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*屁弟派的咆哮*

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哈哈！吓到你了吧！

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你真该看看你现在的表...

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我的天，Ainsley

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试着不被  口下下  到大挑战！

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不，我的点子还没有用完

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所以我极好地吓到你了！

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我知道！

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现在，该你来吓我了！

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然后看看你是否吓到我了

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还好，我是屁弟派，

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我绝不可能被吓到！

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*往期打脸回顾*

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所以这肯定是一个很简单的挑战~

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你不觉得么？？

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*试着逃跑*

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我之前发了一个推文，让你们来吓我

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现在我们来看看它怎么样了

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好的，第一个蓝链

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*玩具熊的五夜后宫的歌*

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我的上帝老爷

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我的上帝老爷

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这是Leafy

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不要啊，我天

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它肯定会跳出来吓我...我..我...*紧张地笑*

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嘿，Leafy！

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有人吗？？？

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*Leafy出现了*

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*惊恐地笑*

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我知道他刚刚肯定要跳出来

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我知道会发生什么！

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但他还是吓到...

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我是说！！

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它根本没吓到我！

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哦，看看谁被吓到了！！哈哈！

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等等！这是TM什么？？

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Ainsley!

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你是..

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你是一个可爱的鸡蛋吗？？

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*犀牛鼻吸可卡因的声音*

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山口山！

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山口山！伙计们~   *拍掌*

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我..我真心必须说..额...哇

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哦哦！！

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因..

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声音调低一点

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因为我..我..我有一点被它吓得大惊从早到晚失色了

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山口山！

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奶奶的香蕉船！！

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那是Markiplier吗？？

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我天！

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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！

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天！

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艹！

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啊！！

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菊花蛋蛋！！

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啊！！！！

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我美丽的Mark！！

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*浪叫声*

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好吧，这又是啥玩意？

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*笑*

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厉害了我的哥

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*竖大拇指*

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到目前为止，A+

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这是啥？

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*笑*

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*笑*

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*笑*不不不

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*笑*

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可怜的小猫！！

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不！！他在触发！！

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我艹！

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好吧！！

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噢，我好怕怕

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这是个很棒的...

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很棒的五秒剪辑

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我觉得你们不需要尖叫的部分

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真心不错！

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这很...

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我c....*愤怒的叹息*

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你只是在用你的宠物装逼吗？？

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好吧，这好像很吓人

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去TMD

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去他的大姨夫

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辣鸡！！

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你们这群辣鸡好吧？？

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噢，不，我看过这个了

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不...

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为什么我像一个小孩一样在看这个动漫...

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它...

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这人惊恐的表情，我一辈子都忘不了！

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他们都尖叫得特大声，我不能...

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其实，我宁可看Boku No Pico 都TM不想看这个

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我向天发誓

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啊♂

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哦！！

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艹！！！

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啊，这阿谀！！我不能！！

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我之前为啥要看这个？？

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噢，Shion，我还记得Shion

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她以前很不错

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之后在另一个情节中...

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呃

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这不痛！！

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啊！！

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它没掉完！！

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啊♂

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嗯啊嗯啊！！

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饿哦饿哦

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艹TM...

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偶额

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性暗示

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A+，日本

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雾草...

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*松了一口气*

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呼

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每次看我都会被吓到...

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草他么的寒蝉鸣泣之时

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我为什么要看这个狗玩意...

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我肿么了...

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*笑*

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《吓死屁弟派》第三季要出来了，484

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我擦ヾ(｡｀Д´｡)*笑*

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*笑*

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我很高兴这并不吓人...

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奶奶的香蕉船

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我之前并不知道...蛇居然有菊花...

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我的意思是...

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.....

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这应该是显而易见的

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但是现在我知道了...

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我天，这是虾米..

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啊！！

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噢，这是只猫..

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*叹气*

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噢，这真心吓到我了..

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神啊

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一个粑粑在他家放满了摄像头，当他女儿告诉他....

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2w次转发！！

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我从没看过这个..

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额！（谁能告诉我发生了什么...）

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哦！！（面对疾风吧）

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哦哦哦~~

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雾草！

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那是什么鬼？？

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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

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噢！

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艹！

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这是纸啊！伙计！

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我...我后悔看这个了...

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哦，神！

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不是蛇！

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*前方高能！信不信由你！！*我在看见一条蛇之前，我都不知道我有一个属于蛇的东西

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我滴神..*离屏幕远点，这不是演习！*

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草泥马的蛋蛋！！

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哦，我看过这个了

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这个。额

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的作者是一些瑞典的 额..

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额...人

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而且，他们还制作了一个完整的电影

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叫做...Light Out

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还不错

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但我更喜欢这些小♂影♂片

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这个像shi一样诡异啊，大兄弟

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不要

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不要这么做了...

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听着，如果我看见了一个令人作呕的屁股

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我会当做我被吓到了...

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你脑袋会被我揍！

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我必须关掉！！

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我在死亡的边缘

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这是啥

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不错...

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*西班牙语*

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哦哦...

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不要...

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不...

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停...

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请停下来...

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我天...

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*Jacksepticeye*

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*Jacksepticeye*X2

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*Jacksepticeye*X4

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*Jacksepticeye*X8

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*计数君已阵亡*

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不....

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我受不鸟了！！

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Ainsley

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如果我不能回来...

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告诉皇帝

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告诉皇帝我的勇敢！！

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*壮烈牺牲的音乐*

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*前方高能，非战斗人员请速撤离！*