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好好好好喔 我們來玩這個遊戲

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喔哇嗚

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巨大的戶外

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(戶外Σ( ° △ °)！！)

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我想我待在裡面好了 非常感謝你

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喔 好吧 我想別無選擇了

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我必須出門

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我沒有網路

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我得去找我的鄰居

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目前為止 這是很棒的遊戲

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我們去~~找我們的鄰居借無線網路

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喔他們的大門敞開

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那別介意我進來啦

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什麼？？

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呃

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裡面住的應該是惡魔吧

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真是酷

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只要他們有無線網路

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∑(っ °Д °;)っ

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喔喔

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哇嗚

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我聽說這遊戲很棒 但我得說..

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你知道我了解的

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我了解 你不希望我偷無線網路

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我可以尊重你

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但那不會阻止我拿到無線網路

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他在那裡

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那個王八蛋

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他是義大利人

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那些笨笨迪該屎的義大利倫

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我得進去那扇門

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我們來看看後門

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喔..這可能是我們潛進去的入口嗎？

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喔太好了

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無線網路是我的了

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嘻嘻..

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我進來了

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好 我要去哪裡

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哈囉？

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一個男人用這麼多沐浴乳 有點太多了

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這裡有問題

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這裡一定有甚麼問題

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哇這好可怕

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他在哪裡

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他在哪裡

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影像追蹤..(嗶_______)

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喔靠

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喔靠喔靠

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喔喔喔喔喔喔喔！ε=ε=ε=┏(゜ロ゜;)┛

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幹！老天啊

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我的鄰居是有什麼毛病啊？！

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我會拿到他的無線網路的！

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新嘗試

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我們這次不要直接從監視系統前走過去

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好的 好

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他有..中國菜

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然後呃呃呃呃呃

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他喜歡男的

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沒關係

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我也是

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冰箱裡有什麼？

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誰會在冰箱裡面放蘋果阿？

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這裡一定有什麼問題

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該死的我要無線網路

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一定再這裡某處..

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該死的無線網路在哪..

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喔靠

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喔

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喔

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不

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啊啊啊啊

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老天爺！

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老天呀！

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齁

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我玩這遊戲為什麼會怕

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這他媽一點都沒道理呀

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第五次了

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我要去拿無線網路

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啊..啊..不..不..

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我又卡住了！

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靠他要來了！

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啊幹 幹我該怎麼辦

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快！

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( ′д｀ )

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這他媽是什麼遊戲阿 好詭異啊..

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我幹嘛要去闖鄰居家空門 沒道理啊

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嘿～

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我是POOOODIEP..！

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早上～

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好呀～

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夥計！

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如果這樣他還沒聽見

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他一定是聾子

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有人～跟我說過這世界是～

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這裡有桶子陷阱..

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有名的桶子陷阱..

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什

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喔靠 我中了桶子陷阱

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喔又是捕獸夾！

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不！不！不！

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不！不！不！

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啊啊啊啊

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我幹嘛要怕他呀？

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好 所以我要進去一個房間

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但是有密碼鎖 所以我要想辦法解決

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希望我可以成功 不再踩到捕獸夾

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他在哪裡？

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這是個..

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啊幹 喔靠我退出遊戲了

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天呀

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該死的

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我可以的 閉 閉嘴我可以的

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我知道我在做什麼

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別吵啦

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我看不到他 最煩人的是我看不到他

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哈囉？

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我們就慢慢的走

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走的非常慢

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慢慢來

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我的天呀是光明會

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我就知道！

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老天爺 是什麼東西

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哈囉？

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鄰居先生？

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我是Poodiepie！

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你好嗎鄰居？

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拜託別幹我

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喔喔喔喔

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他從哪裡來的？！

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你知道嗎？我他媽生氣了

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嘿你這義大利王八蛋 我來找你了

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我們試試看去樓上

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我的天呀

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我們不要去樓上

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那就是我們要進去的房間

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好吧

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那就..

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可惡

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我要怎麼逃脫捕獸夾？

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我自由了！

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我逃脫捕獸夾了！

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該死我現在該怎麼辦

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箱子給你！箱子給你..

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我好不會玩這遊戲 好痛苦啊

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嘿兄弟

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你想要箱..啊啊啊啊！

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joe(?

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為什麼我會怕這個白癡笨遊戲 
我沒害怕 閉嘴 我沒害怕

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呃呃呃呃！

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(沒害怕)

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愚蠢的配樂！只是因為配樂！

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只是義大利人而已！我不怕義大利人！

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一堆笨蛋 我他媽恨死這遊戲了

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嘿你王八蛋 喔他現在把門鎖起來

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真是個混賬

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箱子給你

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喔靠我弄壞他家了！

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回我家！

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回我家！

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你不能來我家

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他不能來我家  對吧？

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哈哈哈哈哈

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啊啊啊

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就是這樣

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我家

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這他媽我家

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不！！！！！

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喔沒錯 你不能進來

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喔啊！他對我扔捕獸夾！

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他對我扔蘋果！！

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嘿

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你他媽給我聽著 啊靠

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該死

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這個嘛 又回到2015的Pewdiepie  對遊戲尖叫

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好窩 這真是個好遊戲

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Garble現在接手

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加油Garble

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Garble: 我的天呀 他在追我了Pewds！

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Pewds: 好啦Garble 老天阿

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等一下 你指引我 我玩

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Michael: 你要去他電視旁邊

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他的電視？

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他自己闖自己家空門！

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你有看見嗎？

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Michael: 我看到了

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好的 然後我要幹嘛？

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Michael:  那裡應該會有一個鑰匙..？

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喔靠 在哪裡？

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喔靠！

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去你的..我恨這遊戲！

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Michael!

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做些甚麼！

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喔靠 我聽到他了 我聽到他了 閉嘴 閉嘴

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該死

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Micheal: 去拿槌子

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槌子？

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Micheal: 有槌子

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哪裡有槌子？

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Micheal: 在蒸汽房

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哪有什麼蒸汽房阿！

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Micheal我要去哪裡

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Micheal: 去房子的後面

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我已經在房子後面 喔你是說這個

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Michael: 對！

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有捕獸夾

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Michael: 那裡有槌子

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喔靠 在哪？

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Michael槌子在哪？

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槌子在哪裡？！

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哇

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哇齁齁

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你看他在這裡會闖自己空門

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他好笨

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你看他 喔喔喔喔喔

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老天阿

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你永遠也不知道他會耍甚麼招

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不！搞什麼？

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這是什麼？！

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喔拜託

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Michael你應該要幫我的

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我回來啦σ`ω’)σ

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在我..在我84年裡

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我是說

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在我六年的YouTube生活裡

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我這麼氣一個遊戲 這不是真的

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我挑戰這遊戲

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不管要怎麼做 我就是要來破解這遊戲

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我超他媽生氣

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所以很明顯他知道

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他知道我的行蹤

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然後他知道要怎麼預測

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所以我來給他

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無法預測

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是時候了

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我們走

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好他在那裡

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你看鑰匙在那裡！

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鑰匙在那裡！！

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我們要來引開他

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上吧 盆栽！

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喔靠

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我為什麼這麼不會玩這個遊戲？

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老天爺

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幹！！！

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幹！！

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幹！！！

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天殺的

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幹！！

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不！

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他媽的..

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他不見了 他不見了 他不見了

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他不見了

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我拿到鑰匙了！

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用鑰匙！

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用鑰匙！

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用

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鑰匙

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該死

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該死的..好丟掉鑰匙

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啊啊啊啊啊

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我只是想要無線網路..

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Michael!

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我有所有的東西都沒用

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鑰匙在哪？

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Michael: 在電視機旁邊

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那裡沒有鑰匙 喔等等..就這樣？

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現在呢？

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Michael: 打開它啊！

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我在打開啊！！

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Michael: 把鑰匙丟掉啊！

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不然你覺得我在幹嘛？

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好多天了..

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我還是沒有辦法破解這遊戲..

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我就是做不到

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我就是沒辦法..做到！

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所以我們就來去找方法 
因為我真心想知道那個房間裡有什麼

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一定是什麼好東西

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*你好鄰居遊戲結局*

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好的

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4785 沒錯 就是它

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我的天呀 來了

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遊戲中人物：我進來了 我進來了

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遊戲中人物：這下面有什麼？甚麼都沒有 
連哈利波特都沒有

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連..哈利波特..都沒有..

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連哈利波特都沒有

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連他媽哈利波特都沒有！！

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你聽見了嗎Gabble?!

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連他媽的哈利波特都沒有

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連 哈利 波特 都沒有

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連 老天爺都沒有

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那真是個好遊戲 我很喜歡
我想它是個很好的遊戲

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我很高興兄弟們推薦這款U質遊戲

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請按讚 來感謝

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甚麼都沒有

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沒有..那裡 甚麼都沒有

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像往常一樣！

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兄弟們 保持完美！

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