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Terima kasih

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Kakek tua:*uh bangsat mo ngapain lu oakowkoawkawk*

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Yo waddup , yo mamen , senang bertemu dengan mu

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Oh,, tidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

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Salaman!

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Kenapa mereka sangat aneh

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gw sangat benci salam tangan

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Kenapa?

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ngapain lu harus salaman?

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Mengapa kau tidak bisa hanya mengatakan "Lihat nanti?"

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Apa yang salah dengan itu?

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Setiap hari musti ada salaman

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Hari ini kita akan melihat salaman teraneh

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Murni buat nyari kengerian

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dan uuhhhh

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juga liat beberapa dari gw

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buat nyari dimana kesalahannya

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Untungnya gw ngerasa baik tentang gw

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Kita semua pernah punya salaman yang buruk

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dalam beberapa momen dalam hidup kita

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Masalah gw itu gw ga bisa ngelupainnya

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gw inget semua detailnya

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gw sampe bangun di tengah malem

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dengan keringat dingin dan seperti

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SIALAN

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Kenapa gw ngacauin tuh salaman

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*kampret memory*

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Ayo liat beberapa salaman kampret

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Tunggu, ga mungkin Obama salamannya aneh

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Dia kan orang keren

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Nah itu

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OOOooowwwwwww

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Ahh

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Apa apaan

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Itu ga terlalu aneh

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Lu serius?

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Painfully awkward? (judul videonya)

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Oh, lu ga pernah....

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Lu ga pernah ngerasain sakit

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ABC news, lu ga tau

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Pendeitaan gw....

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Lu ga tau rasa penderitaan gw

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Liat tuh

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Liat muka tuh orang

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Kayak, sialan ga bener kita ya?

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Itu aneh

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gw rasa, Ini favorit gw

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Karena

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Liat aja, beneran menarik

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mereka bersalaman

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oohhhhhhh!

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wohoho

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ya

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kenapa *ketawa*

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UUUUUEEHHHHH

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KENAPA!

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gimana

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ugh

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dengar

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lepasin

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lu tau kapan harus lepasin

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beberapa orang ga tau kapan harus lepasin

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tuh orang kayak

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ok, jadi

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kita harus bertualang berama sekarang :v

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kenapa dia ga *ketawa*

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dan ada yang begituan lagi

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kita pasti pernah salaman

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yang dimana pada ga mau lepas

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ayo liat

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ya tuhan

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lepasin lah

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UGHHH, dia

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Kenapa dia ga lepas dari salaman?

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TIDAK!!

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gw serius gw ga tahan

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gw ga tahan

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gw ga bisa liat nih tai

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itu menyakitkan

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sangat menyakitkan

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Ugh

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Karena dia harus mengulas mobil ini

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dan dia seperti, kau tau kampret

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gw ga bakal lepasin sampe lu ngulas bagus ke kamrea

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Lu kampret

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Ayolah

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ayolah lepasin tangan lu

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lepasin tuh tangan

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LEPASIN TUH TANGAN!!!

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Oke, gw rasa gw dah siap ngeliat salah satu salaman aneh gw

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Ya kira kira baru 1 minggu lalu

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Selamat datang,  kerja bagus

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Selamat datang

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kerja bagus

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makasih

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keren

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Cringemas!

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Jack!

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biarkan gw

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Biar gw klarifikasi

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Itu Jack yang ngacauin, ok

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Itu, itu

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Coba kita liat apa yang terjadi

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ayo reka ulang

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Dia mau salaman

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Gw

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Ohhh

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mau salaman

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tapi dia menjauh

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terus gw harus ngapain?

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ngapain lu menjauh

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kalo lo komitmen

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komitmen Jack, lu pernah denger Komitmen?

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Gw taruh lu pernah, karena

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kejadian buruk?

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Kena lu

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Itu 100% Jack yang salah

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Itu 100% Jack yang salah

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dan okelah

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ga ada yang lain

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bolehkah gw ngomong

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bolehkah gw ngomong, dan itu beharga dalam hidup gw

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saat lu pernah, PERNAH

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pergi ke

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gaming show

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lalu apa, apapun yang terjadi

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jangan salaman

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jangan salaman

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gaada brofist

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gaada tos

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jangan ngapa ngapain

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karena ini yang akan terjadi

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OHH

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gw pernah liat itu sebelumnya

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dan itu rasanya

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gw pen mati aja

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OHHHHH

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gw gatau kenapa ini sangat menggangu gw

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gaada yg bisa menggangu gw

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Trump

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Trump jadi presiden

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gw ga peduli

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salaman

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salaman yang awkward

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itu adalah yang paling buruk

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gini

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lu liat orang itu?

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dia pake earpiece

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dia harus ngomong ke orang lain

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dia gabakal liat tangan lu

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udah, jangan salaman

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satu salam

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akan mengahncurkan segalanya

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liat mukanya (WKWKWKWK)

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itu adalah muka saat lu pengen mati

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orang itu yang bikin rusuh

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orang itu udah pasti Jacksepticeye

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orang yang di kiri

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hahaha

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tunggu, di tanganya kan ada mic

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apa yang dia pikirin

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hey, senang bertemu dengan mu

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ya

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ya

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ya

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gw pikir ini adalah salah satu kesukaan gw

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uhm, lu bisa bilang kalo gw orang yang seleranya dapat dipercaya untuk salaman yang awkward

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tapi, ini adalah salah satu kesukaan gw

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Ryan Seacrest tossan sama orang buta

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ga, lu gabakal liat apa apa di california

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Ryan Seacrest

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dia pernah ga, komen tentang itu

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gw pikir itu yg membuat lebih baik

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faktanya, dia ga pernah tahu itu

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kaya, ya tuhan

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GW COBA TOS SAMA ORANG BUTA

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gw pikir, gw telah mengumpulkan keberanian yg cukup

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untuk melihat yg lain dari gw

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lu bisa liat reaksi gw disini

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oh no, oh no

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kenapa itu susah buat gw

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apa gw seaneh itu?

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gw mikir gw ga seaneh itu

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gw cuma gabisa salaman

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udah, gausah salaman sama gw

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gw gamau

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gw gamau nyentuh lu

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bukan apa apa ni

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siapa yang megang

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kenapa lu megang

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Ethan

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apa yang salah dari lu

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itu adalah tos, gw yakin itu adalah tos

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ok, dan yg edisi Conan

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yg lu terus terusan kirim ini ke gw

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tolong udah

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siapa yang salaman saat maen game

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lu tos

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dan lu kayak gini

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itu ga berarti kalo lu mau salaman

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nih, ini artinya tos

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itu bukan masalah gw

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ok, gw gamau ulang itu lagi

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diem

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dan orang ini, mengacaukan semuanya juuga

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dia juga mengacaukan itu

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liat dia. dia melakukan kesalahan juga

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itu bukan cuma gw

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gw bukan satu satunya

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liat, itu sama sama buruk, ok

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bisa ga lu pada stop

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stop

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apalagi nih

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oh, video ini

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jadi, dia menantang

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cewe ini, atau yang harus gw bilang artis bayaran

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untuk buat salaman yang awkward

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dan jika mereka gagal

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mereka bakal cipokan (pengen :v)

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sebagai hukuman

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gw jijik banget

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gw bahkan ga nyangka muka gw bakal begitu

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Jesus

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hey Chris, kenapa lu ga

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kenapa lu ga pake baju yg cocok buat lu

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kenapa lu ga dapet baju yang tepat

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daripada bayar cewe cewe ini buat nyium lu

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ok

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gw rasa, ini bukan pekerjaan yang buruk

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mereka semua cewe cakep

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Marzia, Marzia

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tapi, ayolah girls

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lu bisa melakukan yang lebih baik

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lu ga perlu cium Chris Monroe

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karena lu menghancurkan sebuah salaman

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karena gw bakan

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kalo gw cium semua orang yang salaman ama gw dan gw hancurkan salamannya

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gw bakal

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gw bakal kena herpes

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enam kali

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dua puluh kail, jutaan kali

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kalo lu menghancurkan salaman

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lu harus terima akibatnya

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lu cuma jangan cipokan ama orang

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oke?

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itu membuat gw marah

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karena gw punya kondisi ini

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dan dia membuat lucu tentang itu

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dan gw pikir itu ga adil

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gw pikir itu sama sekali ga adil

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Mr. Chris Monroe

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apa nih yang lu tweet ke gw

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bentar, kenapa ni

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apa itu Hitler?

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OHHH

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salaman terawkward secara sejarah , WTF

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apakah Hitler

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apakah Hitler punya salaman yang awkward

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ya tuhan

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ya tuhan

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ini adalah hal yang paling hebat, yang terjadi dalam hidup gw

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ya tuhan

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akhirnya

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aku berhubung dengan seseorang

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bercanda

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gw bercanda

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itu sangat

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dia melakukan itu dengan lembut

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lu tau

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Man, Hitler

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dia ga hanya melakukan

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oh maaf, ok, terlalu jauh, ok

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gw pikir ini palsu

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ini keliatan sangat bodoh

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untung menjadi kenyataan

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jadi orang ini gapunya tangan

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dan memanah

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lalu dia menang dan dapet emas

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dia tentunya punya kaki yang sangat hebat

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kayak kaki

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gw bilang kaki, ga, gamungkin

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liat tu (wow)

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dasar bego

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gw pikir ini palsu

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biar adil

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apa yang bakal lu lakuin

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apa lu harus membungkuk?

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ya, bungkuk

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bungkuk

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itu dia

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kita harus membungkuk

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simple

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kayak jepang

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kenapa itu susah banget?

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bisa ga, kita punya satu hal yg universal

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gw gapeduli apa itu

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gw cuma pengen satu hal, jadi itu ga terlalu awkward

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salaman terawkward tahun 2012

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kenapa nih

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oh

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oh, oh,oh

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gw gatau kenapa ini lucu

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gw pikir karena

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Orang-orang ada di tempat di mana mereka nggak tahu harus ngapain

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kita sangat di program

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oh, ini semakin dalam

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kita jadi sangat di program dalam kehidupan kita

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bukan hanya apa yang harus kita ucapkan, lakukan, atau makan

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tapi saat kita dalam sesuatu

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dimana kita gatau harus ngapain

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itu sangat kocak

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gw sadar

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apa yang harus gw lakukan

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gw harus melakukan ini di luar

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dan menyapa seseorang

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dan melatih

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dan gw bakal jadi

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The handshake master

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oke bros

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itu adalah video

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gw harap lu enjoy nontonnya

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sekarang gw pengan kalo lu liat gw

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janngan berinteraksi dengan gw

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APAPUN

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lu mungkin nunduk

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ok gini

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kalo lu liat gw

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gw pengen lu nunduk

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kaya nunduk ke guru lu

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dan itu sangat dianjurkan untuk saat ini

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ok?

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itu

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bukan apa apa ni

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cuma jangan sentuh

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gw bercanda

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gw bercanda

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cuma jangan

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gw tau, gw tau, gw tau lu pada

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dan gw tau lu bakal menghancurkan gw karena informasi pribadi ini

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oke

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tapi

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kalo lu enjoy video ini

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gw pikir lu akan enjoy yang satu ini

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ohh

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itu tentang salaman juga

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gimana tuh

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kehabisan ide pewds?

