WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:22.060 *Epic music intro* 00:00:22.060 --> 00:00:28.140 *God Pewdiepie* 00:00:28.780 --> 00:00:31.060 HA HA scared ya! 00:00:31.460 --> 00:00:33.860 You should've seen the look of your fac-- 00:00:35.260 --> 00:00:36.520 Oh, my god, Ainsley 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:40.220 Try not to get scaaaared challenge 00:00:41.020 --> 00:00:43.100 No, I'm not running out of ideas *nervous laugh* 00:00:43.540 --> 00:00:45.120 So, I scared you pretty good 00:00:45.120 --> 00:00:45.620 I know 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:48.480 Now it's your turn to scare ME! 00:00:48.620 --> 00:00:50.580 And see if you can scare me 00:00:50.580 --> 00:00:52.240 Luckily, I'm PewDiePie 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:53.260 I never get scared 00:00:53.280 --> 00:01:02.040 *A few old memories* 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:04.420 So this should be a pretty easy challenge 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:04.940 Don't you think? 00:01:05.100 --> 00:01:10.480 *Trying to escape* 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:13.160 I tweeted out for you guys to scare me 00:01:13.260 --> 00:01:15.080 Now let's see how it went 00:01:15.100 --> 00:01:15.960 Alright, first link 00:01:15.960 --> 00:01:16.760 *FNAF Song* 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:18.080 Oh, my god! 00:01:19.980 --> 00:01:20.780 Oh, my God 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:22.420 It's Leafy 00:01:22.800 --> 00:01:27.340 No! God. 00:01:27.340 --> 00:01:31.160 Is this gonna jumpscare me. I-I... *nervous laugh* 00:01:31.700 --> 00:01:33.600 Hey! Leafy here 00:01:33.600 --> 00:01:34.960 00:01:34.960 --> 00:01:35.460 Hello? 00:01:36.900 --> 00:01:38.620 *Leafy appears* 00:01:39.300 --> 00:01:41.540 *scared laugh?* 00:01:42.140 --> 00:01:43.300 I knew it was coming 00:01:43.740 --> 00:01:44.800 I knew it was gonna happen 00:01:45.780 --> 00:01:46.820 It still sca-- 00:01:46.820 --> 00:01:47.320 I MEAN! 00:01:47.320 --> 00:01:48.180 It didn't scare me! 00:01:48.180 --> 00:01:50.620 Oh, look who got scared! ha ha 00:01:51.080 --> 00:01:52.200 Wait, what the fuck is this? 00:01:52.660 --> 00:01:54.420 Ainsley *huffs* 00:01:54.500 --> 00:01:55.320 Are you-- 00:01:55.320 --> 00:01:56.360 Are you a kinder egg? 00:01:58.540 --> 00:01:59.160 *rhinoceros snorting cocaine sound* 00:01:59.160 --> 00:02:00.060 Wow 00:02:00.060 --> 00:02:01.140 Wow, guys *slow claps* 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:03.140 I-I really gotta say, uh, woah 00:02:03.140 --> 00:02:03.760 Oh, ugh-- 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:04.580 Ca-- 00:02:04.580 --> 00:02:05.720 Tone it down a bit 00:02:05.720 --> 00:02:08.340 Cause I-I-I'm getting a little bit too scared right now 00:02:09.860 --> 00:02:10.360 Woah! 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:11.680 Jesus Christ! 00:02:12.180 --> 00:02:13.180 Is that Markiplier? 00:02:14.640 --> 00:02:15.280 Oh, my God! 00:02:17.060 --> 00:02:17.900 AH! 00:02:18.740 --> 00:02:19.400 God. 00:02:19.480 --> 00:02:20.400 DAMMIT! 00:02:21.460 --> 00:02:22.100 AHH! 00:02:22.820 --> 00:02:23.460 Fuck's sake! 00:02:24.980 --> 00:02:25.480 AHH! 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:27.160 My beautiful Mark! 00:02:28.980 --> 00:02:31.280 *grunts* (tf are you doing pewds) 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:32.460 Alright, what do we got here? 00:02:33.920 --> 00:02:34.620 *laughs* 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:38.780 Great! 00:02:39.760 --> 00:02:40.400 *thumbs up* 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:41.540 A+ so far 00:02:41.540 --> 00:02:42.420 What is this? 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:50.180 *laughs* 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:54.320 *laughs* 00:02:56.180 --> 00:02:58.240 *laughing* Nooo 00:02:58.800 --> 00:02:59.620 No... 00:03:05.720 --> 00:03:07.080 That poor kitty! 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:09.120 No! He's getting triggered! 00:03:12.580 --> 00:03:13.080 What the f-- 00:03:13.780 --> 00:03:14.280 Okay 00:03:17.760 --> 00:03:18.960 Ooh! That's creepy 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:20.940 That was a good-- 00:03:20.940 --> 00:03:22.360 Good five-second clip 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.420 I think you didn't need the scream part 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:34.220 That was pretty cool 00:03:34.220 --> 00:03:34.740 That's pretty-- 00:03:34.940 --> 00:03:35.740 What the... *exasperated sigh* 00:03:36.900 --> 00:03:38.580 You guys are just showing off your fucking pet 00:03:38.580 --> 00:03:39.640 Okay, this look pretty scary 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:43.860 God damn it! 00:03:43.860 --> 00:03:45.400 God fucking damn it. 00:03:47.540 --> 00:03:48.640 You guys suck! 00:03:49.380 --> 00:03:50.880 You guys fucking suck, okay? 00:03:51.420 --> 00:03:52.780 Oh, no! I've seen this... 00:03:54.820 --> 00:03:55.320 No... 00:03:55.480 --> 00:03:58.000 Why did I watch this fucking anime as a kid? 00:03:58.340 --> 00:03:58.840 It's-s... 00:04:01.220 --> 00:04:04.560 The expressions in it are so horrifying, I never forget it 00:04:06.940 --> 00:04:09.500 They all scream so much, too. I don´t-- 00:04:11.940 --> 00:04:15.140 You know, I'd rather watch Boku No Pico than this fucking shit 00:04:15.140 --> 00:04:15.900 I swear to God 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:24.860 AGH! 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:26.180 OH! 00:04:26.180 --> 00:04:29.560 Ffffffffuck! *hiss* 00:04:29.820 --> 00:04:31.000 Ah, the cringe! I can't! 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:37.620 Why did I watch this?! 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:41.840 Oh, Shion. I remember Shion 00:04:42.220 --> 00:04:43.460 She used to be nice 00:04:43.460 --> 00:04:44.820 And then in another epis-- 00:04:44.820 --> 00:04:45.320 Uh... 00:04:48.340 --> 00:04:48.840 It doesn't-- 00:04:55.500 --> 00:04:56.000 UGH!! 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:56.760 It didn't go off! 00:04:58.420 --> 00:04:58.980 AHH! 00:05:00.540 --> 00:05:01.040 Ngahh! 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:02.180 Nah... 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:14.660 Damn it...! 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:17.300 Oh, uh-- 00:05:17.300 --> 00:05:18.560 Sexual undertones, 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:19.640 A+, Japan 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:20.500 What the fuck. 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:21.540 Whew 00:05:22.100 --> 00:05:22.600 Whew... 00:05:23.080 --> 00:05:23.880 It gets me every time 00:05:23.880 --> 00:05:25.040 Fucking Higurashi, man... 00:05:25.980 --> 00:05:27.840 Why did I fucking what that fucking shit... 00:05:28.320 --> 00:05:29.340 What's wrong with me? 00:05:29.620 --> 00:05:30.120 *laughs* 00:05:31.180 --> 00:05:33.540 Scare PewDiePie season 3 coming up, right there 00:05:33.540 --> 00:05:34.780 What the fuck? *laughs* 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:41.560 *laughs* 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:46.320 Well, I'm glad it wasn't scary 00:05:47.540 --> 00:05:48.260 Jesus Christ 00:05:48.700 --> 00:05:50.560 I didn't know... snakes had buttholes 00:05:50.820 --> 00:05:51.740 I mean it-- 00:05:51.740 --> 00:05:52.640 ... 00:05:52.640 --> 00:05:53.780 It should've been obvious 00:05:54.960 --> 00:05:55.740 But now I know! 00:05:57.760 --> 00:05:59.120 Oh, God. What is this? 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:03.780 Fuck! 00:06:06.480 --> 00:06:07.280 Oh, it's a cat 00:06:08.980 --> 00:06:09.480 Whew 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:10.900 Oh, it really scared me, that one 00:06:10.900 --> 00:06:11.400 Geez 00:06:11.740 --> 00:06:15.320 "A father puts up cameras in his house when his daughter told him--" 00:06:15.640 --> 00:06:17.040 Twenty thousand retweets. 00:06:19.260 --> 00:06:20.200 I've never seen this 00:06:24.960 --> 00:06:25.460 Uuh! 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:32.600 Ohh! 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:33.460 OOHH! 00:06:36.580 --> 00:06:37.480 Oh, shit! 00:06:39.200 --> 00:06:40.400 What the fuck was that?! 00:06:42.840 --> 00:06:43.700 AAAAHH!! 00:06:44.300 --> 00:06:44.800 Oh! 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:45.300 Shit! 00:06:45.620 --> 00:06:46.900 Fucking papers, man! 00:06:48.900 --> 00:06:50.140 I-I'm starting to regret this video... 00:06:50.580 --> 00:06:51.140 Oh, God. 00:06:51.140 --> 00:06:51.980 Not the fucking snakes! 00:06:52.700 --> 00:06:55.840 I didn't realize I had a thing for snakes until I saw a snake... 00:06:59.320 --> 00:07:00.040 Oh, my God... 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:09.940 Fuck you... 00:07:10.700 --> 00:07:11.640 Oh, I've seen this one... 00:07:12.640 --> 00:07:13.140 This is, uhhh... 00:07:13.140 --> 00:07:14.440 Made by some Swedish, uhh... 00:07:14.440 --> 00:07:15.680 Uhh... people 00:07:15.960 --> 00:07:17.440 And they made a full movie c-- 00:07:17.520 --> 00:07:18.700 Out of it called Lights Out 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:19.500 It's not bad... 00:07:19.500 --> 00:07:21.020 But I prefer the short film 00:07:24.780 --> 00:07:26.280 It's fucking creepy as shit, man 00:07:29.300 --> 00:07:30.000 *grunts* 00:07:38.640 --> 00:07:39.180 Just stop! 00:07:39.320 --> 00:07:40.080 Just stop doing that. 00:07:40.580 --> 00:07:42.260 Listen, if I saw a disgusting naked ass 00:07:42.380 --> 00:07:44.080 I would be scared like that as well. 00:07:44.180 --> 00:07:46.000 You just got beaned 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:57.500 *EARRAPE INTENSIFIES 00:07:57.520 --> 00:07:58.300 I gotta click away! 00:08:03.060 --> 00:08:04.140 I nearly died! 00:08:04.880 --> 00:08:05.620 What is this...? 00:08:10.660 --> 00:08:11.160 Great... 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:15.720 *Spanish* 00:08:23.300 --> 00:08:23.800 Oh... 00:08:25.860 --> 00:08:26.860 Ohhhh no 00:08:30.080 --> 00:08:30.660 No 00:08:40.520 --> 00:08:41.020 Stop. 00:08:41.780 --> 00:08:42.460 Please stop. 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:44.680 Oh, my God 00:08:45.980 --> 00:08:48.420 *Whoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! my name is Jacksepticeye 00:08:49.060 --> 00:08:51.640 *Whoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! my name is Jacksepticeye 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:55.820 *Whoosh* TOp Of the MoRNiNG tO Ya LaDdIes! my NamE iS JACksEpticEyE 00:08:56.100 --> 00:08:58.100 *Bunch of pot8toes yelling* 00:08:59.940 --> 00:09:01.940 *Whoosh* TOp Of the MoRRRNiNG tO Ya LaDdIes! my NamE iS JACksEpticEyE!!!! 00:09:01.940 --> 00:09:07.080 *Chaos* 00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:07.720 NO! 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:09.440 I can't do this! 00:09:09.900 --> 00:09:10.400 Ainsley... 00:09:11.660 --> 00:09:12.640 If I don't make it back... 00:09:13.760 --> 00:09:14.360 Tell the King 00:09:15.220 --> 00:09:17.220 Tell the King about my bravery 00:09:17.900 --> 00:10:05.820 *Heroic music* 00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:07.500 Warning :v