WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:01.220 I did an- OOOPPSIE *with a hmM filter* 00:00:01.220 --> 00:00:05.560 (some music, beware headphone users) 00:00:05.560 --> 00:00:07.480 Ladies and gentlemen 00:00:07.620 --> 00:00:08.300 We got them 00:00:08.540 --> 00:00:11.720 (bunch of pewdiepie and demi lovato drama articles with a pinch of earrape) 00:00:12.040 --> 00:00:14.040 Well I guess it's another meme I killed 00:00:14.120 --> 00:00:16.860 Is it a good defense that it was a deep fried meme? 00:00:17.240 --> 00:00:19.480 Don't make it worse Felix, don't make it worse. 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:22.760 Moving on! Today is today where it's all going down ;-; 00:00:23.680 --> 00:00:29.100 Luckily I'm able to shoot this before the Pewdiepie subreddit, I know it's gonna happen to it okay 00:00:29.100 --> 00:00:31.540 It's not good, so I'm shooting this now 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:33.640 Just to get out of-- out of the way 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:35.640 I know we said no more unoriginal content 00:00:36.380 --> 00:00:38.760 But it's now or never and I'm taking the opportunity 00:00:39.300 --> 00:00:42.220 *in voice only poods can do*: I don't understand what he's talking about Keep it that way, OK. 00:00:42.540 --> 00:00:44.000 Moving on *Claps* 00:00:44.260 --> 00:00:44.920 What is this? (ligma stone) 00:00:45.020 --> 00:00:45.880 Wait, what is this? 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:50.540 "In support of the no meme revolution I encourage you all to just post the pictures of your pet" 00:00:50.660 --> 00:00:51.380 DAMN IT !!! 00:00:51.440 --> 00:00:53.440 You think you can outsmart me? 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:56.380 I'm not even wearing any headphones right now ! 00:00:56.380 --> 00:00:57.660 What're you gonna do??? 00:00:57.660 --> 00:00:59.680 My audience think they're better than me! 00:00:59.760 --> 00:01:04.240 They think "Oh if we don't post any memes under pewdiepie subreddit 00:01:04.240 --> 00:01:06.360 then he'll have to create his own content" 00:01:06.500 --> 00:01:10.860 But the memes about not posting memes are in fact memes ! (mindblown) 00:01:10.860 --> 00:01:12.420 Uh, that's right everybody ! 00:01:12.580 --> 00:01:16.700 I'm lvl 5000 wokeness ! Epic Style ! Like a Bomb ! *distorted pewdiepie is visible to our eyesight* 00:01:16.700 --> 00:01:20.740 Moving on to another great meme, here we go we started off strong 00:01:20.740 --> 00:01:22.400 Jesus Christ ! *family friendly pure swistian felix activated* 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:23.880 Is that a monster? (fetus felix over there) 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:27.060 I was booming even when I was 00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:28.840 17? 16? *Burp* 00:01:29.060 --> 00:01:32.280 I literally wore some girl's glasses so we can make out 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:33.620 Oopsie 00:01:33.780 --> 00:01:34.980 Hmmmmm 00:01:34.980 --> 00:01:38.460 Man I wish there were more bodyguards there, it would've been so beautiful 00:01:38.660 --> 00:01:39.260 Hehe 00:01:39.260 --> 00:01:43.360 Missed opportunity ! Meme correction ! Do it right and do it again ! 00:01:43.440 --> 00:01:48.040 "There are no memes here, Please play Lego Star Wars" 00:01:48.420 --> 00:01:51.380 Good ol' Lego Star Wars "F (family friendly) that Detroit game" 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:54.800 "It better be Lego Star Wars on the Nintendo DS" 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:57.880 Oh Wow ! It's a thing. Be careful what you wish for! 00:01:57.900 --> 00:02:03.500 "Meme locked due to lack of original co-" Come on guys, I need it please.I'm dying here ! 00:02:03.500 --> 00:02:06.240 Alright I need to move past this whole media thing 00:02:06.440 --> 00:02:08.360 Please gimme memes, I beg you ! 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:10.380 I actually thought this was real for a second 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:11.380 "It worked" 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:13.120 "My fans forced me to do it" 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:16.540 Well See there you go, It worked ! Now please post a meme. 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:24.060 "Hey Felix, today was my teacher's last day of working in my school and he is an amazing teacher. At the end of the lesson we did a debate on what's better memes or GIFs." 00:02:24.320 --> 00:02:25.120 JIFs 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:31.940 "Memes obviously and he clapped his hands and shouted MEME REVIEW ! And he looked at me and then said 00:02:32.220 --> 00:02:33.840 But can you do this ! 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:39.400 Well end of story and can you say hi? His name Joshua Hill, because apparently he's watching this" 00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:43.060 Can we post this in the "This totally happened subreddit" ? 00:02:43.060 --> 00:02:44.740 This definitely happened 00:02:44.880 --> 00:02:46.140 Hi Joshua! 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:47.860 *Claps* Meme Review 00:02:48.020 --> 00:02:51.240 Thanks for teaching the 9 year olds of the world 00:02:51.320 --> 00:02:52.040 *Snicker* 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.420 As a 9 yr old that's quite impressive 00:02:54.420 --> 00:02:57.040 "Only people who are not Pewdiepie can see thisssssss" 00:02:57.240 --> 00:02:57.940 DAMN 00:02:58.040 --> 00:03:01.720 STOP IT! This is bullying! This is cybernetic bullying (call bully hunters) 00:03:01.720 --> 00:03:05.360 I will not stand for treating people badly online *Then sit down pewds, you have a $399 chair* 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:08.000 That is one of the worst things you could possibly do... 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:11.260 And I don't understand-- Do you understand how people feel bad You can't - *snickers* 00:03:11.420 --> 00:03:14.360 ''When the video isn't 10 mins long yet" 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:16.080 *some chef music in the bg* Check out ASS everybody! 00:03:16.220 --> 00:03:19.740 It's out on every single console ever *Liar Pewds, It's not out for SteamOs (Linux) and macOS* I think you guys will enjoy 00:03:19.940 --> 00:03:21.720 ''Oh my god, is this Loss?'' 00:03:22.020 --> 00:03:23.280 I saw this one 00:03:23.440 --> 00:03:25.020 Oh my god 00:03:25.020 --> 00:03:26.680 Oh my god, That's beautiful ! 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:29.460 You know what? Loss lives on. How about that ! 00:03:29.700 --> 00:03:32.100 This gets 5000 upvotes 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:33.520 ''No meme here pewds'' 00:03:33.660 --> 00:03:35.360 Oh! Come on ! 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.060 Come on ! 00:03:37.140 --> 00:03:38.420 Why do you hate me? 00:03:38.420 --> 00:03:41.420 What have I done? Have I not gotten enough abuse? 00:03:41.540 --> 00:03:43.060 Can I not get some love? 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:45.800 Daddy wants some love from 9 yr- No wait ! *Pewds realises he's being pedo* 00:03:46.540 --> 00:03:49.500 Just stop it ok? Just stop the cyber bullying ;_; 00:03:49.500 --> 00:03:50.440 I've had enough! 00:03:50.440 --> 00:03:51.340 ''For mama?'' 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:52.860 ''For papa?'' 00:03:53.320 --> 00:03:55.320 ''For Marzia to host LWIAY?'' 00:03:55.540 --> 00:03:57.900 I thought he was sucking on her-- You know what, let's just move on. 00:03:57.980 --> 00:04:00.760 "No meme, just me and some ducks" 00:04:01.200 --> 00:04:03.640 ''Those are some hairy legs for a 9 yr old'' 00:04:03.820 --> 00:04:05.820 Maybe the duck is the 9 yr old? 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:09.280 "Marzia not having any memes to look at, 9 yr olds, 00:04:09.380 --> 00:04:12.720 Only posting pictures of Marzia until she hosts LWIAY" 00:04:12.720 --> 00:04:15.620 Here it is again. You just wanna (chuckles) get rid of me. 00:04:15.620 --> 00:04:19.040 "Instead of Marzia can we had jacksfilms hosts LWIAY?" 00:04:19.280 --> 00:04:22.740 Uh, he does it every single day, okay? And I've had enough 00:04:22.740 --> 00:04:29.980 "If we make Marzia meme, PewDiePie can't make meme review anymore because he don't want to kill his fiance" 00:04:29.980 --> 00:04:31.980 Don't test me, buddy. I me- (chuckles) 00:04:32.440 --> 00:04:37.720 "If this is successful, we will have infinite original content" 00:04:38.080 --> 00:04:42.960 You know what? You know what, I would be mad, but I'm also proud for the deeper level thinking. 00:04:43.080 --> 00:04:48.680 This is what I'm trying to accomplish in this channel. For 9 yr olds to think a little more higher. 00:04:48.680 --> 00:04:51.420 Th-The extra step, the extra mile 00:04:51.420 --> 00:04:53.420 I'm crying right now, because I'm in fear. 00:04:53.420 --> 00:04:54.840 *pffft* 00:04:55.120 --> 00:05:03.700 "I really do believe that Pewds is underrated, despite being the most popular YouTuber. He's one of the most genuine people on this platform. 00:05:03.700 --> 00:05:08.080 It's really underappreciated that he's stayed humble and true to himself after 8 years of making videos" 00:05:08.080 --> 00:05:14.540 I feel like this is a very nice comment, but I feel like you're not up to speed with what's going on out there, okay? 00:05:14.540 --> 00:05:20.760 I'm a horrible memer. I post deep fried memes, like a boss. Not like a boss 00:05:20.760 --> 00:05:23.660 Okay, I don't deserve this compliment. Please. 00:05:23.660 --> 00:05:26.840 Take it away. Give it to someone else that's more worth it. 00:05:26.840 --> 00:05:30.220 "Just saw this and had to--" I've seen this before! 00:05:30.220 --> 00:05:34.800 Honestly, one of the reason I wanted to play beyond (its detroit bh poods '_>') , was just to get the memes 00:05:35.740 --> 00:05:37.740 And I still don't get them. 00:05:38.080 --> 00:05:39.180 *help mee* *ded inside* 00:05:39.340 --> 00:05:41.880 "Let Marzia host LWIAY" 00:05:42.060 --> 00:05:49.060 Ok, fine. 500k likes, Marzia, will host the next, LWIAY. And that's a promise. 00:05:49.060 --> 00:05:53.300 But then, you have to keep posting memes. *spits hand* Deal? 00:05:53.300 --> 00:05:57.740 *spits moar pew juice* Deal? I know you're just being ridiculous 00:05:57.740 --> 00:06:04.400 "Since memes get downvoted *starts to laugh*, here's the view from my hike today" 00:06:04.400 --> 00:06:06.600 Wow. What a great view, everyone. *clap* 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:08.360 *clappity clap* 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:13.020 Smash like. Who needs memes? *clap* This is great. *clap* This is phenomenal 00:06:13.020 --> 00:06:15.440 Is there a LOSS in here somewhere? *laughs* 00:06:15.440 --> 00:06:21.020 "If Marzia is subscribed to Pewds, then doesn't it make Pewds engaged to a 9--" NO! 00:06:21.020 --> 00:06:23.340 (feat Jordan) Stop it. Get some help. 00:06:23.340 --> 00:06:25.340 "No meme--" God dammit 00:06:25.340 --> 00:06:31.120 Please, puhlease. I need this video to get to 10 minutes. Somehow. 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.420 Ple-- Aw, my eyes, Jesus Christ! 00:06:34.420 --> 00:06:38.760 "This Felix guy should make a YouTube channel. He's really funny" 00:06:38.760 --> 00:06:43.900 This comment gets reposted on every, single, Marzia video that I'm in. 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:51.060 You're telling ME, THAT I don't post original content? Oh, we're equally bad here 00:06:51.060 --> 00:06:56.280 Let's face it. We're both scum. We're both the lowest degenerates of the earth. 00:06:56.280 --> 00:07:00.600 Posting PewDiePie memes, like, what are we doing here? *chuckles* 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.120 Is there not anything better that we could be doing? 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:07.860 "Brad host LWIAY and Pewds edit it"? Uh, no *laughs* 00:07:08.060 --> 00:07:15.760 "Are we posting pets here now? This good boi is 63 in dog years" I've seen this photo before. Are you guys reposting? 00:07:15.760 --> 00:07:18.520 Hey look, Edgar, you've finally have a friend. How about that? (edgar :no u) 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:23.560 "How can Marzia hosts LWIAY if there are no memes on the subreddit?" (hmmMMm) 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:29.700 Well, since Marzia's going to review it next week, why don't we just, make it a Marzia related meme? 00:07:29.900 --> 00:07:38.080 *Marzia edition LWIAY intro song* 00:07:38.460 --> 00:07:45.340 *claps* That's nice. Alright, we'll have that as intro next week. Thank you, poserroser. Very cool 00:07:45.340 --> 00:07:49.820 "Marzia will be hosting LWIAY in the next episode" This is a faker-diker! 00:07:49.820 --> 00:07:51.880 But it's also true, so it's okay 00:07:51.880 --> 00:07:54.500 "Nothing stands in the way of the 9 year old army" 00:07:54.500 --> 00:07:56.100 "Skylol on lwiay:check 00:07:56.100 --> 00:07:57.280 Detroit gameplay: check" 00:07:57.360 --> 00:08:02.320 I guess, you know, I've completely overrun by my audience here. 00:08:02.340 --> 00:08:04.100 This is not even my channel anymore, 00:08:04.100 --> 00:08:06.780 they don't even want me here, so I don't even want me really know what I'm doing here. 00:08:07.520 --> 00:08:13.600 "Since everyone agreed to not post any memes, I'm gonna post this cute cat" Great, thank you. 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:19.160 "#throwback, I went to the bathroom and almost had a heart attack, Felix" 00:08:20.440 --> 00:08:26.160 "I see you met Jerry.." Hey, an army of Jerries, everybody. It's happening. 00:08:26.420 --> 00:08:32.200 Hey, that's really cool. It's not a meme, but, you know, I'll take it. Thank you very much, finger_year 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:33.200 Finger y-- 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:36.160 "What if everyone just posted pictures of--" My God, STAHP! 00:08:36.640 --> 00:08:39.060 I had a rough day, okay? Please? 00:08:39.060 --> 00:08:41.060 "Having Marzia host LWIAY" 00:08:41.060 --> 00:08:47.060 "Having Dr. Phil host LWIAY" Yes, of course. This is only the natural progression 00:08:47.060 --> 00:08:49.700 Dr. Phil, if you're watching, it would be my honor. 00:08:49.700 --> 00:08:51.700 "I want Pewds to explain this" 00:08:51.700 --> 00:08:58.480 Well, you see, this is the 1st episode of 'Scare PewDiePie, Season 2', and this is the reason why it actually never got released 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:11.560 "I found boar vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, Ceramic in a museum today. I was so excited until i remember Felix already reviewed this meme 00:09:11.560 --> 00:09:17.400 Now I'm eternally stuck posing beside a dead meme" Where is it? Where IS IT? 00:09:17.400 --> 00:09:20.080 Why didn't you steal it, and give it to me? 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:22.780 "You don't look 9" It must be her mom 00:09:23.560 --> 00:09:25.360 I want it! Alright, dead meme or not-- 00:09:25.420 --> 00:09:25.920 I WANT IT! 00:09:25.920 --> 00:09:33.700 "From the 27/07, we must upload memes only in Italian so pewds will need Marzia help to translate them." 00:09:33.920 --> 00:09:38.260 God dammit. Why do you do this? Why do you hate me so much? 00:09:38.800 --> 00:09:41.380 Welp, clearly, it's time for me to end it. 00:09:41.540 --> 00:09:46.440 I'm clearly just the equivalent of a Facebook meme page 00:09:46.440 --> 00:09:47.700 So, you know what? 00:09:47.940 --> 00:09:48.780 Fine 00:09:48.780 --> 00:09:52.560 You win, 9 yr olds, but don't come crying to me. 00:09:52.560 --> 00:09:53.940 *clap* *clap* 00:09:53.980 --> 00:09:55.980 *some naruto magic* 00:09:55.980 --> 00:09:56.760 *POOF* 00:09:57.400 --> 00:10:01.900 (1 minute+ gameplay of ASS to make it 11 minutes cause 10 minutes is getting overused) 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:09.220 (hurray chicken won!) 00:11:09.220 --> 00:11:11.220 sub to pewsiepei, turn on notifs, smash like, be a 9 year old! 9 yo fist for ya 👊