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*felix incercand sa pronunte "incearca sa nu te enervezi" in turca*

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*SUPER-KAIOKEEEEEEEN!!!*

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*Trata de no enojarte* ("incearca sa nu te enervezi" in spaniola)

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*GOKU GEME*

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*japoneza* try not to get angery...........

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*KAOIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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*japoneza*....provocare.

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*KAOIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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*bulgara* incearca sa nu te

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*KAOIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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*..inca in bulgara*enervezi

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*KAOIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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*...bulgara*provocarea

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*NEJ MEN DET VAR DA FAN!!!*

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*KAOIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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INCEARCA SA NU TE ENERVEZI CHALLENGE

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*KAOIKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

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UNA DINTRE CELE MAI GRELE PROVOCARI DE PE INTERNET

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AR- CREZI CA POTI FACE FATA PROVOCARII?

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SA INCEPEM

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DACA TE ENERVEZI

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IESI AFARA

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*sunete de clickuri*

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VREAU SA ZIC CA DOAR VREA SA FIE SIGUR

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*RADE*

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CA O APASAT BUTONUL

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CE FACI?

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APASA-L O DATA

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STII IN LIFTURI?

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CAN-CAND ESTE O MULTIME DE OAMENI

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SI CINEVA APASA BUTONUL

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SI TU ESTI CEVA GEN "PAI NU CRED CA L-AI APASAT DESTUL DE BINE"

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"SI O SA-L APAS SI EU"

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NICIODATA NU STII DACA AU APASAT BUTONUL CUM TREBUIE SAU NU

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NU POT SA AM INCREDERE IN ALTI OAMENI CA AU APASAT BUTONUL

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RESPECT TOTI OAMENII CARE FAC ASTA

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SI STII CE?

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MA - MA ENERVEAZA

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CAND MA GANDESC CA ALTI OAMENI SE ENERVEAZA LA ASTA

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CACI ASTA E NEJUSTIFI-NEJUSTIFICAT

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OKAY, E O PIATRA

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CE DUMNEZEU A FOST AIA

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NU IMI NEGA TOATE PLACERILE

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O SA TAI FILMAREA ORICUM

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DOAMNE! ASTA E AL NAIBII DE ENERVANT

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NU SUNT NERVOS

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ERAU DOAR ENERVANTE SI CHESTII

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NU SUNT NERVOS TOTUSI! NU MA ENERVEZ NICIODATA

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HATERII IMI SPUN LUCRURI ENERVANTE

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EU-MIE NICI NU-MI PASA! SUNT GEN

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IMI-IMI PARE RAU CA SIMTI ASTA

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DAR NU MA ENERVEZ TOTUSI

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HAI SA NE UITAM LA ALTUL

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*MUZICA*

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CE DUMNEZEU E ASTA

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*RECLAMA*SUNT NOILE SI INCREDIBILELE CASTI

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POT SA TREACA DE LA CASTI LA DIFUZOARE PUTERNICE

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CU INTOARCEREA CUPELOR PENTRU URECHI

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*MUZICA*

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DEFINITIE, PURITATE SI CLARITATE

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DIFUZOARE AMPLIFICATE INTENS

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SI TEHNOLOGIE BLUETOOTH

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CASTI INCREDIBILE

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*RADE*

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DIFUZOARE INCREDIBILE

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SE ROTESC INCREDIBILE

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PENTRU CA UNEORI MUZICA E FACUTA PENTRU A FI IMPARTASITA

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IA-TI CASTILE INCREDIBILE DIN RADIOSHACK SI DE PE RADIOSHACK.COM

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E INCREEDIBIL

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ASTA E DOAR AL NAIBII DE ENERVANT!

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CASTI INCREDIBILE

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DIFUZOARE INCREDIBILE

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SE ROTESC INCREDIBIL

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PENTRU CA UNEORI MUZICA E FACUTA PENTRU A FI IMPARTASITA

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IA-TI CASTILE INCREDIBILE EXCLUSIV LA RADIOSHACK

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PAI DOAR PRIVITI

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SI CASTILE MELE POT FACE ASTA

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*MUZICA*

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HELL YEAH!

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IMPARTASESTE MUZICA!

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*MUZICA* ♪♪♪♪

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♪♪ VREAU DOAR SA SPUN ♪♪

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CANTECUL MEU PREFERAT

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♪♪♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE...♪♪

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*POARTA CASTILE INTR-UN MOD COOL*

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE M-AU URAT ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE M-AU IUBIT ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE AU AVUT INCREDERE IN MINE ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE TUTUROR ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE M-AU URAT ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE M-AU IUBIT ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE AU AVUT INCREDERE IN MINE ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE TUTUROR ♪♪

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♪♪ ACUM AM NEVOIE DE NISTE SCHIMBARI IN VIATA MEA ♪♪

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♪♪ ACUM TREBUIE SA MERG MAI DEPARTE IN VIATA ♪♪

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♪♪ ACUM E TIMPUL SA IMI IAU LA REVEDERE ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE TUTUROR ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE M-AU URAT ♪♪

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♪♪ LA REVEDERE OAMENILOR CARE M-AU IUBIT ♪♪

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OAMENII SE ENERVEAZA LA CAPSULE ACUM?

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CE NAIBA

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VORBESTE DESPRE CELE MAI IMPORTANTE PROBLEME ALE SECOLULUI 21

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INTELEG CA UNA DIN ELE ESTE LUMEA CEALALTA

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DAR *OFTEAZA*

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DUMNEZEULE

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OAMENII CARE FAC ASTA AR TREBUI SA MOARA INCET

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CE FAC?

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SI-O BAGA IN CUR?

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CE E AIA?

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*CITESTE*

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OKAY.. ASTA E DOAR AL NAIBII DE ENERVANT

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*CITESTE*

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UPLOADER-UL E UN DOBITOC!

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DE OBICEI...

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STII CE..

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DOAR DIN CAUZA ASTA, O SA INTERZIC VIDEOCLIPUL INTR-O TARA

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DOAR PENTRU VIDEO-UL ASTA

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SI O SA VA ENERVATI TOTI

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SI NU O SA SPUN CE TARA E

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norvegia

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CE MAI AVEM?

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URASC ASTEA! SUNT NISTE SARLATANII

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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*PEWDS DA NASTERE*

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NAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUU

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*PEWDS SI ULTIMA SA RESPIRATIE INAINTE SA DEA NASTERE*

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*ISI CANALIZEAZA CALUL INTERIOR*

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AH DOAMNE

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FA-L SA SE OPREASCA

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SUFERINTA...

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FA-L SA SE OPREASCA. TE ROG!

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OH NU, NU NU

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NU IN- NU INTRE

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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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AAAAAAAAAGHHH

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OH

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NAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH

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VIATA E UN LUCRU ORIBIL!

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*RADE*

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ASTA A FOST TARE

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CAS-FEREASTRA CASEI ASTEIA

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CINE DOAMNE A PUS FERESTRELE CASEI ASTEIA

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STII CE?

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INTELEG ACUM

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TE ENERVEZI PUTIN

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CINE E MARLANUL

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CARE A PUS ASTA- CARE A PUS ASTA ASA

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CUM INDRAZNESTI!

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'"AM REPARAT-O PENTRU TINE"

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*RADE*

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O, DOAMNE

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DE CE E SIMETRIA ASA DE ENERVANTA?

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SAU ASIMETRIA

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ASTA E CEA MAI REA- ASTA E SCARBOS

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MA DEZGUSTA

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*RADE*

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PATESC MEREU

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DOAR FAC O GAURA IN EA

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CUM FAC O GAURA SI IN MAMA TA!

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OKAY-"HEI E FRED!!"

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O DOAMNE "SI O SA FAC MERG SA CUMPAR LEGUME"

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"Te intrebi probabil de ce fac eu cumparaturile,

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si e din cauza ca mama trebuie sa lucreze doua joburi extra

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pentru ca primul nu o platea destul de bine din cauza economiei

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*inspira*

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si guvernul si toate alea, deci...

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M-A LASAT PE MINE SA LE FAC!

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Nu prea stiu ce sa iau pentru ca mama  mi-a dat o lista cu legume

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dar am mancat-o pentru ca eram prea flamand, DECI!"

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STITI, OAMENII SPUN CA FRED E REZUMATUL ENERVARII

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AHHH....

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UNUL DIN CELE MAI ORIBILE LUCRURI PE CARE LE-A PATIT YOUTUBE-UL

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OAMENII AU SI TENDINTA DE A MA COMPARA CU FRED

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"Asa e o pizza super gigantica, goala. Cu nimic pe ea. Si as vrea sa fie livrata cat de repede posibil."

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"Fetelor, pizza voastra e aici"

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"Multumesc!"

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WOW, ASTA DA LIVRARE DE PIZZA

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CE SE PETRECE?

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CE SE INTAMPLA?

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"Okay, am curatat congelatorul"

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"Cred ca suntem aproape gata..."

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"...sa facem pizza perfecta"

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♪ DA-MI PIZZA ♪

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♪ P-I-Z-Z-A ♪

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♪ DA-MI PIZZA ♪ DA-MI PIZZA...

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♪ P-I-Z-Z-A ♪ P-I-Z-Z-A...

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♪ ACUM NE SIMTIM DESTUL DE FLAMANZI ♪

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♪ AVEM MEGA PRAJITURILE ♪

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♪ E TIMPUL SA FACEM PIZZA ♪

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♪ MARE CAT NISTE TARI ♪

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♪ CAT DE MULT-♪

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A SPUS CUMVA "FUND MARE"?

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♪ MARE CAT NISTE TARI ♪ ♪ CAT DE MARE- ♪

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LA NAIBA DA

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[AIR HORN]

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♪ PIZZA CREZI CA PUTEM CA MANCAM ♪

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♪ MAI MULT DECAT NE-AR DA VOIE PARINTII ♪

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AIA E FATA SAU BAIAT?

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STII CE?

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NU CONTEAZA

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♪ O PIESA DE ARTA CA MONA LISA ♪

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♪ O SA FIE MARE CA TURNUL DIN PISA ♪

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OK-CRE-CREATURA AIA

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DO-DOAR-- INCEPE SA MA SPERIE DE ACUM. OKAY?

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M-MA SPERIE

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CE E CHESTIA AIA?

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IS PREA MULTE EXPRESII FACIALE PENTRU O SECUNDA OKAY?

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NU-MI PLACE

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♪ P-I-Z-Z-A ♪

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♪ VREAU PIZZA ♪

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♪ HEY! ♪

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♪ ESTI GATA DE JOACA? ♪

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POATE PUR SI SIMPLU SA MOARA?

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UHMMM.. SUNT IMPOTRIVA UCIDERII DE COPII IN GENERAL

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DAR CRED CA EA TREBUIE SA MOARA

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IMI PARE RAU.. NU AM VRUT SA FIU CEL CARE O SPUNE.. DAR AM SPUS-O

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♪ GUACAMOLE, PIFTELE

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♪ SMANTANA CURGE CA IN CASCADE ♪

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NU EA E- EA E DIN IAD

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EA E DIN IAD!!!

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♪ AICI E PUTINA SALSA SA O FACA FIERBINTE  ♪

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♪ AICI E PUTINA INGHETATA SA FIE LA LOCUL EI  ♪

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♪ ARUNCA PESTELE  ♪

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STOOP!! STOP

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DOAR OPRESTE-TE

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STOP!

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TE ROG

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NU POT

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♪ LAS-O SA ZBOARE  ♪

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♪ ZBOARA, ZBOARA  ♪

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♪ PLACINTA CU PIZZA ♪

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♪PIZZA ♪

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O DUMNEZEULE

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♪ P-I-Z-Z-A ♪

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♪ DA-MI PIZZA ♪

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NU SE TERMINA NICIODATA  ♪ PRIVESTE CUM SE RIDICA CA UN SOUFFLE  ♪

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♪ DA-MI PIZZA ♪

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♪ P-I-Z-Z-A ♪

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♪ VREAU PIZZA  ♪

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♪ CREZI CA AR TREBUI SA NE OPRIM? ♪

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DAAA!

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DAAA!!!!

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OPRITI-VA

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VA ROG!

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VA ROG OPRITI-VA!!!!

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♪ IN NICI UN CAZ!! ♪

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♪ PUNETI-VA MOTOARELE IN FUNCTIUNE CACI ACUM PORNIM! ♪

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♪ SOS DE CIOCOLATA, IL INTINDEM USOR ♪

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♪ OREO! NALBE! ♪

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♪ CREMA DE NUCA DE COCOS CU CARAMEL  ♪

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CE A FOST AIA

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CE A FOST AIA?

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ASTA E FATA MEA ACUM

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CE E IN NEREGULA CU PERSOANA AIA!

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♪ PIZZA E GATA! DA! ♪

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E GATA?

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E-- E GATA

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MULTUMESC LUI DUMNEZEU

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*KEK*

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NU CREDEAM CA O SA REU-

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CE? E O VARIANTA DE GROAZA LA ASTA

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*CANTECUL PIZZA MALEFIC*

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NENENENE

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E OKAY

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*MUZICA CLASICA*

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nu

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ah..

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*MUZICA*

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DUMNEZEULE!

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*MUZICA*

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DOAR CONDU PE PARTEA CEALALTA

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*MUZICA*

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CE PULA MEA FACI!!!!!!

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*MUZICA*

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O, DOAMNE

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CUM FAC OAMENII DIN AMERICA ROST DE UN CARNET DE CONDUCERE?

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SI AIA E O MASINA FRUMOASA. NU, TE ROG

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*MUZICA*

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O DUMNEZEULE. NU!!! NU ACEEA!!!

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DA, DACA- O DOAMNE NU LOVI MASINA AIA

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PUR SI SIMPLU NU MAI CONDU

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NU

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♪ ♪ ♪

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CE FACI????

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*MUZICA*

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STOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP

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STII CE MA ENERVEAZA CU ADEVARAT?

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CAND INCERC SA FAC O

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"INCEARCA SA NU" CHALLENGE

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VARFUL CALITATII AL ACESTUI CANAL

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SI CHESTIA ASTA SE INTAMPLA

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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MA FACE CU ADEVARAT NERVOS

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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SE TOT INTAMPLA

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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TRECE DE LA

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NU E CA SI CUM FIECARE VIDEO E DEMONETIZAT

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TREBUIE SA IMI FAC GRIJI SI PENTRU PORCARIA ASTA

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LA NAIBA!

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DE CE MAI SUNT AICI?

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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DOAR CA SA SUFAR?

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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IN FIECARE NOAPTE

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IMI SIMT AD SENSE-UL

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CUM SE TARASTE TOT MAI DEPARTE DE MINE

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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*SOUNDBOARD* "NEMELE MEU E JEFF"

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O DOAMNE

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NU E O VIATA USOARA SA FII EU

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OAMENII PUR SI SIMPLU NU INTELEG

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NICI NU SUNT NERVOS

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SUNT DOAR TRIST

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MULTUMESC PENTRU CA APRECIEZI ACEST VIDEOCLIP

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AI PUTEA CASTIGA UN GIFT CARD PE AMAZON

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SI CA INTOTDEAUNA BROS...

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BROFIST

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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SUNTETI PREGATITI, VINE

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VINE, PROMIT, NU VOI FACE NIMIC

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AVEM INCREDERE.. TU SI EU

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VINE

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DA, ASA E, DOAR RIDICA-TI PUMNUL

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IN ORICE MOMENT ACUM

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IN ORICE MOMENT ACUM....

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ORICE MOMENT ACUM

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ORICE MO- ORICE MOMENT

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EU-

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POTI AVEA INCREDERE IN MINE

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BATRANUL TAU PRIETEN, PEWDIEPIE

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NU O SA FAC NIMIC, PROMIT

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DOAR PUNE-TI PUMNUL PE ECRAN!

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VEZI, CHIAR AM FACUT-O

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PENTRU CA NU SUNT UN DOBITOC

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♪ FLUIER EMOTIONANT DIN TITANIC ♪

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OKAY, IMI URASC VIATA