I'm a mastermind in military strachievement
-insert epic music-
-soft warcrys and noises-
-continues epic song-
-more cringy cries and noises-
-resumes awesome music-
-cries in agony-
-defeat-
Filthy Nazi ner-
Ge- ge- Norwegians
Rag doll games.
Hilarious.
It doesn't get funnier than this.
More rag doll games. Please.
Rag doll games is like, a gift from god.
Here you go, Pewds
More views!
Another rag doll game.
It's made by Land full games,
which is a Swedish developer.
So you know it's gonna be a bomb ass game
It's called TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIM-
That looks amazing. (Simply beautiful)
This is...
See, this is the kind of game where... * Pewdz processing*
anyone can play.
You could literally put a rag doll
in front of this game
and it's still funny.
OH Okay.
I summoned-
Which one did I summon? (lmao)
I'm gonna guess these are my guys.
GO BOIS
GET EM
Aw shit, they got fucked.
They're useless piece of shit.
I bet they're Irish
FINE, we're doin the cannon crew
[Hitler Pewdz] SEND IN THE CANNON CREW
[Hitler Pewdz] FOUR SPEARMEN
[Hitler Pewdz] SIX SPEARMEN
[Hitler Pewdz] What the fuck is the cannon crew doing!?!?!?
[Hitler Pewdz] FIRE
-amazing battle began-
IMITATING WHAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE GAME
[Hitler Pewdz] FIRE DAS CANNON
[Hitler Pewdz] SHOOT
JYESS
Cannon...
Ass...
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION OPENING SONG - A CRUEL ANGEL'S THESIS
I love this game!!!
Ballista.
[Soldier Pewdz] But sir???
-unable to resist-
[Soldier Pewdz] You can't afford another ballista.
[Soldier Pewdz] We can't afford to lose another ballist-
[Hitler Pewdz] SHUT THE FUCK UP
[Hitler Pewdz] WE'RE DOING THE BALLISTA
[Hitler Pewdz] Oh wait we don't, we can't afford it.
[Solider Pewdz] Thats what I was trying to say you
[Hitler Pewdz] Shuddap
Ok. alright.
No, no, no, no, no
Go to them.
DAMNIT
-cries of agony in process-
*loud version of cries*
-Metal Gear Solid 4 - War has Changed-
*Twang*
That guy got shot in the fucking head.
For Sweden
This game is driving me insane. I love it.
Ooh
Ze catapult.
[Hitler Pewdz] Two catapults
[Hitler Pewdz] And the peasants...
[Hitler Pewdz] CHARGE THE CATAPULT.
[Hitler Pewdz] FIRE
*NOISE*
*WHAT ARE THOSEEEE*
What the hell are those?!?!
Jesus christ man.
*WHAT ARE THOSEEEE*
Oh my god he comes back. (laughs)
*WHAT ARE THOSEEEE*
This guy's amazing!
I'm like the best goddamn war general Sweden has ever known.
I'm like Gustav the second fucking Adolf
I wreck shit
I know how to fucking--
I know how to kill people.
You think we just let Norway be it's own country?
Fuck that
It's time to pay back.
It's time to get us that oil money.
It's a fierce battle.
You outbidded me on ebay
I'll get you for this.
Come back here ya bitch.
That's right.
-The chasing game begins-
Görgen is going to get em
Görgen pierces his nipple.
For sweden.
For Gustav den andra Adolf
you'll never stop Görgen
on the ballista.
Unless you fuck the ballista that is, goddammit.
Does that guy has the fucking sword up his ass?
Goddamn Norwegians and their fetishes man.
The battle of Helsingborg.
Don't make me laugh you Finnish scum.
Finnish scum.
I'll finish you.
Am i Finnish? No, i'm Swedish!
What the hell man?
What are you doing?
Fucking cowardly assed Finland
He's trying to be a tree
thinking no one will kill him.
Get 'em boy!
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG, WHERE ARE YOU GOINGGGG?
oh shit he's in bi... deep tr
OOHHH go right at them, go, go right at em.
Don't,
oh my god that worked.
Oh shit
headshot.
Ooh theres a chance.
Come on boys:
Tonight we dine in hell.
NOOO
NOO
I've...
I've let them down...
My whole country...
I'm not a Swedish general.
I'm just a piece of shit youtuber,
that yells in the microphone too much. ( Isn't that Jack?)
But i'll be back!
Aaand yeah
I really enjoyed this game, I think it's really cool
check out the link in the description.
Landfill games, you are making really cool stuff lately
I appreciate ya.
And as always...
Stay awesome bros