WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.020 (sad music) 00:00:04.020 --> 00:00:05.920 I've become immune 00:00:07.220 --> 00:00:09.220 Nothing weirds me out anymore 00:00:10.400 --> 00:00:12.480 I've seen too much shit 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:15.260 I just wanna know what it's like 00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:18.080 Too feel again 00:00:18.080 --> 00:00:23.040 (more sad music) 00:00:24.100 --> 00:00:24.760 What is this? 00:00:25.340 --> 00:00:27.420 Try not to get weirded out! 00:00:27.420 --> 00:00:28.220 challenge 00:00:28.780 --> 00:00:30.400 Curated by Jessica 00:00:31.660 --> 00:00:32.540 Could it be?? 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:35.500 Could my prayers finally have been answered?? 00:00:36.620 --> 00:00:38.060 Let's check it outttttt....... 00:00:38.060 --> 00:00:38.620 (Dat sexy pewds) 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:45.660 Ok Jessica , i'll accept your challenge , let's see if you can weird me out 00:00:45.660 --> 00:00:46.720 Number one(those lips doe) 00:00:46.960 --> 00:00:51.500 Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks with wild mushrooms 00:00:51.500 --> 00:00:53.280 Ain't nothing weird about that.... 00:00:54.740 --> 00:00:57.180 It's making me feel very hungry so far..... 00:00:58.700 --> 00:01:00.200 Is dat an anime pillow??? 00:01:00.200 --> 00:01:02.520 Fuck yeah, where did you buy that one, that one is fucking sweet 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:05.680 Is he naked?...... 00:01:05.680 --> 00:01:07.800 Oh that's not even weird , he's not even naked 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:09.060 *laughs* 00:01:09.240 --> 00:01:11.040 I mean, I'm not weirded out..... 00:01:11.300 --> 00:01:12.140 or anything..... 00:01:12.420 --> 00:01:13.920 If anything, I'm turned on..... 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:15.600 Dont tell Marzia ..... 00:01:16.100 --> 00:01:17.280 Of course it's Japanese 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:18.540 Oh Fucking Course 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:20.580 What is he doing? 00:01:21.720 --> 00:01:23.920 He--he found mushrooms ok?? 00:01:24.600 --> 00:01:25.700 He's cooking the mushrooms 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:28.100 How long does this garbage go?? 00:01:28.380 --> 00:01:30.100 I dont know how you found this video Jessica..... 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:31.720 But it didnt weird me out 00:01:31.820 --> 00:01:33.180 Godzilla dance.... 00:01:36.540 --> 00:01:38.140 Ah this is the Donkey Kong soundtrack 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:40.400 Fuck yeah the Godzilla Dance 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:41.340 i love this shit 00:01:41.800 --> 00:01:43.720 I fucking live for the Godzilla Dance!!! 00:01:43.920 --> 00:01:44.800 Oh yeah..... 00:01:49.320 --> 00:01:50.580 This is my favourite jam 00:01:52.060 --> 00:01:54.960 ok ... next challenge A for Asthma 00:01:55.220 --> 00:01:56.360 It's getting trickier 00:01:56.620 --> 00:01:57.960 Oh my god that is a great moustache 00:02:21.540 --> 00:02:23.020 WTF IS DAT 00:02:24.260 --> 00:02:27.140 What is that....? I ain't weirded out, that's just hilarious 00:02:27.140 --> 00:02:29.180 I feel fantastic , alright what is this? 00:02:29.820 --> 00:02:44.920 *weird sounds from robot* 00:02:45.100 --> 00:02:46.260 I am SCAREEEED 00:02:46.420 --> 00:02:48.100 WTF IS DAT 00:02:50.940 --> 00:02:52.160 Please be over....... 00:02:52.300 --> 00:02:53.520 It's not weirded 00:02:53.640 --> 00:02:56.380 I need a CHALLENGE Jessica YOU BIIIITCH 00:02:56.380 --> 00:02:57.400 Give me another one 00:02:57.440 --> 00:02:59.440 This one just has a Russian title?? 00:02:59.440 --> 00:03:02.880 I know you Russians are watching and i know you're fucking weird sooooo... 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:04.140 Let's see wathappens 00:03:09.940 --> 00:03:11.940 *laughs* 00:03:17.260 --> 00:03:17.980 Next video 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:26.600 *There is good reason for my glistening skin* 00:03:28.680 --> 00:03:30.180 *And how i shine* 00:03:31.760 --> 00:03:34.380 *and how my pores are so clean* 00:03:34.980 --> 00:03:36.460 * and clear* 00:03:38.820 --> 00:03:40.820 Is he gonna eat from himself?? 00:03:42.780 --> 00:03:44.560 *I eat little babies* 00:03:44.780 --> 00:03:45.280 What? 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:47.520 You can't just say i eat little babies 00:03:48.220 --> 00:03:49.300 *babies ice cream* 00:03:50.040 --> 00:03:53.800 I dont think this guy shoud be allowed to say the word babies 00:03:54.180 --> 00:03:56.820 I ... I ..I it's just my personal opinion 00:03:57.340 --> 00:04:00.560 And i'd appreciate it if you'd blink maybe once or twice.... 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.740 *and nod, and hug, and high five each other* 00:04:03.940 --> 00:04:05.660 That would make me feel better 00:04:09.200 --> 00:04:10.180 UUUUUhhhhhhhhhm 00:04:10.480 --> 00:04:16.460 This should be illegal and uhmm and whoever made this should be put to prison , that's all i got to say about that 00:04:16.460 --> 00:04:18.540 Jessica you BIIIIIIITCH 00:04:18.620 --> 00:04:21.180 This is some eastern European shit man 00:04:26.500 --> 00:04:27.860 Is he sayin piss ass? 00:04:29.880 --> 00:04:37.540 (epic pewds dance right there) 00:04:37.540 --> 00:04:40.020 I dunno what does piss ass means but i dont think it matters..... 00:04:40.540 --> 00:04:42.020 This is fucking my jam man 00:04:47.900 --> 00:04:49.340 They gonna give me piss ass?? 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:50.460 O MAH GAWD 00:05:02.260 --> 00:05:03.760 HOLY SHIT HE IS .... insane 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:08.900 Fuck , i really thought he was facebook for a second there 00:05:12.340 --> 00:05:13.340 He looks like a penis... 00:05:13.340 --> 00:05:15.020 Alright what we got , Unicorn?? 00:05:15.020 --> 00:05:15.540 Uniporn!! 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:16.060 ohhhhh 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:19.120 (epic uniporn soundtrack plays) 00:05:20.820 --> 00:05:22.960 This looks like an awesome...... 00:05:23.220 --> 00:05:23.860 ...video 00:05:25.620 --> 00:05:26.120 nope 00:05:26.700 --> 00:05:27.780 Nope, nevermind..... 00:05:32.340 --> 00:05:32.960 Oh gawd 00:05:34.240 --> 00:05:35.680 This is awkward as fuck 00:05:39.260 --> 00:05:42.560 Can the people in the backgroud please stfu i am trying to listen to the uniporn 00:05:48.320 --> 00:05:51.840 It's not weird about p-- , this is what friends do , they do this 00:05:54.420 --> 00:05:56.420 no, there's nothing weird... 00:05:58.420 --> 00:06:01.140 no, no, no, no... 00:06:06.860 --> 00:06:08.000 Wt NOOOO 00:06:08.540 --> 00:06:09.580 i feel violated 00:06:10.020 --> 00:06:11.780 I feel sexually assaulted 00:06:12.520 --> 00:06:13.800 But i am not weirded out 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:14.560 BIIIITCH 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:15.840 Last Video 00:06:16.020 --> 00:06:16.980 The laugh song 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.260 Some quality lyrics 00:06:27.020 --> 00:06:29.740 At least the lyrics are better than what they playing on the radio...... 00:06:33.560 --> 00:06:37.360 HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA 00:06:39.740 --> 00:06:40.940 baawhw 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:43.560 BAAAAAAWHG 00:06:43.880 --> 00:06:44.940 i cant do this anymore.... 00:06:50.140 --> 00:06:51.200 ewwwwwwwwww 00:06:55.760 --> 00:06:56.720 BUUUUUUURN IT 00:06:57.180 --> 00:06:58.300 BUUUUUUUUURN IT 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:00.780 OH GAWD 00:07:00.900 --> 00:07:04.460 Fine you win alright, I'm not doing this shit anymore, fuck you 00:07:04.460 --> 00:07:05.300 made by Jessica..... 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:09.520 And just so you know when I dated pewdiepie... what dont let nooooo 00:07:09.520 --> 00:07:10.700 Dont listen to her 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:12.540 He was a nasty person 00:07:13.560 --> 00:07:22.240 I tag him on tumblr as #Problematic. Malcom says he only in it for the money and I agree with that. And his dick is small 00:07:22.960 --> 00:07:24.340 Felix, not Malcom 00:07:26.700 --> 00:07:34.500 Malcom is 19 inches , this was not made by malcom but by Jessica who is dating Malcom forever and is hot 00:07:35.180 --> 00:07:37.340 That seems like that's the truth 00:07:37.340 --> 00:07:43.220 Leave a like if you enjoyed , subscribe and become a bro today and as always, STAY AWESOME BROSS 00:07:45.320 --> 00:07:47.540 He is clearly a ped- OMG 00:07:47.680 --> 00:07:48.880 UGHHHHHHHHHH 00:07:49.300 --> 00:07:50.740 WOOOOOO 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:56.960 Oh god....