WEBVTT
Kind: captions
Language: jv

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.920
*mendem

00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:04.020
ora

00:00:04.020 --> 00:00:05.240
TAEK

00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:06.660
CUK

00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:08.080
ASEM

00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:10.080
videone urung 10 menit

00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:11.640
aku kudu piye iki cuk?!

00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:13.480
iki wes JANUARI

00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:16.160
duit teko iklan sik kurang!

00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:18.480
aku kudu sinau soko sing paling hebat

00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:21.900
ben videone iso SEPULUH MENIT

00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:27.080
aku ngomong alon-alon, bukane jelas sing tak lakoni ning keneeee

00:00:27.080 --> 00:00:28.820
ooooohhhh

00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:29.600
ooeewwhhh (sing gawe headphone tilar donyo)

00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:30.460
Leafy...

00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:32.640
Jagone gawe judul

00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:39.220
*musik introne leafy mulai*

00:00:39.220 --> 00:00:41.400
Jangkrek iku 11 DETIK

00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:42.460
RAENEK ISINE!

00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:43.500
Asline iku..

00:00:43.700 --> 00:00:45.700
Gak sido wes, iku 17 MENIT.

00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:47.040
RAENEK ISINE!

00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:49.320
guyon guyon guyon~

00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:50.060
Calvin

00:00:50.620 --> 00:00:51.240
aku mok guyon

00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:52.340
*irung buntu*

00:00:52.340 --> 00:00:54.180
oke aku ngerti, aku butuh..

00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:56.280
aku butuh intro, aku kudu mbalikno iku maneh

00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:57.400
puter introne

00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:08.840
wes 10 menit rung ki?

00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:09.660
CUK

00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:10.580
uuuugh.

00:01:10.580 --> 00:01:12.460
*ngoceh gak jelas*

00:01:12.460 --> 00:01:12.960
oke aku weruh

00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:14.060
Casey Niestat

00:01:14.460 --> 00:01:16.140
wonge nganggo transisi iki

00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:17.120
AYO DELOK SEK

00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:22.080
 

00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:24.240
CUK
oke

00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:25.800
wes puter ae sembarang

00:01:26.320 --> 00:01:28.060
silite sopo ae (kok tekan silit pewds?)

00:01:28.060 --> 00:01:29.140
gambar-gambar

00:01:29.380 --> 00:01:29.880
oke?

00:01:38.080 --> 00:01:40.980
wes 10 menit rung iki?

00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.580
JANUARI JANCUK

00:01:44.580 --> 00:01:47.040
opo kowe mudeng karo duit seko iklan?!

00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:49.000
*asma

00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.660
iki ra bener, temen ra bener

00:01:50.660 --> 00:01:53.900
aku kudu golek kerjo nek koyo ngene terus

00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:54.580
oh

00:01:54.580 --> 00:01:55.520
aku mudeng!

00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:57.600
ning videoku wingi

00:01:57.600 --> 00:01:58.220
ehhhh

00:01:58.220 --> 00:01:59.940
rausah bingung karo urutan videone

00:01:59.940 --> 00:02:01.420
aku mudeng iki rodo awut awutan

00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:02.380
*megap2*

00:02:02.380 --> 00:02:04.200
tapi ning videone sing wingi

00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.200
aku ngomong nek aku bakal nulis komentar paling nduwur

00:02:06.580 --> 00:02:07.520
komentar paling nduwur

00:02:07.520 --> 00:02:08.640
ning tembok kuwi

00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.080
saiki aku rung mriksa

00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:10.760
oke?

00:02:10.760 --> 00:02:12.060
aku rung mriksa

00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:13.940
dadi komentar opo ae mungkin saiki

00:02:13.940 --> 00:02:15.580
ayo tonton sek..

00:02:15.580 --> 00:02:16.640
Dadi aku rodo gemeter

00:02:17.300 --> 00:02:21.420
*woconen dewe

00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:29.480
kuwi top komen e?

00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:32.900
wes tak wenehi ijin lho..
*ndilat upo ning brengos

00:02:34.060 --> 00:02:35.700
ijin nulis opo ae

00:02:36.160 --> 00:02:37.600
ning latar videoku

00:02:37.600 --> 00:02:39.700
terus top komen e malah..

00:02:40.320 --> 00:02:42.520
ngiklan, bajing tenan og

00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:43.620
yo paling ora

00:02:44.040 --> 00:02:47.580
tak kiro kowe wes do tambah pinter!

00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:51.440
malah percoyo karo wong gatheli sing komen isine "aku tresno kowe"

00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:53.100
opo cuk maksude kuwi?

00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:55.680
nek kowe mudeng wong sing ra kenal ngomong aku tresno kowe

00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.800
kuwi raenek artine, tembungan ra teges cuk.

00:02:57.800 --> 00:02:59.900
kecuali nek tembungane duwe arti nyoto

00:02:59.900 --> 00:03:01.200
lan seko uwong,

00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:04.220
sing mbok hormati nek ra paling ora kenal sopo wong kuwi!

00:03:04.720 --> 00:03:07.480
saiki nuwun sewu aku nulis...

00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:18.960
wes yo balik neh ning video

00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:20.240
aku ra ngurus cuk

00:03:20.480 --> 00:03:21.720
hey, piye kabare

00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:22.640
Bros?

00:03:23.700 --> 00:03:26.340
sugeng rawuh ing video ori liyane

00:03:26.660 --> 00:03:28.420
jajal ora oleh tresno *ngguyu

00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:29.900
langsung kalah aku

00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:32.040
tapi enek sesuatu

00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:34.660
awit kowe kabeh podo seneng karo brengosku

00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:35.940
matur nuwun sanget pokoke

00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:39.780
aku seneng tenan karo tanggapan ning penampilan anyarku. kowe mudeng

00:03:39.780 --> 00:03:41.280
nek aku yakin aku ketok ganteng

00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:42.400
akhire

00:03:42.760 --> 00:03:46.200
aku nemu penampilan sing podo sifat ku

00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:48.560
tapi tak kiro ra patio apik

00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:52.160
dadi nek aku ngguyu, aku bakal nyukur sitik brengosku

00:03:52.300 --> 00:03:53.660
bah loro y ws

00:03:53.660 --> 00:03:55.660
nglarani kuwi atiku!

00:03:56.420 --> 00:03:57.560
lan nek brengosku wes entek

00:03:57.960 --> 00:03:59.320
tak cukur asu siji iki

00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:01.620
*ngekek

00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:06.640
 

00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:08.000
ayo!

00:04:08.640 --> 00:04:09.620
video ke siji

00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:14.400
yaiku kursi. *duh Gusti kursine!

00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:20.880
*nyekekek

00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:25.000
iki video sing maraki kowe ngguyu sakdurunge kowe nonton

00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:27.060
yo ramungkin nek aku ora ngguyu

00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:28.820
cukur sitik

00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:29.620
karemu

00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.120
ketoke do mudeng iki mengko akhire piye

00:04:33.860 --> 00:04:36.980
seneng aku, penak disawang, mugo mugo aku ra ngguyu meneh

00:04:37.200 --> 00:04:39.760
kowe wes pernah ngresiki umbel urung?

00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:41.600
oke hello oke

00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:44.340
kowe wes pernah ngresiki umbel urung?

00:04:44.420 --> 00:04:45.060
aku ra percoyo nek ak...

00:04:45.060 --> 00:04:45.780
*jindul gek ngopo kuwi bocahe

00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.020
aku kudu ngresiki umbelku saiki!

00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:56.060
 

00:05:03.700 --> 00:05:06.300
wes tak cobo nglalekake, jenenengmu soko atiku *nyanyi

00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:07.920
ra ngguyu

00:05:07.920 --> 00:05:08.580
nuwun kabeh

00:05:09.320 --> 00:05:10.600
lanjut

00:05:14.140 --> 00:05:15.920
opo iki? ngopo kae bocahe?

00:05:15.940 --> 00:05:17.540
cangkemu menengo!

00:05:17.540 --> 00:05:19.540
mengengo cuk asu ii!

00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:22.780
meneng!

00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:30.360
meneng!

00:05:30.540 --> 00:05:32.720
eh.. ora.. ora.. kuwi mau

00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:34.040
ngguyune pas wes bar

00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:35.240
ra diitung

00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:36.400
kucing ku sedeng

00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:40.000
*pyar

00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:45.140
aku ra ngguyu

00:05:45.840 --> 00:05:47.260
*pyar

00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:51.960
nomer 1. ngopo kowe ngrekam kucingmu ning kono?

00:05:52.200 --> 00:05:52.760
nomer 2....

00:05:53.880 --> 00:05:54.920
opo kuwi mau cuk?

00:05:55.380 --> 00:05:56.820
*pyar

00:05:56.820 --> 00:05:58.720
kucinge kuwi mau meh ning ndi?

00:05:58.720 --> 00:06:00.880
opo sing penting karo kucinge mau?

00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.920
lapo aku ngeroso koyok Ray William johnson

00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.740
mecahi telek-

00:06:08.620 --> 00:06:10.300
au.. kate nyampe

00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:11.440
aku lumayan seneng

00:06:11.940 --> 00:06:12.900
kowe seneng? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

00:06:16.300 --> 00:06:16.800
*???

00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:18.800
*irung buntu

00:06:18.840 --> 00:06:19.480
lanjut!

00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:24.800
kita arep jagongan karo pak Erik sing bar meneh gunung Everest, TAPI

00:06:25.180 --> 00:06:25.680
 

00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:27.160
wonge maho

00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:29.800
maksude wonge maho, ngapunten maksude wonge wuta

00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:30.400
nah kuwi mau pokoke

00:06:38.780 --> 00:06:40.060
aku raoleh ngguyu

00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:44.660
juncuk...

00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:52.700
kita arep jagongan karo pak Erik sing bar meneh gunung Everest, TAPI wonge doyan lanangan

00:06:53.180 --> 00:06:53.820
tapi wonge...

00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:54.720
MAHO

00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:59.240
cah wadon nangis koyo mobil balap

00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:01.680
hey ngapunten telponmu mau ra tak jawab

00:07:02.180 --> 00:07:02.740
 

00:07:03.420 --> 00:07:04.360
aku pas arep nelpon balik kowe..

00:07:04.420 --> 00:07:04.940
 

00:07:05.440 --> 00:07:06.880
ngandani kowe nek aku

00:07:07.260 --> 00:07:07.940
aku tresno kowe

00:07:08.620 --> 00:07:09.620
lan aku kangen kowe

00:07:10.140 --> 00:07:11.700
*nangis tapi suarane koyo wedus balap

00:07:11.700 --> 00:07:13.200
 

00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.740
aku pengen, aku pengen kowe nelpon balik aku

00:07:19.740 --> 00:07:23.300
*nangis tapi suarane koyo wedus balap

00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:25.700
lan ngapunten telponmu ra tak jawab

00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:26.940
lan aku, Aku, AKU~

00:07:26.940 --> 00:07:28.940
aku mudeng kowe wes bar

00:07:28.940 --> 00:07:32.040
dadi, dadi nek kowe moco iki, gelem ra kowe nelpon balik aku?

00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.040
*nangis tapi suarane koyo wedus balap

00:07:35.200 --> 00:07:35.860
aku tresno kowe

00:07:36.320 --> 00:07:37.440
lan aku kangen kowe

00:07:37.700 --> 00:07:40.460
*nangis tapi suarane koyo wedus balap

00:07:43.180 --> 00:07:43.900
lanjuuut..

00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:45.840
lapo kuwi delok iku?

00:07:47.020 --> 00:07:48.900
ojo ngandakne ibuuuuk~

00:07:52.640 --> 00:07:54.080
uapik tenan iki

00:07:54.080 --> 00:07:56.020
uapik tenan iki pokoke

00:07:57.400 --> 00:07:58.580
ngopo kowe nonton kuwi?

00:07:58.580 --> 00:08:01.400
kuwi wong wuta, wes rasah bingung..

00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:04.080
raenek sing salah nonton wong wuta

00:08:08.960 --> 00:08:09.660
 

00:08:10.400 --> 00:08:12.400
level pertama kanggo wedok lesbi

00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:14.400
*ngekek

00:08:18.700 --> 00:08:19.200
cuk wes

00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:20.760
rapopo, sebanding og

00:08:21.020 --> 00:08:21.980
sebanding og..

00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:24.600
oh no

00:08:25.820 --> 00:08:26.980
oke aku meh ngandani kowe rahasia sithik

00:08:27.620 --> 00:08:28.500
oh oke...

00:08:28.500 --> 00:08:30.980
*ra ceto

00:08:30.980 --> 00:08:31.480
 

00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:33.800
wonge mesti ngomong, nek..

00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:36.480
ning situasi taktis, suara velcro

00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:38.480
kowe isoh krungu seko adoh

00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:41.020
lan sopo ae mudeng suarane velcro

00:08:41.300 --> 00:08:42.100
 

00:08:44.580 --> 00:08:46.740
nah iki aku duwe kantongan velcro

00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:48.940
lan iki suarane pas ing situasi taktis

00:08:50.900 --> 00:08:51.400
lan

00:08:52.040 --> 00:08:52.540
terus wonge ngajari aku

00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:58.340
carane mbukak velcro, dadi pas kowe mbukak, ora ono sing krungu suarane velcro

00:08:58.860 --> 00:08:59.560
oke piye carane?

00:08:59.620 --> 00:09:04.840
iki cepet banget terus velcro sing tak cekel ii sing apik sing isoh tak tuku

00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:06.940
opo ngeneki isoh lucu?
iki sing wonge ajari ning aku

00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:07.760
oke

00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:08.960
AH!!!

00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:12.040
*stroke*

00:09:14.160 --> 00:09:16.300
*ngekek

00:09:19.700 --> 00:09:25.560
angkat lengenmu 45derajat seko ngarep, terus angkat lengenmu munggah sak adohe~

00:09:25.560 --> 00:09:26.300
iki lho

00:09:26.660 --> 00:09:27.620
tak pikir wes wektune

00:09:28.300 --> 00:09:59.920
*nyukur**musik**joget*

00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:01.120
oke.. wes..

00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:04.540
kuwi mau jajal ora oleh ngguyu edisi brengos

00:10:04.840 --> 00:10:05.820
nek kowe seneng video iki

00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:07.180
mungkin kowe bakal seneng

00:10:07.180 --> 00:10:07.740
sing iki

00:10:08.580 --> 00:10:10.340
iki sing meh mbok tonton selanjute

00:10:10.340 --> 00:10:12.340
dadi ndang klik ning kene

00:10:12.340 --> 00:10:13.840
nggo nonton video liyane

00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:15.840
oh, iki video sing paling tak senengi

00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:16.600
opo?

00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.600
oh kowe wes nge klik

00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:20.600
lha trus ngopo aku ning kene...?