WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.020 --> 00:00:02.000 *Strange noises* 00:00:02.800 --> 00:00:03.300 No 00:00:04.240 --> 00:00:04.900 Shit 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:06.660 Fuck 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:08.080 God dammit! 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:10.080 This video isn't 10 minutes yet 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:11.640 What the fuck do I do?! 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:13.380 It's fuckin' January 00:00:13.580 --> 00:00:16.160 There's such a lack of Ad Revenue already! 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:18.480 I'm just gonna have to learn from the best 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:21.900 To extend this video to 10 minutes. 00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:24.020 I'm talking slow 00:00:24.020 --> 00:00:26.840 IS THAT OBVIOUS WHAT I'M DOING HEREEEEEE 00:00:27.340 --> 00:00:29.600 OHHHH 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:30.460 Leafy! 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:32.640 Master of title cards 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:39.220 *You Reposted In The Wrong Neighorhood Music Plays* 00:00:39.220 --> 00:00:41.400 Holy shit that's 11 seconds 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:42.460 WITH NO CONTENT! 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:45.720 Actually it's, never mind that that's 17 minutes 00:00:45.720 --> 00:00:47.040 WITH NO CONTENT! 00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:47.580 I'm just kid... 00:00:47.600 --> 00:00:48.100 I'm kidding 00:00:48.100 --> 00:00:48.600 I'm kidding 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:49.100 I'm KIDDING 00:00:49.540 --> 00:00:51.080 Calvin, I'm joking. 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:54.180 M'kay I get, I nee, I get it. I need an 00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:55.440 I need an intro 00:00:55.440 --> 00:00:56.200 I need to bring it back 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:56.700 ROLL 00:00:56.700 --> 00:00:57.320 THE INTRO! 00:01:07.520 --> 00:01:08.840 Are we at 10 minutes yet? 00:01:09.080 --> 00:01:09.580 Fuck. 00:01:09.940 --> 00:01:10.580 UGH 00:01:10.580 --> 00:01:11.660 So just 00:01:11.660 --> 00:01:12.160 So just suposed 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:12.920 Okay I got it! 00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:14.060 CaseyNeistat 00:01:14.460 --> 00:01:16.000 He does these transitional shots 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:17.020 LET'S HAVE A LOOK 00:01:23.020 --> 00:01:24.080 Fuck, okay 00:01:24.860 --> 00:01:25.800 Just roll a random, 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:27.440 A random ass... 00:01:28.160 --> 00:01:29.760 Stock Image Footage, okay? 00:01:38.360 --> 00:01:40.360 ARE WE AT TEN MINUTES YET 00:01:40.380 --> 00:01:40.880 PLEASE?! 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:43.780 FUCKING 00:01:43.780 --> 00:01:44.420 JANUARY 00:01:44.580 --> 00:01:47.040 Do you see what happens with the Ad Revenue?! 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.420 This is bad. This is real bad 00:01:50.980 --> 00:01:53.700 I'm gonna have to find a real job, real soon if this continues! 00:01:54.440 --> 00:01:55.280 Oh, I got it! 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:57.300 I-In my last video, uh- 00:01:57.520 --> 00:01:58.140 Eehhhh 00:01:58.320 --> 00:02:01.500 Don't worry about the order in this vídeo, I know it's a little messy okay 00:02:01.520 --> 00:02:02.380 *Pewds.exe stopped working of YouTube* 00:02:02.380 --> 00:02:05.860 But into yesterday's video, I said I was gonna put the top comment 00:02:06.580 --> 00:02:08.480 The top comment on that wall 00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.740 Now I haven't checked, alright? 00:02:10.760 --> 00:02:12.060 I have not checked. 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:13.940 So It could be anything right now 00:02:13.940 --> 00:02:15.580 Let's... Let's see what it is. 00:02:15.580 --> 00:02:16.640 Well I'm a bit nervous 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:29.480 That's the top comment? (yes) 00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:32.900 I gave you guys, permission to put fucking anything 00:02:34.060 --> 00:02:35.700 to put. fucking. ANYTHING. 00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:37.600 In the background of my video 00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.700 AND THE TOP COMMENT IS 00:02:40.320 --> 00:02:42.520 A FUCKING SELF ADVERTISING. 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:43.620 i though at LEAST 00:02:44.040 --> 00:02:47.580 I... I.. I taught you guys to learn better! 00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:51.440 Than believe in some random ass fucking comment saying "I love you" 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:53.100 What the fuck does that mean? 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:55.680 If you had a homeless guy from the street tell you I love you 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.800 It doesn't mean anything, words don't mean SHIT. 00:02:57.800 --> 00:02:59.900 unless it comes, with REAL MEANING 00:02:59.900 --> 00:03:01.200 and from a person, 00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:04.220 That you respect or at least know who the FUCK IT IS! 00:03:04.720 --> 00:03:07.480 Now excuse me while i'm putting... 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:18.960 Let's just go back to what the video is about 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:20.240 I don't fucking give a shit 00:03:20.480 --> 00:03:21.720 Hey, how's it going 00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:22.640 Bros 00:03:23.700 --> 00:03:26.340 Welcome to another original video idea 00:03:26.660 --> 00:03:28.420 Try Not To Love #Laugh (ha) 00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:29.900 i failed already 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:32.040 but there's a catch 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:34.660 since you guys love my moustache so much 00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:35.940 thank you very much by the way (yes hello hitler) 00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:39.780 i really appreciate all the nice feedback about my new appearance. you know 00:03:39.780 --> 00:03:41.280 here, i was thinking i look cool 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:42.400 finally 00:03:42.760 --> 00:03:46.200 i found a hip new look that fits me and my personality 00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:48.560 but i guess that's not good enough 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:52.160 so if i laughed, i will shave a piece of my moustache 00:03:52.300 --> 00:03:53.660 as much as it pains me 00:03:53.660 --> 00:03:55.660 it pains my very core! (find your positive core message today) 00:03:56.420 --> 00:03:57.560 and if i run out of moustache 00:03:57.960 --> 00:03:59.320 i will shave this dog 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:01.620 (laughed) 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:06.640 rip edgar 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:08.000 let's do this 00:04:08.640 --> 00:04:09.620 the first video 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:14.400 is chair. (Oh my god the chair!) 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.400 oh damn 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:20.880 (giggle) 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:25.000 it's just kind of video where you know you're gonna laugh even before you watch it 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:27.060 there's no way i could not have laughed at that 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:28.820 it's just a little piece 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:29.620 whatever... 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.120 think we all know where this is heading 00:04:33.860 --> 00:04:36.980 i like it, is a good look, i really hope i don't have to laugh again 00:04:37.200 --> 00:04:39.760 [v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before? 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:41.600 oh hello...okay... 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:44.340 [v] have you ever done a sinus rinse before? 00:04:44.420 --> 00:04:45.060 i don't believe i'm - 00:04:45.060 --> 00:04:45.780 OMG 00:04:47.200 --> 00:04:52.400 (rerethinks life) 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.020 i need to do a sinus rinse right fucking now 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:56.060 ugh. 00:05:03.700 --> 00:05:06.300 and i don't want the world to see me (sing) 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:07.920 didn't laugh 00:05:07.920 --> 00:05:08.580 thank you very much 00:05:09.320 --> 00:05:10.600 Next 00:05:14.140 --> 00:05:15.920 what is this? what is he doing? 00:05:15.940 --> 00:05:17.540 [v] shut your fucking mouth 00:05:17.540 --> 00:05:19.540 [v] shut the fuck up you cunt 00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:22.780 [v] shut it 00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:30.360 [v] shut it 00:05:30.540 --> 00:05:32.720 oh..no..no..that was 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:34.040 an after giggle 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:35.240 they don't count 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:36.400 My Cat Is Crazy 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:40.000 *glass shattering sound* (cracking up) 00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:45.140 i didn't laugh (oh yes u did) 00:05:45.840 --> 00:05:47.260 *glass shattering sound* 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:51.960 No. 1, why were you filming...your cat in a fucking garden house? 00:05:52.200 --> 00:05:52.760 No.2 ... 00:05:53.880 --> 00:05:54.920 What the fuck. (laugh) 00:05:55.380 --> 00:05:56.820 *glass shattering sound* 00:05:56.820 --> 00:05:58.720 where did that cat go? 00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:00.880 what was so important to that cat 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.920 why do i feel like i'm Ray William Johnson 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.740 deconstructing a fucking shit of- 00:06:08.620 --> 00:06:10.300 au..we're getting there 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:11.440 i kinda like it 00:06:11.940 --> 00:06:12.900 do you like it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:06:12.900 --> 00:06:16.200 dat stare tho 00:06:16.300 --> 00:06:16.800 (squelch) 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:18.800 (snort) 00:06:18.840 --> 00:06:19.480 moving on 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:24.800 [v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But- 00:06:25.180 --> 00:06:25.680 ugh 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:27.160 [v] he's gay 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:29.800 [v] i mean he's gay, excuse me he's blind 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:30.400 [v] so we're here about that 00:06:30.400 --> 00:06:38.500 *tries real fucking hard not to laugh* 00:06:38.780 --> 00:06:40.060 i don't wanna laugh 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:44.660 ah for fuck... 00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:52.700 [v] we gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest. But he's gay 00:06:53.180 --> 00:06:53.820 but he's 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:54.720 gay 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:59.240 Girl Cries Like Racing Car 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:01.680 [v] hey sorry i missed your call 00:07:02.180 --> 00:07:02.740 [v] ummm... 00:07:03.420 --> 00:07:04.360 [v] i'm just calling you back to... 00:07:04.420 --> 00:07:04.940 [v] uhhh... 00:07:05.440 --> 00:07:06.880 [v] let you know that i... 00:07:07.260 --> 00:07:07.940 oh no... [v] i love you 00:07:08.620 --> 00:07:09.620 and i miss you 00:07:10.140 --> 00:07:11.700 *girl crying sound like racing car* 00:07:11.700 --> 00:07:13.200 (inhales loudly) 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.740 i really, i really want you to call me back 00:07:19.740 --> 00:07:23.300 *crying* 00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:25.700 and i'm sorry i missed your phone call 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:26.940 and i, i, aii... 00:07:26.940 --> 00:07:28.940 i know you are DONE 00:07:28.940 --> 00:07:32.040 so, so when you get this will you call me back 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.040 *crying* 00:07:35.200 --> 00:07:35.860 i love you 00:07:36.320 --> 00:07:37.440 and i miss you 00:07:37.700 --> 00:07:40.460 *crying* 00:07:43.180 --> 00:07:43.900 next video 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:45.840 Why Are You Watching That 00:07:47.020 --> 00:07:48.900 [v] don't tell mommmmm 00:07:52.640 --> 00:07:54.080 these are really good 00:07:54.080 --> 00:07:56.020 these are really good clips this time 00:07:57.400 --> 00:07:58.580 why were you watching that? 00:07:58.580 --> 00:08:01.400 they are just blind, they are just blind, don't worry about it 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:04.080 there's nothing wrong watching blind people (oh the irony) 00:08:08.960 --> 00:08:09.660 ummm... 00:08:10.400 --> 00:08:12.400 early stages of a yaoi fan girl 00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:14.400 (laugh) 00:08:18.700 --> 00:08:19.200 fuck it 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:20.760 alright, it was worth it 00:08:21.020 --> 00:08:21.980 it was worth it 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:24.600 oh no 00:08:25.820 --> 00:08:26.980 [v] k...i wanna show you a little secret 00:08:27.620 --> 00:08:28.500 oh!! okay... 00:08:28.500 --> 00:08:30.980 [v]A guy taught me from the American Rangers 00:08:30.980 --> 00:08:31.480 great 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:33.800 [v] and he always said, you know... 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:36.480 [v] in a tactical situation the sound of velcro 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:38.480 [v] you can hear a mile away 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:41.020 [v] and everybody knows that sound of velcro 00:08:41.300 --> 00:08:42.100 that's true 00:08:44.580 --> 00:08:46.740 [v] so here we have a velcro pouch 00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:48.940 [v] and this is the sound that gives you a way in a tactical situation 00:08:50.900 --> 00:08:51.400 [v] and 00:08:52.040 --> 00:08:52.540 [v] so... he taught me 00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:58.340 [v] a method of opening a velcro so that if you do that no one will hear the velcro- [pewds] i'm already laughing 00:08:58.860 --> 00:08:59.560 okay, what is that? 00:08:59.620 --> 00:09:04.840 [v] it's real fast, and, so the velcro i've got it on is the best i can get it on 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:06.940 is this suppose to be funny?- [v] and this is what he taught me 00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:07.760 okay... 00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:08.960 [v] AH!!! (wtf) 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:12.040 *laugh* 00:09:14.160 --> 00:09:16.300 *Life Being Sucked Out Of Soul*....hahahaha 00:09:19.700 --> 00:09:25.560 take your arm outward 45 degrees from the front and lift your arm up as far as- 00:09:25.560 --> 00:09:26.300 here we go 00:09:26.660 --> 00:09:27.620 i think is time 00:09:28.300 --> 00:09:59.920 *shaving sound* *We Are Number One Plays* *dancing* 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:01.120 alright, well... 00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:04.540 that was Try Not To Laugh Challenge moustache edition 00:10:04.840 --> 00:10:05.820 if you enjoy this video 00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:07.180 i think you're gonna enjoy 00:10:07.180 --> 00:10:07.740 this one 00:10:08.580 --> 00:10:10.340 this is the one you wanna watch next 00:10:10.340 --> 00:10:12.340 so make sure you click right here 00:10:12.340 --> 00:10:13.840 for another video 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:15.840 oh boy, is one of my favourite actually 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:16.600 what's that? 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.600 oh you already clicked 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:20.600 then why am i even here...?