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*Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.*

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*distorted TSERIES DISS TRACK*
BOBS OR VEGANA, WHICH EVER WILL IT

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Tik Tok - the absolute state of humanity right now.

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I did a video last week mentioning that trolls have been starting to appear on Tik Tok.

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Making a blank face to a serious topic or making an epic silly dance

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while someone says they'd lost their mother and such and so.

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*depressed girl: And then when I realized you didn't...*

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*I felt so stupid...*

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Pewds: OOOHHHH

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He did not just hit her with it! (savage 9000%)

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Now that has just blown up completely and it's amazing.

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bhhahahah

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Let's go through some of the epic Tik Tok trolling, guys. Let's just jump into it!

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*Grace:: You said you were in love with me.*

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*???: I say a lot of things, Grace*

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*Grace: But you're in love with me. I know you're in love with me.*

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Pewds: Aww, that's so sad.

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pfffpf

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That's right!

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That girl thought some stranger was gonna add in some cute lil

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"Oh, I love you."

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INSTEAD

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He kicked her in the face! That was epic (dab)

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Why?

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Why!? I still have no answer to my question.

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Why do all these kids record this to begin with?

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*handsum man: I'd say things are going pretty well for me on here.*

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*Thank You, Tik Tok.*

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*I'm on the cover of a cringe compilation.*

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hehe

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I'm moving to LA

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To become a famous TikToker

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Damn!

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The next Logan Paul everybody

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We found him!

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You know the Paul brothers, people don't know, they started on Vine.

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But I think, in a way we should be thankful to Tik Tok,

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because Tik Tok saved us from musical.ly

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emigrating into YouTube.

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It's good that we have it in one spot, so we know where to send the nukes.

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I literally want to get out of my body and go somewhere else.

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oh no

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Guys, I cannot tell you enough how important it is to love yourself.

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Love your body and who you are and find that inner strength, and show it.

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You can also be beautiful.

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What a great message, everybody.

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If your abs look like a poor drawing of Peter Griffin:

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then that's okay!

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In case it wasn't obvious in Tik Tok, you can make a reply.

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I don't know what it's called.

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It's called something else. But how do you do fellow kids? I don't know what you call it

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And that's what led to this Tik Tok trolling.

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Sometimes they just push it to the next level like this one.

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*we got what we deserve*

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So this started with the girl with..

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You know A+ for creativity

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*and way down we go go go go go*

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*way down we go*

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Oh my god

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Some of the trollings are just bad

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I'll say that.

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But some of them, damn,  A+

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A+

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Hi

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Take two steps forward if you're amazing

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Now you better have taken two steps forward

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because you

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are wonderful and beautiful and just if..

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Does he have a gun behind.. like a knife behind his back?

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What is he gonna do?

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I don't trust this man.

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This reminds me of those vines where the guy just be like

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bheheh You so beautiful. Oh my god.

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AH!

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So to all those who think I was just bluffing about telling the kids parents.

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I wasn't. I actually sent them a message

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Telling their parents what their kids are doing.

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Oh snap

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They're onto us.

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There's his mother as well.

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It's amazing

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So I need to know something, why do girls these days have to dress half-naked?

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I mean, didn't your mama teach you to cover up your breasts?

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Girls, keep it classy not trashy!

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You can't get a good man any other way.

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Why are moms using Tik Tok?

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Why is anyone using Tik Tok?

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Speaking of Tik Tok?

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Here's a Tik Tok ad!

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That's right everybody! You make a video about Tik Tok

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Tik Tok... advertisement through Google has just been like

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We gonna pull an ad on that

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It doesn't matter if you're making fun of it

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Or if you're trash-talking it.

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Put a Tik Tok ad in there.

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Every tweet I got from last video was this like

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I got a Tik Tok ad on this video

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You know what? Maybe I can cheat the system.

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What if I just..

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I want to get those premium ads, right?

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What if I just start saying like?

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expensive car

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Incredible jewelry

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I just bought a rolex and so should you

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Buy an expensive watch

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expensive

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luxurious

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INCREDIBLE RICHNESS

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WATCHES AND CARS

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Hopefully you got an amazing ad there

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If it's not a premium ad. I'm gonna be so disappointed.

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Oh my god. I love these

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the ones that are just

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heh

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Like what's the original video?

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It's just some kid making it rhyme

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*get my knowledge both go to Jupiter to get more stupider*

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She did not just say they go to Jupiter to get more stupider!

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??????

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*If you don't like furries go away. If you don't like furries go away*

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*I've got a lot to do not any time for you if you don't like furries go*

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*away*

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*now*

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I'm not going anywhere

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Cause no animal can tell me what to do.

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You know what I eat for breakfast?

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dogs

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You guys want to see a magic trick?

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I'm gonna pull this out of my hat really quick

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Gotcha..mhemhhe

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Oh my god, is this again?

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*now lets both go to Jupiter to get more stupider*

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Can we just have a..

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Thank you Brad 2 for editing out all the copyrighted material of this video

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Appreciation. Thank you. Brad 2.

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Is it cool if I bring my sister? No, dude, it's bro time

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Yeah, she can come

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If only my friend's sister looked that attractive when I was younger.

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goddamnit

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it's not fair

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Wearing  like a jeans corset or what?

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What even is that?

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* If you don't like furries go away*

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*If you don't like furries go away*

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*I've got a lot to do and not any time for you. if you don't like furries*

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*go*

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*away*

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*now*

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This is so sad

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*Girls go to college to get more knowledge*

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*boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider*

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How long is it gonna go on?

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*I'm a new soul, I came to this strange world
Hoping I could learn a bit 'bout how to give and take*

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He's gonna tug her!

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It's the tugging one

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OOhhhh

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OH

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WHAT?

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oh

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I love this

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Oh! It's supposed to be like you're making out with her.

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Oh my god

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Why do they do that?

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That's an epic very quick rubric solving win

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Good job.

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So parents have started to notice this how..

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Kids are just making fun of kids on this site.

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And of course the response is..

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I think there needs to be a parental contact on Tik Tok

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Because obviously some of these parents don't know what their 10 year olds are doing.

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And, I mean, some of these screen names

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Thot 69? What's a thot?

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She must be trolling.

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I don't believe that

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You don't just go: "Thot 69. What's a thot?"

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"What the frick guys? I was..."

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So you guys..

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SO YOU GUYS IF WANT A SHOUT OUT YOU JUST NEED TO DO A DUET WITH ME AND I SHOT YOU OUT

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What is happening?

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I feel so old

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I never felt this old as when I look at these Tik Tok videos

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You know I thought it would just be one trend with the..

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*good boys like bad guys*

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*a dadadadaa*

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already

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And I thought we would be done

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But it just keeps going

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And it's epically

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Tik Tok! I love it

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You know what?

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I never thought I would say that

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I actually never thought I would say that

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If you are under the age of 18 years old

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Do not get on my profile

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Do not do duets with my profile videos

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Do not even look at my profile.

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Keep moving.

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Why are you a over 18 and on Tik Tok?

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That's the appropriate question here

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All right more for dancing after 40. This is the fortnite hike dance

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I'm gonna turn sideways so you can see

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You're gonna kick your leg

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You're gonna pump your arm

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And then you're gonna move it down low

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Ready?

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Don't let kids intimidate you

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That's the thing

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Why are all these adults on there?

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I'm stuck in between these kids and these adults?

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What am I?

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What am I supposed to be?

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Where do I belong fellow kids and adults?

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Guys

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Comment Thanos if you made it to the end

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These kids must be..

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STOPPED

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and adults as well

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Thank you very much

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I hope this a .. Tik Tok cringe thing keeps going

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God bless everyone.

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I'm PewDiePie

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Brofist out