WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: en

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.700
*laughing* *Ken's Awesome Moves*

00:00:02.700 --> 00:00:04.700
*such epic fight*

00:00:08.200 --> 00:00:10.700
*oh my....*

00:00:10.700 --> 00:00:12.700
*pewds lines up his pool stick*

00:00:12.760 --> 00:00:17.540
*Pewds looks for approval but finds none*

00:00:17.540 --> 00:00:20.700
How's it going bros, and welcome to pool

00:00:20.700 --> 00:00:21.320
*Pewds breaks his pool thing*

00:00:21.380 --> 00:00:24.460
*Pewds realizes he sucks at pool*

00:00:24.460 --> 00:00:30.660
*takes off le shades*

00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:34.840
Alright m8 420 soo dank check me out bruh 1 v 1 club penguin m8

00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:36.840
Let's get into this pool business m8 suh dank u know what im sayin fam

00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:38.020
Ken is sucking

00:00:38.020 --> 00:00:40.020
*Pewds is surprised* Oh wow!

00:00:40.020 --> 00:00:42.020
atempts to fix head set

00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:44.020
*Ken approaches with a dog ass in hand*

00:00:44.020 --> 00:00:46.020
*Pewds likes the dog ass*

00:00:46.020 --> 00:00:47.760
*Ken's rape face*

00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:49.760
*Pewds smells the dog ass*

00:00:49.760 --> 00:00:53.260
Pewds: What is this? *secretly smells ass and enjoys it  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

00:00:53.260 --> 00:00:56.680
*Pewds tries to act disgusted* Oh!

00:00:56.680 --> 00:00:58.680
Pewds: You fucking dick! (bring that dog ass back tho)

00:00:58.680 --> 00:01:00.820
Pewds *tries to cover up his dog ass fetish* That is disgusting!

00:01:00.820 --> 00:01:02.340
Wise words from Pewds: Holy shit

00:01:02.380 --> 00:01:03.740
it's like i'm at the club

00:01:03.740 --> 00:01:04.240
 

00:01:04.240 --> 00:01:05.880
What happened over there?

00:01:05.880 --> 00:01:07.880
Pewds: There's bitches in da club.

00:01:07.880 --> 00:01:09.880
Pewds: What up, *I don't know.*

00:01:09.960 --> 00:01:20.560
Ken: *Da fuq?*

00:01:20.560 --> 00:01:21.660
*high pitched noi---oh my ears are bleeding.*

00:01:21.660 --> 00:01:23.660
Pewds: Oh ok, so you can move--Oh my god!

00:01:23.660 --> 00:01:25.660
Pewds: Hai guys :^)

00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:27.660
Pewds: Hey! How's it going guys?

00:01:27.660 --> 00:01:31.440
Pewds: Oh man....this thing just went straight for I--*laughs*

00:01:32.340 --> 00:01:34.340
Pewds: This is fuckin' weir--*laughs more*

00:01:34.340 --> 00:01:36.640
 

00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:38.640
Ken: *You Ok?*

00:01:39.320 --> 00:01:40.980
Pewds: Aw hell yeah!

00:01:40.980 --> 00:01:42.980
Pewds: Welcome to teh future.

00:01:42.980 --> 00:01:44.980
Pewds: Alright we gotta work together as a team.

00:01:44.980 --> 00:01:46.980
Pewds: Alright? Ok here we go.

00:01:46.980 --> 00:01:48.980
Pewds: Alright, you gotta put my arm around me.

00:01:48.980 --> 00:01:50.980
*You two have a.....relationship goin on?*

00:01:50.980 --> 00:01:52.980
 

00:01:52.980 --> 00:01:54.980
Pewds: Alright line that shit up for me.

00:01:54.980 --> 00:01:56.980
Pewds: LINE THAT SHIT UP.

00:01:56.980 --> 00:01:58.980
Pewds: Make sure you don't *inaudible*

00:01:58.980 --> 00:02:00.980
 

00:02:00.980 --> 00:02:02.980
Pewds: BONG! *realizing he didn't hit the ball.*

00:02:02.980 --> 00:02:04.980
*laughter*

00:02:04.980 --> 00:02:06.600
*ooh  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *

00:02:06.600 --> 00:02:08.600
*cheering*

00:02:08.600 --> 00:02:10.600
*still cheering  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *

00:02:10.600 --> 00:02:12.600
Pewds: You see that ladies???

00:02:12.600 --> 00:02:13.260
Pewds: You see that?

00:02:13.260 --> 00:02:15.260
Pewds: You like this girls? You like shi--*please stahp*

00:02:15.260 --> 00:02:17.260
???: Here we GO(ku)

00:02:17.260 --> 00:02:19.260
*cheering*

00:02:19.260 --> 00:02:20.900
*Hulk*

00:02:20.900 --> 00:02:25.520
Pewds: Yeah drink baby. Aw yeah you like that shit?

00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:27.520
Both: AWWW....

00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.520
*RAIG TABLEE but sadly fails*

00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:35.000
*laughs*

00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:37.000
Pewds: What the fuck just happened? *You fell*

00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:39.000
*Pewds calm down jesus...*

00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:43.640
*Pewds is having a meltdown*

00:02:43.640 --> 00:02:50.140
*What is even going on here...*

00:02:50.140 --> 00:02:52.140
*screaming*

00:02:52.140 --> 00:02:54.140
*dat booty  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *

00:02:54.140 --> 00:02:55.340
Ken: Damn! Pewds: WHOAHOHOHOHO...

00:02:55.480 --> 00:02:57.340
Pewds: Marzia, that was a misclick.

00:02:57.340 --> 00:02:59.340
Pewds: Oh my god, there's dominos!

00:02:59.340 --> 00:03:02.900
 

00:03:02.900 --> 00:03:04.900
Pewds: WELL DONE! NAILED IT!

00:03:04.900 --> 00:03:06.100
*complimenting*

00:03:06.100 --> 00:03:08.100
*Now Ken's turn*

00:03:08.100 --> 00:03:10.100
 

00:03:10.100 --> 00:03:12.100
 

00:03:12.100 --> 00:03:13.540
 

00:03:13.540 --> 00:03:15.540
Ken: *Mocking Pewdiepie* HEY EVERYBODIE!!111! IT PEWDIEPEI

00:03:15.540 --> 00:03:18.520
Ken: HEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUE

00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:20.520
Pewds: *Da fuq man*

00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:22.520
Pewds: Fuck you. Ken: Fuck you.

00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:23.660
*laughs*

00:03:23.660 --> 00:03:26.740
Ken: Alright, so what would be in a good situation. We got a BALL, a TENNIS RACKET

00:03:26.740 --> 00:03:27.720
*I don't know. Play tennis?*

00:03:27.720 --> 00:03:29.720
Ken: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

00:03:29.720 --> 00:03:31.340
Ken: Fuck you!

00:03:31.340 --> 00:03:33.340
Pewds: Oh my god, Ken! Ken: WOOOOOOO

00:03:33.340 --> 00:03:34.820
Ken: WOOOOOO!!!!

00:03:34.820 --> 00:03:36.820
Ken: The fuck is that? Pewds: That's your selfie stick dude.

00:03:36.820 --> 00:03:37.940
Pewds: You just threw it away.

00:03:37.940 --> 00:03:46.880
*Oooh a fite!*

00:03:46.880 --> 00:03:48.880
Pewds: Alright, let's play tennis together. *snickers*

00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:50.880
 

00:03:50.880 --> 00:03:52.880
 

00:03:52.880 --> 00:03:54.880
*cheering*

00:03:54.880 --> 00:03:56.880
Ken: Hue......Hue...

00:03:56.880 --> 00:03:59.640
Pewds: YEAH!!!!!

00:03:59.640 --> 00:04:01.640
Pewds: Alright give me a god one.

00:04:01.640 --> 00:04:03.640
*Pewds tries to get the ladies but it doesn't work*

00:04:03.640 --> 00:04:05.640
 

00:04:05.640 --> 00:04:07.640
 

00:04:07.640 --> 00:04:09.640
*Ok, what the hell is going on here?*

00:04:09.640 --> 00:04:11.640
 

00:04:11.640 --> 00:04:13.640
 

00:04:13.640 --> 00:04:20.940
*JUST DO IT.*

00:04:20.940 --> 00:04:23.900
*Has Pewds gone thug life?*

00:04:23.900 --> 00:04:25.900
*laughter*

00:04:25.900 --> 00:04:27.900
 

00:04:27.900 --> 00:04:29.580
 

00:04:29.580 --> 00:04:31.580
Pewds: Alright, KEN.

00:04:31.580 --> 00:04:33.580
 

00:04:33.580 --> 00:04:35.580
Pewds: This bullshit has been going on for too long.

00:04:35.580 --> 00:04:39.640
Pewds: *inaudible*...left and right

00:04:39.640 --> 00:04:41.640
Pewds: I think it's time that you and I...

00:04:41.640 --> 00:04:43.640
*Such lightsaber very star wars*

00:04:43.640 --> 00:04:45.640
Pewds: Have a fight to the death.

00:04:45.640 --> 00:04:47.640
 

00:04:47.640 --> 00:04:49.640
Pewds: Wait...You CAN DRAW DICKS?!

00:04:49.640 --> 00:04:51.640
* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *

00:04:51.640 --> 00:04:53.640
 

00:04:53.640 --> 00:04:55.640
Pewds: Hey. They touched.

00:04:55.640 --> 00:04:57.640
Pewds: The tips tou--AH..

00:04:57.640 --> 00:04:59.640
Pewds: Aw....yeah....so hot. *Lightsaber sex?*

00:04:59.640 --> 00:05:01.640
*Yeah it is.*

00:05:01.640 --> 00:05:06.180
*Magic.*

00:05:06.180 --> 00:05:09.680
Pewds: Oh shit. It's General... *sweet lightsaber moves, Ken*

00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:15.940
*Ok now it jus turned weird.*

00:05:15.940 --> 00:05:20.940
*Weirdmaggedon in here alright.*

00:05:20.940 --> 00:05:25.460
*laughter* Pewds: Are you even doing anything?

00:05:25.460 --> 00:05:29.400
Pewds: That's a great flashlig--

00:05:29.400 --> 00:05:31.400
Pewds: OOOHOOOHHOHO.....*rip pewds*

00:05:31.400 --> 00:05:38.340
Star Wars: Weirdmaggedon 4 confirmed?*

00:05:38.340 --> 00:05:40.340
Pewds: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! *Oh shit*

00:05:40.340 --> 00:05:42.340
Pewds: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH...*You alright Pewds?*

00:05:42.340 --> 00:05:44.340
Pewds: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

00:05:44.340 --> 00:05:46.340
 

00:05:46.340 --> 00:05:48.340
Ken: *Hehehheehhe...I'm still killing you  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

00:05:48.340 --> 00:05:50.340
Pewds: Why did know one tell me...

00:05:50.340 --> 00:05:52.340
Pewds: ......There is a fucking jab?!

00:05:52.340 --> 00:05:54.340
* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *

00:05:54.340 --> 00:05:56.340
 

00:05:56.340 --> 00:05:58.340
 

00:05:58.340 --> 00:06:06.520
 

00:06:06.520 --> 00:06:08.520
Pewds: I can sense where they're coming from.

00:06:08.520 --> 00:06:10.520
Pewds: I feel like a fucking badass right now, guys.

00:06:10.520 --> 00:06:16.420
 

00:06:16.420 --> 00:06:18.420
*final showdown.*

00:06:18.420 --> 00:06:20.420
Pewds I got the high ground!

00:06:20.420 --> 00:06:22.420
*pulls chair*

00:06:22.420 --> 00:06:24.420
 

00:06:24.420 --> 00:06:26.420
Pewds: YOU WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BALANCED TO THE FORCE.

00:06:26.420 --> 00:06:28.420
Ken: *But I must......*

00:06:28.420 --> 00:06:30.420
 

00:06:30.420 --> 00:06:32.420
*Star Wars scene* Pewds: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BROTHER, KEN!!!!!!

00:06:32.420 --> 00:06:34.420
*dramatic flip*

00:06:34.420 --> 00:06:36.420
 

00:06:36.420 --> 00:06:37.540
Pewds: Dude that was awesome.

00:06:37.540 --> 00:06:39.540
Ken: You like that?

00:06:39.540 --> 00:06:44.540
Pewds: UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRR

00:06:44.540 --> 00:06:46.540
Ken: Oh no! My leg! *really Ken?*

00:06:46.540 --> 00:06:48.540
Ken: I'M MELTING!! AAAH

00:06:48.540 --> 00:06:50.540
Pewds: Dicks on you, ya bish!

00:06:50.540 --> 00:06:54.020
Ken: *dying noises*

00:06:54.020 --> 00:06:56.020
Ken: *Still agonizing about his death*

00:06:56.020 --> 00:06:58.020
*Ken.......NOoOoOoOoOoOo*

00:06:58.020 --> 00:07:00.020
*Pewds....how could you?*

00:07:00.020 --> 00:07:04.640
Pewds: This has been Steam VR 5 with CinnamonToastKen.

00:07:04.640 --> 00:07:07.760
Pewds: Go ahead and check out Ken. We'll leave a link in the description.

00:07:07.760 --> 00:07:09.760
Pewds: Thank you so much for joining us today.

00:07:09.760 --> 00:07:11.760
Pewds: And as always....

00:07:11.760 --> 00:07:13.760
*OH SHIT THE FIGHT ISN'T OVER* Pewds: DID I TELL YOU TO GET UP?!

00:07:13.760 --> 00:07:15.760
*ending death scene of Ken*

00:07:15.760 --> 00:07:17.760
 

00:07:17.760 --> 00:07:19.760
Pewds: Subscribes. *Brofist*

00:07:19.760 --> 00:07:21.760
 

00:07:21.760 --> 00:07:23.760
 

00:07:23.760 --> 00:07:25.760
*Oh wat dis now*

00:07:25.760 --> 00:07:27.760
*Oh such suspense..Very scared*

00:07:27.760 --> 00:07:29.760
*Can't wait for Star Wars 5: The Porno Menace.*

00:07:29.760 --> 00:07:31.760
*To be Continued...*