WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: sr 00:00:00.840 --> 00:00:01.760 faaaaaa ahhhh 00:00:02.400 --> 00:00:04.020 Ne 00:00:04.020 --> 00:00:05.240 Sranje 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:06.660 Jebote 00:00:07.040 --> 00:00:08.080 Dodjavola! 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:10.080 Ovaj video jos nije 10 minuta dugacak 00:00:10.080 --> 00:00:11.640 Sta koji kurac da radim?! 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:13.480 Jebeni januar je... 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:16.160 Vec postoji nedostatak prihoda od oglasa! 00:00:16.160 --> 00:00:18.480 Moracu da ucim od najboljeg, 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:21.900 Da bi produzio ovaj video do 10 minuta... 00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:27.080 Jel ja pricam sporo,jel toliko ocigledno sta radim ovde...... 00:00:27.080 --> 00:00:28.820 OHHHHH 00:00:28.820 --> 00:00:29.600 OOOOO 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:30.460 Leafy! 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:32.640 Majstor naslovnih kartica 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:39.220 *Muzika* 00:00:39.220 --> 00:00:41.400 Covece to je vec 11 sekundi 00:00:41.400 --> 00:00:42.460 SA NULA DOGADJAJA! 00:00:42.460 --> 00:00:45.500 Ustvari to je,nema veze to je ipak 17 minuta 00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:47.040 Bez dogadjaja! 00:00:47.040 --> 00:00:49.380 Ja se samo salim,salim se 00:00:49.480 --> 00:00:51.300 Kalvin,zezam se... 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:52.340 FFF 00:00:52.340 --> 00:00:54.180 Okej,ja razumem,ja mor..razumem.Treba mi 00:00:54.180 --> 00:00:56.280 Treba mi uvod,moram da ga uvedem nazad.. 00:00:56.280 --> 00:00:57.400 Pusti uvod.. 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:08.840 Jesmo na 10 minutu vec? 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:09.660 Jebote. 00:01:09.660 --> 00:01:10.580 Uggh 00:01:10.580 --> 00:01:12.460 *Brbljanje* 00:01:12.460 --> 00:01:12.960 Oke,znam! 00:01:12.960 --> 00:01:14.060 Kejsi Najstat 00:01:14.460 --> 00:01:16.140 On radi ove tranzicijske snimke 00:01:16.140 --> 00:01:17.120 Pogledajmo 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:22.080 *Video uvoda snimka* 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:24.240 Jebote,okej 00:01:24.240 --> 00:01:25.800 Samo pusti nasumican, 00:01:26.320 --> 00:01:28.060 bezvezni.. 00:01:28.060 --> 00:01:29.240 Snimak 00:01:29.380 --> 00:01:29.880 Okej? 00:01:38.080 --> 00:01:40.980 Jesmo li na 10 minutu vec,molim tee???? 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:44.580 Jebeni Januar 00:01:44.580 --> 00:01:47.040 Vidite li sta se desi sa adovima? 00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:49.000 HUUUUUUUUU 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.660 Ovo je lose.Ovo je stvarno lose 00:01:50.660 --> 00:01:53.900 Moracu da nadjem pravi posao,ubrzo ako se ovo nastavi! 00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:54.580 OO 00:01:54.580 --> 00:01:55.520 Znam! 00:01:55.520 --> 00:01:57.600 U mom poslednjem videu 00:01:57.600 --> 00:01:58.220 eeeeeeeeeh 00:01:58.220 --> 00:02:01.420 Ne brinite o redosledu u ovom videu,znam da je pomalo u neredu,okej? 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:02.380 Ja,ja....PSSSC 00:02:02.380 --> 00:02:06.420 Ali u poslednjem videu,rekao sam da cu staviti top komentar 00:02:06.580 --> 00:02:08.720 Top komentar na onaj zid- 00:02:08.900 --> 00:02:10.520 E sad,ja nisam proverio,okej? 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:12.060 Ja,ja nisam pogledao 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:13.940 Pa bi mogao da bude sta god sada 00:02:13.940 --> 00:02:15.580 Da vidimo,da vidimo sta je.. 00:02:15.580 --> 00:02:16.640 Malo sam nervozan 00:02:17.300 --> 00:02:21.420 -Hej slucajni prolaznice koji ides kroz komentare,srecna Nova godina :) i volim te- 00:02:28.340 --> 00:02:29.480 To je top komentar? 00:02:31.300 --> 00:02:35.780 Dao sam vam jebenu dozvolu da stavite sta god hocete 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.600 Na pozadinu mog videa 00:02:37.660 --> 00:02:39.360 I TOP KOMENTAR JE 00:02:40.260 --> 00:02:42.460 JEBENO OGLASAVANJE. 00:02:42.620 --> 00:02:43.720 Mislio sam,da 00:02:44.040 --> 00:02:47.580 Da...Da..Da sam vas naucio drustvo bolje! 00:02:47.940 --> 00:02:51.440 Nego da verujete nekom slucajnom komentaru koji kaze -volim te- 00:02:51.740 --> 00:02:53.100 Sta koji djavo to znaci? 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:55.680 Da imas beskucnika na ulici da ti kaze da te voli 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.800 Nista ne znaci,reci ne znace sranjeee...... 00:02:57.800 --> 00:02:59.900 Ukoliko ti ne dolaze sa PRAVIM ZNACENJEM 00:02:59.900 --> 00:03:01.200 I od coveka 00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:04.220 Kojeg postujes,ili bar znas ko je! 00:03:04.720 --> 00:03:07.480 Sada izvinite me,dok stavljam 00:03:16.700 --> 00:03:18.960 Ajde da se vratimo tome,o cemu je video. 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:20.240 Bas me briga.... 00:03:20.480 --> 00:03:21.720 Hej,kako ide 00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:22.640 Brosss 00:03:23.700 --> 00:03:26.340 Dobrodosli na drugu originalnu ideju videa 00:03:26.660 --> 00:03:28.420 Probaj da se ne nasmejes,haa 00:03:28.780 --> 00:03:29.900 Vec nisam uspeo 00:03:30.760 --> 00:03:32.040 Ali postoji caka 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:34.660 Posto toliko volite moje brkove 00:03:34.660 --> 00:03:35.940 Hvala vam lepo inace 00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:39.780 Stvarno cenim sve dobre odgovore i komentare na moj izgled.Znate 00:03:39.780 --> 00:03:41.280 Ovako,mislio sam da izgledam kul 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:42.400 Konacno 00:03:42.760 --> 00:03:46.200 Nasao sam novi moderan izgled koji lezi meni i mojoj licnosti 00:03:47.160 --> 00:03:48.560 Ali izgleda da to nije dovoljno dobro 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:52.160 Pa ako se nasmejem,deo mojih brkova cu obrijati 00:03:52.300 --> 00:03:53.660 Koliko god me to bolelo 00:03:53.660 --> 00:03:55.660 Boli me u srz! 00:03:56.420 --> 00:03:57.560 I ako nestanem bez brkova 00:03:57.960 --> 00:03:59.320 obrijacu ovog psa 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:01.620 00:04:02.120 --> 00:04:06.640 R.I.P. Edgar 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:08.000 Uradimo ovo 00:04:08.640 --> 00:04:09.620 Prvi video 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:11.660 Je stolica. 00:04:19.980 --> 00:04:20.880 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:25.000 Ovo je onaj video kod kojeg znas da ces da se nasmejes,i pre nego sto ga pogledas 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:27.060 Nema sanse da se nisam mogao nasmejati tome 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:28.820 Samo mali deo 00:04:28.960 --> 00:04:29.620 Sta god.... 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.120 Mislim da svi znamo gde ovo vodi 00:04:33.820 --> 00:04:36.940 Svidja mi se,mislim da je dobar izgled,nadam se da ne moram opet da se smejem 00:04:39.900 --> 00:04:41.600 Oh cao..okej.. 00:04:44.420 --> 00:04:45.060 Ja ne verujem,ja 00:04:45.060 --> 00:04:45.780 OMG 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.020 Moram da uradim ovo sada 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:56.060 00:05:03.700 --> 00:05:06.300 I ja ne zelim da me svet vidiii 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:07.920 Nisam se nasmejao 00:05:07.920 --> 00:05:08.580 Hvala lepo 00:05:09.320 --> 00:05:10.600 Sledece 00:05:14.140 --> 00:05:15.920 Sta je ovo?Sta on to radi? 00:05:15.940 --> 00:05:17.540 Zacepi 00:05:17.540 --> 00:05:19.540 Ucuti Picko 00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:22.780 Zacepi 00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:30.360 Zacepi 00:05:30.540 --> 00:05:32.720 Oh..ne...ne..to je 00:05:33.160 --> 00:05:34.040 posle videa 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:35.240 ne racunaju se 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:36.400 Moja macka je luda 00:05:44.640 --> 00:05:45.140 Nisam se nasmejao 00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:51.960 Pod 1.Zasto si to snimao...tvoja macka je u jebenoj bastenskoj kuci? 00:05:52.200 --> 00:05:52.760 Pod 2. 00:05:53.880 --> 00:05:54.920 Sta kurac? 00:05:57.080 --> 00:05:58.740 Gde je ta macka otisla? 00:05:59.280 --> 00:06:01.420 Sta je toliko bilo bitno toj macki 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:03.920 Zasto se osecam kao da sam ray wiliam 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.740 Unistavam 00:06:08.800 --> 00:06:10.300 O...mi dolazimo tamo 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:11.440 Nekako mi se svidja 00:06:11.940 --> 00:06:12.900 Tebi se svidja?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:06:16.300 --> 00:06:16.800 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:18.800 00:06:18.840 --> 00:06:19.480 Nastavljamo 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:24.800 Intervjuisacemo Erika koji se popeo na najvisu planinu na svetu,Mont Everest.Ali- 00:06:25.180 --> 00:06:25.680 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:27.160 On je gej 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:29.800 Mislim gej,oprostite on je slep 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:30.400 pa smo zato ovde 00:06:38.780 --> 00:06:40.060 Ne zelim se nasmejati 00:06:43.700 --> 00:06:44.660 Ah jebem ti 00:06:45.660 --> 00:06:52.700 Intervjuisacemo Erika koji se popeo na najvisu planinu na svetu,Mont Everest.Ali... on je gej 00:06:53.180 --> 00:06:53.820 Ali on je 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:54.720 gej 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:59.240 Devojka place kao trkacki auto 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:01.680 Hej, izvini sto sam propustila tvoj poziv 00:07:02.180 --> 00:07:02.740 umm 00:07:03.420 --> 00:07:04.360 Zovem te samo.. 00:07:04.420 --> 00:07:04.940 uhh... 00:07:05.440 --> 00:07:06.880 Da te obavestim da... 00:07:07.260 --> 00:07:07.940 O ne...-te volim- 00:07:08.620 --> 00:07:09.620 I nedostajes mi 00:07:10.140 --> 00:07:11.700 00:07:11.700 --> 00:07:13.200 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.740 Ja stvarno, ja stvarno zelim da me nazoves 00:07:19.740 --> 00:07:23.300 00:07:23.700 --> 00:07:25.700 I zao mi je sto sam propustila tvoj poziv 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:26.940 i ja, ja, jaai 00:07:26.940 --> 00:07:28.920 Znam da si GOTOV 00:07:28.920 --> 00:07:32.020 Pa, pa kad ovo dobijes, hoces li me nazvati 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:34.040 00:07:35.200 --> 00:07:35.860 Volim te 00:07:36.320 --> 00:07:37.440 I nedostajes mi 00:07:37.700 --> 00:07:40.460 00:07:43.180 --> 00:07:43.900 Sledeci video 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:45.840 Zasto gledas to 00:07:47.020 --> 00:07:48.900 Nemoj reci mamiiiiii 00:07:52.640 --> 00:07:54.080 Ovi su stvarno dobri 00:07:54.080 --> 00:07:56.020 Ovo su jako dobri videi ovog puta 00:07:57.400 --> 00:07:58.580 -Zasto gledas to?- 00:07:58.580 --> 00:08:01.400 Oni su samo slepi,oni su samo slepi,ne brini se 00:08:01.980 --> 00:08:04.080 Nema nista lose u gledanju slepih ljudi 00:08:08.960 --> 00:08:09.660 mmmmmh... 00:08:10.400 --> 00:08:12.400 Rane faze od yaoi obozavateljke 00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:14.400 00:08:18.700 --> 00:08:19.200 Jebi ga 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:20.760 U redu,bilo je vredno toga 00:08:21.020 --> 00:08:21.980 Bilo je vredno... 00:08:24.100 --> 00:08:24.600 O ne 00:08:25.820 --> 00:08:26.980 Zelim vam pokazati malu tajnu 00:08:27.620 --> 00:08:28.500 Ohh!Okej 00:08:28.500 --> 00:08:30.980 Jedan me naucio iz Americkih rengera 00:08:30.980 --> 00:08:31.480 Super 00:08:31.840 --> 00:08:33.800 I on je uvek govorio,znas... 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:36.480 U takticnim situacijama zvuk cicka 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:38.480 Mozes da cujes miljama daleko 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:41.020 I svi znaju onaj zvuk od cicka 00:08:41.300 --> 00:08:42.100 To je tacno 00:08:44.580 --> 00:08:46.740 Ovde imamo traku od cicka 00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:48.940 I ovo je zvuk koji te odaje u situacijama 00:08:50.900 --> 00:08:51.400 I 00:08:52.040 --> 00:08:52.540 Pa...On me je naucio 00:08:53.860 --> 00:08:58.340 Metodu otvaranja traku cicka tako da, ako to radis da te niko ne cuje 00:08:58.860 --> 00:08:59.560 Okej,sta je to? 00:08:59.620 --> 00:09:04.840 Jako je brzo, i, pa traka cicka treba da bude dobro namestena 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:06.940 Jel ovo treba da bude smesno?-I ovo je ono sto me je naucio 00:09:07.220 --> 00:09:07.760 Okej... 00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:08.960 AHH!! 00:09:11.480 --> 00:09:12.040 00:09:14.160 --> 00:09:16.300 00:09:19.700 --> 00:09:25.560 Ispruzite ruku 45 stepeni napred i podignite je sto vise moze- 00:09:25.560 --> 00:09:26.300 Idemo 00:09:26.660 --> 00:09:27.620 Ja mislim da je vreme 00:09:28.300 --> 00:09:59.920 00:10:00.320 --> 00:10:01.120 Dobro,pa.... 00:10:01.340 --> 00:10:04.540 To je bilo-Probaj da se ne smejes izazov-edicija brkova 00:10:04.840 --> 00:10:05.820 Ako ste uzivali u ovom videu 00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:07.180 Mislim da cete uzivati 00:10:07.180 --> 00:10:07.740 Ovome 00:10:08.580 --> 00:10:10.340 Ovo je onaj koji zelite gledati sledece 00:10:10.340 --> 00:10:12.340 Pa pobrini se da udjete ovde 00:10:12.340 --> 00:10:13.840 Za drugi video 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:15.840 O covece,to je jedan od mojih omiljenih inace 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:16.600 Sta je to? 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.600 ohh vec ste stisnuli? 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:20.600 Onda sto sam ovde jos?