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乜料?

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禁止畏縮大挑戰

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*set返好個頭先*

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天啊，我最好 -- 最好搵人幫幫手!

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Marzia:我黎啦

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Felix:冇人叫你黎

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Felix:返去

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Marzia:咩野話...

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(默默回牆角)

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Felix:好,算啦!

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Felix:算啦!

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Marzia: 多謝你Poods

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Felix: Marzia起度, 一齊黎禁止偷笑大挑戰

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從未見過果畏縮影片

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Marzia:我囉

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Felix:係你

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Pewds: 你唔畏縮

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但妳係最令人偷笑嘅女朋友

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Marzia:多謝

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Felix: 呢個係Kirsten Dunst做...造出黎嘅

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Marzia:(扮野) WOW!

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Marzia:欸,你睇下

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彩虹襪仔 *pewds覺的嘔人*

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Marzia:你見唔見?

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Felix: 頭先- 你撻著左我 #tumblr

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Felix: 唔該你~ 
呢個係笑點,唔好搞到成個比賽咁

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一起做吧

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芬蘭演員在節目中做後空翻

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(你可唔可以而家就黎?)

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(我唔知呀,我試下做D最簡單嘅先)

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Felix: 芬蘭人關偷笑咩野事?

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Marzia:呢個係live黎?

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Felix:佢會做果個 -- 係.

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Felix: 後空翻!

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*OMG 失敗! 太失敗了!*

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Marzia:呢個都唔係咁好笑

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Marzia: 係咪?

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(佢冇受傷,做緊戲咋)

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(你令我擔心了)

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(聽日Matti Esko Hytönen會黎呢道同埋...)

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我流緊汗

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點解?

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你唔會想知

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點解?

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佢訓左喺度!

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So what? (黎自Im still a rockstar!)

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你認真?

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有咩問題?

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我意思係,見倒佢受傷係咪好好笑?

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但係都唔好笑

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*別再嗅你的手了*(像Jogi Löw一樣)

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好,冇問題

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下一個

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其實見倒人受傷好搞笑但係唔會好笑囉
Pewds:搞笑  唔好笑

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係

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好, 夏威夷,  
由夏威夷去夏威夷

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夏威夷小姐: 我地國家真係好正價。
由夏威夷嘅石灘到夏威夷美麗嘅沙灘, 美國係我屋企。

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Marzia:好差囉...

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Felix:佢頭先講左D乜野?

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咪住

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由夏威夷的石-石灘

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Marzia:係丫

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我明白呀,但係...

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真係咁?

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真係咁??

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Marzia:點呀?
Pewds: 呢句我到殺足我成年

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我要去做治療... 
你係咪認真?(為什麼放棄治療)

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Marzia:點解?

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Felix: 由夏威夷石灘到...夏威夷嘅沙灘

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你認真?

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點解你仲存在?

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佢可能好緊張呢。佢應該讀緊稿同埋---
Pewds亂入: 少女，你太仁慈了

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Marzia:咩野?係咪尿黎?

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Felix:係

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什麼?

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應該係勒

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你去邊呀?

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發生乜野事呀老友?

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Marzia:佢唔知道..

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咩解會唔知道?

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Marzia:咁樣冇問題丫

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好有問題囉!

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Marzia:Hey,佢都唔知咁係錯嘅

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Pewds:冇人會..
Marzia:佢想洗下手姐

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嗯...下一個

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Marzia:仍然係唔好笑!

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點解? 到最尾你一定會笑出黎好冇?
我應承你

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女生稱Lebron James作哭孩子後被捕

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仲係唔好笑，仲抵佢死，
做人賤就預左會咁

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Pewds:下條片
Marzia:比D..勁D嘅黎啦!

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比D勁D嘅比佢啦
我們要笑料呀

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Aladdin: 好啦, 公主

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Aladdin:如你所願!

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(跳樓!)

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Princess Jasmine: Ali!

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佢個頭撞左埋去!

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佢只係想要阿拉丁

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Marzia:係

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Guy:一齊比五我!

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Pewds: 你敢話唔好笑?
Marzia: 有d啦

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Felix: 嗱,有d

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仲有三個機會比你偷笑

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我係--我覺得--我好傷

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咁樣好痛苦

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給達賴喇嘛的笑話變得尷尬

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電視主持:之後達賴喇嘛走入一間薄餅店

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達賴喇嘛:(西藏語?)

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電視主持:薄餅?

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達賴喇嘛:薄餅店

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電視主持:係,薄餅~薄餅店

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電視主持:之後佢話：’你可唔可以幫我造一件乜都有嘅？’

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冇笑點

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我反而覺得幾好笑

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下，點解?

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因為如果件事發生左，就會，
所以我從來唔講笑話

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係，重點句應該拋入末日火山，
永遠唔好用

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最後一個

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Ryan Seabreast跟盲人擊掌

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從來唔擊掌，從來唔握手，從來唔抱人

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Marzia:好笑呀，但係我之前睇過
Pewds:你做緊乜呀?

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尖叫

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尖叫

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尖叫

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我覺得幾得人驚，你覺得呢？

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我覺得佢地好慘

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*眉頭一皺*

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唔好再令我出醜啦

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好，呢個就係禁止偷笑大挑戰

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多謝你睇呢條片，如果你歡喜嘅就比個Like令我地知道你想我地下次做咩野挑戰。同平時一樣

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*嘴嘴拳*

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保持 兄弟們

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等等，我地應該做hi-five

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兄弟拳!