WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.900 *sad music* 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:05.980 i've become, immune. 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:09.100 nothing weirds me out anymore. 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:12.900 i've seen too much shit. 00:00:13.340 --> 00:00:15.620 i just wanna know what it's like, 00:00:16.720 --> 00:00:18.740 to feel again. 00:00:19.500 --> 00:00:22.600 *more sad music* 00:00:23.340 --> 00:00:24.740 what is this? 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:28.300 "try not to get weirded out challenge." 00:00:28.780 --> 00:00:30.600 "curated by jessica." 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:33.100 could it be? 00:00:33.400 --> 00:00:35.700 could my prayers finally have been answered? 00:00:36.540 --> 00:00:38.080 let's check it out. 00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:45.560 okay jessica. i'll accept your challenge. let's see if you can weird me out. 00:00:45.780 --> 00:00:46.620 number one. 00:00:46.940 --> 00:00:51.200 dancing man wearing a horse mask, cooks with wild mushrooms. 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:53.200 -ain't nothing weird about that! 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:56.900 it's making me feel very hungry so far. 00:00:58.620 --> 00:01:00.000 is that an anime pillow? 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:02.900 fuck yeah, where did you buy that one? that one is fucking sweet. 00:01:04.520 --> 00:01:05.580 is he naked? 00:01:05.840 --> 00:01:07.800 oh that's not even weird. he's not even naked. 00:01:08.180 --> 00:01:08.900 *laughs 00:01:09.440 --> 00:01:11.200 i mean i'm not weirded out. 00:01:11.300 --> 00:01:12.300 -or anything. 00:01:12.500 --> 00:01:14.000 if anything i'm turned on, 00:01:14.440 --> 00:01:15.560 don't tell marzia. 00:01:16.060 --> 00:01:17.060 of course it's japanese. 00:01:17.300 --> 00:01:18.800 of fucking course. 00:01:19.700 --> 00:01:20.640 what is he doing? 00:01:21.700 --> 00:01:23.900 h-he found mushrooms, okay. 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:25.800 he is cooking the mushrooms. 00:01:26.240 --> 00:01:28.000 how long does this garbage go? 00:01:28.380 --> 00:01:29.920 i don't know how you found this video jessica, 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:31.600 but it didn't weird me out! 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:33.200 "godzilla dance" 00:01:36.600 --> 00:01:38.300 ah this is the donkey kong soundtrack! 00:01:38.500 --> 00:01:40.120 fuck yeah, the godzilla dance! 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:41.600 i love this shit! 00:01:41.800 --> 00:01:43.600 i fucking live for the godzilla dance! 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:44.680 oh yeah! 00:01:49.020 --> 00:01:50.500 it's my favorite jam! 00:01:51.940 --> 00:01:54.600 okay, next challenge, "a for asthma". 00:01:54.980 --> 00:01:56.300 it's geting trickier. 00:01:56.540 --> 00:01:57.900 oh my god, that's a great moustache. 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:06.000 *laughs* 00:02:06.860 --> 00:02:11.460 *feeling weird/awkward* 00:02:11.880 --> 00:02:13.460 *laughs* 00:02:13.960 --> 00:02:17.800 *awkwardly watching continues* 00:02:18.940 --> 00:02:20.880 *cracks up* 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:22.760 what the fuck is that? 00:02:24.100 --> 00:02:24.860 what is that? 00:02:25.060 --> 00:02:26.860 i ain't weirded out, that's just hilarious. 00:02:27.100 --> 00:02:27.940 "i feel fantastic." 00:02:28.260 --> 00:02:29.860 alright, what is this? 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:37.140 *feeling weird and also scared* 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:39.620 *trying not to say anything about feeling weird* 00:02:44.880 --> 00:02:46.300 i'm scared! 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:48.300 what the fuck is that?! 00:02:50.880 --> 00:02:52.000 please be over. 00:02:52.220 --> 00:02:53.400 it's not weirded! 00:02:53.700 --> 00:02:56.020 i need a challenge jessica, you b-bitch. 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:57.400 give me another one. 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:59.380 this one just has a russian title? 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:02.600 i know you russians are watching and i know you're fucking weird, so. 00:03:02.940 --> 00:03:04.600 let's see what happens. 00:03:10.140 --> 00:03:12.380 *cracks up again* 00:03:12.720 --> 00:03:16.840 *coughs* 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:17.900 next video! 00:03:26.760 --> 00:03:35.560 *Felix watches a man eat ice-cream from his body and feels uncomfortable* 00:03:35.740 --> 00:03:36.460 ugh. 00:03:38.740 --> 00:03:40.120 oh, is he gonna eat from itself? 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:41.560 *gagging* 00:03:44.720 --> 00:03:47.400 what? you can't just say "i eat little babies". 00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:53.680 i don't think this guy should be allowed to say the word "babies". 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:56.900 i-i-i -it's just my personal opinion. 00:03:57.120 --> 00:04:00.700 and i'd appreciate if you'd blink maybe once or twice. 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:05.560 that would made me feel better. 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:14.920 um, this should be illegal and um- whoever made this should be put to prison, 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:16.280 that's all i got to say about that. 00:04:16.460 --> 00:04:18.280 JESSICA, U B-BITCH! 00:04:18.780 --> 00:04:21.000 this is some eastern-european shit man. 00:04:26.520 --> 00:04:28.520 is he saying "piss ass"? 00:04:29.500 --> 00:04:31.940 *doing a little dance i think* it's good. 00:04:32.540 --> 00:04:37.120 *loving the song* 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:40.340 i don't know what a "pizas" is but i don't think it matters. 00:04:40.640 --> 00:04:42.340 this is fucking my jam, man. 00:04:42.580 --> 00:04:47.540 *still dancing* 00:04:47.780 --> 00:04:49.540 they're gonna give me piss ass. 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:51.540 oh my god. 00:04:57.220 --> 00:04:57.780 ugh. 00:05:02.380 --> 00:05:03.680 holy shit he is- insane. 00:05:06.380 --> 00:05:08.760 fuck i really thought he was facebook for a second there. 00:05:12.220 --> 00:05:13.100 he looks like a penis. 00:05:13.360 --> 00:05:13.860 alright what have we got? 00:05:14.060 --> 00:05:16.440 a unicorn? uniporn, oh. 00:05:17.320 --> 00:05:19.780 uh. (x2) 00:05:20.760 --> 00:05:24.060 this looks like an awesome- video. 00:05:25.420 --> 00:05:27.840 nope. nope, nevermind. 00:05:32.100 --> 00:05:35.960 oh god, this is awkward as fuck. 00:05:39.080 --> 00:05:42.600 can the people in the background please shut the fuck up, i'm tryna listen to the uniporn. 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:45.900 didn't weirded out. 00:05:48.120 --> 00:05:51.840 it's not weird about p- this is what friends do, they do this. 00:05:54.420 --> 00:05:56.740 no this- nothing weird, okay. 00:05:57.880 --> 00:06:01.100 no, no, no, no. 00:06:05.760 --> 00:06:08.160 what? what the f- no! 00:06:08.640 --> 00:06:09.740 i feel violated. 00:06:10.060 --> 00:06:11.980 i feel sexually assaulted. 00:06:12.220 --> 00:06:13.840 but i'm not weirded out! 00:06:13.980 --> 00:06:15.760 BITCH! last video! 00:06:16.220 --> 00:06:17.180 "the laugh song". 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:25.800 some quality lyrics. 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:29.380 at least the lyrics are better than what they're playing on the radio. 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:43.020 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, (it doesn't end what the fuck?) 00:06:43.480 --> 00:06:45.480 i can't do this anymore. 00:06:49.700 --> 00:06:51.700 UGH! 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:58.800 BURN IT! (x2) 00:06:59.460 --> 00:07:00.580 OH GOD! 00:07:00.900 --> 00:07:01.700 fine, you win. 00:07:01.820 --> 00:07:03.360 alright, i'm not doing this shit anymore. 00:07:03.500 --> 00:07:04.120 fuck you. 00:07:04.320 --> 00:07:05.320 made by jessica. 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:09.440 and just so you know when i dated pewdiepie- what? don't li- no. 00:07:09.660 --> 00:07:10.620 don't listen to her. 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:12.620 he was a nasty person. 00:07:13.540 --> 00:07:17.520 i tag him on tumblr as #problematic. 00:07:17.740 --> 00:07:22.320 malcolm says he only in it for the money and i agree with that. and his dick is small. 00:07:22.860 --> 00:07:24.320 felix. not malcolm. 00:07:26.300 --> 00:07:29.060 malcolm is nineteen inches. 00:07:29.500 --> 00:07:34.840 this was not made by malcolm, but by jessica who is dating malcolm forever and he's hot. 00:07:34.980 --> 00:07:36.980 that seems like that's the truth. 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:38.080 leave a like if you enjoyed, 00:07:38.340 --> 00:07:39.180 subscribe to become a bro today 00:07:39.380 --> 00:07:43.720 and as always, stay awesome bros!