WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: ro 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.000 Sunt un maestru antrenat in suicidere militara 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:21.980 *ceva limba straina* 00:00:21.980 --> 00:00:22.900 Ragdoll Games 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:25.020 Amuzant 00:00:25.020 --> 00:00:27.020 Nu poate fi mai amuzant ca asta 00:00:27.020 --> 00:00:27.980 00:00:27.980 --> 00:00:29.980 Mai multe jocuri de la Ragdoll , va rog ! 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:32.660 Sunt ca un cadou de la Dumnezeu 00:00:32.880 --> 00:00:34.120 Ia de aici Pewds 00:00:34.620 --> 00:00:35.120 Mai multe viziualizari 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:36.500 Inca un joc de la Ragdoll 00:00:37.220 --> 00:00:39.660 E facut de Lainfull Games care sunt developeri suedezi 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.840 Si sti ca o sa fie un joc foarte bun 00:00:41.840 --> 00:00:43.840 Se numeste Precizie totala in batalie, simulator 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:45.840 Doamne, asta suna grozav 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:47.840 Acesta este genul de joc 00:00:47.840 --> 00:00:49.840 Pe care toata lumea il poate juca 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:51.840 Doar daca pui un ragdoll in fata acestuia 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:53.840 Si este inca amuzant 00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:55.840 Oh, okay 00:00:55.840 --> 00:00:57.840 Ma intreb pe care i-am creat eu 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.840 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.840 Cred ca acestia sunt ai mei 00:01:01.840 --> 00:01:03.840 Haideti baieti. Distrugeti-i 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:05.840 La naiba 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:07.840 Ai nostri au fost infranti, bucati nefolositoare de mizerie ce sunt. 00:01:07.840 --> 00:01:09.840 Pun pariu ca sunt irlandenzi 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.840 Bine, vom trimite echipa cu tunul. 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.840 "Trimiteti tunuul" 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:15.840 Patru lancieri 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:17.860 Sase 00:01:17.860 --> 00:01:19.860 Ce naiba face omul cu tunul acolo?! 00:01:19.880 --> 00:01:21.860 Trageti! 00:01:21.860 --> 00:01:23.860 00:01:23.860 --> 00:01:25.860 00:01:25.860 --> 00:01:27.860 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:29.860 00:01:29.860 --> 00:01:31.860 00:01:31.860 --> 00:01:33.860 Trageti cu tunul, baieti!! 00:01:33.860 --> 00:01:35.860 trageti!!!! 00:01:35.860 --> 00:01:37.860 00:01:37.860 --> 00:01:39.860 Tunul... 00:01:39.860 --> 00:01:41.860 ...din fund 00:01:41.860 --> 00:01:43.860 00:01:43.860 --> 00:01:45.860 00:01:45.860 --> 00:01:47.860 00:01:47.860 --> 00:01:49.860 00:01:49.860 --> 00:01:51.860 00:01:51.860 --> 00:01:53.860 00:01:53.860 --> 00:01:55.860 00:01:55.860 --> 00:01:57.860 00:01:57.860 --> 00:01:59.860 Iubesc jocul asta! 00:01:59.860 --> 00:02:01.860 Balista 00:02:01.860 --> 00:02:03.860 "Dar domnule..." 00:02:03.860 --> 00:02:05.860 "...nu ne permitem balista 00:02:05.860 --> 00:02:07.860 "Nu ne permitem sa pierdem inca o balista" 00:02:07.860 --> 00:02:09.860 Taci naibii din gura, vom lua balista! 00:02:09.860 --> 00:02:11.860 Bine, se pare ca nu avem bani sa o cumparam. 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:13.860 "Asta am tot incercat sa va explic..." 00:02:13.860 --> 00:02:15.860 Doar taci 00:02:15.860 --> 00:02:17.860 Nu,nu,nu duceti-va la ei. 00:02:17.860 --> 00:02:19.860 La naiba! 00:02:19.860 --> 00:02:21.860 00:02:21.860 --> 00:02:23.860 00:02:23.860 --> 00:02:25.860 00:02:25.860 --> 00:02:27.860 00:02:27.860 --> 00:02:29.860 00:02:29.860 --> 00:02:31.860 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:33.860 00:02:33.860 --> 00:02:35.860 Tipul ala tocmai si-a luat o sageata in cap. Pentru Suedia! 00:02:35.860 --> 00:02:37.860 Acest joc ma inebuneste. 00:02:37.860 --> 00:02:39.860 Il iubesc! 00:02:39.860 --> 00:02:41.860 UUH. Catapulta! 00:02:41.860 --> 00:02:43.860 DOUA, catapulte . 00:02:43.860 --> 00:02:45.860 Si multi tarani. 00:02:45.860 --> 00:02:47.860 Incarcati catapultele... 00:02:47.860 --> 00:02:49.860 Trageti!! 00:02:49.860 --> 00:02:51.860 00:02:51.860 --> 00:02:53.860 00:02:53.860 --> 00:02:55.860 Ce naiba sunt alea?! 00:02:55.860 --> 00:02:57.860 Iisuse! 00:02:57.860 --> 00:02:59.860 00:02:59.860 --> 00:03:01.860 Dumnezeule, s-a intors 00:03:01.860 --> 00:03:03.860 Jocul asta e grozav 00:03:04.200 --> 00:03:07.740 Sunt cel mai bun general de razboi suedez pe care l-am cunoscut vreodata 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:10.560 Sunt ca si Gustaf Adolf al II-lea 00:03:11.300 --> 00:03:14.360 Stiu cum sa ucid oameni. 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:17.540 Daca voi credeti ca puteti lasa Norvegia sa fie infranra 00:03:17.660 --> 00:03:20.440 Las-o balta. Este timpul pentru razbunare. 00:03:20.440 --> 00:03:22.440 Este timpul sa primim bani din petrol. 00:03:22.440 --> 00:03:24.440 Vino, nu te teme de lupta. 00:03:24.700 --> 00:03:27.020 Tu ar trebui sa fi mai bun ca mine. 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:29.260 Vino aici mica jigodie. 00:03:30.640 --> 00:03:31.680 Asa. 00:03:46.700 --> 00:03:48.700 Asa, strapunge-i sfarcurile cu sulita. 00:03:48.700 --> 00:03:50.460 Pentru Suedia! 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:52.460 * ceva "incantatie" in limba lui 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:55.520 Tu nu te vei opri. Vei lucra la balista. 00:03:56.300 --> 00:03:58.300 Pana sa distrugi balista. 00:03:59.800 --> 00:04:06.780 Tipul asta are o blestemata de sabie infipta in fund. Oh, doamne, ce este in neregula cu fetisurile astea? 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:09.200 Batalia de la Helsing, baieti 00:04:09.200 --> 00:04:10.940 Nu ma dezamagiti, gunoaie finlandeze! 00:04:10.940 --> 00:04:13.540 Gunoaie finlandeze! Terminati-i! 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:15.020 Sunt un finlandez? 00:04:15.020 --> 00:04:15.520 Nu! 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:16.880 Sunt un suedez! 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:21.200 Ce naiba frate?! Ce faci aici? 00:04:21.200 --> 00:04:23.200 Nenorocit de fricos finlandez! 00:04:23.520 --> 00:04:27.300 Incearca sa devina un copac crezand ca nu il vede nimeni. 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:28.520 Omoara-l, baiete 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:31.460 Ce se intampla? Unde crezi ca fugi? 00:04:31.460 --> 00:04:33.820 La naiba! El se afla intr-un mare pericol. 00:04:33.820 --> 00:04:37.280 Nu,nu, nu te duce acolo. Du-te pe ei! 00:04:37.380 --> 00:04:39.380 Dumnezeule, chiar a functionat! 00:04:53.500 --> 00:04:55.280 La naiba! Headshot! 00:04:56.300 --> 00:04:58.300 Uuu, inca exista o sansa! 00:04:58.840 --> 00:05:00.300 Hadeti baieti 00:05:01.660 --> 00:05:03.840 In seara asta mergem in iad! 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:42.720 Nuu 00:05:46.520 --> 00:05:49.400 Am...am fost batut 00:05:53.960 --> 00:05:56.120 Nu sunt un general suedez... 00:05:56.380 --> 00:05:58.380 Sunt doar un rahat de youtuber. 00:05:59.980 --> 00:06:01.980 Ce tipa prea mult in microfon 00:06:01.980 --> 00:06:03.980 Dar ma voi intoarce 00:06:03.980 --> 00:06:05.980 sii.. da, chiar mi-a placut acest joc. 00:06:05.980 --> 00:06:08.920 Mi se pare foarte tare, cautati link-urile in descriere 00:06:09.220 --> 00:06:12.780 Lainfull Games, faceti o treaba foarte buna. Apreciez asta. 00:06:13.180 --> 00:06:15.180 Si ca intotdeauna...Ramaneti grozavi fratilor!