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''Delirmeden okumaya çalış'' (Try not to get angry in Turkish)

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*SUPER-KAIOKEN*12345

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"Trata de no enojarte" (Try not to get angery in Spanish)

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Karutha. Karutha Chossen

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*getting angry*

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*getting even more angry*

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oshe neide kudusea

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*when you have to put the iPad away*

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opiktatea Sanada.

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*continues anime screaming*

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kolesheetea luuk

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*more screaming jesus christ*

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rekfseek kaaches WOA!!

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Nej men det var då fan!
(Swedish: I'll be fucking damned)

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*1000 dying children*

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try not to get mad challeng e

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when you stub your toe

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one of the

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toughest challenge on the Internet are you- do

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you think you can handle the challenge?

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let's begin. if you get mad, you're out

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*clicking sound*

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I mean he just wants to make sure that

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he press the button. Man 2: hey what are you doing, press

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it once you know in elevators when you're

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in a bunch of people and someone presses

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the button and you're like well I don't

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think you press that good enough so I'm

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going to press it as well you never know

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if people pressed it properly and I

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can't trust other people pressing the

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button I respect people that do this and

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you know what it gets it gets me mad

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thinking that other people get mad at

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this because that's unjust.. unjust

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okay it's a stone what the fuck was that

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don't deny me on the pleasures

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you're just gonna cut away anyway

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god

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damn that's fucking annoying

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I ain't mad those weren't annoying and all

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I'm mad though I never get mad my haters

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say mad thanks to me I don't even care

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I'm like *breathing* I'm sorry you feel that

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way but I ain't mad though let's watch

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another one

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the fuck is it

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Video: "all new

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Incredible flips you can go from

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headphone to powerful speakers with the

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flip other ear cups

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pure high-definition clarity intense

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amplifier speakers and Bluetooth

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technology for wireless mobility

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incredible headphones incredible speakers

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incredible flip because sometimes music

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is just meant to be shared, get your incredible

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flip exclusive we have Radio Shack Radio

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Shack.com it's incredible"

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that's just fucking annoying

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Video: "incredible

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headphones incredible speakers incredible

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flip because sometimes music is just

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meant to be shared get your incredible

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flip exclusively at Radio Shack"

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just watch my headphone can do that too hell

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yeah share that music

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*music*"I just want to see"

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my favorite song

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*music*

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"goodbye to the people who hated on me"

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"goodbye to the people who loved me"

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"goodbye to the people who trusted me"

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"goodbye goodbye to everybody"

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"goodbye to the people who hated on me"

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*music continues* "goodbye to the people who loved me"

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"goodbye goodbye to everybody"

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"now I need some changes my life"

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*cringe music continues*

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"goodbye to the people who hated on me"

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"goodbye to the people who loved me"

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people get mad at capsules now with the fuck talk

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about first world problems I understand

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one of them it's on the other side but

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god damn people who do this should die a

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slow death

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do what?

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Stick up their ass?

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what is that configuring windows updates

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100% complete okay that's this fucking

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annoying the uploader has not made this

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video available in your country the

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The uploader is an asshole

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Usually

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You know what

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just because of that I'm going to

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ban one country for this video and

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you're all going to get mad I won't tell

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you which country it is *Norway* what else

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we got

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*Sad MUSIC*

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I hate this there's scam

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*v sad music*

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AAH

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AAAH

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UWAAHH

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GAAAHHHHH

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*still sad music*

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Nooooooooo

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*gasp*

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*breathe out in disbelief*

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*breathe out in disbelief*

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oh, my god, make it stop!  The suffering, make it stop!

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please

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Oh no, no, not in between the-  NAH!

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AAAH!

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Oh-

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AAHHH

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*small laugh*

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Life is a horrible thing!

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*laughs* That was awesome

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The h- window of this house.

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Who the fuck placed the windows of this house?!

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You know what?  I understand now.

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I'm getting a little bit of annoyed.

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Who's the motherfucka that put that one like that?

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How DARE you?

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*laughs* Goddammit!

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Why is symmetry so fucking annoying?

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Or unsymmetry

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That's the worst- that's disgusting, this disgusts me.

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*chuckle* This happens to me, all the time.

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I just pop a hole in it.

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Just like I pop a hole in your mama!

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oh my god wondering why I'm doing the

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grocery shopping and it's because my mom

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has to work to on two extra jobs because

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their first one wasn't paid enough

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because of the economy the government

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and all that stuff so she let me do it I

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don't really know what to get because my

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mom gave me a brochure with my cuz I was

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hungry so you know people say fred is

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the epitome of annoyance

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one of the worst thing ever happened to

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YouTube people also tend to compare me

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and Fred

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that's right

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when supergiant pizza, plain, nothing on

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it.  And I think that delivers as soon as

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possible girl your pizza's here

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thank you!
Damn, that's a fast pizza

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delivery
What is happening? What is

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happening?! Okay, guys we've cleaned out the

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refrigerator I think we're just about

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ready to build the perfect pizza. GIMME PIZZA!

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P-I-Z-Z-A GIMME PIZZA! Gimme pizza. Now I'm feeling kinda hungry

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We gotta make munchies!  Time to make our pizza!

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Big ass countries? Did she just say big ass?

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"Big ass countries" Hell yeah.  How much can we chow? More than our parents would ever allow!

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Is that a girl or a boy? You know what?

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It doesn't matter.  "A work of art, like the Mona Lisa" "It's gonna be hot like the Tower of Pisa"

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Okay, tha-that creature just- is just starting to scare me now, okay?

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I-I'm getting scared.  Wha-what is that thing?

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It's too many facial expressions in one

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second, okay?  I don't like it.  "P-I-Z-Z-A, I want pizza!  Hey, are you ready to play!?

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Can she just die, please?  I'm against children dying,

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in general, but I think she needs to die.

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I'm sorry, I didn't want to be the one

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who said it, but I said it.  "Guacamole! Meatballs! Whipped cream pouring like waterfalls!

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No, she is uh- she is from Hell.

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She is from Hell!  "Here's a little sausage to make it hot, here's a lot of of ice cream to hit the spot! Toss a fish!"

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Stop, stop!  Just stop! PLEASE, I CAN'T! 
"Let it fly! FLY, FLY!

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PIZZA PIE! Pizza! P-I-Z-Z-A!  Gimme pizza!"

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Shouldn't have reds? "It'll have EYES LIKE A SOUFFLE!?" Gimme PIZZA!"

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P-I-Z-Z-A!  I want pizza!  Do you think we should stop?" Yes, yes, yes! Stop, please!

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"Get your motors running, 'cause here we go! Chocolate sauce, spreading it slow. Oreos, marshmallows,

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Caramel coconut cream!" What was that?

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What was tha-that's my face right now! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT PERSON!?

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"It was made, yeah!" 
Is it over? It's over, thank God!

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Wha-there's a scary version of this!

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Hell no.

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*Fancy music plays*

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No, ugh.  Oh, my god.  Just drive around the other way!

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!  Oh, my god.  How do people in America get driver licenses?

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That's a nice car, too - oh, please!

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Oh, my god, no, not that one!

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Yeah, if first- Oh my god don't hit that car.

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just stop driving
(Two hours spent on THIS VIDEO ONLY!)
((It would take you less without the cancer comments))

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No..

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what are you doing?!

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STOP!

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ah you know what really gets me mad it's

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when I try to do a

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"try not to" challenge, the pinnacle of

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this channel's quality and this fucking

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shit happen it makes me real mad

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it keeps happening

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it goes from it's not like it's hard

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enough with every fucking video getting

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demonetised I gotta worry about this

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shit too god damn it

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why am I still here

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just to suffer

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every night I can feel my adsense just

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crawling away from me

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[MY NAME IS JEFF]

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it's not an easy life being me

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people don't understand

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I ain't even mad

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I'm just sad

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thank you for liking this video you can

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win an Amazon gift card and as always bros

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brofist

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are you ready it's coming

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it's coming I promise I'm not going to do anything

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we have a trust you and I

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it's coming

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Yes, that's right. Just put up your fist

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any- any moment now

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any moment now

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any moment now

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any mo- any moment

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I- you can trust me

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your old pal poodypie

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I'm not going to do anything I swear

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just put your fist on the screen

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See, I actually did it

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'cause I'm not an asshole

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I hate my life

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