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*日文*

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*七龍珠是你*

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*Trata de no enojarte*
(西班牙文的*試著不要生氣*)

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*悟空不要吵*

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*不標準日文*

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*再叫啊...*

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*又是日文*

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*啊~~~~~~~*

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*pewds你動漫看太多了*

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*欸~~~~~~*

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*暴走中*

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*欸~~~~~~~~~~*

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*反正就是日文*

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*喇叭聲*

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*瑞典文*

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*還沒叫完?*

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不要生氣挑戰

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*啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊*

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網路上最難的挑戰之一

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你...你應付的了嗎

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我們開始吧

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如果你生氣

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就輸了Ouo

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*猛按*

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他只是想要確定...

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*笑*

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他有沒有按到

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(你在幹嘛)

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(按一次就夠了啦)

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就像是在電梯裡

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有一大堆人

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有人按了按鈕

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然後你就想
"我不覺得你有按好欸"

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"所以我要再按一次"(天才)

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你永遠都不知道別人有沒有按好啊

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我不能信任按按紐的人

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我尊重做這種事的人

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你知道嗎

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一想到有人會因為這個生氣
我就很火大

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因為那很不...很不...不

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*石頭被丟進水裡*

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好喔這是石頭

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(被卡掉)

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發生什麼事ఠ_ఠ

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(又被卡掉)

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不要毀了我的興致啦

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反正你還是會把它卡掉啊ಠ_ಠ

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*pewds你還在期待什麼...*

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(卡掉)

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該死,真的很煩欸

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我沒有動怒

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那些一點都不煩人

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我才沒生氣!我永遠不會生氣(`д´)

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酸民一直酸我

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我根本就不在乎...我就像這樣

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┐(´д`)┌

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你會生氣我對你感到很遺憾

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但我就是沒生氣

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下面一位~

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這尛

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(...有著全新的翻轉功能)

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(能從耳機轉換成強大喇叭...只要在耳朵的地方翻一下)

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(清晰高音值品質)

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*pewds被嚇到*

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(超讚耳機)

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(不可思議音響)
(笑)

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(翻出奇蹟)

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那就只是超煩而已啊

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*複習*

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看好喔

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我的耳機也可以做到喔~

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(･∀･)

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沒有綽啦

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分享那音樂!

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我最愛的歌

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*酷炫戴耳機*

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(反正就是一個男孩在思考生命的意義)

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(然後跟身邊的人說再見...)

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(誰快來幫pewds惜惜)

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人們現在也要對藥生氣嗎

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什麼啦

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先來講一下問題在哪

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我知道有一個裝反了

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...但*嘆氣*

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天啊

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*讀標題*做這種事的人應該痛苦死去...

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做啥???

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把它黏在湯匙上嗎

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這什麼?

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*讀標題*Windows更新中 100%完成

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好喔這才是超煩

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上傳者不允許此影片在你的國家播放

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*標題*這上傳者是混蛋(´∀`)

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通常...

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你知道嗎

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為了這個,我也要禁一個國家

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就這個影片

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你們都會很生氣

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我才不會告訴你們勒

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挪威(ಠ⌣ಠ)

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還有什麼

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我超恨這個,簡直是詐騙!

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不爽獻映

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噢~~~~~~~~~~~(`A´)

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噢噢噢噢噢噢噢噢~~~~~

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啊~~~!!(痛苦)

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不!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(TдT)

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不~~~~~要~~~~~啊

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*嚇到*

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我的天啊

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快停下來

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這痛苦的感覺

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快停 拜託!

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噢不不不

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不要跑到中間

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~~~~~~~不~~~~~~~

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~~~啊~~~

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啊!!!!!!

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人生怎麼這麼殘忍

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*笑*

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那超讚的

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這...這房子的窗戶

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哪個王八蛋設計的

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你知道嗎?

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我懂了

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開始有一點被煩到了

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又是哪一個白痴

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把那罐...放成那樣的

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你竟敢

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"幫你修正喔(’▽´)"

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*笑*

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可惡

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為什麼對稱(口誤)會這麼討厭

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不對稱

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那是最糟的...噁心!

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它讓我感到厭惡

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*笑*

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這種情況都發生在我身上

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我都直接在上面戳洞

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就像把拔戳進那馬麻(?)

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(嘿,是我Fred)

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喔天啊

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(碎碎念)

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(碎碎念)

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大家都說Fred是"煩"的代名詞

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ㄜ......

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YouTube史上最糟的東西之一

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人們也常拿我跟他比較

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(沒錯)

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(一個特大披薩,)

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(空著,什麼都不要放)

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(我希望他越快送來越好)

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(女孩們,你們的披薩到了)

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(謝謝喔)

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該死,這披薩外送真快

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發生什麼事了

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花生省魔術

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(好喔各位,我已經把冰箱裡的東西掃出來了)

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(我想這正是時候...)

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(...來做一個完美披薩)

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(給我pizza!)

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(p-i-z-z-a)

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(給我pizza!)

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pizza~~
(給我pizza!)

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p~i~z~z~a
(p-i-z-z-a)

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(現在我們有點餓了)

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(我們有Mega muchies*餅乾名*)

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(要把我們的披薩...)

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(...做得跟一些國家一樣大)

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她剛剛是說"大屁屁"嗎

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*重播*

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太棒惹

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*喇叭聲*

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(你們覺得我們能吃多少)

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(比我們爸媽允許的多)

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這人是女的還是男的

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知道嗎

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我也沒差

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(像蒙娜麗莎一樣的藝術品)

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(一定要跟比薩斜塔一樣高)

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那...那生物

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開..開始嚇到我了(語無倫次)

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我被嚇到了(ﾟдﾟ)

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那...到底是什麼

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她在一秒之內的表情根本超量了

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*完美重現*

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我不喜歡(๏д๏)

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(p-i-z-z-a)

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(我要披薩)

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(嘿!你們準備好了嗎)

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她可以直接去死嗎ಠ_ಠ

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嗯...個人是反對孩童死亡啦

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但我覺得她真的該死ಠ_ಠ

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我很抱歉
我不想說這種話...但我還是說了

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(酪梨醬)

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(肉丸)

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(像瀑布的打發鮮奶油)

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*pewds當機*

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*系統處理中*

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*重新開機*

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不她...她是從地獄爬出來的

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地域深淵的惡鬼!

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(加點莎莎醬讓它變辣)

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(加點冰淇淋讓它變好)

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(丟魚進去...?)

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住手!!!

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麥來亂!

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走開啦!

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拜託

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我無法...

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(讓它飛)

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(飛,飛)

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(披薩派!!?)

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(披薩)

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天啊

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(p-i-z-z-a)

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(給我披薩)

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(讓它像舒芙蕾般升起)

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它不會結束嗎
(讓它像舒芙蕾般升起)

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(讓它像舒芙蕾般升起)

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(給我披薩)

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(p-i-z-z-a)

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(我要披薩)

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(我們應該結束了嗎)

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對!!!ಠ_ಠ

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沒有綽啦,拜託!

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快停

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拜託(`A´)

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算我求你們!!

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(才鼻要!)

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(拉緊你的馬達我們繼續吧)

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(巧克力醬,慢慢倒下去)

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(OREO!!!)

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(棉花糖!!!)

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(焦糖椰子醬...???)

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*來人帶pewds去收驚*

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那是什麼??

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啥啦(`皿´)

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那就是我現在的臉

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這人的腦袋是哪裡有洞啊(`A´)

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(這披薩完成了,耶!)(終於)

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(不要玩食物)

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結束了嗎?

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結束了*點頭*

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感謝主

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我還以為我要生...

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啥?這東西有詭異版?

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*地獄披薩歌*

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才不要⊙︿⊙

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*出停車場表演*

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不是吧

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噢!

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會不會開啊ಠ_ಠ

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就轉個彎到那條路啊

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*表演繼續*

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你到底在衝尛!!!!!

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我的天鵝啊

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美國人到底怎麼拿到駕照的

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這還是台好車欸 不要這樣啦QAQ

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*要多久*

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天啊不要!!不要是那台車

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對,如果...天鵝啊!不要撞到那台車

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不要再開車了

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不

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你是怎樣啦~!!(ノಠ_ಠ)ノ┬─┬

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快停!!!!!!!!

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你知道甚麼會惹我生氣嗎

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就是我在做一個...

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不要____挑戰的時候

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做這頻道最高品質的影片

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然後這種鬼事發生
(含有版權內容)

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這讓我很生氣

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它一直發生

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從...

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每...每一支影片都不能營利很難做你知道嗎

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我還要擔心這鬼東西欸

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天殺的!!

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為什麼我還在這?

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為了受苦嗎QAQ

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每晚...

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我都能感覺到我的廣告...

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離我而去

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*JEFF亂入*

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啊該死

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當我不是件簡單事

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人們都不了解

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我甚至沒有生氣

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我只有感到傷心(´Д⊂)

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謝謝你喜歡這部影片(?)

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你可以拿到AMAZON的禮券(?)

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像平常一樣,兄弟們...

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BROFIST!!!

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準備好了嗎,要來了

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來囉,我保證不會做什麼壞事

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我們相信彼此...對吧

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要來囉

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對沒綽...快現出你的拳頭

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隨時都有可能喔

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有可能就快了

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就要來囉

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隨時都會揍下去喔

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我...

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你要相信我

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你的老夥伴,PEWDIEPIE

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我不會幹嘛啦,我發誓

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把你的拳頭放到螢幕上!

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看到沒?我真的有做

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我不是混蛋

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好吧 我恨我的人生

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