WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-IE 00:00:00.020 --> 00:00:01.900 Don't you just love flying 00:00:18.560 --> 00:00:20.360 The most amazing experience 00:00:20.360 --> 00:00:22.240 Who would have thought, that it would even be possible! 00:00:22.980 --> 00:00:28.080 Such a wonderful experience.. how could it possibly go wrong? 00:00:28.680 --> 00:00:32.540 ................................ 00:00:33.800 --> 00:00:34.740 ............................... 00:00:35.180 --> 00:00:36.380 We've just recovered... 00:00:37.360 --> 00:00:38.880 ..from the Pepsi memes 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:41.080 Now, for you guys who don't know, I'm sure a lot of you know already 00:00:41.760 --> 00:00:44.740 There's been this video of a man.. 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:48.820 being dragged off the aeroplane 00:00:48.820 --> 00:00:50.640 Let's.. Let's have a little watch 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:51.940 In case, you haven't seen it 00:00:56.220 --> 00:00:58.700 I love this guy, by the way, he's (SO FUCKING HAPPY) 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:04.120 that he got to keep his seat *laughs* he's like 'yeah I got to keep my seat (MOTHERFUCKER) 00:01:04.160 --> 00:01:05.520 +I don't give a shit+ 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:08.640 awk men, yes! Look how happy he is! What the fuck! 00:01:08.640 --> 00:01:11.840 In video: ^MAN SCREAMING AS PULLED FROM CHAIR^ 00:01:25.880 --> 00:01:28.520 Literally dragging him outta his seat 00:01:28.520 --> 00:01:30.080 And I know what you're thinking.. 00:01:30.140 --> 00:01:34.420 'What did he do? Did he offend the crew? Maybe the passengers?' 00:01:34.420 --> 00:01:39.240 Maybe he said something really mean? What's happening here is absolutely horrible. 00:01:39.660 --> 00:01:46.440 I can't believe it's happening. This is so bizarre! Okay, let me give a bit of better context here. 00:01:46.440 --> 00:01:51.700 So, basically, what happens in a lot of airlines - in America especially- as I understand.. 00:01:51.700 --> 00:01:57.460 Is that they overbook the flights because a tonne of people that book the flights.. don't actually show up 00:01:57.820 --> 00:02:03.900 So, a way for company's airlines to make even more money on seats for people who don't show up 00:02:04.260 --> 00:02:09.200 Is to sell more tickets, than it exists on the airplane 00:02:17.100 --> 00:02:19.360 Everyone, shows up for the fight (it does happen) 00:02:19.380 --> 00:02:25.380 And that way, clearly, they can't fly the plane. You know, with people sitting on the floor 00:02:25.480 --> 00:02:29.240 So, they have to accommodate these passengers *laughs* 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:33.480 By dragging them the fuck out of the airplane *laughs* 00:02:35.100 --> 00:02:36.620 I'm not laughing at him 00:02:36.620 --> 00:02:39.320 I'm laughing at how bizarre the situatuion is 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:41.700 Don't get me wrong, what's happening here is horrible 00:02:41.700 --> 00:02:47.380 But that wasn't what happened, the reason why they dragged this guy off the plane was because.. 00:02:47.780 --> 00:02:53.300 United wanted to move some of their crew, some of their employees to another city 00:02:53.300 --> 00:02:56.940 so, they didn't overbook it, they just wanted to move their people 00:02:57.080 --> 00:02:57.720 *laughING* 00:02:57.720 --> 00:03:01.560 so they're like we're going to throw away people that paid for their ticket 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.760 You're Out 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:08.560 So, what happened was they said, does anyone want to make uhh $400 00:03:08.880 --> 00:03:11.820 well, uhh, we'll fly you in tomorrow at 2pm 00:03:11.820 --> 00:03:17.280 No one. Absolutely no one takes that offer because who The fuck wants to stay a night in another city 00:03:17.620 --> 00:03:18.440 until 2PM 00:03:18.440 --> 00:03:21.120 So, then they said they'll select some people at random 00:03:21.120 --> 00:03:26.860 And they don't select the first class, by the way, they select whoever paid the lowest first 00:03:27.380 --> 00:03:34.120 Four people were selected, and this man did refuse to leave ///\\\his spot for the United Crew members 00:03:34.260 --> 00:03:35.940 And this is what happened 00:03:35.940 --> 00:03:37.760 Removed This Screams as forcefully Removed cuts. 00:03:37.760 --> 00:03:39.600 I was so confused about it at first 00:03:39.660 --> 00:03:44.660 I was like, how can you throw away someone on the plane if he's already entered 00:03:44.780 --> 00:03:49.040 Like, why was he allowed to enter if he's not allowed to enter? 00:03:49.040 --> 00:03:50.200 *laughs* I'm so confused 00:03:50.200 --> 00:03:55.440 Apparently, they fucking let him back in again. Drag him out.. and he comes running back! 00:03:55.540 --> 00:03:57.860 Where did all that blood come from? 00:03:57.860 --> 00:04:00.300 That wasn't there before.. What did they do to him? 00:04:00.440 --> 00:04:03.880 First of all, flight was from Chicago to Louisville 00:04:03.880 --> 00:04:05.780 I looked that up on google maps.. Looked this. 00:04:05.780 --> 00:04:08.160 It's a short flight, it's like an hour long 00:04:08.300 --> 00:04:10.860 It cost £174 00:04:11.040 --> 00:04:14.380 But they offered £400 for people to exit? 00:04:14.640 --> 00:04:18.960 Why didn't they just book them on a flight, if you need people to go so badly? 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:21.180 It'll be cheaper! 00:04:21.380 --> 00:04:23.720 This whole thing could have been avoided!! 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:25.540 As horrible as this event is.. 00:04:25.720 --> 00:04:28.120 The memes, as always, are delicious 00:04:28.460 --> 00:04:29.440 *laughing* 00:04:29.780 --> 00:04:32.020 You know, we were blessed with Pepsi 00:04:32.340 --> 00:04:33.220 but United.. 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:34.200 Thank you <_> 00:04:36.220 --> 00:04:39.820 In video: *audio that I cannot be bothered to type out* 00:04:59.060 --> 00:05:01.540 In video: United Nations.. Fuck you! 00:05:01.920 --> 00:05:02.660 *laughing* 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:04.040 I love it so much 00:05:04.040 --> 00:05:09.760 It's always great, just paying for expensive plane tickets to then getting dragged the fuck out of it 00:05:21.760 --> 00:05:26.660 I guess, I guess, they got their employee training video from The Dark Knight 00:05:26.660 --> 00:05:29.480 The thing that bothers me the most about this situation is........ 00:05:29.820 --> 00:05:34.960 it's something I'm thinking constantly about, is if only. IF ONLY 00:05:37.180 --> 00:05:38.880 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:42.620 This whole thing, could have been resolved instantly. 00:05:43.320 --> 00:05:45.940 There would not have been a problem, if he just said- 00:05:45.940 --> 00:05:50.760 -Excuse me Sir, I would just like to keep my seat, they say no, he's like.. 00:05:51.100 --> 00:05:53.860 00:05:54.220 --> 00:05:55.340 * laughing* 00:05:55.780 --> 00:05:56.560 OMG 00:05:56.560 --> 00:05:59.440 So, the memes on Twitter are absolutely amazing 00:06:00.220 --> 00:06:03.900 Here we see the exchange that went down with Kylie Jenner 00:06:04.280 --> 00:06:04.840 Amazing 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:23.740 United, "If we cannot beat our competitors, we beat our customers" 00:06:23.840 --> 00:06:24.340 *laughing* 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:26.840 Board as a doctor, leave as a patient. 00:06:28.140 --> 00:06:30.720 We'll seat you. Then we'll beat you. 00:06:30.900 --> 00:06:34.020 This is some great PR. This is some excellent PR 00:06:34.020 --> 00:06:38.260 I do have a feeling that uhh United is not gonna face this problem any longer 00:06:38.260 --> 00:06:42.760 You know? I have a feeling there's not gonna be too many overbookings any longer 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:43.760 Luckily 00:06:43.780 --> 00:06:44.900 Oh I love this one 00:06:45.100 --> 00:06:45.940 *laughing* 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:57.060 *reads screen* 00:06:58.400 --> 00:07:02.020 Now, the thing is the CEO of United made a statement 00:07:02.220 --> 00:07:03.420 It reads like this 00:07:03.420 --> 00:07:11.060 *reads screen again* 00:07:16.520 --> 00:07:17.020 No..... no 00:07:17.780 --> 00:07:19.320 Oh sorry, that wasn't it. 00:07:19.320 --> 00:07:24.420 He made a completely different statement, basically the equivalent of a Youtuber apology 00:07:25.100 --> 00:07:25.740 *laughing* 00:07:25.940 --> 00:07:26.980 Trust me, I know 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:30.580 Basically saying, well I'm sorry it's your fault 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:33.520 The CEO of United, god bless you! 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:35.180 Amazing 00:07:35.180 --> 00:07:41.720 He basically -- I'm quoting directly-- I apologise for having to re-accommodate these customers 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:45.340 There was also a leaked email coming from the CEO of United 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:51.840 Basically, uhh, showing no sign of remorse or empathy 00:07:52.220 --> 00:07:53.380 For the situation 00:07:54.200 --> 00:07:56.540 *reads screen* 00:07:57.140 --> 00:07:59.720 That we studied from the Dark Knight 00:08:00.100 --> 00:08:02.220 From the Dark Knight movie 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:08.880 *reading* 00:08:11.200 --> 00:08:12.400 He came from Pepsi 00:08:13.140 --> 00:08:14.940 Our lord and saviour 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:27.440 Why don't you ask this guy.. and what he thinks about this statement 00:08:27.600 --> 00:08:29.080 Airlines are all fucked 00:08:29.080 --> 00:08:29.680 Okay? 00:08:29.680 --> 00:08:32.560 Some of them, are just more fucked than others 00:08:32.860 --> 00:08:35.580 Clearly, United is now apart of that list 00:08:35.580 --> 00:08:39.800 I think everyone who has flown somewhat frequently has had a bad experience 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:44.500 I've had a similar experience like this - I didn't get beaten 00:08:44.920 --> 00:08:45.420 Okay 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:48.420 I had a connecting flight once 00:08:48.420 --> 00:08:52.540 The flight was delayed but I made it to the terminal in time 00:08:52.540 --> 00:08:54.920 Before they even started boarding the plane 00:08:54.920 --> 00:09:00.100 But they refused to let me on the flight because they thought that since the plane was delayed- 00:09:00.100 --> 00:09:00.820 -that I wouldn't make it 00:09:00.820 --> 00:09:05.840 So they had, without telling me, or without doing anything, they just booked me on another flight 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:08.100 And so, seeing everyone just getting on the plane 00:09:08.100 --> 00:09:11.760 When I'm just like, why aren't you letting me on the plane? 00:09:11.760 --> 00:09:14.180 It's one of the most frustrating things I ever had to deal with 00:09:14.180 --> 00:09:15.760 When I was gonna visit Marzia 00:09:15.760 --> 00:09:17.260 The first time we dated 00:09:17.260 --> 00:09:20.860 And I was just so annoyed that I wouldn't make it to her in time 00:09:20.860 --> 00:09:23.400 I understand this guy refusing to leave 00:09:23.400 --> 00:09:25.960 He paid for the ticket, he bought the ticket 00:09:26.260 --> 00:09:29.780 You can't sell someone something that you don't have 00:09:29.840 --> 00:09:30.720 That's fraud 00:09:30.940 --> 00:09:33.660 If you ask me what United did, is fraud! 00:09:33.660 --> 00:09:36.800 I hope this guy gets reimbursed for what happened 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:38.680 and no, I'm not talking 400$ 00:09:39.260 --> 00:09:43.400 in money, that most likely you have to spend at the airport 00:09:43.400 --> 00:09:44.300 or in new plane tickets 00:09:44.300 --> 00:09:46.220 Alright, that was this video 00:09:46.220 --> 00:09:48.220 Let me know if you enjoyed! Leave a like if you did! 00:09:48.500 --> 00:09:51.060 I'll see you tomorrow with another one 00:09:51.060 --> 00:09:52.460 Stay awesome bros