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Ainsley

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Ainsley

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我的頻道正在衰退

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我的觀看人數只有我訂閱人數的10%

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我該怎麼辦?

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等等

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先...先他媽閉一下嘴好嗎?

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這是什麼?

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"不準哭大挑戰"

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每一個人都知道
眼淚等於觀看人數

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我們來做這個吧

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這是三小拉

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人們會為了這個而哭?

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噁心

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那真的非常的噁心

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我從來沒有在鏡頭前哭過

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那是我聽過最差勁的東西

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我不會在鏡頭前做噁心的事情

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那是不可能的 我可以做到

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我是個十分成熟的精神病患

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我絕對不可能在鏡頭前哭

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那次除外

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嘿 老兄 如果你那部分沒有哭 那就是你的問題了

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那很悲傷

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OK?

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這回我過關了

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keemstar因為他的禿頭而哭

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這又是三小

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什麼?!

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你要走了嗎?

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是

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我要走了

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那

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你知道嗎

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我會回來

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那真是有夠詭異

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嘿 老兄 這世界上有許多有魅力的禿頭男

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不是嗎?Ainsley?

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我正在看你爸爸哭

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WTF?

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在我的

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內心深處

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我還是愛著你

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謝謝你們支持我

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然後

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對

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不不不不不不

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我的朋友Leafy

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不可能在鏡頭前哭

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那真爛

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Leafy，只是想遮住他的下巴

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可以嗎?

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嘿，嘿，各位

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他總是在遮住他的下巴，兄弟

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他沒有下巴，兄弟

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我向天發誓

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Leafy不可能哭的

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好嗎?

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我

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閉上你的嘴

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Leafy是絕對不可能做那種事的

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Aisley，告訴他們

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"Leafy不可能會哭"

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Mark為了他45%的內容而哭

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所以我們需要在這裡學習最好的

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所以你說我在向Mark的粉絲反應
向Mark反應，向他的粉絲反應，反應...

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其實那還蠻傷心的，因為我的粉絲從來不會對我做那種事

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幾乎都是帶有侵略性的消極地推文

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也許一次

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或兩次

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你必須為了觀看次數而哭

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快阿

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快阿老兄

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我該怎麼做

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我們必須加強我們的遊戲

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我們必須找到哭的公式

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我當然是在說Pink Sparkles

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她的帳號被鎖了

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那就是為什麼

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她很傷心

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帳號都被鎖了

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你為什麼還不來哭一下

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WTF?

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OMG

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我感覺的到

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一起做吧，老兄

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我做得到

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我在想我哪時候看到Keem在哭

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你現在覺得很奇怪了嗎

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因為我覺得很怪

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你是第三個人，所以我想像你奇怪的樣子

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天殺的

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哈囉

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我真的有哭

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好吧，來做這個

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來吧，Marcus

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兩百七十萬的觀看人數，來吧

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老兄，他這個做了五次

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等等等

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等一下

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老兄...你並沒有

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你沒有哭阿

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Marc

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Marc，你根本沒有哭

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你根本沒有哭阿

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老兄

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你把"我哭了"放在標題上

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我總是放最準確的標題

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這真是不道德

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來了 來了

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有淚水了

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他們來了

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喔 老兄

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喔

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我感受到了觀看次數

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有在拍嗎?

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有在拍嗎?

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我做到了

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有些非常傷心的事情發生了

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然後我真的哭了

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兩年前我的爺爺去世了

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嘿，老兄，聽著

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也許我不會哭

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我在九十部影片裡哭過

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假如人們想要在他們的影片裡哭
我覺得那真是酷和敞開他們跟你們分享這...恩...

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親密的時刻

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表現出你的感覺沒那麼糟

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但是...恩...

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那就是我要說的

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就這些，就這些

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我要說的就是那些

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不要說我在這影片上虛情假意

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非常感謝，非常感謝你們

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現在...恩...

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現在我要關掉攝影機，然後大哭特哭

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因為我是PewDiePie

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然後這有點他媽的

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有點難應付阿，老兄

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讓我流點淚吧

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我需要影片縮圖

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我真的很不會演戲

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所以我

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感覺像是叫人們都走開一樣

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就像我一直在做的事

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這是我的歷程，所以請訂閱我為了更多內容

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像這部影片

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分享給其他人

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還有

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恩

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我們在下一部影片見吧

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