WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sq 00:00:03.500 --> 00:00:04.620 Shkenca... 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:07.320 ...eshte e jashtezakonshme. 00:00:09.680 --> 00:00:11.360 Ne kemi robote qe flasin... 00:00:12.300 --> 00:00:14.100 Makina qe ecin vete... 00:00:15.140 --> 00:00:18.040 Realiteti Virtual po behet i vertete... 00:00:19.720 --> 00:00:20.980 Dhe tani... 00:00:21.180 --> 00:00:24.420 Hapi tjeter per njerezimin dhe per shkencen... 00:00:25.180 --> 00:00:28.540 Skuadra e pabesueshme e inxhiniereve te Mikrosoftit 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:33.020 Kane krijuar nje program qe kupton cdo- 00:00:33.020 --> 00:00:34.640 nje-CDO foto! 00:00:34.740 --> 00:00:35.240 SHKELQYER. 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:37.080 Le te shikojme si funksionon... 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:42.440 Perdor kete foto. 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:45.640 *Mendoj se eshte nje mal i mbuluar me debore* 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:46.680 *Pewds eshte i mahnitur* 00:00:47.360 --> 00:00:49.380 Si mutin e dinte?! 00:00:50.460 --> 00:00:52.060 *Pewds eshte akoma i mahnitur* 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:55.640 Si eshte e mundur? 00:00:56.080 --> 00:00:56.580 Cfare eshte kjo? 00:00:57.020 --> 00:00:57.960 Une nuk ja kam fare idene se cfare eshte kjo... 00:00:57.960 --> 00:00:58.840 Nje sanduic zgare- 00:00:59.060 --> 00:00:59.860 *I merret fryma* 00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:01.860 *Mendja ka shperthyer* 00:01:01.860 --> 00:01:03.720 A e ke pare "Terminator"? 00:01:04.820 --> 00:01:05.900 Ky eshte Hapi i Pare. 00:01:10.140 --> 00:01:11.780 Si mund te isha kaq i verber? 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:14.260 SI MUND TE ISHA KAQ I VERBER? 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:19.720 Ne nuk duhet te abuzonim me fuqite tona. 00:01:19.720 --> 00:01:22.380 Robotet jane ketu dhe ata jane per tu q*** me ne! 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:25.740 Arnold Schwarzenegger kishte te DREJTE! 00:01:26.240 --> 00:01:29.980 *duke lexuar nje thenie nga zoti vete* 00:01:35.740 --> 00:01:37.820 Si mund te isha kaq i verber? 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:41.840 Ky eshte fundi i njerezimit. 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:43.600 Ky.Eshte fundi. 00:01:43.600 --> 00:01:45.060 Le te provojme nje foto tjeter. 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:52.760 *duke lexuar tekstin e nje roboti idiot * 00:01:52.940 --> 00:01:56.020 Ndoshta.Atje ka shprese per njerezimin pas gjithe kesaj. 00:01:56.020 --> 00:01:57.340 Po sikur me kete foto? 00:01:57.340 --> 00:02:02.560 *duke lexuar fjale idiote te nje roboti qe nuk e ka pare kurre te verteten* 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:07.340 Tani une nuk e di,si do te ngjanin gjirafat ngjitur me nje dritare. 00:02:07.340 --> 00:02:08.760 Por jam mjaft i shqetesuare... 00:02:08.760 --> 00:02:10.400 NUK ESHTE KJO!! 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.660 A mendon se une nuk shikoj permes genjeshtrave te tua? 00:02:12.820 --> 00:02:19.000 KJO!ESHTE NEJ GJIRAFE DUKE PARE PERMES NJE DRITAREJE! 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:21.980 TANI KJO! ESHTE NJE GJIRAFE!! 00:02:21.980 --> 00:02:24.440 DUKE PARE PERMES NJE DRITAREJE!! 00:02:24.440 --> 00:02:26.180 KJO ESHTE NJE MUT MEMEJE!! 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:27.660 Po me Dj Khaled? 00:02:27.660 --> 00:02:30.840 A mund ta njohi Dj Khaled? 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.500 "Jam 98% i sigurt qe ai eshte Dj Khal-" 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:34.400 *magji* 00:02:35.040 --> 00:02:35.820 E dija. 00:02:35.880 --> 00:02:39.440 *tani perseri tek roboti qe behet budall* 00:02:42.020 --> 00:02:47.060 Tani pse dreqin DO TE PERDORJE NJE SURFBOARD NE NJE PARK SCATEBOARDI?! 00:02:47.060 --> 00:02:49.420 Po me kete foton tallese te JackSepticEye? 00:02:50.380 --> 00:02:51.740 Po behet nje idiot perseri. 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:53.380 Po per kete p*****?! 00:02:53.380 --> 00:02:58.400 *Perseri me gjirafat?* 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:01.100 CFARE ESHTE KY FIKSIM ME GJIRAFAT?! 00:03:03.040 --> 00:03:04.160 Perseri nje tjeter. 00:03:04.160 --> 00:03:07.120 *A eshte ajo nje lope?!* 00:03:09.940 --> 00:03:13.220 Po.Po ajo eshte- 00:03:13.220 --> 00:03:14.820 AJO ESHTE NJE DHI,IDIOTI I DREQIT!!! 00:03:15.220 --> 00:03:16.380 Po per MUA? 00:03:16.480 --> 00:03:18.100 Po per mua? 00:03:18.100 --> 00:03:19.780 *nje pjese eshte e sakte* 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:21.580 *pjesa e arushit,sigurisht.Cfare mendovet se thashe?* 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:24.440 Si dreqin guxon? 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:29.860 Une do ti them Tumblr per kete gje. 00:03:30.420 --> 00:03:31.980 Une do te gjej GJIRAFAT...(Falcon Lovers) 00:03:35.380 --> 00:03:36.800 ...dhe une do ti nxjerr ata perpara drejtesise. 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:43.300 Duke perfshire cdokend qe eshte i perfshire ne kete CaptionBot. 00:03:45.760 --> 00:03:46.260 ow. 00:03:46.440 --> 00:03:47.760 Une po te shikoj ty... 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:50.080 (Gjithashtu dhe ne,Pewds.Gjithashtu dhe ne/) 00:03:50.620 --> 00:03:52.800 00:03:53.600 --> 00:03:59.460 Atehere vellezer! 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