WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.920 somebody once told me the world 00:00:00.920 --> 00:00:02.520 What is THIS? 00:00:02.520 --> 00:00:04.020 The "Try Not To Get.. 00:00:06.220 --> 00:00:08.020 ..Satisfied Challenge? 00:00:08.020 --> 00:00:10.160 *my channel is dying* 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:13.200 *why am I here* 00:00:13.200 --> 00:00:14.080 *fookin doge appears* 00:00:14.700 --> 00:00:16.520 We're really running out of ideas.. *chuckles* 00:00:16.900 --> 00:00:18.660 You think I can't get satisfied? 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:20.920 Well then, BRING IT ON! 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:24.680 No, that's not what I meant, dam-- AAUUUGGGHH!~ 00:00:25.680 --> 00:00:26.540 Alright, here we go. 00:00:26.540 --> 00:00:27.640 You can play along, 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:28.960 see if you du-- 00:00:28.960 --> 00:00:31.420 the GOAL is to NOT get satisfied 00:00:31.900 --> 00:00:33.500 Now, I haven't seen anyone else do this-- 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:34.940 I have no idea if it fucking works, 00:00:34.940 --> 00:00:36.300 but let's just give it a go. 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:37.820 Oh... 00:00:38.460 --> 00:00:38.960 Oh 00:00:40.340 --> 00:00:40.840 OH 00:00:41.460 --> 00:00:42.820 I feel it in my spine. 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:43.820 *Chop* 00:00:44.580 --> 00:00:45.080 *Chop* 00:00:45.860 --> 00:00:47.960 I- no- I don't feel satisfied 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:49.480 What the fuck is this? 00:00:51.620 --> 00:00:52.300 Eew 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:53.140 Eew! 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:54.060 EEW 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:55.100 EEW! 00:00:56.480 --> 00:00:58.180 it such a.. MEEUUH! 00:00:58.840 --> 00:00:59.620 UUUUUUUH 00:01:00.400 --> 00:01:01.240 This is cringe! 00:01:02.040 --> 00:01:02.540 ugh 00:01:02.700 --> 00:01:04.780 How is this satisfying, Danny? 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:09.160 UUUH 00:01:10.540 --> 00:01:11.160 OOH 00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:14.260 UH 00:01:16.280 --> 00:01:17.180 He's pulling off 00:01:18.280 --> 00:01:19.660 Just pull it off 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:25.000 Don't look... 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:30.680 No, stop, stop, just stop! 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:31.740 *Michael Jordan* Stop it! 00:01:32.480 --> 00:01:32.980 Get some help 00:01:33.340 --> 00:01:35.420 I poured glue all over my hand 00:01:35.420 --> 00:01:38.600 let it dry, and had an amusing time peeling it off 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:41.260 Well, how about you just go and play Overwatch instead? 00:01:41.260 --> 00:01:42.200 How about that? 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:43.160 Fuck it, eh 00:01:43.740 --> 00:01:44.240 Next one 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:45.820 Waterhole in Portugal 00:01:46.840 --> 00:01:48.820 How is this supposed to be satisfying? 00:01:51.160 --> 00:01:54.320 Ambient music and an artsy drone shot 00:01:54.320 --> 00:01:55.240 Is not gonna do it! 00:01:55.240 --> 00:01:56.200 THANK YOU VERY MUCH 00:01:59.160 --> 00:02:00.740 Where is the satisfaction? 00:02:01.300 --> 00:02:03.660 I need at least a penis, or a hole 00:02:04.060 --> 00:02:06.320 I need something long or something holy 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:10.760 I need something long and stiff, or a BIG ASS hole! 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.960 Otherwise there will be no stimulation 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:16.320 *NSFW* 00:02:16.680 --> 00:02:17.600 I'm twelve shut up 00:02:17.860 --> 00:02:18.360 WOAH! 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:19.460 WOOAH! 00:02:20.160 --> 00:02:20.660 WOAH! 00:02:20.700 --> 00:02:21.500 Is that real?! 00:02:22.500 --> 00:02:24.740 Nah, hell nah, there's no way that's real! 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:27.140 Is that real? 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:28.900 Whaat?! 00:02:30.420 --> 00:02:31.380 Ohhhh 00:02:31.380 --> 00:02:31.880 No 00:02:31.880 --> 00:02:32.980 I'm not satisfied 00:02:33.160 --> 00:02:34.240 I'm just amazed! 00:02:34.740 --> 00:02:35.240 Is that 00:02:36.020 --> 00:02:37.880 Is that mother nature's butthole? 00:02:38.160 --> 00:02:39.960 *Farting* 00:02:39.980 --> 00:02:40.480 *Michael Jordan* Stop it ! 00:02:40.480 --> 00:02:41.980 That is fucking cool man 00:02:42.480 --> 00:02:43.600 That is really cool 00:02:43.600 --> 00:02:44.720 not satisfying! 00:02:44.920 --> 00:02:46.020 NOT SATISFIED! 00:02:46.320 --> 00:02:48.840 I AM YET TO FAIL THIS ONE CHALLENGE 00:02:49.180 --> 00:02:50.540 créme brulee 00:02:50.540 --> 00:02:52.540 *Sexual noises, food pawn* 00:02:55.980 --> 00:02:56.480 *pff* 00:02:57.040 --> 00:02:59.800 *laughing* 00:03:00.860 --> 00:03:01.660 Another one 00:03:03.220 --> 00:03:05.560 *SEXUAL NOISES* 00:03:06.780 --> 00:03:08.560 *sigh* I don't... I think it's kinda gross 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:09.700 I don't like créme brulee 00:03:09.700 --> 00:03:11.160 So maybe that's like my issue 00:03:11.980 --> 00:03:13.460 You know THIS is my jam! 00:03:13.460 --> 00:03:15.460 *man in video* Anyway heres Wonderwall 00:03:15.460 --> 00:03:17.460 *guitar playing* 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:22.120 I never watched this before 00:03:23.460 --> 00:03:24.920 But let's see if I can keep up... 00:03:26.660 --> 00:03:28.000 Somebody once told me 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:32.000 The world is gonna roll me 00:03:32.000 --> 00:03:33.000 I aint the 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:34.400 *attempting to sing* 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:36.400 ... the sheeeeed. 00:03:36.860 --> 00:03:42.100 She was looking kinda dumb-- ehh.. finger in her thuuu... 00:03:42.940 --> 00:03:44.080 I think i did pretty good 00:03:44.180 --> 00:03:45.260 Shit - what is this - bees?! 00:03:45.260 --> 00:03:45.760 Ughhh 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:46.700 That's holes! 00:03:46.700 --> 00:03:48.700 How is holes satisfying?! 00:03:48.700 --> 00:03:49.480 DANNY DEVITO 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:51.660 Ughhhhhhhh 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:55.120 UUGGHH THAT'S DISGUSTING!! 00:03:55.120 --> 00:03:57.120 How is holes satisfying? 00:03:57.220 --> 00:03:59.140 Someone explain that to me... 00:04:00.260 --> 00:04:01.600 Nevermind... 00:04:06.060 --> 00:04:07.040 Ewwwwwww 00:04:07.260 --> 00:04:08.400 EWWWWWWWWWWW 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:11.420 Try not to get DISGUSTING challenge 00:04:11.480 --> 00:04:13.140 That's what this is, Danny Devito! 00:04:13.140 --> 00:04:14.100 Bless your soul. 00:04:15.180 --> 00:04:17.180 Damnnnn! Eww! 00:04:17.180 --> 00:04:19.180 Eughh! EEUGHHH! 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:19.980 Okay. 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:20.720 Why is - 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:22.720 This is interesting to me, 'cause it seems like 00:04:22.840 --> 00:04:25.540 The line between satisfying and disgusting 00:04:25.540 --> 00:04:26.660 Is very close. 00:04:26.660 --> 00:04:28.660 'Cause uh- Surely some People find this 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:31.000 satisfying to watch, while others are just... 00:04:31.540 --> 00:04:32.720 *Puking noises* 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:33.800 ... grossed out. 00:04:34.640 --> 00:04:36.940 Hydraulic press? Ok those are pretty satisfying 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:38.220 So this might be it 00:04:42.320 --> 00:04:44.120 Is that a ru- oh, it's a rubber band 00:04:44.500 --> 00:04:45.700 That's gonna be cool. 00:04:45.920 --> 00:04:48.140 I just imagine my head being crushed underneath. 00:04:50.380 --> 00:04:52.020 Am I the only- okay 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:53.080 oooh 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:55.080 OH 00:04:55.820 --> 00:04:56.320 Oh- 00:04:57.100 --> 00:04:59.280 Keep pressing, c'mon I want it to explode 00:05:00.220 --> 00:05:01.260 That's it baby. 00:05:02.760 --> 00:05:03.920 OOOH it's happenin. 00:05:04.640 --> 00:05:05.400 It's happenin 00:05:09.440 --> 00:05:11.320 eeuh eeww. 00:05:12.140 --> 00:05:13.240 Ewww. 00:05:13.900 --> 00:05:15.420 Looks like a finger- 00:05:15.900 --> 00:05:18.020 What the fuck, is there a real body in there? 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:20.200 That looks like a testicle 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:27.400 Fuck, I thought I would be satisfied! 00:05:27.700 --> 00:05:29.460 I WANNA BE SATISFIED DANNY 00:05:29.620 --> 00:05:32.000 HUH? DON'T YOU LIKE ME ANYMO 00:05:34.200 --> 00:05:36.200 An-- Pineapple? EWWW! 00:05:37.940 --> 00:05:39.700 What the F**k? 00:05:43.340 --> 00:05:45.340 F*cking - *laughs* - Hey! Hey! 00:05:45.340 --> 00:05:46.300 It f*cking squirted! 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:46.980 jesus... 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:49.300 I don't... I don't think it's satisfying... 00:05:49.740 --> 00:05:52.120 I DON'T think it's satisfying, okay? 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:55.100 I don't know - I can't... I can't explain why, alright? 00:05:55.300 --> 00:05:57.620 Maybe you think so, I am not satisfied! 00:05:57.620 --> 00:05:58.220 What is this...? 00:05:58.220 --> 00:06:01.760 Custom Falcon resin pain.. pen? 00:06:05.420 --> 00:06:07.520 Oh that's pretty cool, how it splits... 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:11.840 Oh that's... 00:06:13.260 --> 00:06:13.880 Ohhhhh... 00:06:15.060 --> 00:06:16.180 That's pretty cool. 00:06:16.180 --> 00:06:17.640 IT'S A F*CKIN PEN! 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:22.160 Thai.. fried.. roll.. ice cream 00:06:29.620 --> 00:06:31.620 *Staring intensifies* 00:06:38.540 --> 00:06:40.080 the f*ck is this 00:06:44.320 --> 00:06:45.580 Yeah that's pretty cool 00:06:47.300 --> 00:06:50.240 Yeah - That's pre- that's- See THAT's pretty cool! 00:06:50.400 --> 00:06:52.740 Wow - No. It's not f*cking satisfying... 00:06:52.980 --> 00:06:53.820 Get outta here... 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:56.000 Slime in the (inaudible) 00:06:56.080 --> 00:06:59.120 Ew, ew... ew, ew 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:00.360 Stop. 00:07:00.740 --> 00:07:01.240 Its not- 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:01.900 Stop! 00:07:02.200 --> 00:07:03.680 Ughhh the sound! 00:07:04.420 --> 00:07:05.320 *moaning in disgust* 00:07:05.700 --> 00:07:07.700 It reminds me... 00:07:07.700 --> 00:07:09.700 EUGHHH what the f*ck?! 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:13.340 "The most satisfying video in the world MUST SEE" 00:07:13.380 --> 00:07:15.380 Okay I'm glad, 'cause I can really see it.. 00:07:15.860 --> 00:07:16.400 wow. 00:07:16.400 --> 00:07:18.180 really enjoying this video... 00:07:18.180 --> 00:07:20.180 (sarcastically) Oh wow what a great video! 00:07:22.380 --> 00:07:24.380 See this sh*t 00:07:24.380 --> 00:07:25.640 This is satisfied 00:07:25.640 --> 00:07:31.700 Watching precise, pristine, high end machinery at work. 00:07:32.280 --> 00:07:35.400 Now this is giving me a full- fully fledged erection. 00:07:36.620 --> 00:07:38.620 (moaning) Oh look at that sh*t! 00:07:38.620 --> 00:07:40.620 Ohhhh f*ck yeah..... 00:07:40.620 --> 00:07:43.580 Ohhhh yeah keep, keep doing that... F*ck yeah... 00:07:44.200 --> 00:07:46.200 That is what I like! 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:48.520 Look at that sh*t! 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:50.600 Ohhh it goes deeper! 00:07:50.600 --> 00:07:56.760 *moaning* 00:07:58.780 --> 00:08:00.780 *ERROR NOISE* 00:08:00.780 --> 00:08:04.680 *moaning* 00:08:04.860 --> 00:08:06.860 I want that thing to rub me 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:08.860 *moaning* 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:17.120 Oh it's getting real nice 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:19.800 Oh its a helmet! 00:08:19.800 --> 00:08:20.560 *Relieving Exhale* 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:22.140 Oh look at that Pizza! 00:08:22.380 --> 00:08:23.940 Oh it's too much! 00:08:23.940 --> 00:08:26.640 Nooo it's too much! The tomato sauce - I CAN'T!! 00:08:27.140 --> 00:08:28.220 *moaning* 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:31.260 Ew! ... Ew! STOP! 00:08:31.260 --> 00:08:33.260 Yes. Now we're back... 00:08:33.380 --> 00:08:35.380 No, yes yes yes.... 00:08:37.800 --> 00:08:39.000 thats beautiful... 00:08:46.660 --> 00:08:48.660 Ohhhhh that's satisfying. 00:08:54.280 --> 00:08:56.280 Ohhhh I feel so satisfied! 00:08:57.280 --> 00:08:59.280 Not the paper, not the paper!! 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:01.480 What are you gonna do to that paper? 00:09:02.180 --> 00:09:03.140 *in disbelief* What? 00:09:03.700 --> 00:09:06.400 How is he doing that? 00:09:06.940 --> 00:09:10.160 Ohhhh noooo I can't, it's too much... 00:09:10.560 --> 00:09:12.200 Danny you're taking over 00:09:12.200 --> 00:09:12.820 I gotta... 00:09:13.040 --> 00:09:14.320 I need like... 00:09:14.700 --> 00:09:15.780 5 minutes... 00:09:15.780 --> 00:09:17.020 Be right back... 00:09:20.100 --> 00:09:30.280 *intimidating music* 00:09:30.500 --> 00:09:31.000 NOPE 00:09:31.800 --> 00:09:34.380 Well, that was: try not to get satisfied challenge! 00:09:34.380 --> 00:09:38.200 Did I satisfy you this... day 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:41.700 Leave a like, if I did, and I'll see you, Bros, in the next video! 00:09:41.700 --> 00:09:42.200 (chuckles) 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:45.700 This is so f'cking dumb, seriously... 00:09:45.700 --> 00:09:47.700 STAY AWESOME BROS!