WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.120 *laughing* 00:00:17.520 --> 00:00:19.260 How is it going bros? 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:20.760 And welcome to pool. 00:00:34.120 --> 00:00:34.960 All right. 00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:36.400 Let's get into this pool business! 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:38.620 Oh wow! 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:41.740 Ouch...! 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:44.340 All right, what can you do in this game? 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:46.480 Oh wait! 00:00:47.300 --> 00:00:48.260 What the fuck...? 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.620 What is this? 00:00:56.540 --> 00:00:58.320 You fucking dick! 00:00:59.960 --> 00:01:01.240 That is disgusting! 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:04.160 Holy shit, it's like I'm at the club! 00:01:04.580 --> 00:01:06.040 What happened over there? 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:07.880 There's bitches at the club! 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:09.720 What up, fools? 00:01:10.780 --> 00:01:12.700 All right, don't try anything 00:01:21.880 --> 00:01:23.160 Oh okay, so you can move... 00:01:23.240 --> 00:01:23.740 Oh my god! 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:24.940 Hey guys! 00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:27.700 Hey..! How's it going guys? 00:01:27.960 --> 00:01:28.460 Oh man... 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:30.800 ...My instinct just went straight for her cleavage. 00:01:33.160 --> 00:01:34.680 This if fucking weird! 00:01:39.140 --> 00:01:40.020 Oh hell, yeah! 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:42.480 Welcome to the future! 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:45.920 All right, we gotta work together as a team... all right? 00:01:46.060 --> 00:01:47.180 Okay! Here we go! 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.720 You gotta put your arm around me like they do-... 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:53.480 All right. -Yeah baby 00:01:53.660 --> 00:01:56.700 Okay, line that shit up for me! Line that shit up! 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:58.040 Make sure I don't punch you. 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:01.700 Oh! 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:03.780 What the fuck? 00:02:04.440 --> 00:02:05.380 Fuck it! 00:02:05.380 --> 00:02:06.000 Uh! 00:02:06.500 --> 00:02:08.100 Fuck! What the fuck are you-... 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:09.900 Hell yeah! 00:02:10.200 --> 00:02:11.480 You see that ladies? 00:02:12.020 --> 00:02:12.980 You see that?! 00:02:13.220 --> 00:02:15.860 You like this girls? You like this shit? 00:02:15.860 --> 00:02:16.540 GO! 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:17.400 HUH! 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:18.040 YEEEEAH! 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:18.760 WOOOHOOO! 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:21.360 This beer! 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:22.940 Here! Drink baby! 00:02:23.880 --> 00:02:25.000 Oh, yeah! 00:02:25.060 --> 00:02:25.660 You like that shit?! 00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:26.620 Ken: Pour it in my hole... 00:02:29.180 --> 00:02:31.180 Table..! Woah! 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:36.740 What the fuck just happened? 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:38.420 These fucking chairs! 00:02:38.760 --> 00:02:41.420 You don't want this? You don't want this?! 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:43.920 Oh, what the fuck! 00:02:43.920 --> 00:02:46.420 Ken: Ah! Lock me in.. 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:48.500 No, Ken... -Oh shit! 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:51.620 *screaming* 00:02:52.760 --> 00:02:54.800 Oh, oh damn! 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:56.820 Marzia, that was a mis-click... 00:02:56.820 --> 00:02:58.540 Ken: Oh my god, there's dominoes! 00:03:02.660 --> 00:03:05.460 Well done! Nailed it! Good job! Nailed it! 00:03:07.760 --> 00:03:12.080 Camera guy: All right, Ken, just imagine you're a big famous Youtuber who does gaming for a living. 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:13.120 All right? 00:03:13.440 --> 00:03:15.940 Ken: Hi everybody!! I'm Pewdiepie! 00:03:16.260 --> 00:03:18.420 Huh, huh, huh! 00:03:20.140 --> 00:03:22.220 You don't even see me, fuck you! 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:26.360 Ken: All right, so what would Felix do in this situation. Okay, a ball and a tennis racket... 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.000 Felix: Don't parody me...! 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:31.280 Ken: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 00:03:31.380 --> 00:03:34.340 Felix: Oh my God, Ken... (inaudible) 00:03:34.340 --> 00:03:35.440 Ken: The fuck is that? 00:03:35.440 --> 00:03:37.780 That's your selfie stick dude, you just threw it away. 00:03:37.860 --> 00:03:39.220 Ken: Well, go get it. 00:03:39.220 --> 00:03:40.940 Felix: Give me the other remote, give me your hand. 00:03:40.940 --> 00:03:44.080 You fucking piece of shit, I'm going to fucking..! 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:45.120 Ken: Oh no, my selfie stick! 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:48.240 All right, let's play tennis together. 00:03:48.780 --> 00:03:51.080 Ken: Okay, I'll throw that for you, ready? 00:03:51.640 --> 00:03:52.620 Ken: All right, here we go. 00:03:53.040 --> 00:03:54.260 Ehe! 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:54.980 Ken: You did it! 00:03:55.060 --> 00:03:55.700 Ken: Hit! 00:03:56.660 --> 00:03:57.160 Hit! 00:03:58.060 --> 00:03:59.520 Yeah! 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:01.200 All right, give me a good one, I'm gonna smash it. 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:04.040 Did I get it? 00:04:05.140 --> 00:04:07.300 Ken: Oh yeah, take my balls, here, you like that? 00:04:07.300 --> 00:04:08.500 Yeah, I like it... 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:10.120 Ken: My balls on your face? 00:04:10.320 --> 00:04:11.360 Ken: That good? 00:04:13.820 --> 00:04:17.120 Hit the ball, man. Fucking..- Hit the ball, man! 00:04:18.860 --> 00:04:20.140 Ken: I can't hit it! 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:28.240 Ken: I knew it! 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:30.680 All right, Ken... 00:04:32.740 --> 00:04:35.060 This bullshit has been going on for too long... 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:39.680 Been leaching subs off from me, left and right. 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:42.480 I think it's time that you and I.... 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.280 ...have a fight to the death. 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:50.120 Here, you can draw dicks, as a Jedi! 00:04:50.660 --> 00:04:52.240 Ken: This is the dark side! 00:04:53.900 --> 00:04:55.760 Hey! They touched. 00:04:57.700 --> 00:04:59.500 Ken: Oh yeah, so hot... 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.640 Oh, that's some good shit, man. 00:05:06.780 --> 00:05:09.820 Oh shit, it's General Stegh - or whatever the fuck... 00:05:23.460 --> 00:05:25.060 What are you even doing? 00:05:25.060 --> 00:05:26.200 Ken: I was just... 00:05:26.700 --> 00:05:28.220 All right, let me look at ya. 00:05:28.320 --> 00:05:29.460 That's a great flashlight. 00:05:29.640 --> 00:05:31.420 Whoaha!! 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:43.500 Ah! Fuck!! 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:46.840 Ken: You like that? 00:05:47.740 --> 00:05:51.260 Ah, why did no one tell me, there was a fucking chair?! 00:05:51.260 --> 00:05:53.560 Oh, you're right, you like that? 00:06:03.200 --> 00:06:04.880 Hell yeah! - Use the force! 00:06:06.300 --> 00:06:08.360 I sense where they're coming from. 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:11.000 I feel like a fucking bad ass right now, guys. 00:06:16.820 --> 00:06:18.580 There's no point in fighting... 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:20.680 ....I got the high ground! 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:23.080 Nah, that's too dangerous. 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.480 You were supposed to bring balance to the force! 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:31.680 You were my brother, Ken! 00:06:31.960 --> 00:06:33.320 Ken: Epic Jedi flip! 00:06:36.300 --> 00:06:39.260 Dude, that was awesome, that looked so cool. 00:06:40.540 --> 00:06:44.240 Unlimited... power!! 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:47.800 Ken: Oh no, my leg and my arm! I'm melting! 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:50.160 Drawing dick on you, ya bitch! 00:07:00.080 --> 00:07:04.180 This has been Steam VR Vive, with CinnamontoastKen. 00:07:04.400 --> 00:07:07.340 Go ahead and check out Ken, I'll leave a link in the description. 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:11.400 Thank you so much for joining us today, and as always... 00:07:12.180 --> 00:07:13.800 Did I tell you to get up, Ken?! 00:07:17.700 --> 00:07:18.740 ...Subscribe.