WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.120 *rade* 00:00:17.520 --> 00:00:19.260 Care-i treaba fratilor? 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:20.760 Si bun venit la biliard. 00:00:34.120 --> 00:00:34.960 Bun. 00:00:35.020 --> 00:00:36.400 Sa incepem chestia cu biliardul! 00:00:37.820 --> 00:00:38.620 Oh wow! 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:41.740 Ouch...! 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:44.340 Bun, ce poti sa faci in jocul asta? 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:46.480 Oh stai 00:00:47.300 --> 00:00:48.260 Ce naiba...? 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.620 Ce e asta 00:00:56.540 --> 00:00:58.320 Idiotul naibii! 00:00:59.960 --> 00:01:01.240 Dezgustator! 00:01:02.460 --> 00:01:04.160 Oh Doamne, parca sunt in club! 00:01:04.580 --> 00:01:06.040 Ce s-a intamplat aici? 00:01:06.300 --> 00:01:07.880 Sunt tarfe in club! 00:01:08.680 --> 00:01:09.720 Care-i treaba, prostilor? 00:01:10.780 --> 00:01:12.700 Ok, nu incerca nimic. 00:01:21.880 --> 00:01:23.160 Oh ok, deci te poti misca... 00:01:23.240 --> 00:01:23.740 Oh doamne! 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:24.940 Salut! 00:01:25.780 --> 00:01:27.700 Hey...!Ce faceti? 00:01:27.960 --> 00:01:28.460 Oh frate.. 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:30.800 Instictul meu a mers direct la decolteul ei. 00:01:33.160 --> 00:01:34.680 E asa ciudat! 00:01:39.140 --> 00:01:40.020 Oh da! 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:42.480 Bun venit in viitor! 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:45.920 Bun, trebuie sa lucram toti ca o echipa...da? 00:01:46.060 --> 00:01:47.180 Ok! Hai! 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.720 Trebuie sa iti pui bratele in jurul meu cum fac ei... 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:53.480 Bun. Asa iubire. 00:01:53.660 --> 00:01:56.700 Ok, pune chestia aia in linie pentru mine!Pune-o in linie! 00:01:56.800 --> 00:01:58.040 Asigura-te ca nu te lovesc. 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:01.700 Oh! 00:02:03.280 --> 00:02:03.780 Ce naiba? 00:02:04.440 --> 00:02:05.380 Da-o dracu'. 00:02:05.380 --> 00:02:06.000 Uh! 00:02:06.500 --> 00:02:08.100 Ce dracu ..? 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:09.900 Oh da! 00:02:10.200 --> 00:02:11.480 Vedeti asta doamnelor? 00:02:12.020 --> 00:02:12.980 VEDETI?! 00:02:13.220 --> 00:02:15.860 Va place asta fetelor? Va place cacatul asta? 00:02:15.860 --> 00:02:16.540 HAI! 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:17.400 HUH! 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:18.040 Yeeeeah! 00:02:18.040 --> 00:02:18.760 WoooHooo! 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:21.360 Berea asta! 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:22.940 Uite, bea iubito. 00:02:23.880 --> 00:02:25.000 Oh da! 00:02:25.060 --> 00:02:25.660 Iti place cacatul asta?! 00:02:25.760 --> 00:02:26.620 Ken: Varsa-l in "gaura" mea... 00:02:29.180 --> 00:02:31.180 Masa..!Woah! 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:36.740 Ce dracu s-a intamplat? 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:38.420 Scaunele astea de cacat! 00:02:38.760 --> 00:02:41.420 Nu vrei asta? Nu vrei asta?!! 00:02:42.320 --> 00:02:43.920 Oh ce naiba?! 00:02:43.920 --> 00:02:46.420 Ken: Ah! Inchide-ma inauntru... 00:02:46.920 --> 00:02:48.500 Nu, Ken...Oh cacat! 00:02:48.640 --> 00:02:51.620 *tipat* 00:02:52.760 --> 00:02:54.800 Oh ,oh damn! 00:02:54.960 --> 00:02:56.820 Marzia,am pasat gresit... 00:02:56.820 --> 00:02:58.540 Ken: Oh my god, sunt domino-uri! 00:03:02.660 --> 00:03:05.460 Bravo! 00:03:07.760 --> 00:03:12.080 Cameramanul: Ok ,Ken, imagineaza-ti ca esti un Youtuber faimos care se sustine financiar din gaming. 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:13.120 Ok? 00:03:13.440 --> 00:03:15.940 Ken: Buna tuturor! Sunt Pewds! 00:03:16.260 --> 00:03:18.420 Huh huh huh! 00:03:20.140 --> 00:03:22.220 Nici macar nu ma vezi, du-te dracu! 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:26.360 Ken: Ok, deci ce ar face Felix in situatia asta.Ok, o minge si o racheta de tenis. 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:28.000 Felix: Nu ma parodia! 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:31.280 Ken : Du-te dracu! Du-te dracu! Du-te dracu! 00:03:31.380 --> 00:03:34.340 Felix:Oh doamne, Ken...(nu se intelege) 00:03:34.340 --> 00:03:35.440 Ken:Ce dracu e asta? 00:03:35.440 --> 00:03:37.780 E selfie stick-ul tau frate, tocmai l-ai aruncat. 00:03:37.860 --> 00:03:39.220 Ken:Pai, du-te si ia-l. 00:03:39.220 --> 00:03:40.940 Felix: Da-mi cealalta telecomanda, da-mi mana. 00:03:40.940 --> 00:03:44.080 Cacatule! O sa... 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:45.120 Ken: Oh nu, selfie stick-ul meu! 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:48.240 Ok, sa jucam tenis impreuna. 00:03:48.780 --> 00:03:51.080 Ken: Ok, o sa arunc eu asta pentru tine, gata? 00:03:51.640 --> 00:03:52.620 Ken: Ok, incepem. 00:03:53.040 --> 00:03:54.260 Ehe! 00:03:54.280 --> 00:03:54.980 Ken:Ai facut-o! 00:03:55.060 --> 00:03:55.700 Ken: Loveste! 00:03:56.660 --> 00:03:57.160 Loveste! 00:03:58.060 --> 00:03:59.520 Da! 00:03:59.520 --> 00:04:01.200 Ok, da-mi una buna, o sa o lovesc. 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:04.040 Ai primit? 00:04:05.140 --> 00:04:07.300 Ken: oh da, ia-mi "mingile" , na, iti place? 00:04:07.300 --> 00:04:08.500 Da, imi place... 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:10.120 Ken: "mingile" mele pe fata ta? 00:04:10.320 --> 00:04:11.360 Ken:E bine? 00:04:13.820 --> 00:04:17.120 Loveste mingea, frate! ...LOVESTE MINGEA! 00:04:18.860 --> 00:04:20.140 Ken: Nu pot! 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:28.240 Ken: Stiam eu ! 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:30.680 Ok Ken... 00:04:32.740 --> 00:04:35.060 Cacatul asta e asa de prea mult timp... 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:39.680 Mi-ai furat abonati mereu, in stanga si dreapta. 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:42.480 Cred ca este timpul ca noi doi... 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.280 sa ne batem pana la moarte. 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:50.120 Uite, poti desena penisuri, ca un Jedi! 00:04:50.660 --> 00:04:52.240 Ken: Asta este partea intunecata! 00:04:53.900 --> 00:04:55.760 Hey! S-au atins. 00:04:57.700 --> 00:04:59.500 Ken: Oh da.. asa "fierbinte"... 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.640 Oh, asta e super frate. 00:05:06.780 --> 00:05:09.820 Oh cacat, e generalul Stegh sau oricare ... 00:05:23.460 --> 00:05:25.060 Ce faci?! 00:05:25.060 --> 00:05:26.200 Ken: Eu doar.. 00:05:26.700 --> 00:05:28.220 Ok, lasa-ma sa ma uit la tine. 00:05:28.320 --> 00:05:29.460 Aia e o "lanterna" faina. 00:05:29.640 --> 00:05:31.420 Whoaha!! 00:05:40.520 --> 00:05:43.500 Ah !La naiba! 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:46.840 Ken: Iti place? 00:05:47.740 --> 00:05:51.260 Ah, de ce nu mi-a spus nimeni ca era un scaun?! 00:05:51.260 --> 00:05:53.560 Oh, ai dreptate, iti place? 00:06:03.200 --> 00:06:04.880 Da! Foloseste forta! 00:06:06.300 --> 00:06:08.360 Presimt de unde vin. 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:11.000 Ma simt ca un tip dur, fratilor. 00:06:16.820 --> 00:06:18.580 Nu are rost sa ne batem. 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:20.680 Iau calea "inalta". 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:23.080 Nah,e prea periculos. 00:06:24.120 --> 00:06:26.480 Trebuia sa balansezi forta! 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:31.680 Erai fratele meu ,Ken ! 00:06:31.960 --> 00:06:33.320 Ken: intoarcere epica de Jedi! 00:06:36.300 --> 00:06:39.260 Frate, a fost genial, a aratat asa fain. 00:06:40.540 --> 00:06:44.240 Putere..nelimitata!! 00:06:44.720 --> 00:06:47.800 Ken:Oh nu,piciorul si mana mea! Ma topesc. 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:50.160 Desenez un penis pe tine, tarfo! 00:07:00.080 --> 00:07:04.180 Asta a fost Steam VR Vive, cu CinnamontoastKen. 00:07:04.400 --> 00:07:07.340 Mergeti si aruncati o privire la Ken, voi lasa un link in descriere. 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:11.400 Va multumesc pentru ca ati fost alaturi astazi, si ca intotdeauna... 00:07:12.180 --> 00:07:13.800 Ti-am spus eu sa te ridici, Ken?! 00:07:17.700 --> 00:07:18.740 Abonati-va.