WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.180 --> 00:00:00.900 Ainsley! 00:00:01.160 --> 00:00:02.300 [Poor quality] 00:00:02.300 --> 00:00:02.980 Ainsley! 00:00:02.980 --> 00:00:03.480 [Poor quality] (thats probably why your chanel is dying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:04.840 MY CHANNEL IS DYING. 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:07.860 I GET LIKE 10% VIEWS OF MY ACTUAL SUB COUNT. *Hurts Ainsley* 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:08.780 What do I do? *sensual Ainsley face touch* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:00:08.820 --> 00:00:09.840 [Poor quality] 00:00:09.840 --> 00:00:10.340 Wait. 00:00:10.340 --> 00:00:10.980 [BWOOOOOOOSH] 00:00:10.980 --> 00:00:12.320 Shut the- shut the fuck up for a second. *Ainsley is dishonoring senpai* 00:00:12.720 --> 00:00:13.400 What's this? 00:00:13.420 --> 00:00:16.220 Try not to cry chah-llesh... 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:17.380 Dude you're-- 00:00:17.660 --> 00:00:18.360 You're good man. Aisley: I do g00d senpai? 00:00:18.360 --> 00:00:19.060 [BWOOSH] 00:00:19.080 --> 00:00:21.940 Everyone knows: tears means views $$$. That youtube revenue 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:23.100 Let's do this! 00:00:23.100 --> 00:00:27.880 [happy guitar strumming] (Pewds prepares to ugly cry) 00:00:29.020 --> 00:00:33.400 ♫Merrily we fall, out of line, out of line♫ 00:00:33.400 --> 00:00:37.420 ♫I'd fall anywhere with you, I'm by your side♫ (Pewds ready to cry) 00:00:37.420 --> 00:00:38.300 ♫Swinging--♫ 00:00:38.380 --> 00:00:40.480 WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS? 00:00:40.940 --> 00:00:42.540 People cry at this?! 00:00:43.620 --> 00:00:44.880 [Tries to table flip] DISGUSTING! 00:00:45.120 --> 00:00:46.700 That is absolutely DISGUSTING! 00:00:46.800 --> 00:00:47.420 *Spits on the floor* 00:00:47.480 --> 00:00:48.740 I would never cry on camera. (k, pussy...) 00:00:48.740 --> 00:00:50.740 That is the lamest shit I ever heard. 00:00:50.940 --> 00:00:52.940 I would never do such a disgusting act! 00:00:53.080 --> 00:00:54.760 There's no fucking way I can do it. 00:00:54.760 --> 00:00:56.580 I'm a fully fledged psychopath. 00:00:56.700 --> 00:00:58.240 There's no way I would cry on camera! 00:00:58.260 --> 00:00:59.060 *sniffles* 00:01:00.760 --> 00:01:02.200 Except maybe that one time. :| 00:01:03.140 --> 00:01:04.960 Loser cries in 3..2..1.. 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:07.280 [EH-HUHUHUHU] 00:01:07.540 --> 00:01:08.380 He-hey man! 00:01:08.440 --> 00:01:09.660 If you didn't cry at that part, 00:01:09.860 --> 00:01:11.480 You're-- There's something wrong with you. (Yep, i agree.) 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:13.220 That was some sad shit, ok? 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:14.380 I get a pa-ess (Just this time) 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:16.760 Keemstar (The loser) crying about his bowledness. (Will he suffer?) 00:01:16.960 --> 00:01:21.320 "I swear to God, if you do something to me" 00:01:21.680 --> 00:01:22.600 What the fuck is this? -Your mom- 00:01:23.580 --> 00:01:25.580 [Smuuuff] 00:01:26.060 --> 00:01:27.440 [EEH-HUH] 00:01:27.860 --> 00:01:29.660 KILLLLERRRR KEEMSTAAAR 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:31.320 Whuutt? 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:37.080 [K-K-Killer Keemstar continuing to cry] 00:01:37.320 --> 00:01:39.320 [Keem]: [Inhales deeply] "Would yoU GO?!" 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:42.500 Yeah. I'll--I'll just go. 00:01:42.500 --> 00:01:43.000 [*high pitched* EH-HUH] 00:01:43.020 --> 00:01:43.740 That's... 00:01:43.880 --> 00:01:44.560 You know what 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:46.560 I'll--I'll... I'll be back. 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:48.560 That's...fucking weird...as shit 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:49.660 [Loud sob] 00:01:49.660 --> 00:01:52.180 Hey man, there's a lot of attractive bowled men out there, 00:01:52.180 --> 00:01:53.060 Isn't that right Aisley? 00:01:53.280 --> 00:01:53.880 [Ear rape] 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:56.540 I'm watching your... DAD cry. What the fuck? 00:01:56.760 --> 00:02:00.180 [Video]: "Somewhere deep down in mah heart" 00:02:02.280 --> 00:02:04.280 [SMUUFFHMM] 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.080 Video: "I still LUV you." 00:02:09.180 --> 00:02:10.240 [SMUFFHMM] 00:02:10.340 --> 00:02:11.480 "NEEEUAAAAAHHHHHH" 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:15.300 [Leafy]: "And thanks for supporting me, and just... yeah." 00:02:15.300 --> 00:02:18.500 *Sad music in the background* 00:02:18.640 --> 00:02:20.560 [Pewds]: OHHHH WOAAHHH 00:02:22.900 --> 00:02:24.100 Nonononononono! *Pewds losing his idol* 00:02:24.100 --> 00:02:25.880 My boy Leafy would never cry on camera. 00:02:25.880 --> 00:02:26.840 That's LAME. 00:02:26.840 --> 00:02:29.120 Leafy... is just trying to h-hide his chin. 00:02:29.220 --> 00:02:29.760 (intense and pedofile) OKAY? 00:02:29.760 --> 00:02:30.340 Here. 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:31.040 Hey, everyone. 00:02:31.040 --> 00:02:32.560 [softly] Hey, everyone. See, he's ALWAYS-- 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:35.200 Dude, he's ALWAYS fucking hid-- he doesn't have a chin, dude, 00:02:35.340 --> 00:02:36.340 I swear to God. 00:02:36.380 --> 00:02:38.220 Leafy would never fucking cry, okay?! 00:02:38.220 --> 00:02:41.340 I- Shut the fuck up! Leafy wouldn't do that shit! 00:02:41.340 --> 00:02:42.400 Ainsley! You tell em! 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:43.200 [God, end my life] 00:02:43.200 --> 00:02:46.020 Mark crys in about 45% of his content. :') *Mark fans hitting the dislike button* 00:02:46.020 --> 00:02:47.440 So we need to learn from the best here. 00:02:47.440 --> 00:02:52.080 [Mark]: "Apparently this one has over 1000 fans reacting to me reacting to SOMETHING or other". 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:57.320 So your're saying I'm reacting to Mark's fans reacting to Mark reacting to... 00:02:57.320 --> 00:02:59.240 his fans... reacting.... to... 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:00.800 *FFFLLLLOOOOMM* 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:03.020 [Studio audience laughter] 00:03:03.060 --> 00:03:05.760 [Mark, crying]: "I wanna get every-- I don't want to miss anyone." 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:08.620 [Mark, crying] Aw, I never wanna miss anyone," 00:03:08.740 --> 00:03:09.620 Meanwhile in the mind of Pewds: (WTF?, why am i not crying?) 00:03:09.720 --> 00:03:10.640 Pewds mind: (I need those views!!) 00:03:10.720 --> 00:03:14.520 This actually makes me sad, because my fans would never pull-- do something nice like this. 00:03:14.860 --> 00:03:18.280 All I get is, like, passive-aggressive tweets maybe once. (TRUE) 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:19.380 Or twice. 00:03:19.440 --> 00:03:21.200 [Mark, crying]: "Aw, I never wanna miss anybody." 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:24.680 You need to cry for views, come on. Come on, man, how do we do it? 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:26.120 WHY WOULD I FUCKIN LIE A-!? 00:03:26.200 --> 00:03:27.620 [Intense music] Ok we need to step up our game. 00:03:27.640 --> 00:03:28.540 IM NOT EVEN USING THI- 00:03:28.600 --> 00:03:31.620 [Dramatic music playing] We need to find a true connoisseur of crying. 00:03:31.820 --> 00:03:32.660 NOOOO (Wolf like?) 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:35.940 [Epic music] I'm talking, of course, about Pink Sparkles. 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.040 [Pink Sparkles, crying]: "I can't even go on that account anymore! 00:03:41.540 --> 00:03:44.240 because it has a fucking limitation on it". 00:03:44.940 --> 00:03:48.180 It has a limitation on it guys. That's why... it's sad. 00:03:48.440 --> 00:03:50.720 [Pink Sparkles, crying]: "It has a fucking limitation on it!" 00:03:50.720 --> 00:03:54.700 [Enunciating syllables] There's a FUCKING limitation on it... Why aren't you crying? 00:03:54.700 --> 00:03:57.280 [Pink Sparkles, crying]: "Nooh nooh nooh nooh *Wolf howling*" 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:00.520 Jenna Larson: "Just keep your eyes, really, really open, it's gonna start to burn," 00:04:00.860 --> 00:04:01.840 "Feel the burn, baby," 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:03.000 "FEEL THE BURN." 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:04.060 [Jenna]: "DON'T close your eyes." [Pewds]: What the fuck? 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:05.360 Oh my God! 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:09.400 [Dramatic music] 00:04:09.720 --> 00:04:12.120 I can feel it dude, let's do it together, man! (No, thanks, i'm fine) 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:13.980 [Music building] 00:04:14.100 --> 00:04:17.620 I'm doin' it. I'm thinking about when I saw Keem crying, 00:04:17.940 --> 00:04:18.740 [sniffle] 00:04:18.940 --> 00:04:21.440 Are you weirded out right now? 'Cause I'm weirded out, and... 00:04:21.440 --> 00:04:24.920 You are the third person of this, so I imagine this is SUPER weird for you, man. 00:04:25.060 --> 00:04:28.740 [Jenna]: "Just leave you eyes really, really open" [Pink Sparkles] "Noooh" 00:04:28.820 --> 00:04:30.360 God damn it! Come on! 00:04:30.940 --> 00:04:31.580 MARCUS BUTLER 00:04:31.580 --> 00:04:32.080 [Marcus]: "HELLOO--" 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:33.840 [Reading] "I actually cry"-- Ok, let's do this. 00:04:33.940 --> 00:04:35.960 Come on Marcus. [Marcus]: "She's up on stage" 00:04:35.960 --> 00:04:37.960 Pewds: 2.7 million views, come on, Marcus! 00:04:38.880 --> 00:04:40.260 Dude, he did FIVE of these? [Actually, he did SEVEN for the moment] 00:04:40.340 --> 00:04:42.180 Buttler: "Say goodbye to your teacher. Byeee!!" 00:04:42.180 --> 00:04:44.980 "Rumor has it she had June since she was..." Pewds: Wait, wait a minute, wait a min, wait a m- 00:04:44.980 --> 00:04:48.360 [Bits and pieces of words as video is skipped through] 00:04:48.360 --> 00:04:50.760 Dude, you're not... you're not crying. 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:54.940 Marc, Mar, Marc , you are not crying, you are clearly not crying, dude. 00:04:54.940 --> 00:04:56.620 You put "I cry" in the title? 00:04:58.320 --> 00:05:01.120 I ALWAYS put the most ACCURATE titles ever!! (Not counting this one...) 00:05:01.300 --> 00:05:02.520 This is so unethical!! 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:04.380 Here we go! Here we go! Here's the tears. 00:05:04.680 --> 00:05:05.620 Ohh, they're coming. 00:05:05.860 --> 00:05:06.700 Ohh man. 00:05:07.460 --> 00:05:08.340 AWWWWWW 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:09.720 Oh, I feel the views! 00:05:10.420 --> 00:05:11.420 Is it recording! (NO!) 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:12.420 Is it recording?! (You don't pay me enough!) 00:05:12.640 --> 00:05:13.600 Are we getting this?! 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:15.560 Something REALLY sad happened, 00:05:16.460 --> 00:05:18.480 And, I was genuinely crying. 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:25.100 Two years ago, my grandad died... 00:05:25.100 --> 00:05:25.680 [Buzzer sound] 00:05:26.260 --> 00:05:28.980 Hey man, okay, maybe I won't cry. Umm... 00:05:28.980 --> 00:05:31.840 There is nothing wrong with crying. I cried in many videos, annddd.. 00:05:31.840 --> 00:05:33.700 If people want to cry in their videos, 00:05:33.760 --> 00:05:38.300 I think that's pretty cool and open of them to share that, uh... intimate moment. 00:05:38.300 --> 00:05:42.740 And it shows that, hey, showing your feelings is not so bad after all. 00:05:42.760 --> 00:05:46.060 But uhhh... cameras don't hit record by themselves 00:05:46.060 --> 00:05:50.060 That''s all I'm saying about that, that's all, that's all, that's all I gotta say, 00:05:50.060 --> 00:05:53.400 So, please don't call me out on, on any of the hypocrisy that was in this video, 00:05:53.540 --> 00:05:57.180 I would r-- very much appreciate it! Thank you very much! Now, uh... 00:05:57.180 --> 00:05:59.700 Now I'm going to stop recording, and ACTUALLY cry, 00:06:00.820 --> 00:06:04.280 Because I'm Pewdiepie, and that's fucking hard to cope with, man 00:06:04.400 --> 00:06:06.900 Let's get some tears in here, I need to make a thumbnail 00:06:06.940 --> 00:06:11.740 I'm so bad at comedy, that I just feel like I have to call people out, now. This is-- 00:06:12.080 --> 00:06:17.480 Even though I do the same fucking thing, this is my journey, plea-please subscribe for more content 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:20.540 li-like this, where I shit on people, and 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:23.760 ummmaaaa... I'll see you in the next video 00:06:23.960 --> 00:06:25.880 *smooches fist sexually* Stay awesome bros *brofisting the screen* 00:06:26.100 --> 00:06:31.320 {bwaddahbabweedaadaabadabadwedadaa+sensual piano}} 00:06:31.320 --> 00:06:33.320 No dave. NO 00:06:39.580 --> 00:06:41.580 Wonder who many people watch this 00:06:46.440 --> 00:06:48.440 If you were expecting a easter egg or something, you won't find it here. 00:06:49.220 --> 00:06:51.220 Trump for president!