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Crying for views *dramatic music*

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A move so desperate

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So foul, it's only used by the scummiest youtubers *shots fired*

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So that's what we're gonna do here today

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on the POODIEPIE channel. Is anyone surprised?

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Didn't think so, let's go

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OH HO HO HO HO

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Oh no he can't handle it

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Look at him! Oh that's so cute

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Yeah great, way to ruin it with the worse fucking picture ever

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Ok fine, you may have moved me a little bit

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but I'm not gonna cry. I mean I need to cry

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That's how I get the views from the thumbnail *no shit, pewds*

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I'll-we'll get-we'll get there....OK

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Are you crying yet?

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Little boy is crushed by the news that there will be no Half Life 3

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Wait, there will be no Half Life 3? *yep*

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Is this the- yeah, this is the end of episode 2

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The fucking cliffhanger that they planned fucking decades ago *OOH,tell me more*

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This is fucking brilliant *it is*

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So they're filming him playing the ending of Half Life episode 2

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The fucking ball crushing ending you know

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This kid doesn't even have gotten his balls yet

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OH HO HO HO HO HO HO

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So we'll never know what happened. AH HA HA HA

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Awwww *poor kid, poor Pewds*

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Shit

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Oh my god

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Someone send this footage to Gabe right fucking now

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Look what he did

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Do you understand the consequences Gabe? Of what your actions are?

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Look at that poor boy's face

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How could you do this?

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Sad hamster

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The fuck is this-two hundred views?

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Now that's sad

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That's actually sad

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It's so sad-it's so

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Oh my god he's sobbing Jesus

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You know when the saliva comes out that's when you got a real juicy

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Juicy cry going on

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He's like no, I'm into it, Dad shut the fuck up I'm into it

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Dad, dad please, let me sob alone

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Well that's just - you know I don't know what to say

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The kid-the kid is a fucking pussy

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You raised the pussy pretty much

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You might as well have- bought yourself a cat

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Little kid very happy over banana

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A banana

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A banana

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I wanna- is it weird-I wanna take a

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You know one of those things that you have for erm

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Slaughtering pigs, you know like they pop in the neck you know

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And they just, silently gonna shit the way

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That's what I want right now

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Why does he rub his face with the banana

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Is that - am I the only one concerned about this?

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That's not a normal reaction to a banana, I'm sorry

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I know it's cute, but no

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The guy clearly had some banana issues

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What's happening?

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What's happening?

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Is it gonna happen?

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Eh that kinda-eh I felt something

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I think that one worked

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But not good enough

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How do- how do other youtubers do it?

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Try not to cry challenge, warning this WILL make you cry. Okay

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I got nothing, I can't- I cant't

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*sprays himself with water*

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Oh, oh that's so sad

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Oh man do you see these live tears?

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*sprays more*

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I just need- sorry I just need a thumbnail

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You gotta- you gotta fucking hook me up on that shit man

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Damn dawg, did he see that?

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Look at that guys face

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Slippy you gotta hook me up man

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I- I love you Slippy

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You're such a fucking awesome toad. Teach me how to get high alright?

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He's so soft and chill

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No? Okay

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His poison glands are eh

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You can see his- his glands are out

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If I lick there, I should be trippin out right now

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Oh my god, he's looking at me

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He's like DO IT DO IT MOTHERFUCKER

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Well it looks like I haven't managed to cry yet

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But there's one more video to watch

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No

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You don't understand

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But what will happen?

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Leave a like for bullet bro and I'll see you bros in the next video

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Stay awesome BROFIST