WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.920 Wow! 00:00:01.920 --> 00:00:08.400 Hey, it's Pewdiepie! the best youtuber ever, I have the most subscribers , so that's how it works. STFU 00:00:08.428 --> 00:00:10.420 Today we're going to talk about streaming 00:00:10.510 --> 00:00:12.510 streaming "fails" (laugh) 00:00:12.730 --> 00:00:14.730 The thing that I love about uhh 00:00:14.950 --> 00:00:18.020 stream fails 00:00:18.020 --> 00:00:19.859 Specifically is because it doesn't matter if it's one frame 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:25.500 Okay, one frame you fuck up, it's on the internet forever, and you're going to get shit for it 00:00:25.500 --> 00:00:29.489 Now I have never made that mistake before I would never be that fucking stupid 00:00:29.489 --> 00:00:30.189 * pewds being disgusting * 00:00:30.189 --> 00:00:32.189 that I would do something dumb like 00:00:32.980 --> 00:00:35.700 accidentally showing my porn history in a video 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:36.700 Mission failed 00:00:36.760 --> 00:00:42.570 First one. I love this video. I love this video so much. It's one of my favorite. It's this fucking 00:00:43.120 --> 00:00:45.070 streamer who gets caught for 00:00:45.070 --> 00:00:50.579 Using Wallhack and some other hacks as she said playing with a hack without knowing that 00:00:50.829 --> 00:00:53.909 the stream actually sees her using the hack 00:00:54.940 --> 00:00:59.820 Pewds: and let's just watch. Girl: Stop shooting. P: Oh wow okay. What is that? 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:02.400 You motherfucker (what a dumbass) 00:01:02.400 --> 00:01:12.020 *Watches a fellow sister fister play* 00:01:12.020 --> 00:01:12.740 Girl: Motherfucker! 00:01:12.740 --> 00:01:19.520 She's not actually hacking. She's just so good at the game that she can automatically see the health bar and through Walls 00:01:20.070 --> 00:01:21.150 this is 00:01:21.150 --> 00:01:23.150 Women for you, they are so good at games 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:25.500 They can't help it 00:01:25.500 --> 00:01:27.090 *girl screaming* 00:01:27.090 --> 00:01:31.279 That's right. Why did you reload? that was the issue there I think uh Girl: I don't, man 00:01:31.280 --> 00:01:33.020 Thank you very much though. Welcome to the Dumpling Empire 00:01:33.020 --> 00:01:40.369 My name is Miss Q Gemini. Pewds: The dumpling empire, one of my -it really hurts for me to break down this footage because I 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:43.309 Myself used to be part of the dumpling empire 00:01:44.010 --> 00:01:50.270 My favorite Empire to be part of, the dumpling empire Girl: We're -we're trying to not be a noob 00:01:50.850 --> 00:01:52.850 We're trying to not be a noob 00:01:54.180 --> 00:01:56.500 by using wall hacks! (laugh) 00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:02.460 The self deprecation! "I am trying not to be a noob, even though I am kind of good at this game" 00:02:02.460 --> 00:02:04.460 because you are using fucking wall hack. 00:02:04.520 --> 00:02:07.120 How dishonest can you be collecting donations? 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:10.280 from people 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.980 Simultaneously, just fucking cheating up the game 00:02:13.760 --> 00:02:19.300 I-It's so annoying to me when people cheat in games 'cause okay, okay. You know what I'll take that back 00:02:19.310 --> 00:02:26.000 I sort of respect cheating in games if you just want to fuck people over, you know? Want to upset, them piss them off I 00:02:26.190 --> 00:02:33.380 Can sort of understand that, but when you just cheat to pretend that you're good, that's just fucking stupid. Oh, that's just cringy, man 00:02:33.380 --> 00:02:38.839 I can't-I can't stand beside the dumpling army any longer for that. 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:40.220 (yelling) 00:02:40.230 --> 00:02:47.480 But my favourite bit is when she realized she got caught, and she tries to blame it on her friend (laugh) 00:02:47.480 --> 00:02:49.110 (screaming) 00:02:49.110 --> 00:02:51.110 Look at her face. Oh! 00:02:54.280 --> 00:03:01.750 Girl: Yo, you guys, um, do you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO. (Pewds mocking): Yo, you guys ever get that weird glitch in CSGO. 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:06.970 Where you see through the walls for two fucking rounds and don't acknowledge it 00:03:06.970 --> 00:03:12.850 But then all the sudden you do? (laugh) Girl: ...where it shows your rank. It shows everyone's rank. 00:03:12.850 --> 00:03:18.669 P: Oh, it shows everyone's rank! G: I played the other day, P: Uh-huh! G: I played the other day with 00:03:18.670 --> 00:03:20.260 Pewds: You played the other day 00:03:20.260 --> 00:03:21.369 Girl: With (?), and he had it and now I have it 00:03:21.369 --> 00:03:28.600 I don't- I don't know what's wrong Pewds: It must have been some sort of computer virus that installed itself and then you just didn't see it! 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:30.960 Girl: That's weird Pewds: That's weird, that is weird. 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:35.360 Girl: (yell) Wait! What the fuck!? Pewds (mocking): (yell) What the fuck? 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:39.260 Okay. Well, what's excuse number two? Please tell me. Girl: Clara?! 00:03:39.260 --> 00:03:41.420 Pewds: Clara (laugh) 00:03:42.920 --> 00:03:48.360 Fucking Clara. I've been telling you guys about her for so long. Fucking Clara cannot be trusted 00:03:49.480 --> 00:03:53.040 What does she do? Girl: Hold on. Clara, give me one second. Pewds: All right 00:03:53.040 --> 00:03:58.120 Girl: Where is this? How do I close this? Yo, Rock, I need some help because I don't know what I'm looking at right now. 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.120 What the fuck is that. Hello?? 00:04:00.530 --> 00:04:06.489 I need to text my friend Clara right now. She was at my house earlier today. What the actual fuck?! 00:04:06.760 --> 00:04:09.489 I love the top comment under this video. Clara, "sorry" 00:04:09.489 --> 00:04:10.519 (laugh) 00:04:10.519 --> 00:04:16.809 Yo, Rock. Do you remember- do you remember when fucking Clara got the fucking VAC ban? I'm going to kill this girl. 00:04:16.840 --> 00:04:19.500 She promised me she didn't use it on the PC. I am fucking done. 00:04:19.520 --> 00:04:21.400 She was here today, and I was watching her 00:04:21.400 --> 00:04:27.069 Why the fuck- why the fuck?! This is what happens when you let people use your PC. Can't trust them. Alright 00:04:27.099 --> 00:04:31.539 That's such- so mean to Clara. Like this fucking girl 00:04:31.539 --> 00:04:35.318 Girl: I think uhhhh- I think this is it. I'm going to uhhhh Pewds: It's so fucking- Oh my God 00:04:35.320 --> 00:04:38.740 Girl: I'm going to log off now 00:04:38.760 --> 00:04:45.420 So one of my nightmares with streaming is that you would accidentally leave the stream on, and then uh you do something horrible 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:49.060 Somethin you're not supposed to do, something not Christian 00:04:49.180 --> 00:04:52.720 and uh everyone sees it, but this girl clearly 00:04:53.420 --> 00:05:01.380 fakes. That- that- that's the case and it's so fucking obvious when you look it- look at it. Girl: But yeah, I think uhhhhh 00:05:01.380 --> 00:05:03.980 I think this is it. I'm going to 00:05:03.980 --> 00:05:09.020 Pewds (mocking): Yeah, I think this is it! I am going to go away now! 00:05:09.080 --> 00:05:10.380 Girl: To uh 00:05:10.380 --> 00:05:13.760 I'm going to log off now and 00:05:13.760 --> 00:05:14.260 (Pewds laughing) 00:05:14.260 --> 00:05:16.920 Have a- Nicely gonna have a good night's sleep 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:24.459 Pewds (mocking): I am going to go away! I am going to have a nice sleepy and nothing else! 00:05:24.460 --> 00:05:26.500 I will go and sleep! 00:05:26.500 --> 00:05:27.349 Mmah 00:05:27.349 --> 00:05:33.158 No! Not continue streaming, and no masturbating! Girl: In time, hopefully uh, you guys 00:05:33.158 --> 00:05:34.580 will be here- 00:05:34.580 --> 00:05:36.580 Yeah. Pewds: Wait I just realized this video 00:05:36.580 --> 00:05:39.550 Got age-restricted so that means if I show what's about to happen 00:05:39.740 --> 00:05:46.269 My video will be age restricted and fuck that, you can look it up yourself. She comes back. She plays her fiddle 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:56.918 Okay, uh but it's not only the women of course. We g- (laugh) this is also a classic 00:06:02.080 --> 00:06:04.680 This one didn't get age-restricted though. It's uh 00:06:06.080 --> 00:06:09.580 It's just funny when he- when- when guys does it Guy: What is up, everyone? 00:06:10.490 --> 00:06:12.490 Hello, hello and welcome (snort) 00:06:13.180 --> 00:06:14.260 Oh the cameras on 00:06:14.260 --> 00:06:14.990 (laugh) 00:06:14.990 --> 00:06:17.280 Ba deh beh beh beh Cue the Seinfeld 00:06:18.169 --> 00:06:20.169 (laugh) 00:06:22.009 --> 00:06:27.218 (mocking) Oh the cameras! How long have you been watching? Did you see all of that? 00:06:30.260 --> 00:06:36.159 But you know, streaming isn't that bad. It's not like actually bad things happen. Wait. Home invasions caught on Twitch 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:39.140 What? Where do people live? Jesus Christ. 00:06:39.140 --> 00:06:41.140 Girl: Oh! The hell? 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.120 (guy shouting in background) 00:06:46.520 --> 00:06:49.280 Pewds: Jesus. Oh my God 00:06:51.220 --> 00:06:53.220 This music is fucking awesome 00:06:57.080 --> 00:06:58.680 Anyone know what song this is? 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:04.040 Really like this tune 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:11.720 Really good 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:19.820 I'm joking. I hope she's okay. I think she is. I- she made a video about it afterwards Girl: At the time 00:07:19.840 --> 00:07:24.787 I didn't know what was going on. They were supposed to go to someone else, like their target. 00:07:24.787 --> 00:07:26.649 They were probably after a youtuber 00:07:26.650 --> 00:07:29.320 They make more money. Guy: I have a gun right now, that was actually really close. 00:07:30.320 --> 00:07:32.469 And our car speeds off. A car 00:07:32.470 --> 00:07:35.260 just sped off. I think my neighbors just got driven by. Y'know 00:07:35.260 --> 00:07:39.640 Let me- let me go check actually. Hold on. I might need to grab a gun just in case but I think it's just a drive-by 00:07:39.940 --> 00:07:42.860 They see where my knife at yo. Let me get a knife. 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:44.920 Other guy: I think it's just a drive-by. No big deal. 00:07:45.530 --> 00:07:47.380 This- this clip kind of annoys me 00:07:47.380 --> 00:07:52.600 Maybe because I don't- I don't know exactly what is happening, but there's some drive-by, hear some gunshots 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:54.999 And he's "like let me just get my knife, let me just get my gun" 00:07:55.780 --> 00:08:01.580 Has this nibba not heard of swatting? Okay. Police comes in and you have a gun you're gonna get fucking shot 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:05.560 That seems like a terrible idea to have a gun next to you when you fucking stream 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:07.560 (stuttering) 00:08:08.840 --> 00:08:12.940 Right? Am I the only one thinking like this? So there's this audio clip 00:08:12.940 --> 00:08:18.940 That sounds exactly like someone is knocking on your door if you have headphones on it will trick you 00:08:19.220 --> 00:08:23.290 100% So it knocks here, and then you obviously do this and you look there 00:08:23.290 --> 00:08:29.709 and then it goes in this ear a little less. So it really sounds like something is coming from there, like it sounds super real and 00:08:30.320 --> 00:08:36.420 Some people send these to streamers, and it tricks them (laugh) and the reaction is just fucking hilarious 00:08:38.860 --> 00:08:40.860 (knocking) 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:43.060 It sounds real 00:08:43.060 --> 00:08:44.720 Other guy: God! And then they just fucking hide 00:08:44.960 --> 00:08:49.000 Pewds: But nibba this guy, just grabs a gun in hi- (stuttering) If I had a gun next to me 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:51.489 I'd throw it the fuck away, I'm like, I'm not- THAT'S NOT MINE !!!!! 00:08:52.310 --> 00:08:55.960 Look, how casu- why does everyone just have guns? Fuck, man! 00:08:57.680 --> 00:09:00.790 Do you want to get shot? I don't get it, man. 00:09:01.400 --> 00:09:05.650 Other guy: Oh, and he's dead. Guy streaming: You got- Ohh, you son of a bitch. Pewds (mocking): Oh, you got me 00:09:05.650 --> 00:09:06.530 (laugh) 00:09:06.530 --> 00:09:08.530 What the fuck? 00:09:11.390 --> 00:09:15.400 Look at it. He's got a gun next to him! Dude, you're streamer !! 00:09:15.410 --> 00:09:19.600 You can't do that with the fucking- (laugh) (sigh) I don't know why bothers me 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:22.659 Did you not see what happened to this dude? News guy: First at 11:00 (?) on your side 00:09:23.060 --> 00:09:29.410 Exclusive Both: Shot between the eyes News: And a mistaken police response! It's an alarming new Crime trend in our area 00:09:30.050 --> 00:09:35.920 Jesus Christ, man. Why do I have to tell people to do it right? Oh my God this fucking thing, okay? 00:09:35.920 --> 00:09:39.069 Let's finish with this one. This is probably one of my favorites 00:09:39.800 --> 00:09:41.800 (laugh) Because it's so confusing 00:09:42.920 --> 00:09:44.920 So, this streamer 00:09:44.980 --> 00:09:51.840 I think the context here is that she was playing Dark Souls, which you can tell here by the giant window of gameplay, and 00:09:53.750 --> 00:10:00.820 She was getting drunk but for some reason, and I can't- what I want to know why. 'Cause I don't understand why. She decided to 00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:02.990 stream herself 00:10:02.990 --> 00:10:04.990 walking up the stairs 00:10:05.560 --> 00:10:06.860 in crutches 00:10:06.860 --> 00:10:09.340 Now, (laugh) here's the thing about that that I don't understand (laugh) 00:10:10.670 --> 00:10:13.929 First of all, seeing a girl walking up the stairs. Thi- 00:10:14.780 --> 00:10:16.899 It's not that attractive. Okay? 00:10:17.300 --> 00:10:20.020 It's not like I'm always like "Oh my fucking God! 00:10:20.350 --> 00:10:24.670 I can see a little better angle of that ass", like it's not that great. Okay? 00:10:24.670 --> 00:10:30.309 I understand the whole thing that they figured out that they can do on Twitch where they like have a whiteboard and they 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:32.040 bend over. They're like 00:10:32.040 --> 00:10:33.460 (high voice) "Ooh let me put the deh there" 00:10:33.460 --> 00:10:40.760 I can sort of understand that, but just walking up the stairs? That is not attractive, okay? It's not sexy, but the thing is (laugh) 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:47.970 She doesn't just walk up the stairs. She walk up the stairs in fucking crutches. That's like- (laugh) It's not sexy 00:10:47.970 --> 00:10:51.509 You look like a fucking retard. What are you doing? Why is she doing thi- ? (laugh) 00:10:55.560 --> 00:11:01.820 If I came into this dream now, I'd be like, "Is that a girl in special needs? Like what's wrong with her? Is 00:11:01.820 --> 00:11:07.360 she trying to show.. what a struggle it is to walk up the stairs when (stutter) handicap? 00:11:08.470 --> 00:11:10.470 Is that what this is about? 00:11:13.450 --> 00:11:17.550 How do- how does the thought go, "I'm going to put a camera here, 00:11:17.550 --> 00:11:23.279 so that people live can watch me walk up the stairs in crutches. That- how does that make any sense?! 00:11:23.280 --> 00:11:26.120 I don't understand! I'm so confused! 00:11:26.280 --> 00:11:28.280 But then it keeps going! 00:11:28.870 --> 00:11:32.040 'Cause her boyfriend, Sodapoppin, bless his soul 00:11:32.040 --> 00:11:32.800 BF: Dude, Mia 00:11:32.800 --> 00:11:38.369 Is this fake? It feels like I'm watching a Big Brother reality show or some shit, but I'm well entertained 00:11:38.370 --> 00:11:43.650 so I hope it- I hope it is. He comes in super pissed about this (laugh) 00:11:43.650 --> 00:11:49.020 (talking) 00:11:49.020 --> 00:11:54.380 BF: Walking up these steps, your ass. Right before that, looked like you were trying to (?) 00:11:54.380 --> 00:11:57.760 (girl arguing back) 00:11:57.760 --> 00:12:00.240 Pewds (repeating): How was I supposed to know that? 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:01.480 Well, I hope they worked it through 00:12:01.490 --> 00:12:06.440 I hope they got through whatever the fuck that was, because that can't be fun to have life. But anyway 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:10.519 that's just some of my favorite streaming moments. I had plenty more but I think we're out of time 00:12:10.889 --> 00:12:13.279 We're not really out of time, but we hit the 10-minute mark 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:18.379 So you know, it's time for me to go and uh fuck off and play some pub G. Anyway 00:12:18.380 --> 00:12:23.599 thank you guys for watching. Leave a like and sister fister and all that shit and I'll see you tomorrow with another video 00:12:23.599 --> 00:12:24.329 (kiss) 00:12:24.329 --> 00:12:26.329 Sister Fister©