! Im not a cat, Imma catfishdog!
(Salmon)? (Check)?
okayy
Now you need to go back in Trico
"But Im wet"-is he gonna shake himself up!?
OOOOOOH!
WHAT.THE.FUCK.WAS.THAT?
Okayyy, alright. Back it. Back at it again
Go back in
No! Go back in!
MAN!? Trico? Are you gettin horny? Jeez
Those are growing.. fast!
There it is.. What the fuck thats a (renahm)?
Look at that butthole look at the butthole
There it is thats the butthole I was looking fo'
What is happening right now? (Seriously Pewds?)
Aah he failed :(
Looks kinda like a VHS tape underwater
Its kinda weird
Oh he's sad now.. oh
I didnt pull the lever thats why this didnt fucking work
This is all my fault. Fantastic.
What the Fuck? ARE You Kidding ME?
That was it? Im so stupid.
I-I deserve fuckin spanking.
Hopefully im still hangin on..
See NOW its open. Okay
IM SO SORRY
im AN IDIOT
Im a complete in order fucking moron
Thank you everyone..
For subscribing. And watching this shitty ass, lets play.
IM tryin my best okay? Im sorry
WE DID IT! Wow that was cool
This is how the light reflects
NIce! NIce one pewds..
How 'bout you blame.. your fuckin'self instead of the game huh?
FUckin idiot.
Youre gonna do that shakey thing, ugh
UhhhGH
Jeez When was the last time you took a shower?
"SHADDUP"
"Same as you probab.."
OKay. We managed to swim through there..
I suppose we, Its just jumping time.
Man you drive fast!
There you go
Like a little submarine here
Wait.. You could just do that?
OH MY GOD.. JESUS CHRIST!
"you fuckin pussy"
"I'll wait here"
gotta a take a pee
okay fine. you know what? fine.
If you find some (Heisenberg?) OHMYGOD
What? How did I guess?
HEy! i actually got it, how about that?
WHOS BEEN A GOOD BOY? WHOS BEEN A GOOD BOY?
"OH MA GOD, MEMEMEMEME"
"MEMEME"
How bout i just place it here?
Nailed it.
Aaaaand, it broke.
Ooopsie daisy...
*Kawaii laugh*
You're look- I felt you're judging me a lot this episode, okay?
I am sensing it.
I don't like it.
What's with water temples and video games?
What the FUCK are you doing?
What is happening?
Oh, it's you.
HEEEYYY, what are you doing?!
Splashey-splash!
Can I join?
Okay... Alright...
See? There's a gate there.
"I'm going too!" - Okay, dude, we can't go now. (Let go?)
Fuck sake, it's the exact same puzzle. ;-; ... Just go up.
I didn't ask you to swim down... I really didn't ask for this.
You are so fucking annoying.
How do I swim up?
Well, guess what. You fucking can't, you have to go here.
*Laughs*
I am not swimming, I am dancing! Uh!
Dancing! What up? - Dancing!
*Imitates game noises.* Imagine weird alien noises.
Heyyyy, there's no ladder.
There's the ladder! :D
Oh great. The ladder - it broke.
Maybe if Trico is in the water - the water -
the lever rises?
That's kind of a cool puzzle.
*Video game kid yelling words in a different language*
Jump in! Alright here I go!
CANNON-BALL!
Here we go-here we go- here we go
THAT'S a very cool puzzle, actually.
*Kawaii laugh*
I really liked that one. That's awesome
Hyah, GAH!
Oh, man.
We did it.
This guy does not like to swim up, huh?
It's not his thing.
There you go. You did it, somehow.
Somehow you managed to.
Trico, don't go up! For fuck sake man!
Ya fuckin' wa- Ya fuckin' cat!
Come on in, Trico. The water is so nice!
Lets take our clothes off.
Come one Trico! It's so nice.
Aww you lov- SHUDDUP!
You're not naked!
Come on in! Come on in everbody!
You've done this before!
So cute.
Aw-aw-aw-aw
Okay. Alright.
Now we're gonna dive.
You know where to dive, bro?
I'll point ya.
I'll point ya buddy, you don't have to do a thing - I mean
You have to do everything- I'll just point, actually...
I'm the one that don't - OKAY that's not it, THIS way!
Nooo, this way.
This way... This way...
This way. Okay - OHH You found the barrel!
He found the barrel!
Oh my god, It feels so great!
This way! Thiisss- oh, oww.
Jesus Christ.
He's so cute in the water!
So stupid aswell. I-I think - I didn't think he could get dumber
DON'T go up...
Where's he going?
Not there...
UGHHHHHHH!
Right fookin there! Right fookin there! Right fookin there!
You wanna go right fookin there!
You see there? You wanna go right fookin there!
Right there! You wanna go there and nowhere else!
Go there.
Go. There.
Go there, now.
Go there.
*burps*Go there.
Go there.
Jump.
Oooh my nipples are so hard and crusty, why don't you join me in this bath? ;o
Oh
Well, don't mind if I [unintelligible speaking]
YEES
What is happening?
What?
No-
What??
OH Shit!
NO!
Trico..!
I don't se-
Oh no! :(
I mean, it was obvious we were gunna get separated at some point.
But I'm not emotionally prepared for this.
Trico!