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Ring ring, ring ring

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Ohh! This is PJ!

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What's that?

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You think my * lip smack *  "Try Not To Laugh Challenge" videos aren't funny enough?

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FUCK! :throws phone( OH MAH PHONE! )

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Yo-you still there?

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Okay, you challenge me-  you're- you're gonna send me the clips this time because you want funny ones?

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Ok actually - you know what I appreciate you helping out because I've been really struggling with getting decent content out.(Yes Thanks You Pj)

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You're sending me over some clips? Okay-okay PJ-- Thank you so much-- Domo arigato

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Sayonara-sa PJ sama

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aaalright, let's see what PJ has to offer. spin that shit, PJ DJ

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I've never laughed in a try not to laugh challenge in my entire life (oh yeah sure)-- why don't you join this challenge with me and try to keep up ^_^ -- The goal is NOT to laugh!

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* reads * Thanks for the treats grandma

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Okay

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Cashier from clip: " That'll be $32.03"

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Grandma from clip : " For one drink?" ( DISGUSTING!)

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Cashier from clip: "Your grandson ordered a bunch of cakes and he said it was all on you."

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*grandma turns, death stare*

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*kid talks in slo-mo* ( this kid right here i swear )

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CAMERA INTENSIFIES *Pewds dying inside*

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*Laugh* I give up-- I give up *laugh*-- That's some fine editing right there that-- I cannot- I can't ah-- goddammit the first (this is a bad word. if you're a child, then do not continue watching this video) video really PJ? ( PJ you sly fox )

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You know--you know what? NO! That doesn't count! ( just do it )

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* looks * What the fuck is this?

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Guy from clip : " What goes on in this town is none of your business." ( OH NUHUH AIN'TGON' HAVENONTHAT!)

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Girl from clip: " As long as I'm living here, it is! "

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Guy from clip screaming: "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING --

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Guy from Clip: HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Girl from clip : "Well, that's easily fixed." *leaves the room*

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OOOH (DATGIRLDOH)

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That was hard---- *laugh* jesus christ

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Guy from clip: HEREEEEEEEEE

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*poods imitates him in perfect key*

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That's some fine acting right there, no editing, just acting.

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Guy from clip: HERREEEEE

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Guy from clip and poods speak in unison: BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERREEEEEEEEEEE

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Girl from clip: "That's easily fixed."

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uh, this is gonna be tough. PJ, come on man! Cut me some slack here. (PJ CUT THE SLACK)

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*reads* pretend the fight gone wrong-- ah geez

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*dun try dis at home*

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Wai-wait. Did he say Awh Spegett?

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*silence* Did he say "oh spagett?"

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When his... head got hit?

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guy in video: OHSPAGETT

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*pewds realization*

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oh. My god

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huehuehue

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He's saying OHH SS--SPAGGET!

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WELCOME POODS WORLD!!!!!

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guy in video: AWH! spagett!

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spagett! *laughs*

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nope, did not laugh! -poods totally failed- i laughed at myself, doesnt fucking count.

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TRY AGAIN PJ

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*reading* fat kid part 3

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what do you mean, "part 3"?

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what does that mean?

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wait what the-how do- how do you find these fuckin random fuckin videos? jesus.

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guy in video: so, this fat guy-

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guy: who said fat?! *hits them* gah! fucking pieces of shit!

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*poods tries not to laugh*

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*poods considers his life choices*

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guy: *making really high pitched annoying sounds* *poods tries not to laugh*

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*poods unsuccessfully giggles*

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*clapping*  BRAVO MONSIEUR! c'est très bien magnifique!

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that was the finest F sharp i have ever heard in my goddamn life.

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it souned liked just like my mother when she was singing me

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uh- singing to me as a child.

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*screeching continues*

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my mother, was a pterodactyl

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*screeches and acts like a pterodactyl *acts like one*

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*clears throat*

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mm, come on.

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come on.

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*repeated come on's*

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*HEADPHONE WARNING*

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*cars screetch in the next video*

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jesus

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fucking christ

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*screaming and horn honking*

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what the hell is happening?

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that was it-that was it?!

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why is it titled "Grandma Found The (Car) Keys"?!

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so, greg what are you doin today?

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alright, you know- no.

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i dont want to know.

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thank you very much.

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*robotic voice* your mama is so fat that she had to get baptized at Sea World.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaheheahhahaha

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no.... no, that- no! i did not laugh at that shitty fuckin video- fuck you.(Yes you did)

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no! that does not *laughs*  count!

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AAAAAHH

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come oon!

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*moose noises*

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Guy in the video: " Well howdy, how y'all doing tonight?" (Pretty good actually)

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Girl in video: "What are you doing with that on your head?"

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Guy in video: "It keeps the voices in!

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Girl in video: " Mean out?"

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Guy in video:"No its keep's it in!"

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Girl:"  NO you mean out"

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Guy: " It Keeps em in!!"

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Girl: "Out!"

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Guy:"In!!"

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Girl:" Out"

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Guy:"In!"

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*Pewds Confused AF* Girl: Gimmie that *Takes Hat*

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Video" YEYEYEYEYEYE"

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Guy: " You put em out you put em back!" *Pewds Still confused*

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Girl: "Not scared of that. I aint"

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"YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEYEY" *Pewds silent*

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*Pewds smacking lips together*

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*Groans*

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SPAGETTI

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*HEADPHONE WARNING*

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How do you find these fuking channels PJ?

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It scares me I'm scared !

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Im scared of you now

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Congratulations thats what yo- What the fuck ?

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*HEADPHONE WARNING*

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"Aye whats going on Mr. Remer"

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"Oh you boys just missed it"

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"What we miss man ?"

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"Eh you just missed it"

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"Come on Mr.Remer man ! What we miss" "Yeah what we miss ?

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Come on Mr.Remer man

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"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar"

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*Pewds Shocked*

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"Now thats a sweet ass"

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*Pewds smiles*

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*Pewds starts dancing adorably*

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*Laughs*

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"Now thats a sweet ass"

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oh i love that one i- imma subscribe to that channel, its so good

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JESUS

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*music*

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NO!

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*more music*

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Fuckin Hell !

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the internet is a weird place

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and PJ....

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you're not fuckin' helping

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Holy shit

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*poods laugh*

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*clap clap clap* YESS

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(poods laugh)

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I WANT THAT ROBOT ITS FUCKIN' AWESOME :D

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these are the kind of videos where it's like wh- when people discuss: WILL ROBOTS TAKE OVER HUMANITY?

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just show him this video and be like I- I- I think we're fine for a couple more years, at least

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FURNITURE ADVERT

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"Good news for people who have credit problems"

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*transition* :o

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"Norton Furniture is here for you... now seriously... if you cant get credit in my store...

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"You cant get credit anywhere.."

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"My name is Mark, you can count on it."

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*jumpscare* JESUS!

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I think i will not go to that store

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Uhh... mainly based on the guy with the fucking giant scissors

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And the nightmares D:

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Ohh... Swedish reporter farts

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It's amazing

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they're wrapping up the show

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Uh shes doing the outro... and here we go ;D

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*swedish =3=*

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*poods giggles*

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*poods starts laughing*

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She must've- she must've literally sat on that fart for a.... very long time and..

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The video- she was doing so well!

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She's just so incredibly well holding in that fart, and as soon as she ended it...

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It just-it just slipped out

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we've all done that

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but to do it on television

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and to be so fucking loud.. that the microphone that is positioned here...

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picks it up from your fucking asshole

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and it sounds louder than you speak... there's something beautiful about that..

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ANOTHER SWEDISH ONE! WHAT THE FUCK?!

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"I love Chille con- Chille con carne"

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*swedish o3o*

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*gasps* *poods giggle*

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* poods laugh*

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I've given up

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The thing is like.... thay say chille con carne in a funny way....

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You wouldn't say it like that

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It's funny how he says it

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I can't explain why it's funny

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Uhh

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So i don't know how this would be funny

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*laugh*

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For other people... I don't---

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*gasps*

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Yeah i love chille con carne c:

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I love chille con carne too actually... I-.... I think its in the swedish blood

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Ohh gahd.... Ohh gahd Ohh...

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"Congratulations i think you've made the right choice there!"

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*music*

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SUCCESS!

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*wat is going on :o*

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OHH HELL YEAH!

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Congratulations, you've subscribed to the Pewdiepie channel!

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Have fun editing that *laughs*