WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:04.620 Science... 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:07.320 ...is incredible. 00:00:09.680 --> 00:00:11.360 We got talking robots... 00:00:12.300 --> 00:00:14.100 Self-Driving Cars... 00:00:15.140 --> 00:00:18.040 Virtual Reality is becoming real... 00:00:19.720 --> 00:00:20.980 And Now... 00:00:21.180 --> 00:00:24.420 The next big step for humanity and science... 00:00:25.180 --> 00:00:28.540 The amazing team of Microsoft Engineer 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:33.020 Have developed a program that will caption any- 00:00:33.020 --> 00:00:34.640 an- ANY image! 00:00:34.740 --> 00:00:35.240 PERFECT. 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:37.080 Let's show how it works... 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:42.440 Use this photo. 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:45.640 *reading off text on-screen* 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:46.680 *Pewds is amazed* 00:00:47.360 --> 00:00:49.380 How the f*** did it know that?! 00:00:50.460 --> 00:00:52.060 *Pewds is still amazed* 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:55.640 How is that possible? 00:00:56.080 --> 00:00:56.580 What is this? 00:00:57.020 --> 00:00:57.960 I don't even know what this is... 00:00:57.960 --> 00:00:58.840 A grilled sandw- 00:00:59.060 --> 00:00:59.860 *LE GASP* 00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:01.860 *Mind has been blown* 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:03.720 Have you seen "Terminator"? 00:01:04.820 --> 00:01:05.900 This is Step One. 00:01:10.140 --> 00:01:11.780 How could we have been so blind? 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:14.260 HOW COULD HAVE WE BEEN SO BLIND?! 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:19.720 We shouldn't have abused our powers. 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:22.380 The robots are here and they are here to f*** with us! 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:25.740 Arnold Schwarzenegger was RIGHT! 00:01:26.240 --> 00:01:29.980 *reading a quote from the God himself* 00:01:35.740 --> 00:01:37.820 How could we have been so blind? 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:41.840 This is the end of humanity. 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:43.600 This. Is the end. 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:45.060 Let's try another picture. 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:52.760 *reading the text of a stupid and clueless robot on-screen* 00:01:52.940 --> 00:01:56.020 Maybe. There is hope for humanity after all. 00:01:56.020 --> 00:01:57.340 What about this image? 00:01:57.340 --> 00:02:02.560 *reads the atrocious words of a robot who has never seen the truth* 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:07.340 Now I don't know, how giraffes next to a window would look like. 00:02:07.340 --> 00:02:08.760 But I am fairly certain... 00:02:08.760 --> 00:02:10.400 THIS. IS NOT IT!! 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.660 Do you think I don't see through your lies? 00:02:12.820 --> 00:02:19.000 THIS! IS A GIRAFFE LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW! 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:21.980 NOW THIS! IS A GIRAFFE!! 00:02:21.980 --> 00:02:24.440 LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW! 00:02:24.440 --> 00:02:26.180 THIS IS A S**TTY MEME!! 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:27.660 What about DJ Khaled? 00:02:27.660 --> 00:02:30.840 Can it recognize DJ Khaled? 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.500 "I am 98% sure that's DJ Khal-" 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:34.400 *magic* 00:02:35.040 --> 00:02:35.820 I knew it. 00:02:35.880 --> 00:02:39.440 *now back to the bot being a dumb dumb* 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:47.060 Now why the F*** WOULD YOU USE A SURFBOARD IN A SKATE PARK?! 00:02:47.060 --> 00:02:49.420 What about this meme of JackSepticEye? 00:02:50.380 --> 00:02:51.740 It's spot-on again. 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:53.380 (I am not writing this in the caption) 00:02:53.380 --> 00:02:58.400 *Again with the giraffes?* 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:01.100 WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH GIRAFFES?! 00:03:03.040 --> 00:03:04.160 Anotha one. 00:03:04.160 --> 00:03:07.120 *Is that a cow???* 00:03:09.940 --> 00:03:13.220 Yeah. Yeah, that's- 00:03:13.220 --> 00:03:14.820 THAT'S A GOAT, YOU F***ING IDIOT!!! 00:03:15.220 --> 00:03:16.380 What about ME? 00:03:16.480 --> 00:03:18.100 What about me? 00:03:18.100 --> 00:03:19.780 *it's got one part right* 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:21.580 *the teddy bear part, of course. What did you think I meant?* 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:24.440 how f***ing dare you 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:29.860 I'm gonna tell tumblr about this. 00:03:30.420 --> 00:03:31.980 I will find the Giraffes... ( Falcon Lovers ) 00:03:35.380 --> 00:03:36.800 ...and I will put them to justice. 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:43.300 Including whoever is responsible for this CaptionBot. 00:03:45.760 --> 00:03:46.260 ow. 00:03:46.440 --> 00:03:47.760 I'm watching you... 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:50.080 (And so are we, Pewds. So are we.) 00:03:50.620 --> 00:03:52.800 *LE 2ND GASP* 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:59.460 Alright Bros! Thank you so much for watching another video! If you enjoyed, thank you for leaving a like! I really appreciate it! 00:03:59.460 --> 00:04:02.960 Post on my FaceBook page some of the results you got from Capt- 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:03.940 *burps* -ionBot. 00:04:03.940 --> 00:04:06.200 And as always, Thank You Bros so much for watching! 00:04:06.200 --> 00:04:08.100 Stay Awesome Bros!! 00:04:13.600 --> 00:04:18.560 https://www.youtube.com/user/JlipperRoblox