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YES

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YEEEEEEESSS

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Finally

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It finally happened.

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My favourite channel.

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MY FAVOURITE CHANNEL

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Finally...

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...did a video on me

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I'm talking of course about...

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WatchMojooo

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If you don't know WatchMojo...

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...thats like...

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...you don't know Jesus.(really?)

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WatchMojo: The Greatest Top 10 Channel...

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...of all time

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With such classic titles as:

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Top 10 Anime Chefs

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*Clap*

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If you think I've been out of ideas...

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...WatchMojo is on a whole new level of out-of-ideasness.

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"Top 10 Greatest Sandwiches of All Time"

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You can't beat that...

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...you just CAAAAAAAAANNNNN"""""
""TTTT

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"Top 10 Celebrities Who Tried to Hide Going Bald"

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"Top 10 Unforgettable Anime Aliens"

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*Laughs*

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But now, the day I pray for has finally come...

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"Top 10 Funniest Pewdiepie Videos"

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*Sarcastic Clapping*

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They did top 10, not top 3?

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How did they manage top 10 of that?

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Pffttt

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That...uh...that's impossible.

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How is it goin' bros

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Uhhh...

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*Groaning*

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It's "How's it going sisters" okay?

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Get it right

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GET IT RIGHT DAMMIT, we're called sisters now.

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Sister Fister™

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Already...complete failure.

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"Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest Pewdiepie videos."

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I'm obviously a swedish person(duuh)

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"Before we begin, we publish new videos every day, so be sure to subscribe for more great content."

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Wait...no...wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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You upload twelve videos a day.

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*Laughter*

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Do you want to get spammed with Top 10 videos?

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Check it out:

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"Number 10: Reading Mean Comments"

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"As we all know, intense fame brings its fair share of critics."

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Why are your headphones pink? Lol.

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Number 9

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What really? That's what they pick?

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That's what they pick?

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Funny montage 3

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Number 8

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Funny gaming montage?

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Flappy Bird?

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Happy Wheels?

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Y'all nibbas just went to my top popular videos!

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You didn't even watch my videos!

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You just went to most popular!

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And selected the what the fuuuuuuuuuck! (Lol)

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Goddamn youuuuuuuu

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Wait what is this--check out these related PewDiePie stuff (great grammar WatchMojo 10/10)

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Ah you fuckers

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Is that a referral link?

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ITS A FOCKING REFERRAL LINK

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YOU SNEAKY MOTHERFUCKEEEEERS

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You know what? Fuck this, I'm going to make my own Top 10 video

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It might be extremely self-absorbed, self-praising, self-loving, but that's who I am, baby,

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And if you don't like it, then you can just

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GO HOME

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BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

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Okay, I made a list

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I made a list of top-

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my favorite PewDiePie videos

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If you haven't watched this, then you're not a real Sister Fister©, okay?

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(Reading)

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Comin' at you guys at number one...

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YOUTUBE HIGH SCHOOL

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"Today is my first day at high school."

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"I can't believe I'm finally here..."

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"I'm CUTIEPIEMARIZIA... and this is my story!"

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*Shitty alternative rock music plays throughout*

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I loved YouTube High School, it was like a 3 part series that I did (actually 5 parts)

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Making fun of youtubers and youtube

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*Sniffing noise* Ahhhhhh

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It's extremely retarded

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Extremely stupid

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But that's sort of what made it funny

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I think my favorite part of this is the soundeffect I did for when they walk

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*PRRRRRT*

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"Oh boy, that sure was a quick class...

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"Pewdiepieeee!!!"

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"Oh my god not this fucking idiot again..."

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"PRT"

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Ehh.. I wanted it to become like Youtube Highschool Musical

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So I started making songs at the end of it

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"Ooh, we shared all our secrets

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"You know me in and out

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But there is a detail I haven't told about

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I'll let you slip it in the backdoor 3x

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The backdoor

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Still better than everyday bro at least

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It really just became too much effort, cause people weren't watching it

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Like, I know views isn't everything

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And like I don't base all my decisions based on views

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But the amount off effort these videos took

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Compared to like how little views they got

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It didn't seem like people really were into it

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So... Ehhhh

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I didn't really see a point of spending all that time

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Like it would take me a day and a half at least to make

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And I would like do nothing else

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I'm not complaining, I'm just saying

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I'm really proud of these videos

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Uhh--because I really actually try to make something a bit more

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But it just wasn't worth it

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*laughs*

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But moving on

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Coming up at #2 guys

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The falcon lover series

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Yeah, does anyone remember these?

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Back in 2014

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People loved these

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I think this is the first time I noticed people were like

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"Well... wait PewDiePie doesn't just make retarded

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horror videos screaming at them?

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He actually makes funny stuff?"

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I think these were those videos

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For a lot of people.

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Dear everyone. Please subscribe to my new channel, youtube.

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I think I'm about to hit 3 subs soon.

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Please subscribe and also please don't hate.

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Peace!

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It was basically--I

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I don't remember what it was

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I just made up this fuckin character

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And wrote a story through the comments

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Dear fans! Thanks for 5 subs!

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I think it was inspired when I read hate comments

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Based on a true story

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Dear everyone,

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Falcon lover here

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I've come back to tell you all that

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I've seen how you make funs of me

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And I want you all to know that

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Just because I don't to good quickscopes

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And just because my montage doesn't have many views

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That doesn't mean I don't have feelings

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*laughs*

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It kinda--it flows nicely.

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I don't know. They're funny, if you wanna watch them

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Umm... go right ahead

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Alright guys

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Coming up at top 3 everyone

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Top 3 PewDiePie

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*laughs* This is so s--this is so self centered.

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Has anyone else on YouTube ever made a top 10 of your own videos?

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So fuckin retarded, Jesus Christ

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PewDiePie was--

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Oh right, Ok, this one

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This is my response video to my response video

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It's kinda stupid.

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When all the Wall Street Journal stuff went down

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I had to make some sort of video addressing the situation seriously.

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When in reality,

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This is the video I wanted to make.

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Basically just shitting on everyone. *laughs*

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I thought it's solid

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It's bulletproof

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I go through everything very well

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I articulated my points

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In a way where you can't really dispute it

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and I really didn't want to upload this video

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Because I thought it would stir up more drama in the media

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NO

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Nope man

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PLeasE

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Say it's not true

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Yes I heart on for the nazis.

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NO!

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NOoo

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That's an anti-semitic joke.

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-And not a single media

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outlet posted about it. I'm-

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*laughs*

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They will take like- my update vlogs and make twenty articles-

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like hundreds of articles about (like thousands of articles)

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But this video --me adressing the media directly

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and then they get away with that--

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I think they can't really argue against.

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Not a single-- not a single article

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I'm not joking-- no one posted about it.

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I remember- I posted it before the weekend and I was legit exhausted from all the dramas on the media

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-and I was like "Fuck, I shouldn't uploaded this video cuz this gonna stir shit up"

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Nothing.

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Uh, I was legit amazed

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I was like- "How is this possible?"

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That no one is adressing this and then I was like--

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"Oh yeah because it makes them look bad"

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*laughs*

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Don't get me wrong- I don't really care about all this stuff that happened anymore.

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I'm not trying to bring up all drama but-- Uh,

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I like the video

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I think it is a good video and I'm proud of it.

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Coming up at #4 everyone

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Virtual Reality in public

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This video was the fucking pain in the ass to film.

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-I'm wearing aaaaa

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Wireless VR headset

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So I'm ready

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I can jump around WHEREVER I want

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Let's see... what wireless VR has to offer the future

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LET'S GO

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-Basically, we just went out in public

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and I was pretending I was wearing- wearing a VR headset

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HILARIOUS

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-We got some some-uh-scrub-skateboarders over here

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Can I skate with you guys?

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Come on! (lemme skate)
-Oh yeah, they were IGNORING ME SO HARD

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(Damn I got so much speed) That was so awkward

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At the end there's fucking walking into the ocean

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afterwards

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Or like "-How do we end this shitty video?

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-Uh

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I'll just walking into the ocean!"

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So fucking cold!

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Not worth it

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just not WORTH IT AT ALL

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*chuckles*

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I remember- *laughs*

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I was just like BREATHE

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*chuckles*

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and think of the memes [same]

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*laughs*

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I remember going on like- *poods breathing in and out* [omg]

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*laughs* [we're glad you're having a good time]

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[where u going]

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oh man

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[goodbye merpoods, you'll be remembered]

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Good times

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This fucking video is not my favorite

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but since I'm on the top they go fucking-

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shit

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Legit me falling here

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I got a scar for life, okay?

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Pokemon Go

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is DANGEROUS

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it ain't WORTH IT

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don't do that shit

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fuck YouTube and fuck Pokemon Go

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moving on

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Top #5 everyone

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Can this video get 1 million *laughs* likes

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Probably the easiest video we've ever shot

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-U, BLIND?!

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*Incredible recorder noise*

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SMASH THAT LIKE, LIKE I SMASH MY FACE

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[rip cardboard poods 2k17-2k17]

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50 MILLION LIKES

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*sprays holy water*

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I just love the pure ADHD driven content

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It's so fucking retarded

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Coming up with top #6 everyone!

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top #6

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(Why are we still here)

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Kazoo Kid

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Kazoo KID

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EVERYONEEEEEEE

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(Every night)

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(I can feel my leg)

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(and my arm)

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(even my fingers)

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(the body I've lost)

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Wait what was it?

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(KAZOOOOOOOOOOO)

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Jesus f*cking Christ

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(Kazoooo)

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it's good

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It's good, it's good.

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Coming up at top six everyone

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My fovourite videos

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I only like this video for two reasons

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number one, this legit two second segment

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(Roy kho coupah so)

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(what the fuck does that mean *loud crash*

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ow shit)

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*pewds laughing*

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fuckin hell, and of course Minaja Please (Renata Bliss).

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(Hi I'm Renata Bliss, and I'm your freestyle dance teacher)

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Top four everyone

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I lost count...

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I would have to say my response to Sorsha, it's so...

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I think it's the first time I responded to

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another Youtuber

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Like I get a lot of videos like this

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but I never actually bother... like I just ignore them

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but I'm like ahh fuck it this is so stupid

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I have to make a response.

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what the, what the, what the, wwww

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*ear rape* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

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(Entertaining millions of people)

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*pewds laughing*

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What the fuck are you doing

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I still love to quote that

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it's just such a good meme

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Coming in at top three

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are you bored yet?

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Cause it's about to get good.

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BeastMaster Sixty-Four

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the greatest

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*pewds laughs*

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This video legit we had no Idea

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I owe this video to Brad cause like

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we didn't know what the fuck to film.

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Brad was like, "I'll save this video, we'll do this, and this, and this."

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And I'm like ok lets do it

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and...

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I didn't think it would work,

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but the video came out great.

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That's a Pokemon!

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That's a Pokemon right there!

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Fucking Pokemon!

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Brad: oh my god...

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Brad: oh my god...

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That's my Pokemon!

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*gunshot from a crossbow...*

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If Pokemon aren't real

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then dogs aren't real either.

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*pewds crying*

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*pewds hyperventilating*

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*another gunshot from a crossbow*

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*pewds laughing*

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It's my favorite ending of

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any of my videos ever.

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I love part two as well

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cause legit I was terrified.

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I thought I was gonna die.

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I jum-

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It was such a streamy day, like I...

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I'm glad I wore the life vest

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cause otherwise I would not have jumped

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into the fucking water

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tell the men...

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remember me.

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I remember swimming and I was just like

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well...

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I hope I make it to shore

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*pewds laughing*

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Like we ended up in such

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a different location than

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we started

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it was so stupid.

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My number one favorite video

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is not even up on my channel anymore...

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cause it got flagged for copyright.

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It's so fucking retarded.

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I bought this fucking car

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I bought the cheapest car I could possibly find

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just to make fun of people that flash...

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just to make fun of YouTuber's that flash their car

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We shot the video, we didnt think it was funny at all

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but

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it came out hilarious in the edit.

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(3pac - Pewdiepie is a ...)

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I still have the car

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*pewds laughing*

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Those are my top ten

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What're your favorite

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Pewdiepie videos!

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NO!

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NO, NO I have NO

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There's no one of them

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because their all shit

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Thank you very much

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Thank's for watching this one

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I hope to make another

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top ten favorites.

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in the future.

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Thank you guys so much

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*kisses hand*

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And as always

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Sister Fister™!