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Crying for views

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A move so desperate

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So foul

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It's only used by the scummiest youtubers

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So that's what we're gonna do here today!

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On the Pewdiepie channel, is anyone surprised?

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Didn't think so, lets go!

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Ohhhh no, he can't handle it

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Look at him that's so cute

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yeah great way to ruin it with the worst fucking picture ever

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OK FINE

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You may have moved me a little bit

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but I'm not gonna cry

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I mean I need to cry that's how I get the views for the thumbnail

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We'll- We'll get there okay

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Are you crying yet? (no)

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Little boy is crushed by the news that there will be no Half Life 3

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WAIT THERE WILL BE NO HALF LIFE 3?

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Is this the end of- Yeah this is the end of episode two

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The fucking cliffhanger that they planted fucking decades ago

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This is fucking brilliant

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So they're filming and playing the ending of Half Life episode two

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A fucking ball-crushing ending you know

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This kid hasn't even got his balls yet (rip..)

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[laughs]

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[laughs] So we'll never know what happened

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ohhh

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Oh my god

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Someone send this footage to Gabe right fucking now

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Look what he did

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Do you understand the consequences, Gabe, of what your actions are?

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Look at that poor boy's face

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*such sadness..*

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*such cry*

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How could you do this?

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Guy: And we're gonna make it happen one way or the other that I guarantee, yes

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Other guy: One personal thing from me to you is you can lose everything but whatever you do, please don't lose your mind

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Sad hamster

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The fuck is this, two hundred views?

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pewd: *wtf*

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*fake chocking up*

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*fake tears of joy* X'3

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Now that's sad (pewds are you okay?)

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That's actually sad

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(what)

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(oh wow)

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It's so sad! It's so-

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Oh my god he's sobbing jesus

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You know when the saliva comes out that's when you got a real juicy crying going on

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Kid's dad: Are you sure you don't want me to change it?

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He said No I'm into it

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Dad shut the fuck up I'm into it

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Kid's dad: Is it a sad song?

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Kid's dad: But you like the sad song?

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Just dad- Dad please lemme sob a lil

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Well that's just-  you know I don't know what to say

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The kid- the kid is a fucking pussy

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You raised a pussy pretty much you might as well have bought yourself a cat

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(wow pewds, wow.) *claps* T~T

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Little kid very happy over banana

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Little kid screaming: A BANANA!

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A banana

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A banana

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I wanna...

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I wanna take a you know one of those things that you have for uhm slaughtering pigs

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you know that they pop in the neck and you know [makes sound]

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and then they just silently gonna shift away

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that's what I want right now

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Why did he rub his face with a banana

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Am I the only one concerned about this?

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(banana love ;33)

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That's not a normal reaction to bananas I'm sorry

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I know it's cute but no!

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The guy clearly has some banana issues

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Girl: Ten

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Girl: Nine

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Girl: Eight

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Pewds: What's happening

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What's happening

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Girl: Six

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Pewds: Is it gonna happen?

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Girl: Five

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Girl: Four

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Girl: Three

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Girl: Two

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Girl: One

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(LMAOOOOO)

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Hey that got- I got- I felt something

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I think that one worked

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But not good enough!

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How do other youtubers do it?

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Try not to cry challenge warning this will make you cry okay

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I got nothing I can't

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OH oh that's so sad

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Oh man do you see these live tears?

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[sobs] Sorry I just need the thumbnail

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You gotta- you gotta fucking hook me up on that shit man

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Damn, dog

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Did you see that?

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Look at that guy's face

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Slippy you gotta hook me up man

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I love you Slippy

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You're such a fucking awesome toad

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Teach me how to get high aight

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He's so soft and chill

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no? okay

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His poison glands are- you can see his glands are out

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If I lick there... I should be trippen out right now

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Oh my god he's looking at me

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He's like "Do it DO IT MUTHAFUCKA"

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Well it looks like I haven't managed to cry yet

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but there's one more video to watch

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Guy: How y'all doing today

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Pewds: NO

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Woman: If you sold everything what do you have now?

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Guy: [sadly laughs]

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Guy: I have Bulletball

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Guy: I don't even have a home to go back to

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Guy: I'll stay in my car

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Guy: I felt like I needed to do something, take the risk, do something for myself

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Guy: This is my dream come true, it will happen

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Guy: It was destined to be

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Guy: I have my invention and I'm telling you, Bulletball is going to be a success

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Guy: You don't understand

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Pewds: You don't understand

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Guy: I don't know what I'm gonna go back to

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Guy: but in years from now I'll be smiling up in heaven, saying I knew one day it would happen

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Pewds: Bulletball will happen

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Leave a like for bulletball and I'll see you bros in the next video

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Stay awesome bros

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*ending music*

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(amazing fan arttt)>>>>

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SUB AND LIKE THE VID K

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OKI LUV Y'ALL