*sad music*
i've become, immune.
nothing weirds me out anymore.
i've seen too much shit.
i just wanna know what it's like,
to feel again.
*more sad music*
what is this?
"try not to get weirded out challenge."
"curated by jessica."
could it be?
could my prayers finally have been answered?
let's check it out.
okay jessica. i'll accept your challenge. let's see if you can weird me out.
number one.
dancing man wearing a horse mask, cooks with wild mushrooms.
-ain't nothing weird about that!
it's making me feel very hungry so far.
is that an anime pillow?
fuck yeah, where did you buy that one? that one is fucking sweet.
is he naked?
oh that's not even weird. he's not even naked.
*laughs
i mean i'm not weirded out.
-or anything.
if anything i'm turned on,
don't tell marzia.
of course it's japanese.
of fucking course.
what is he doing?
h-he found mushrooms, okay.
he is cooking the mushrooms.
how long does this garbage go?
i don't know how you found this video jessica,
but it didn't weird me out!
"godzilla dance"
ah this is the donkey kong soundtrack!
fuck yeah, the godzilla dance!
i love this shit!
i fucking live for the godzilla dance!
oh yeah!
it's my favorite jam!
okay, next challenge, "a for asthma".
it's geting trickier.
oh my god, that's a great moustache.
*laughs*
*feeling weird/awkward*
*laughs*
*awkwardly watching continues*
*cracks up*
what the fuck is that?
what is that?
i ain't weirded out, that's just hilarious.
"i feel fantastic."
alright, what is this?
*feeling weird and also scared*
*trying not to say anything about feeling weird*
i'm scared!
what the fuck is that?!
please be over.
it's not weirded!
i need a challenge jessica, you b-bitch.
give me another one.
this one just has a russian title?
i know you russians are watching and i know you're fucking weird, so.
let's see what happens.
*cracks up again*
*coughs*
next video!
*Felix watches a man eat ice-cream from his body and feels uncomfortable*
ugh.
oh, is he gonna eat from itself?
*gagging*
what? you can't just say "i eat little babies".
i don't think this guy should be allowed to say the word "babies".
i-i-i -it's just my personal opinion.
and i'd appreciate if you'd blink maybe once or twice.
that would made me feel better.
um, this should be illegal and um- whoever made this should be put to prison,
that's all i got to say about that.
JESSICA, U B-BITCH!
this is some eastern-european shit man.
is he saying "piss ass"?
*doing a little dance i think* it's good.
*loving the song*
i don't know what a "pizas" is but i don't think it matters.
this is fucking my jam, man.
*still dancing*
they're gonna give me piss ass.
oh my god.
ugh.
holy shit he is- insane.
fuck i really thought he was facebook for a second there.
he looks like a penis.
alright what have we got?
a unicorn? uniporn, oh.
uh. (x2)
this looks like an awesome- video.
nope. nope, nevermind.
oh god, this is awkward as fuck.
can the people in the background please shut the fuck up, i'm tryna listen to the uniporn.
didn't weirded out.
it's not weird about p- this is what friends do, they do this.
no this- nothing weird, okay.
no, no, no, no.
what? what the f- no!
i feel violated.
i feel sexually assaulted.
but i'm not weirded out!
BITCH! last video!
"the laugh song".
some quality lyrics.
at least the lyrics are better than what they're playing on the radio.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, (it doesn't end what the fuck?)
i can't do this anymore.
UGH!
BURN IT! (x2)
OH GOD!
fine, you win.
alright, i'm not doing this shit anymore.
fuck you.
made by jessica.
and just so you know when i dated pewdiepie- what? don't li- no.
don't listen to her.
he was a nasty person.
i tag him on tumblr as #problematic.
malcolm says he only in it for the money and i agree with that. and his dick is small.
felix. not malcolm.
malcolm is nineteen inches.
this was not made by malcolm, but by jessica who is dating malcolm forever and he's hot.
that seems like that's the truth.
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