WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.920 Wow! (Pewdz beautiful face enlarged) 00:00:01.920 --> 00:00:08.400 Hey, it's Pewdiepie the best youtuber ever I have the most subscribers, so that's how it works. STFU (more face) 00:00:08.428 --> 00:00:10.420 Today we're going to talk about streaming (wait for it...) 00:00:10.510 --> 00:00:12.510 streaming "fails" (wheeze) 00:00:12.730 --> 00:00:14.730 The thing that I love about uhhh 00:00:14.950 --> 00:00:16.630 stream fails 00:00:16.630 --> 00:00:19.859 Specifically is because it doesn't matter if it's one frame 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:25.500 Okay, one frame you fuck up it's on the internet forever, and you're going to get shit for it 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:29.489 now I have never made that mistake before I would never be that fucking stupid 00:00:29.489 --> 00:00:30.189 * pewds being disgusting * 00:00:30.189 --> 00:00:32.189 that I would do something dumb like 00:00:32.980 --> 00:00:35.700 accidentally showing my porn history in a video 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:36.700 Mission failed!! 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:42.570 First one. I love this video. I love this video so much. It's one of my favorite. It's this fucking 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:45.070 streamer who gets caught for 00:00:45.070 --> 00:00:50.579 Using Wallhack and some other hacks as she said playing with a hack without knowing that 00:00:50.829 --> 00:00:53.909 the stream actually sees her using the hack 00:00:54.940 --> 00:00:59.820 Pewds: and let's just watch. Girl: Stop shooting. P: Oh wow okay. What is that? 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:02.400 You motherfucker (what a dumbass) 00:01:02.400 --> 00:01:12.020 *Watches a fellow sister fister play* 00:01:12.740 --> 00:01:19.520 She's not actually hacking. She's just so good at the game that she can automatically see the health bar and through Walls 00:01:20.070 --> 00:01:21.150 this is 00:01:21.150 --> 00:01:23.150 Women for you, they are so good at games 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:25.500 They can't help it 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:27.090 *girl screaming* WHY DID I RELOAD WTF 00:01:27.090 --> 00:01:31.279 That's right. Why did you reload that was the issue there? I think I don't man 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:33.020 Thank you very much, though welcome to the Dumpling Empire 00:01:33.020 --> 00:01:40.369 my name is Miss Q gemini. The dumpling empire, one of my -it really hurts for me to break down this footage because I 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:43.309 Myself used to be part of the dumpling empire (no way) 00:01:44.010 --> 00:01:50.270 My favorite Empire to be part of the dumpling empire we're trying to not be a noob (are you fucking retarted) 00:01:50.850 --> 00:01:52.850 We're trying to not be a noob 00:01:54.180 --> 00:01:56.500 by using wall hacks 00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:02.460 The self-deprecation, I am trying not to be a noob even though I am kind of good at this game 00:02:02.460 --> 00:02:04.460 because you are using fucking wall hack. 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:07.120 How dishonest can you be at collecting donations? 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:10.280 from people 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.980 Simultaneously, just fucking cheating up the game 00:02:13.760 --> 00:02:19.300 It's so annoying to me when people cheat in games because okay, okay. You know what I'll take that back 00:02:19.310 --> 00:02:26.000 I sort of respect cheating in games if you just want to fuck people over you know want to upset them piss them off I 00:02:26.190 --> 00:02:33.380 Can sort of understand that but when you just cheat to pretend that you're good that's just fucking stupid. Oh, that's just cringey man 00:02:33.380 --> 00:02:38.839 I can't I can't stand beside the dumpling army any longer for that. 00:02:40.230 --> 00:02:47.480 But my favourite bit is when she realized she got caught and she tried to blame it off her friend. (how stupid can you get) 00:02:49.110 --> 00:02:51.110 Look at her face. Oh 00:02:54.280 --> 00:03:01.750 G: Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO. (Pewds mocking): Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO. 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:06.970 Where you see through the walls for two fucking rounds, and then don't acknowledge it 00:03:06.970 --> 00:03:12.850 But then all the sudden you're stupid, where it shows your rank, it shows everyone's rank. 00:03:12.850 --> 00:03:18.669 P: Oh, it shows everyone's rank. G: I played the other day. P: uh-huh G: I played the other day with 00:03:18.670 --> 00:03:21.369 You played the other day 00:03:21.370 --> 00:03:28.840 I don't know what it must have been some sort of computer virus that installed itself and then you just didn't see it. 00:03:28.959 --> 00:03:30.959 That's weird, that is weird. 00:03:31.730 --> 00:03:39.670 Wait, what the fuck? Oh what the fuck okay? Well? What's the excuse number two please tell me Clara Clara? 00:03:42.920 --> 00:03:48.369 Fucking Clara I've been telling you guys about her for so long fucking Clara cannot be trusted 00:03:49.489 --> 00:03:53.619 What does she do hold on Clara give me one second all right? Where is this? 00:03:53.620 --> 00:03:58.120 How do I close this yo Rock I need some help because I don't know what I'm looking at right now. 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.120 What the fuck is that, hello? 00:04:00.530 --> 00:04:06.489 I need to text my friend Clara right now. She was at my house the other day. What the actual fuck? 00:04:06.760 --> 00:04:09.489 I love the top comment under this video Clara. Sorry 00:04:10.519 --> 00:04:16.809 Yo Rock, do you remember do you remember when fucking Clara got the fucking VAC ban? I'm going to kill this girl. 00:04:16.850 --> 00:04:18.850 She promised me. [some dumb excuses] 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:21.400 She was here today, and I was watching her 00:04:21.400 --> 00:04:27.069 Why the fuck why the fuck this is what happens when you let people use your PC. Can't trust them alright 00:04:27.099 --> 00:04:31.539 That's such so mean to Clara like this fucking girl. 00:04:33.259 --> 00:04:35.318 It's so fucking.. oh my God 00:04:38.770 --> 00:04:45.430 So one of my nightmares with streaming is that you would accidentally leave the stream on, and then you do something horrible 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:49.060 Something you're not supposed to do, something not Christian 00:04:49.180 --> 00:04:52.720 and everyone sees it, but this girl clearly 00:04:53.419 --> 00:05:00.218 fakes it, that's the case and it's so fucking obvious when you look it look at it. Yeah, I think 00:05:01.129 --> 00:05:03.129 I think this is it I'm going 00:05:03.919 --> 00:05:09.309 yeah, I think this is it I am going to go away now, to uh 00:05:10.370 --> 00:05:12.759 I'm going to log off now and 00:05:14.270 --> 00:05:16.930 Have a nicely.. have a good night's sleep 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:24.459 I am going to go away. I am going to have a nice sleepy and nothing else 00:05:24.460 --> 00:05:26.500 I will go and sleep 00:05:27.349 --> 00:05:33.158 No, not continue streaming, and no masturbating yeah, you guys 00:05:34.580 --> 00:05:36.580 Yeah, wait. I just realized this video 00:05:36.580 --> 00:05:39.550 Got age-restricted so that means if I show what's about to happen 00:05:39.740 --> 00:05:46.269 My video will be age restricted and fuck that you can look it up yourself. She comes back. She plays her fiddle 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:56.918 Okay, but it's not only the women of course we're going this is also a classic 00:06:02.089 --> 00:06:04.359 This one didn't get age-restricted though 00:06:06.080 --> 00:06:09.580 It's just funny when he when when guys does it, what is up everyone? 00:06:10.490 --> 00:06:12.490 Hello, hello and welcome all 00:06:13.189 --> 00:06:14.990 cameras on 00:06:14.990 --> 00:06:17.289 cue the Seinfeld 00:06:18.169 --> 00:06:20.169 hahaha 00:06:22.009 --> 00:06:27.218 Oh the cameras how long have you been watching did you see all of that? 00:06:30.260 --> 00:06:36.159 But you know streaming isn't that bad it's not like actually bad things happen, wait home invasion caught on twitch 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:38.709 What where do people live, Jesus Christ. 00:06:46.520 --> 00:06:49.280 Jesus, oh my god 00:06:51.220 --> 00:06:53.220 This music is fucking awesome 00:06:57.080 --> 00:06:58.680 Anyone know what song this is? 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:04.040 really like this tune (it's pretty nice) 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:12.720 Really good 00:07:14.810 --> 00:07:19.839 I'm joking I hope she's okay. I think she is I she made a video about it afterwards at the time 00:07:19.840 --> 00:07:26.649 I didn't know what was going on. They were supposed to go to someone else like their targets. They were probably after a youtuber 00:07:26.650 --> 00:07:29.320 They make more money. I have a gun right now, that was actually really close. 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:32.469 And our car speeds off a car 00:07:32.470 --> 00:07:35.260 Just sped off, I think my neighbors [inaudible] 00:07:35.260 --> 00:07:39.640 Let me go check actually hold on I might need to grab a gun just in case but I think it's a drug 00:07:39.950 --> 00:07:42.159 They see where my knife at you. We get it just 00:07:42.919 --> 00:07:44.919 A drive-by no big deal. 00:07:45.530 --> 00:07:47.380 This this clip kind of annoys me 00:07:47.380 --> 00:07:52.600 Maybe because I don't I don't know exactly what is happening, but there's some drive-by hear some gunshots 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:54.999 And he's like let me just get my knife let me just get my gun 00:07:55.790 --> 00:08:01.119 Has this nibba not heard of swatting, okay police comes in and you have a gun you're gonna get fucking shot 00:08:01.640 --> 00:08:05.560 That seems like a terrible idea to have a gun next to you when you fucking stream 00:08:08.840 --> 00:08:12.940 Right am I the only one thinking like this, so there's this audio clip 00:08:12.940 --> 00:08:18.940 That sounds exactly like someone is knocking on your door if you have headphones on it will trick you 00:08:19.220 --> 00:08:23.290 100% so it knocks here, and then you'll obviously be like this 00:08:23.290 --> 00:08:29.709 and then it goes in this ear a little less it really sounds like something is coming from there like it sounds super real and 00:08:30.320 --> 00:08:36.429 Some people send these to streamers, and it tricks them and the reaction is just fucking hilarious 00:08:40.970 --> 00:08:44.290 It sounds real good, and then they just fucking hide 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:48.999 But never this big guy, just grabs a gun in his truck if I had a gun next to me 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.489 I throw in the fuck away, I'm like. I'm not that's not mine 00:08:52.310 --> 00:08:55.960 Look, how can you wear the wrong do have guns fuck man? 00:08:57.680 --> 00:09:00.790 Do you want to get shot? I don't get it man. Oh 00:09:01.400 --> 00:09:05.650 Man, is that you got you son of a bitch. Oh, you got me 00:09:06.530 --> 00:09:08.530 fucked 00:09:11.390 --> 00:09:15.400 Look at it. You could've got next to him dude. You're destroyed man 00:09:15.410 --> 00:09:19.600 You can't do that with her fucking huh? I don't know why bothers me 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:22.659 Did you not see what happened to this dude at 11:07 on your side? 00:09:23.060 --> 00:09:29.410 Exclusive a shot between the eyes, and I mistaken police response. It's an alarming new Crime trend in our area 00:09:30.050 --> 00:09:35.920 Jesus Christ man why do I have to tell people to do it right? Oh my God this fucking thing, okay? 00:09:35.920 --> 00:09:39.069 Let's finish for this one. This is probably one of my favorite 00:09:39.800 --> 00:09:41.800 Because it's so confusing 00:09:42.920 --> 00:09:44.920 so this streamer 00:09:44.980 --> 00:09:51.840 I think the context here is that she was playing dark souls which you can tell here by the giant window of Gameplay and 00:09:53.750 --> 00:10:00.820 She was getting drunk but for some reason and I can't what I want to know why cuz I don't understand what she decided to 00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:02.990 stream herself 00:10:02.990 --> 00:10:04.980 walking up the stairs in 00:10:05.560 --> 00:10:06.700 in crutches 00:10:06.700 --> 00:10:07.460 Now 00:10:07.460 --> 00:10:10.020 Here's the thing about that that I don't understand 00:10:10.660 --> 00:10:13.920 first of all seeing a girl walking up the stairs this 00:10:14.780 --> 00:10:17.000 It's not that attractive, okay 00:10:17.300 --> 00:10:20.220 It's not like I'm always like oh my fucking God 00:10:20.340 --> 00:10:24.660 I can see a little better angle of that ass, like it's not that great, okay 00:10:24.670 --> 00:10:30.309 I understand the whole thing that they figured out that they can do on twitch where they like have a whiteboard and they 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:32.440 Bend over, they're like 00:10:33.460 --> 00:10:39.760 Can sort of understand that but just walking up the stairs that is not attractive, okay? It's not sexy 00:10:39.760 --> 00:10:40.840 but the thing is 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:47.970 She just doesn't walk up stairs. She walk up the stairs in fucking crutches. That's like. It's not sexy 00:10:47.970 --> 00:10:52.700 You look like a fucking retard. What are you doing? Why is she doing this? 00:10:55.560 --> 00:11:00.920 If I came into this stream now, I'd be like is that a girl in special needs like what's wrong with her? 00:11:01.660 --> 00:11:07.350 Is she trying to show what a struggle it is to walk up the stairs when a ... is a handicap 00:11:08.460 --> 00:11:10.460 Is that what this is about? 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:17.600 How does the thought go I'm going to put a camera here? 00:11:17.660 --> 00:11:23.280 So that people live can watch me walk up the stairs in crutches now. How does that make any sense? 00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:26.080 I don't understand. I'm so confused 00:11:26.280 --> 00:11:28.280 but then it keeps going 00:11:28.870 --> 00:11:32.040 Because her boyfriend, sodapoppin bless his soul 00:11:32.800 --> 00:11:38.369 Yes, it's this fake it feels like I'm watching a big brother reality show some shit, but I'm well entertained 00:11:38.369 --> 00:11:44.000 I hope I hope it is. He comes in super pissed about this 00:11:49.020 --> 00:11:51.280 Walking up these steps your ass 00:11:57.620 --> 00:12:01.560 "How was I supposed to know that" well, I hope they worked it through 00:12:01.580 --> 00:12:06.440 I hope they got through whatever the fuck that was because that can't be fun to have life, but anyway 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:10.519 That's just some of my favorite streaming moments. I had plenty more but I think we're out of time 00:12:10.880 --> 00:12:13.360 We're not really out of time, but we hit the 10-minute mark 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:18.380 So you know it's time for me to go and then fuck off and play some pub G anyway 00:12:18.380 --> 00:12:23.880 Thank you guys for watching leave a like and sister fister and all that shit. I'll see you tomorrow with another video 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:26.320 Sister Fister©